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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
5 years
Iโ€™ve been trying to get a good video of this trick for over three months but it terrifies me & I can only do it well when the clubs busy and my adrenalines pumping ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
5 years
Yโ€™all. Look at this fucking pole trick I learned yesterday. Iโ€™ve never been more proud of myself ๐Ÿค‘โค๏ธ
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
5 years
So I gave a table dance to a group of seven & one guy was deaf but he didnโ€™t know I know some sign language. He looked at his buddy during the dance and signed โ€œ[sheโ€™s] so beautifulโ€ to his friend and I swear my heart MELTED
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
5 years
Can I just ask... do men genuinely believe we would want to hang out with them after work? Take the industry out of it. Iโ€™d never go up to a cashier at target and ask when they got off work. Thatโ€™d be soooooo weird!
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
5 years
@Angelina_feld Yes MAโ€™AM!!!!!! That last trick especially is fire, you look amazing!๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
5 years
I just want $1000 deposited in my bank account so I can stop stressing.
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
5 years
Look @ this pic of me as a freshman in high school and tell me I wasnโ€™t made to be a stripper. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฉ
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
5 years
So Yโ€™ALL. Tonight this baby stripper and I danced together on stage for the first time, we did this trick, and had one of the best stage shows Iโ€™ve had in my whole dancing career. We were both having a shitty night and the evening did a literal 180 after the set๐Ÿ˜ญ now we bffs๐Ÿฅบโค๏ธ
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
5 years
I have no friends at my new club to do this trick with and it makes me so sad ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
5 years
Was just playing on stage with my work wife but nooooo :-(
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
5 years
I have no friends at my new club to do this trick with and it makes me so sad ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
5 years
Yeah Kyle, you drop from twenty feet in the air upside down and tell me how close YOU wanna get to the floor. No ones tipping, Iโ€™m not risking my life ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ
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Kyle
5 years
@thedancerjessxx Arenโ€™t u suppose to stop closer to the floor?
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
5 years
A customer just beat me $100 that I couldnโ€™t do 70 push ups in under two minutes. It took me 58 seconds!!! Easiest money Iโ€™ve ever made
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
5 years
Stripping is crazy cause last week was one of the slowest weeks financially for me & this week I made more than I ever have before in one week. How does that work? Lolol
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
5 years
Hello all! My nameโ€™s Jessie & Iโ€™m a dancer from VA! Welcome to my page๐Ÿฅฐโค๏ธ
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
5 years
My question is, how are you a stripper but you donโ€™t think servers should be tipped? I understand that our system sucks but by not tipping, youโ€™re hurting the server and not helping change the industry what so ever.
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
6 months
โ€œYou still havenโ€™t filed your taxes yet?!โ€ said the person who gets a tax refund ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
5 years
I never wear body suits but fashion nova really came through with this one!!!!
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
5 years
@trvshboi_ I finally made a dancer twitter!๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
5 years
You argue about tipping waitresses, I tip my weed guy when he delivers to me. We are not the same.
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
1 year
Two consecutive bad shifts at the strip club changes you as a person
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
5 years
They just closed down my club in the middle of my set... tip ya girl cause I donโ€™t know how long Iโ€™ll be outta work for ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿฅบ
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
5 years
This is how I cry in the bathroom at work๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
5 years
Can yโ€™all imagine if they did an undercover boss episode in a strip club? Oh LORD haha
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
5 years
Me when customers get an upstairs room right off the bat
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
5 years
PSA: I block anyone thatโ€™s mean to me on here because this is my space & I wonโ€™t be disrespected in it!โค๏ธ
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
5 years
Everyone gives me shit for driving my minivan but Iโ€™m telling yโ€™all itโ€™s the most inconspicuous vehicle. According to my bumper stickers Iโ€™m a mother of eight children, I do triathlons, and am a passionate biker.
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
5 years
UPDATE: We figured it out!!!!!!
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
4 years
One of my last weeks at my first club, another dancer was in a champagne room with a custie and he paid off the rest of her student loans for her!!! She cried for sooooo long in the DR after๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ’—I think about that all the time, like damn talk about the best night of work!!!!!๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
5 years
That gif of @Spinninshaex going around is so cute. I watch it like ten times when ever I see it on the TL ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜โค๏ธ
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
5 years
I asked a cop to walk me the three blocks to my apartment cause I felt unsafe & he proceeded to walk me half way with the worst attitude in the world.... like did you not swear to PROTECT and serve?!?!?!?!?
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
5 years
People are really mean & im sensitive I hate when tweets blow up ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿฅบ
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
5 years
Smh canโ€™t even eat in the dressing room cause two seconds later you got Victoriaโ€™s Secret bombshell in your chipotle.
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
5 years
Iโ€™ve started doing less work on stage instead of going all out (even tho I enjoy it) when Iโ€™m not getting tipped and the difference in my energy level after a double is insane. Most of the time Iโ€™m dead tired but rn Iโ€™m just chillin ๐Ÿค 
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
5 years
@alysstripper This has happened to me! A woman custie asked how much money I wanted to make from this other male custie and I said โ€œpreferably all of itโ€ and she just looked at me like I was crazy๐Ÿ˜‚
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
5 years
So I just found my FIRST regular customer on FB by accident. Tell me why I look just like his wife ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
5 years
Annnddd my states under a stay at home order until june 10 ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ™ƒ
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
4 years
I BROKE MY VIBRATOR THIS IS AN EMERGENCY
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
5 years
@TheCatSantana @KittyduJour Thank yโ€™all ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญIโ€™m telling yโ€™all itโ€™s too scary for me to do 90% of the time
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
5 years
I will legitimately fly to any club rn to make money.
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
4 years
Period boobs piss me off. YOU MEAN YOU COULD BE THIS SIZE ALL THE TIME AND YOU JUST.... DONโ€™T?!?!
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
5 years
I would just like to say, if you work in a club with a spinning pole take a second and be thankful. I miss it so much and static pole tricks wear you out sooooo much๐Ÿ˜…
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
4 years
Thereโ€™s something sexy about a bouncer saying โ€œyou want him out of here?โ€ idk
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
6 months
Some of us have to pay sweetie :) we donโ€™t get any money back :) not in a huge rush to give the gov thousands of my dollars :)
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
4 years
I know this is how it should be but itโ€™s so sexy when you tell someone youโ€™re a stripper and they act normal about it ๐Ÿ’“
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
5 years
Guess who made it through their twelve hour shift and five hour round trip commute?! This bitch!!!!! Time to do it like three more times this week ๐Ÿ™‚
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
5 years
Finally got my stalker kicked out and banned permanently! Shoutout to my club for actually taking that shit seriouslyโค๏ธ๐Ÿฅบ
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
5 years
Hey to all my strippers whoโ€™ve filed before: my tax lady says I need to report tips separately on a 4070A form. Anyone had experience with this? I was under the impression my employer included this in with what they reported on my 1099.
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
4 years
The fact that my best friend drives me to and from my dick appointments to make sure Iโ€™m safe is too much ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฅบ
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
5 years
Canโ€™t wait for my dad to find out Iโ€™m a stripper and I have tattoos at my sisters wedding! xoxo
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
5 years
Two hours till close and Iโ€™ve made double my goal ๐Ÿฅณ today has been phenomenal!!!
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
5 years
1. Wet Dreamz - J. Cole 2. Let Me Love You - Mario 3. Iโ€™m Sprung - T.Pain 4. How Many Drinks? - Miguel 5. The Weekend - Sza 6. Sex On Fire - Kings of Leon Pls do this yโ€™all ๐Ÿฅบ
@thatgirlfierce
#freepalestine
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6 Stage Set Songs To Know Me 1. Icky Thump - The White Stripes 2. Gemini - What So Not 3. I Feel Love - Donna Summer 4. Speakerbox - Bassnectar 5. Dope Show - Marilyn Manson 6. Take Over Control - Afrojack
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
5 years
I really donโ€™t get the argument of โ€œbut what if a family is on their last few dollars, shouldnโ€™t they still be able to go out to eat?โ€ Okay what if a SERVER is low on money and every table decides not to tip, leaving them to PAY money to tip out their staff? (Similar to dancers!)
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
5 years
Iโ€™m really fortunate that I was able to find a club to work at. Itโ€™s slow & my shifts are only 3 hours but I am determined to make it work!!
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
5 years
Boutta go make a type of deposit they need a manager for ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ
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Aida Osman!
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my black ass just deposited a โ€œso where do you work again miss?โ€ amount at the bank. life is good.
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
5 years
@Miss_Lillyrose Iโ€™m crying that was so sweet ๐Ÿ˜ญโค๏ธ
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
5 years
Alright ONE of these are gonna be comfy and take my stage fright away! (Letโ€™s hope)๐Ÿคฉ
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
2 years
$63 to fill up my tank today, I literally said โ€œthank god Iโ€™m a stripperโ€ out loud
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
5 years
@fiercestripper My go to is: โ€œIโ€™m worth more than you can afford.๐Ÿ˜‰โ€ no one ever has a good reply to that!
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
11 months
Being a stripper is so funny cause whyโ€™d I just drop off thousands of dollars at the bank in my embarrassing pjs? I have no shame after dancing for 5 years ๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿฅฒ
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
4 years
I bank with a small local bank and they all know me and know Iโ€™m a dancer and always ask how works going and tell me to stay safe when I leave ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
4 years
Holy fuckkk Iโ€™m clapback Queen rn. โ€œWhy do you need a vibrator?โ€ โ€œFor the days you donโ€™t fuck meโ€ โ€œIโ€™m offendedโ€ โ€œWell then fuck me moreโ€
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
5 years
@AprilHaze14 @holifeornolxfe Thank you! Coming from you thatโ€™s a huge compliment!!!!
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
5 years
Iโ€™m sorry, Iโ€™m the type of person who wants to respond to all of the sweet things yโ€™all are saying, which is probably annoying for yโ€™alls TL. Thank you guys so much, & Iโ€™m sorry if I missed you!!๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐโค๏ธโค๏ธ
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
2 years
The amount of core and leg strength required to give a lap dance is not talked about enough. I have thighs of steel after dancing for years lol
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
5 years
The worst thing about this virus is that I donโ€™t really have anyone to blame or be mad at. I guess fuck you Mother Nature??
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
4 years
I wish doing pole felt how doing pole looks, if that makes sense๐Ÿค”
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
2 years
A customer tipped me $222 on my tip walk to celebrate my 22nd birthday, he wins
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
5 years
When can I audition? ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
5 years
Iโ€™m SO angry about literally everything going on in my life. I just want to cry and vent for like 1000 hours to a stranger.
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
4 years
*slaps my own ass in bed alone*
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
1 year
Being a stripper is all fun and games until youโ€™re going through literally anything in your personal life
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
3 years
I just feel like if I can survive being a stripper during a pandemic I can literally do anything I put my mind to
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
5 years
Itโ€™s always โ€œlet me see you outside of hereโ€ and never โ€œlet me pay for everything in your Fashion Nova basketโ€ ๐Ÿ™„
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
3 years
I love it when guys in public glance at you and then quickly look away. Like yes you get it
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
3 years
The way I told the hottest fucking dancer that if I was a man in the club Iโ€™d spend all night in the room with her and she said โ€œbaby Iโ€™m a lesbian...โ€ and winked at me ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿค
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
5 years
I work a weird mix of day shift, night shift, & doubles every week so my body never knows what time it is. It could be 3 AM or 1 PM rn and I just canโ€™t tell!! It sucks!!
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
5 years
I hit a girl in the face with a cheeseburger so I feel like that sums up what kind of day itโ€™s been
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
5 months
Last night my coworker said we were probably gonna close early cause it was slow and I was like no!!! someone is gonna come in here and spend a ton of money on me and keep me here all night. AND EXACTLY THAT HAPPENED ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿค 
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
3 years
Accidentally went to work with food poisoning cause Iโ€™ve never had it before and didnโ€™t know๐Ÿฅฒ I sold two rooms while dying everyone please clap for me
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
4 years
A man telling me he doesnโ€™t like me dancing makes my pussy so mf dry. This is my passion bitch I literally do not care what your opinion is on it
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
5 years
On slow nights I tell customers brb and then go eat snacks till my next set
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
5 years
You know those day shifts where no one makes any money but you put on fun music and just fuck around all day? The best
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
5 years
Life is funny cause one day you feel like you have no friends and the next day youโ€™re laying in bed with a female coworker eating pasta watching family guy <3
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
2 years
My favorite part of being a stripper is having to get all your lies straight before your shift
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
5 years
I gave a dude a dance and he just cried in my arms for half of it ???
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
4 years
In the mood to take and send nudes but I have no one to send them to ๐Ÿ˜ฉ the struggle
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
2 years
Itโ€™s always interesting watching someone crash and burn their SW job just to say something nasty. Like was this really worth severing ties with your community?? just to be fatphobic on the TL?? Have fun ig ๐Ÿฅฒ
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
5 years
I mighhhtt say fuck it and get a new pair of patent leather heels and try my best not to squeak on stage cause climbing 20 foot poles with no grip heels all night is NOT it anymore lol. Ya girl is tired out here.
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jessie ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ
5 years
@MrsSugarMuffin Part of the uniform!๐Ÿ˜‰ I like them as tall as possible cause the height adds really beautiful length to your legs, esp during tricks like this!
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