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@thecuttysark76

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Journo/Writer in another life. @pafc @lfc Dad.

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@thecuttysark76
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2 months
I feel sorry for young people just starting to follow the AFL who have to watch this hybrid version of the game. Least I got a good 40+ years in of watching the proper version of Aussie Rules. 5 matches for Houston for a footballing contest is a disgrace. Fuck you @AFL
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6 months
@RomanMackinnon6 @6NewsAU People need to remember they are just as much victims.
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6 months
Tex calling the ump a cheating dog after the siren is peak wanker.
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5 months
Chris Scott the most graceless coach in the AFL. Any excuse other than the other team were better.
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4 months
Koch gone Hinkley gone Davies gone Cornes gone Carr 50/50 Richardson gone It has to happen.
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6 months
Proud of Butters and JHF, worked their asses off. Boak and Willie had plenty of the ball in the last quarter and tried. Forward line is a disgrace. Time to make some serious changes.
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5 months
JHF has more talent in his little finger than the entire North team.
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5 months
Buzzing still. Great win. Great night. Cheer squad was rocking. Whole weekend set up now. @PAFC
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7 months
Has there ever been a nicer bloke to play in the AFL? I'll wait.
@AFL
AFL
7 months
A @PAFC champion. Congrats on 350 games, @travisboak10 👏 #AFLTigersPower
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5 months
What a fantastic fucking win. The first quarter was elite, and the character shown to hold those flogs late in the game was terrific. JHF and Butters were brilliant. But really it was a great team effort. @PAFC
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8 months
@abcsport What the hell would Simon Townsend know about sport anyway? And where is Woodrow?
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8 months
@mthildexo Why are people so obsessed with others sexuality?
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1 month
@AFL Same Mitchell??
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5 months
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1 month
Apart from the obvious, the worst part now is hearing Crow assfucks spouting shit about Port, as they sit in their basements with their underpants around their ankles rubbing one out while looking at their stained copy of 'Jarman Magic'.
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4 months
@FootyonNine @kanecornes Celebrate failure? This isn't Glenelg Kane.
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2 months
You could drive a truck through those things... @Adelaide_FC
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3 months
JHF will win a Brownlow soon. Absolute jet.
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7 months
How good is Rozee? Superstar. And how good is it to have JHF back? Class and strength galore. Made a big impact.
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6 months
Meet SamCro.. He's a cunt. Don't be like him.
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5 months
Thanks Ollie. Made a little man very happy. @PAFC
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1 month
Fuck off Ginnivan you little weak cunt. #AFLPortHawks
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5 months
North Melbourne supporter base is the dumbest in the league. A, Horne-Francis doesn't give a fuck if you boo. Infact will play even better. B, it just reminds the AFL world what a bunch of sooky flogs you all are.
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9 months
@stusfootyflash Say what you like about his England mangerial career, but Taylor was a very decent man.
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2 months
Got the win last night, had a ball this morning at the Family Day. The lads were awesome, and gave a lot of time. @PAFC
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1 month
@abcsport Oh shut the fuck up you dickheads.
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1 year
Lycett gone. Dixon (should be) gone. Duursma gone. McEntee gone. PP went missing in finals. Finlayson sooked for last month. Willie good. Bergman good. JHF good. Drew good. Houston good. Hinkley, Koch and Richardson FUCK OFF. Shattered. Angry. Where is the real PAFC?
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8 months
@roy_hobbsNYK He has many failings, but his inability to structure a brilliant, simple lead-up forward line is top of the list. Guys like Hodges and Evans would barely get a kick in a Hinkley coached team. And that says everything you need to know. And it is a travesty. And coaching failure
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5 months
Worst take on Twitter in 5 years. Just look at the state of this twat..
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thedose
5 months
horne-francis is a gun but could be the most unlikeable footballer ever…draft tampering, front running against a winless side, and chirping at a side he abandoned. crazy behaviour. #aflnorthpower
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5 months
Most successful football club in Australia for a reason.
@thefrontbar7
The Front Bar - THURSDAY night
5 months
No club did player accountability like John Cahill's Port Adelaide. Just ask Dwayne Russell. #TheFrontBar
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7 months
Imagine being those sad little fuckers in the crowd booing JHF. Living proof that those people were spawned from cousins that fucked. #AFLPowerDons
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6 months
Hate to say it but Boak looks like the game has passed him by.
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1 month
Great news about Butters, and Farrell a sneaky chance for the PF. Some good news.
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4 months
@FansAFL I wouldn't pay 8c to watch North.
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1 month
The one thing lost in all of the Hinkley stuff at the end is that the guy who kicked it off, Ginnivan, had a crap night, squibbed a ball Rachelle style and his opponent was BOG for Port. Like the twat Racehelle, if you are going to get mouthy you have to get it done on the park.
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7 months
Crows fans...such idiots.. Spend 2 quarters booing.. The next 10 mins yelling...then starting booing again. Pathetic twats. #AFLCrowsDees
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5 months
@superfooty Typical Scott brother - always someone's fault for a loss but never their team.
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4 months
You going to write some more happy clapper shit this week @michelangeloruc
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7 months
RIP to one of Port Adelaide's great, great players David 'Grave Danger' Granger. Fearsome. Intimidating. Talented. Loyal. Dedicated. Russell Ebert called him one if the top five centre half forwards he'd ever seen. High praise. A legend at Alberton.
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3 months
Someone who had been a real asset this season, and gone way under the radar is Jase Burgoyne. Does a lot right.
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2 months
@7NewsAdelaide Yeah.. Well at least we aren't a shitscared footballer who buckles each week. Wanker.
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4 months
That looks pretty good to me.
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7 months
Is it just me, or is Rachele a prize wanker?
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1 year
Yet again, Port's best performing aspect of the club is the work of Cripps and recruiting. We got all we wanted in the end, no thanks to Geelong and Essendon. Every need we had we filled - tall, strong defenders and ruck. No fucking excuses in 2024 @PAFC
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4 months
Did Rachele just shit himself again??
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7 months
Love a good guernsey mail day. @PAFC
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6 months
@crows_rainbow If he wasn't a Port player you wouldn't even bother doing this. You lot as a corporation are pathetic.
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6 months
Think Rozee himself should have taken responsibility during the week ruled himself out. I get that you just want to play every week but leadership means making tough calls.
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1 year
2004 Premiership vibes is strong here.. @PAFC
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1 year
@9NewsAdel @EmmaHendo9 He did nothing wrong. Expect high standards, you get high standards. Loved it.
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6 months
Hey @PAFC I like the idea of the pickets, but what about those who bought a paver in 2002-3? Which are no longer there. Do we get a free picket?
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2 months
How is that mark paid yet Bergman's not?? Fucking maggots killing the game.
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1 year
@abcnews Can we put to bed once and for all that 'social media influencer' is NOT a job...
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1 month
@petryan Mitchell has form..
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2 months
@FootyonNine The tunnel on Jones was far more dangerous. Broken neck territory.
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13 days
Jesus @kochie_online is a cunt.
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4 months
@England Staggering. Not fit to lace Robson's shoes.
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5 months
Good win Port. Did exactly what was required.
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3 months
Fuck Finlayson is lazy as fuck.
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6 months
@PAFC I'd be very wary of any succession plan afoot.
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16 days
Good and bad support?
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Port Adelaide FC
16 days
from charlie 💌
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1 year
Geez I wish this was our mentality still
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1 year
@superfooty @ClarkyHeraldSun Why must the AFL continue to fuck our great game up on a regular basis...why..
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4 months
Crows lose tonight and Nicks is history before Monday.
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1 year
It is actually one of the great goals, and moments of all time. Wet ball. Behind on the scoreboard. Elite.
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Port Adelaide FC
1 year
No surprises here. Dan Houston's epic match-winner has been nominated as a finalist for Goal of the Year 👏 Vote for Hoot 🗳️👉
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2 months
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3 months
@michelangeloruc @AFLrecord Just vomited. Luckiest fraud ever to coach an AFL team.
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4 months
@7NewsAdelaide I swear Hinkley has nude photos of half the AFL population.
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6 months
@AFL Umm, he soccered the ball in from 2 metres.. My son can do that. He's 7.
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6 months
Rachelle is one of the softest front running show pony flogs to play the game. #AFLCrowsDons #aflcrowsbombers
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Chris
9 months
Whatever happens in the Aber v Tredders showdown, one thing is for sure; a stack of people are voting in a PAFC board election for the first time. Including me.
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4 months
The Adelaide Crows 2024 team photo.. @Adelaide_FC
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1 year
Congrats on a great career.
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7 months
@1116sen @Sammy__Edmund So completely false, but still misses a game.
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3 months
Fantastic Port Adelaide. Terrific win. JHF, Rozee, BZH, George, Aliir all great.. But really was a great TEAM win.
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2 months
I've never seen a response to a Showdown, a rivalry and a bump as I've seen in the last three days. Some people have lost their minds.
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3 months
And Port fans cop shit for booing... @AFL
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Damn they got their own Carlton 2023 moment
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2 months
Got the win. Well done lads. Did what we needed to do. Butters and JHF elite. Outright second is a very good effort. Kudos. Now for the real challenge.
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11 months
Crows Crows Crows Crows Crows
@BloodyBulldogs
Bloody bulldogs
11 months
Rank your 5 afl clubs fans with lowest intelligence I’ll start: Collingwood Essendon Carlton Richmond North Melbourne #AFL
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1 year
@PAFC Posting this on GF day isn't smart...
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24 days
Plenty of Boak admirers about but really the decision on his future should have been made by the club.
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2 months
@AFL @Adelaide_FC @PAFC Another game killed by the yellow cunts.
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4 months
I have never been less excited over the last few years to watch Port. Shames me to say it. But some of our football is appalling. Geelong game, awesome. Wikkid night. But generally, like today, it is garbage. We will never win anything playing like this.
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11 months
@7NewsAdelaide Always in our shadow those flogs.
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2 months
@AFL Fuck off with three. Houston was raped at the tribunal.
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3 months
Fucking awesome half of football. Well done Port. Loving how we are going about it today.
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4 months
Imagine playing Richmond on your home deck, and not be 10 goals in front. How fucking crap are the Crows.
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8 months
Easy to piss on Tay Tay if you hate her sort of music, which I do. But, let the Swifties have their fun. Not hurting anyone else. We all have bands, artists we go ape shit for.
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1 year
Turned off, gone to bed. I can't watch this contrived, rigged shit any longer. From bizarre voting to polo twat Gil's idiotic attempts to build suspense, actually doing my head in. Heads should roll over this fiasco. Umps should not be deciding winner. A disgrace. #Brownlow
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20 days
Brian Taylor is obsessed with telling everyone how to kick goals at the MCG, as if some sort of goal kicking guru. Taylor was a scrubber full forward, who lucked his way to 100 goals once and beyond that could barely get ahead of Ron McKeown on the Collingwood side. Fuck off.
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1 year
JHF comes third in the AFLCA best young player for 2023. Mighty effort.
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6 months
Never understood Chad as a forward line coach. Always played his best football at the back. And his goal kicking was piss poor.
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1 year
@PAFC Seriously spare me this shit today. Read the room.
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5 months
While we did suck against Carlton, results since have been pretty kind to Port's ladder position.
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6 months
Gutsy win considering the outs. Jase was great. Gets better every week. JHF. Drew. George. Sweet. We have to learn to kick goals from 30 out. Should have been a 6 goal win. But, we'll take it. #AFLPowerSaints
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1 year
@SamuelB07767289 Imagine being such a miserable fuckwit.
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5 months
@_TheCreed Following a loved club is basically 8 months of madness and mayhem that generally ages us 10 years per season. I am currently 309 years old.
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5 months
@FOXFOOTY All the sad little North flogs crying.
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