Iโve been trying to get a good video of this trick for over three months but it terrifies me & I can only do it well when the clubs busy and my adrenalines pumping ๐ฉ๐ฉ
So I gave a table dance to a group of seven & one guy was deaf but he didnโt know I know some sign language. He looked at his buddy during the dance and signed โ[sheโs] so beautifulโ to his friend and I swear my heart MELTED
Can I just ask... do men genuinely believe we would want to hang out with them after work? Take the industry out of it. Iโd never go up to a cashier at target and ask when they got off work. Thatโd be soooooo weird!
So YโALL. Tonight this baby stripper and I danced together on stage for the first time, we did this trick, and had one of the best stage shows Iโve had in my whole dancing career. We were both having a shitty night and the evening did a literal 180 after the set๐ญ now we bffs๐ฅบโค๏ธ
Yeah Kyle, you drop from twenty feet in the air upside down and tell me how close YOU wanna get to the floor. No ones tipping, Iโm not risking my life ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ
Stripping is crazy cause last week was one of the slowest weeks financially for me & this week I made more than I ever have before in one week. How does that work? Lolol
My question is, how are you a stripper but you donโt think servers should be tipped? I understand that our system sucks but by not tipping, youโre hurting the server and not helping change the industry what so ever.
Everyone gives me shit for driving my minivan but Iโm telling yโall itโs the most inconspicuous vehicle. According to my bumper stickers Iโm a mother of eight children, I do triathlons, and am a passionate biker.
One of my last weeks at my first club, another dancer was in a champagne room with a custie and he paid off the rest of her student loans for her!!! She cried for sooooo long in the DR after๐ฅบ๐I think about that all the time, like damn talk about the best night of work!!!!!๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ
I asked a cop to walk me the three blocks to my apartment cause I felt unsafe & he proceeded to walk me half way with the worst attitude in the world.... like did you not swear to PROTECT and serve?!?!?!?!?
Iโve started doing less work on stage instead of going all out (even tho I enjoy it) when Iโm not getting tipped and the difference in my energy level after a double is insane. Most of the time Iโm dead tired but rn Iโm just chillin ๐ค
@alysstripper
This has happened to me! A woman custie asked how much money I wanted to make from this other male custie and I said โpreferably all of itโ and she just looked at me like I was crazy๐
I would just like to say, if you work in a club with a spinning pole take a second and be thankful. I miss it so much and static pole tricks wear you out sooooo much๐
Guess who made it through their twelve hour shift and five hour round trip commute?! This bitch!!!!! Time to do it like three more times this week ๐
Hey to all my strippers whoโve filed before: my tax lady says I need to report tips separately on a 4070A form. Anyone had experience with this? I was under the impression my employer included this in with what they reported on my 1099.
1. Wet Dreamz - J. Cole
2. Let Me Love You - Mario
3. Iโm Sprung - T.Pain
4. How Many Drinks? - Miguel
5. The Weekend - Sza
6. Sex On Fire - Kings of Leon
Pls do this yโall ๐ฅบ
6 Stage Set Songs To Know Me
1. Icky Thump - The White Stripes
2. Gemini - What So Not
3. I Feel Love - Donna Summer
4. Speakerbox - Bassnectar
5. Dope Show - Marilyn Manson
6. Take Over Control - Afrojack
I really donโt get the argument of โbut what if a family is on their last few dollars, shouldnโt they still be able to go out to eat?โ Okay what if a SERVER is low on money and every table decides not to tip, leaving them to PAY money to tip out their staff? (Similar to dancers!)
Being a stripper is so funny cause whyโd I just drop off thousands of dollars at the bank in my embarrassing pjs? I have no shame after dancing for 5 years ๐ฅฒ๐ฅฒ
I bank with a small local bank and they all know me and know Iโm a dancer and always ask how works going and tell me to stay safe when I leave ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ
Holy fuckkk Iโm clapback Queen rn.
โWhy do you need a vibrator?โ
โFor the days you donโt fuck meโ
โIโm offendedโ
โWell then fuck me moreโ
Iโm sorry, Iโm the type of person who wants to respond to all of the sweet things yโall are saying, which is probably annoying for yโalls TL. Thank you guys so much, & Iโm sorry if I missed you!!๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐโค๏ธโค๏ธ
The way I told the hottest fucking dancer that if I was a man in the club Iโd spend all night in the room with her and she said โbaby Iโm a lesbian...โ and winked at me ๐๐ค
I work a weird mix of day shift, night shift, & doubles every week so my body never knows what time it is. It could be 3 AM or 1 PM rn and I just canโt tell!! It sucks!!
Last night my coworker said we were probably gonna close early cause it was slow and I was like no!!! someone is gonna come in here and spend a ton of money on me and keep me here all night. AND EXACTLY THAT HAPPENED ๐๐ฅฐ๐ค
Accidentally went to work with food poisoning cause Iโve never had it before and didnโt know๐ฅฒ I sold two rooms while dying everyone please clap for me
Life is funny cause one day you feel like you have no friends and the next day youโre laying in bed with a female coworker eating pasta watching family guy <3
Itโs always interesting watching someone crash and burn their SW job just to say something nasty. Like was this really worth severing ties with your community?? just to be fatphobic on the TL?? Have fun ig ๐ฅฒ
I mighhhtt say fuck it and get a new pair of patent leather heels and try my best not to squeak on stage cause climbing 20 foot poles with no grip heels all night is NOT it anymore lol. Ya girl is tired out here.
@MrsSugarMuffin
Part of the uniform!๐ I like them as tall as possible cause the height adds really beautiful length to your legs, esp during tricks like this!