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I am and am not ✌️ non-dualism 🤔 film & tv producer/exec 🎬

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Dave Abbitt
2 years
We aren’t even a speck of dust. We’re smaller than that. We’re infinitely tiny. And yet we have devised ways to see beyond what we can with our own eyes. How curious & brilliant. How human in our search for meaning. We can do anything we can imagine together. ☮️ #PlanetEarth
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Dave Abbitt
5 months
Dear dumb middle-aged white guy at the Supermarket who decided to stop at the Girl Scout Cookies stand and sarcastically ask the mom and her daughter if they have Boy Scout cookies because you’re so threatened by society you don’t know what to do with yourself, 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 5/5
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Dave Abbitt
1 year
My wife heard screaming outside and found our neighbor in the street holding a broom and a stray kitten that was camped out in his car’s engine compartment all night. Shit. Say ‘hi’ to Poe.
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1 year
@KatieDaviscourt Babe, they're homeless.
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3 months
The man who set himself ablaze in front of the courthouse where Trump is on trial did so because he had a psychotic break from our complicated reality. He is to be mourned, not mocked. He had friends and family. People who loved him and who will miss him. 💙
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Dave Abbitt
1 year
Well it’s official. The wife has agreed and this nugget is Poe Abbitt.
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Dave Abbitt
1 year
Poe is adjusting well to his new family. Tested negative for Parvovirus, Feline AIDS, etc. Waiting on parasites test results because the poor guy is having a tough time in the litter box. No shots or neutering till we clear it up, but he’s loved and well cared for.
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Dave Abbitt
2 years
The incidents in Buffalo, Milwaukee, and countless other terrorist mass murders these last four decades are about guns, AND racism, mental illness, AND a spiraling corporate controlled society fostering extremism and violence. We have to address all of the above.
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Dave Abbitt
8 months
What?
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Dave Abbitt
10 months
This might be the best thing you’ll watch today outside of puppy and kitten vids. Mickey Rourke FTW.
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Dave Abbitt
5 months
Behold, we are all but travelers and observers of great wonders … 🌎🌍🌏💙
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Dave Abbitt
6 months
He was a friend to so many of us. I knew him as Tony. We connected here and outside of Twitter. He was an amazing, brilliant light, and I am reminded of a line from Blade Runner, “The candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long.” He was the brightest. RIP @TG22110 ☕️🙏💙
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Dave Abbitt
6 months
What would YOU prefer to do for two hours instead of watching Tucker and Putin? I’ll start … Fold laundry. 👀
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Dave Abbitt
6 months
She is fabulous. 💙
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Dave Abbitt
5 months
Hi gang, I need to take a Twitter break. Don’t worry about me I’m fine. I miss you when I’m gone and you bring me back every time. See you in a few days. ☕️💙🙏
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Dave Abbitt
6 months
All those angry GOP Senators grilling social media companies over their child safety measures are against stricter gun control laws that will help keep children safe. Just sayin. 🤔
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Dave Abbitt
9 months
Omg it’s over!! Thank God it’s over!! @sagaftra and the AMPTP reach agreement!!!! So happy!!!! Let’s get down to business!!!! Yes!!!!!
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Dave Abbitt
6 months
When the Scholastic Book Fair never came to your school. 😢
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6 months
Marjorie Taylor Greene: The Founding Fathers intended impeachment to be used to deal with the commission of in-dick-ta-ble crimes...
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Dave Abbitt
5 months
Remember that time when Donald Trump spent nearly a full year (307 days) of his term golfing?🤔🍨
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Jeanine: As the world is burning, Joe Biden is licking his ice cream
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6 months
This community is so powerful. I am in awe. 💙🙏 #ThankYouTG
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5 months
Oof Katie Britt, no Oscar for you. 👎👎
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6 months
I'm reeling today. This is tougher than I ever could have imagined. The connective tissue here is real. I love y'all. 💙🙏
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6 months
Our very own ⁦ @StrictlyChristo ⁩ keeping it very real. 😂💙💙
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Dave Abbitt
1 year
Good morning, my friends! It is a gorgeous blue sky and black kitten day in Los Angeles. The sun is shining across a clean blue slate of sky and the Santa Susana mountains are clear in the distance. Have a great day, y’all! ☕️ 🐈‍⬛ 🌞 ⛰️ 🌳
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Dave Abbitt
4 years
@guelphgirlchris @ProudCdn100 She was fired over a week ago.
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Dave Abbitt
5 months
@LisaIndianagirl The mom said “We have Girl Scout cookies,” and he repeated himself and when she said No he responded, “But it’s not inclusive then,” and walked away snickering and satisfied with himself. It was so appalling, I could hardly believe it.
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Dave Abbitt
6 months
For those who wish to listen back, the recording is here:
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Dave Abbitt
5 months
@Ricka168 @TheAstuteGaloot That would have been priceless.
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Dave Abbitt
4 months
Remember when the Clintons installed their daughter Chelsea as the co-chair of the DNC? Of course you don’t. 🧐
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1 year
@RexChapman That’s the joke - most people pay $96 per year for their blue checkmark, Elon paid $44billion for his.
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Dave Abbitt
6 months
On my way to grab some lunch with @ChadLindberg . There may be shenigans. Will update.
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Dave Abbitt
1 year
Woke up to the incredibly hard news from LA a good friend shot himself this morning It’s hard to process it If you or someone you know is struggling with mental health please reach out and get some help Call the U.S. National Suicide Prevention Lifeline at 800-273-TALK (8255)
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Dave Abbitt
7 months
Just got off the scout and the team decorated my office. Thank y’all for the birthday wishes. 🙏💙
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Dave Abbitt
6 months
I miss him. ☕️💙 #ThankYouTG
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5 months
Katie Britt delivering a message of fear and anxiety on behalf of the GOP because that’s all they’ve got to motivate their base. 🤨
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Dave Abbitt
6 months
We need to do it again just so @Julius_Kim can join!
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Julius Kim
6 months
@thedaveabbitt Dave, thanks for putting this on so people can celebrate TG. Duty calls, and I’m with my family at a volleyball tournament, and we made the championship, so I can’t join you guys, but you know I’m thinking about TG with all of you. ❤️💪🏼
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6 months
Today at 12PST/3EST a celebration of @TG22110 on Twitter Spaces. Coffee Kindness Shenanigans The #TGHatTrick
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Dave Abbitt
4 months
Small gestures create ripples that can turn into giant waves. 🌊
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4 months
My friend @GabbyGiffords shows incredible strength every day, in her recovery and her fight for gun safety. Gun violence is the leading cause of death for kids but we can change that. Please join us. Sign the petition and let’s make our voices heard:
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Dave Abbitt
5 months
As a Tweet I made yesterday about male fragility goes viral, I would like to share this photo of the spaghetti bolognese I made last night. 🍝
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Dave Abbitt
6 months
Is she drunk? She sounds drunk. She has to be drunk.😑
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Acyn
6 months
Greene: When they came to Washington to protest, you called that an insurrection but when Biden was inaugurated and this Capitol was surrounded with National Guard troops, none of you stood there and called that an insurrection
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Dave Abbitt
1 year
On May 22, 1992 Johnny Carson signed off from the Tonight Show. This montage of his musical guests over the years is spellbinding.
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Dave Abbitt
4 months
His words don’t have power. They are the last hot exhales of a fat, dying cow. Fuck Trump. There will be no bloodbath. There will be Trump alone - broken down loser that he is. There’s already nothing left for him. The future is now. 🇺🇸
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@swerpette1 He was trying to be funny. He was trying to use humor to make a political point to an eight-year-old and her mom and failing miserably. It was outrageous.
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Dave Abbitt
6 months
Best smile on the internets @Julius_Kim 🏅
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Julius Kim
6 months
Tweeting with no context.. 👀
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Dave Abbitt
6 months
Good morning, my friends! A cold, misty morning in Vancouver. Partly cloudy throughout the day with (surprise!) occasional rain. But the coffee is hot, and the bay is beckoning, and we’re ready to roll on a Tuesday. Let’s get it! Have a great day, y’all! ☕️☁️⛅️🌦️🚤🌊🎥🇨🇦👍👍
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Dave Abbitt
6 months
Wait wait wait wait. It’s @morgfair ’s birthday today?!? Join me in celebrating our fair Queen of Kindness, our Dame of Delights, one of the most beautiful humans ever to grace Twitter. Happiest birthday wishes dear Morgan, and many, many more. 🥰🥳🎉🍾🎂
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Dave Abbitt
9 months
In today’s episode of “Is It Dress Or Is It Pantsuit?”
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Dave Abbitt
7 months
Some people have a hard time discerning the difference between the Town Crier and the Town Idiot.
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Dave Abbitt
9 months
“Hi, I’m Dave. I’ve eaten a bag of Reese’s snack size singles over the last two weeks, it’s been less than 24 hours since my last chocolate, and I’m a sugarholic.” Support group signups here.
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I need to stop lying to myself... This bag of Reese's Minis will never make it to Halloween
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Dave Abbitt
2 months
Is everyone else having cooked goose for dinner tonight? I know I am. 🥂🍻
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Dave Abbitt
6 months
Good morning, my friends! A beautiful, warm, blue sky morning in LA. Warm temps continue the next few days and then an atmospheric river will dump rain, causing LA drivers to FREAK OUT. But we stay calm and steady for the week ahead. Have a great one, y’all! ☕️🌞🌅☁️🌧️☔️🏎️😌💪👍
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Dave Abbitt
5 months
Good morning, my friends! A beautiful, somewhat overcast and grey morning in LA. Rainy days and cool weather prevail in the immediate forecast. I’ve missed y’all! It’s Tuesday and time to rock the week. Let’s kick some ass! Have a great day, y’all! ☕️💨🌫️😶‍🌫️🌦️👋❤️💪🐈🐈‍⬛🐱😻
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Dave Abbitt
6 months
It is a little known fact that MTG exists solely to provide our friend ⁦ @IAmJohnAles ⁩ a means to exercise his mental thesaurus. 💙💙🧐
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Dave Abbitt
9 months
They even got the hands right. 🎃👏
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Dave Abbitt
6 months
#ThankYouTG Let’s trend it. Light his beacon.
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Dave Abbitt
5 months
4 MORE YEARS 💙
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Dave Abbitt
6 months
RIP my Notifications feed. 😂 #ThankYouTG
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Dave Abbitt
1 year
Congratulations to Greta Gerwig for being the first female director to surpass $1 billion in global box office for Barbie! 🤩
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Dave Abbitt
6 months
Our friend @kalmantibs is a reliable source of regular calm in the Twitterspace. If you don’t already follow him, check out his timeline and give it a thought. 💙🙏
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Tibor M. Kalman
6 months
Swan Lake™️ Eijsden, Netherlands 🇳🇱. 🙏🏼🌍🕊️ 📷 Photo by Aldo Haan©️ | @CloudAppSoc
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Dave Abbitt
9 months
First time back in the production office in six months!
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Dave Abbitt
5 months
One of my favorite sensory experiences is hearing the rain before seeing the rain. 💙
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Dave Abbitt
6 months
The winter magic of a frozen pond. Amber and I stumbled upon it ten days ago. #GranvilleIsland
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Dave Abbitt
1 year
There is savagery and then beyond that there is ⁦ @IAmJohnAles
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Dave Abbitt
6 months
Good morning, my old and new friends! A beautiful, warm, pale blue sky morning in LA. Wonderful to wake up to 200+ new friends and the 6K mark! I’ll spend today doing a ton of FBs, watching football, cooking and baking. Have a great Sunday, y’all! ☕️🌞🌤️🌇🏈🍞🥘🙏💙
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Dave Abbitt
9 months
So you don’t believe in ghosts? 👻
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Dave Abbitt
6 months
Historic photo of an American idiot trying to tan his brain. 🤦
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Dave Abbitt
6 months
Good day, my friends! A cold, rainy day in Vancouver with showers throughout the day. We have been working nights here and I am upside-down but Friday feels like all upside. We made it to the weekend, y’all, so grab some coffee and finish strong! Have a great one! ☕️🌧️🌊🛥️🌚💪🥰
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Dave Abbitt
4 months
Impound fees also accrue compounding interest. 👍👍
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Dave Abbitt
4 months
Good morning, my friends! Quick post as I’m about to depart for Seoul. Beautiful marble blue and white sky day in LA and the runways at LAX are lined with wildflowers! Have a great day, y’all! ☕️💙🙏🌤️✈️🌼
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Dave Abbitt
6 months
Good morning, my friends. A soaked, rainy morning in LA. No one is going anywhere today. Roads are washed out, the rain coming steady, and no end in sight. Pretty good Monday to enjoy a hot cup of coffee and work from bed. Have a great day, y’all. ☕️☁️🌧️🚫🚙🛻🚙📥🛌💪
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Dave Abbitt
4 months
Good morning, my friends! A beautiful, somewhat hazy but cool blue sky morning in Seoul. Very excited to be here and able to Tweet with y’all after a very bumpy flight over yesterday. It’s Wednesday here, halfway to the weekend!!! Have a great one, y’all! ☕️💙🙏🇰🇷🌞😶‍🌫️✈️💪
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Dave Abbitt
9 months
Hey bud, let’s party! Happy Halloween y’all. 🎃 What an amazing surprise to come back and find a bunch of new friends following me. 🙏 I love ya, I’m grateful, and I’ll strive to get y’all back ASAP. Here’s my Halloween Spicoli:
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Dave Abbitt
5 months
Going back through his feed, I’m struck by how much he loved this community, and how infectious that love became as he consistently introduced and re-introduced us to each other. 💙☕️🙏 #TGTweets #ThankYouTG
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TG ☕️
7 months
I’m glad I’ve stuck around. Too many good people still here I would have missed.
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Dave Abbitt
11 months
My younger brother is the best person I know; kind, generous, thoughtful, gregarious, funny, smart. He’s all I wish I were more of. He’s my best friend. He’s dealing with a serious health issue. I’m focused on him and my family rn. Praying up! Pray with me. Activate. 🙏 ❤️
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8 months
I mean, AI is good for some things …
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Dave Abbitt
11 months
A bit sad today in the Abbitt household as our longest fosters, Lucy and Charlie, head to their forever home. We have been honored with their cuddly, adorable presences since they were 3 weeks old. At four months now, they leave the fold. Hardest part of the rewarding journey.
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Dave Abbitt
6 months
Yesterday we mourned. Today we shenanigan! #ThankYouTG
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6 months
Peeps, today was a tough day. I feel for all of you who knew and cherished TG. I’ve been trying to get back to everyone in replies, but I’m way behind and likely missing messages. Please know you are not alone, and certainly not ignored. Tomorrow is Friday. We’ll shenanigan. 💙
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Dave Abbitt
11 months
This schmoop. Poe is endearing himself to our hearts everyday. It hasn’t been easy. He came with some behavioral health issues. Sometimes peeing outside the box. But we are patiently loving him right out of all of that. He’s too freakin’ adorable.
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Dave Abbitt
7 months
Happiest birthday wishes to one of my longest and best mates, ⁦ @IAmJohnAles ⁩. As great an artist as he is a bad card player, and a fine man with a heart of gold. Love you, babe. 🎂🎉🥳❤️
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Dave Abbitt
3 months
That’s a wrap in Korea with this guy @noahcent . This has been one of the great joys of my career. See you soon, LA.
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6 months
Good day, my friends. A beautiful, cool and overcast day in Vancouver. Light winds and occasional showers. It feels so good to be on the other side of Wednesday and barreling toward a weekend, with coffee at the ready to kick off the day. Have a great one, y’all! ☕️☁️🌧️🍃🌊🚢🛥️🎥
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Dave Abbitt
6 months
I prefer Presidents who don’t need to argue for their criminal immunity in the courts. 🤔
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Dave Abbitt
1 year
@KatieDaviscourt What if I told you I own an SR15, belong to a gun club, drive a fire-engine red 2023 Super-Duty F-350 XLT, and prefer my beer cold like my women?
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Dave Abbitt
2 years
Teaching the ancient arts in school FTW.
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Dave Abbitt
8 months
Brother Joe @JoeNewberry makes me want to move in next door just so we can be neighbors and drink coffee together on his porch. 💙
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Joe Newberry
8 months
Coffee Diem.
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Dave Abbitt
6 months
It’s always been up to us. The Voters. We will consign him to the ignominity he so richly deserves this November 5. And we will do it with style. 💙🌊
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Dave Abbitt
6 months
My morning commute tomorrow. 👍👍
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Dave Abbitt
4 months
Good morning, my friends! A beautiful, cold and foggy morning on set in Vancouver. The coffee can’t be hot enough! But we are here and present and the moment is perfect just where we are. Breathe and know you are alive! Have a great day, y’all! ☕️💨🌫️😶‍🌫️🌥️🌞🧘🏻👍
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Dave Abbitt
6 months
Good morning, my friends! A rainy, overcast morning in LA with more showers expected over the next 24 hrs. Poe is relaxing on the chair after a morning of cuddling. Brunch with family in a half hour. A relaxing Sunday on tap. Have a great day, y’all! ☕️🌧️☁️💦🐈‍⬛🪑😌💙🙏
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Dave Abbitt
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Good morning, my friends! A very damp, overcast morning in Vancouver. Rain showers expected throughout the day. This is my favorite kind of weather. It’s Weds so let’s round into the back half of the week strong! Have a great one, y’all! ☕️☁️🌧️☔️🏙️❤️💪🎥🍿
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Dave Abbitt
6 months
It’s Monday. Carry on. ☕️💪
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Dave Abbitt
9 months
Good morning my friends. It’s a dark, rainy morning in Redwood City. The forecast calls for more of the same. Days like these make the sunny days more precious. We are at hospital for my brother’s surgery, so prayers up and I’m wishing y’all a great day! ☕️🌚🌧️🥱🏥💪💙
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Dave Abbitt
4 months
This is priceless. 😂
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Ichigo Niggasake
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She's foul for that LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Dave Abbitt
9 months
Stevie knows We must shift the paradigm. 🕊️☮️
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Dave Abbitt
11 months
Dear new followers, I love you. Thank you. I will follow y’all back. My FB rule is you have to be a real person who doesn’t strictly retweet. If you are followed by @TG22110 it’s an automatic FB. Let’s party!
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Dave Abbitt
3 months
Good morning, my friends. Pre-dawn overcast morning in LA. Jet lag kept me up most of the night while cats kept me company and my wife sleeps. Quiet morning filled with soft breath, purrs and the clicking of claws on hardwood, and now birdsong. Have a great day, y’all. ☕️⛅️🐈‍⬛🐈🪶
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Dave Abbitt
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Hey, take a breath. Nothing needs to be resolved today. Let's process this together. All feelings are justifiable. Relax. We're in this together. Love you. 💙
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Dave Abbitt
6 months
Good morning, my friends! A beautiful, pale blue sky morning in LA. Poe is enjoying pouncing on the covers. I am enjoying a hot cup of coffee. It is Thursday and it’s all alright alright alright. Have a great day, y’all! ☕️🌤️🌄🐈‍⬛🙏👌💙
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