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@thecerealone

1 year

Trust the process and all that jazz

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@thecerealone

2 years

Dr Strange and literally everyone else: “Wanda you can’t kill thousands of people just because you want yo-“ Wanda:

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8 months

Sunset is insane

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@thecerealone

9 months

Unreal

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9 months

GO LOOK AT THE SUNSET RN

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5 years

Asian twitter rlly have no self respect

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@thecerealone

2 years

My two cousin brothers went missing at the wedding in SECONDS, they’re 4+5 and there was like 20 of us litrlly frantically searching every corner of the wedding hall, it was hell, just for those little buggers to be under the table THEY WERE SEATED AT

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@thecerealone

4 years

U say this until it’s ur brothers wanting to move out n leave ur parents n then u mans have a fit

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@thecerealone

2 years

@s4idh You need to be jailed

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@thecerealone

9 months

إِنَّا لِلَّٰهِ وَإِنَّا إِلَيْهِ رَاجِعُون With a heavy heart, my dada has returned to Allah, please keep him in your duas, for Allah to grant him the highest ranks in Jannah, to widen and shine noor on his grave, to have mercy on his soul and forgive his sins, Ameen

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@thecerealone

1 year

Why is everyone saying they’re losing the wfh war, are u telling me u guys are doing 5 days at home?????? And want to keep THAT???

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@thecerealone

4 years

Trust the process

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@thecerealone

1 year

My dads driving me to the gym and goes “I have something for you” and pulls a chocolate out his pocket😭😭😭 and says “because you’re gonna do exercise, treat yourself” 😭😭😭😭😭😭 brb crying why is the guy the cutest guy ever, may Allah always keep our bond close Ameen

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@thecerealone

5 years

The batman video rlly did give me daredevil vibes with the red lighting

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@thecerealone

2 years

Zara was minutes from her house and she was murdered, he had tried to attack 3 women prior, men will not stop until they get their lust satisfied, it’s so fucking terrifying, can’t even walk streets alone because there could be that 1 man who’s looking for prey

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@thecerealone

10 months

إِنَّا لِلَّهِ وَإِنَّآ إِلَيْهِ رَٰجِعُونَ My sasa has passed in his sleep in America, please keep his family in your duas, he leaves behind 2 young kids. May Allah forgive him and have mercy on his soul, may he grant him Jannah, widen his grave and shine noor upon it.

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@thecerealone

1 year

2 days in the office is perfect

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@thecerealone

11 months

Came back to say, I got the job Alhamdulilah 🙏🏼

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@thecerealone

11 months

Came back to say, I’m applying for a job and in two hours I’ve written “I’m hoping to gain experience” Lord have mercy, I ain’t getting this job

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@thecerealone

4 years

Peopel still beefing in Ramadan?

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@thecerealone

2 months

Smashed it and I got praised

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@thecerealone

2 months

Got a meeting tomorrow where I’m presenting 6 slides in front of 70+ people, lord someone send me oxygen before I get there

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@thecerealone

1 year

Crying when my work lot asked if I’m dating anyone and I said I don’t date why’d two of the non muzzi boys go “but I’ve dated a Muslim girl before” LOOOOOOOL pls stop TALKING

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2 years

We even had the DJ say their names n told them to find their mums n they didn’t move an inch, children are evil man

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@thecerealone

5 years

Thanx lad crying in the club

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@_SJPeace_

5 years

My heart can't 😭 A business man from Bahrain rebuilt the house and school of a little boy from Peru after seeing a video of him doing homework under a street lamp This is so beautiful. THIS IS HUMANITY. His name is Yaqoob Mubarak. KNOW HIS NAME ❤

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2 years

@s4idh Jail

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@thecerealone

2 years

They came out amazing🫶🏼🫶🏼

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2 years

Making cake rusk biscuits if they come out bad I will scream

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@thecerealone

5 years

Do you know what rlly warms my heart, the group of kcl students who were raising money for rohingya Muslims by giving something up for a month and then some of them also going to do a marathon in Marrakesh

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@thecerealone

1 year

@tma98x don’t ever say something so disgusting to me ever again

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@thecerealone

1 year

Scenes rn 🫶🏼🫶🏼

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@thecerealone

4 years

My family 🤝 any excuse to throw a garden party

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@thecerealone

5 years

Girls uno THAT shower, spotless clean room, plus fresh duvets, shaved n oiled and woolly pyjamas fk me pal best feeling ever

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@thecerealone

5 years

My mum using fish shaped dishes for fish curry🤝

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@thecerealone

1 year

Deleting my siblings all off Insta after this 😭😭

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@thecerealone

2 years

My Allah bless our parents, for all the small things, for love and laughter they’ve provided us with, Ameen

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2 years

@s4idh Hope the cells are nice!!!

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@thecerealone

2 years

@kirawadare I feel sick, I’ve never felt so sick in my life, I’m about to become islamophobic

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@thecerealone

9 months

Salam, my beloved Grandfathers Lutibur Khalil Rahman Janazah will be taking place tomorrow on 12/01/2024 at East London Mosque after Jummah. Burial will be at Eternal Gardens, Sidcup for 14:30pm Jazaka’Allah Khayr

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@thecerealone

2 years

My brother is 31, tell me why he just came into my room, took my drink and then started turning my light on and off for a good minute ?????

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@thecerealone

4 years

Start to finish

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@thecerealone

1 year

When I was 17 I got a job across my house, but used to finish at 11pm and my area is literally a ghost town at that time, my dad used to be waiting outside the shop every shift for years 🫶🏼🫶🏼

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@HannahBerrelli

1 year

There is something seriously wrong with this generation. Infantilised and proud of it.

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@thecerealone

2 years

I’m about to become islamophobic

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@shokata_x

2 years

Muzzapp is straight up embarrassing the ummah

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@thecerealone

4 years

Man said grow up uno, apparently living with ur rents is childish dfkm

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@thecerealone

5 years

How did I know he’d have the Bengali flag in his bio

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@thecerealone

4 months

For once it’s not a trust a process kind of thing but I love it!!!!

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@thecerealone

2 years

Having your nephews and nieces live in your house is literally one of the best things ever Alhamdulliah, never lacking entertainment

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@thecerealone

4 months

إِنَّا لِلّهِ وَإِنَّـا إِلَيْهِ رَاجِعونَ "Surely we belong to Allah and to Him shall we return." With the decree of Allah (SWT), my beloved Dadi (Nana Pat) returned to Allah The Most Gracious this evening. Please keep her in your Du'aas.

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@thecerealone

5 years

Got a gym membership and lost 30 pounds, talking about money not weight

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@thecerealone

3 years

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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@pauloMDtweets

3 years

That Bubble Machine-gun. I want!

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@thecerealone

3 years

Me 🤝 only doing certain parts of comic strips

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@thecerealone

2 years

Eid decor is always pretty

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@thecerealone

2 years

What’s the worst roundabout and why is it the Redbridge roundabout

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@thecerealone

4 years

Don’t understand how ppl don’t like marvel, that’s toxic, what’s not to like? Happiness??

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@thecerealone

2 years

Trust the process

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@thecerealone

2 years

Tried simply smashed and I’ve never in my LIFE had such a soft burger??? Wow and the wagyu loaded fries were amazing, but the garlic Parmesan fries??? beauts OMDS

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@thecerealone

2 years

Me tweeting n literally ignoring all the messages I have

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@thecerealone

2 years

Alhamdulliah I’m an aunt again!!! I have another nephew, LETS GOOOOOO

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@thecerealone

1 year

The moon was soo beautiful today

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@thecerealone

3 years

Men showing us every second, they’re scum 🙏🏻

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@thecerealone

2 years

My dad getting the most grandad gifts for his grandchildren😭😭😭 mini cramboards

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@thecerealone

2 years

LOOOOL someone get my aunts off Insta PLEASE

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@thecerealone

2 years

Pretty sky

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@thecerealone

5 years

Asian twitter makes the white inner racist in me wanna come out

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@thecerealone

5 years

Love seeing wholesome videos of families, may Allah always keep you guys close and reunite you in Jannah, ameen

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@SadiqDorasat

5 years

LOOOOOOOOOOL nah I am dying.. me and my uncle beat my sister and my mum. It’s fair to say I get too deep into it and I’m not a gracious winner 😂

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@thecerealone

3 years

EEEEEEE IM SORRY this T-shirt is so nice, see me wearing it everywhere

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@thecerealone

2 years

Wonder why women don’t come forward with rape, because once a man is in position of power, no matter how much evidence you have, it’ll will not work in your favour, 67,000 rape offences last year, with only 1500 prosecuted, even if they’re not in power, it does so much harm

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@thecerealone

9 months

From seeing my grandfather healthy at home, to ill at the hospital, to dead wrapped in a white sheet and then in his grave covered by mud, its hits you so hard, it’s extremely eye opening and heartbreaking, nothing in this dunya is worth it

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@thecerealone

2 years

I love how avatar the last airbender was such an impactful children show that people still talk about it in their 20s, like that show was truly a masterpiece

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@thecerealone

3 years

May Allah punish oppressors to the full extent in this life and the afterlife, Ameen

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@thecerealone

4 months

إنا لله وإنا إليه راجعون With the decree of Allah (SWT), my grandmother Patricia Christina Rahman returned to Allah on the evening of Friday 14th June. Her Janazah arrangements will be on Monday 17th June 2024 after Zuhr Salah (1.30pm) at East London Mosque

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@thecerealone

3 years

Trust the process

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@thecerealone

2 months

My family 🤝 parties

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@thecerealone

4 years

It’s acc 42% not 50 and most divorces end coz of unreasonable behaviour so adultery, no financial stability n domestic violence👍👍 lying for clout uno but then again this is an Asian boy wearing a durag soooo

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@thecerealone

1 year

This was a rhetorical question, I don’t care for ur opinions!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭

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@thecerealone

2 years

My nephew is asleep in my arms, life is good Alhamdulliah

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@thecerealone

2 years

How u hating on someone celebrating that they’ve worn their hijab for a period, of time, you guys fr must HATE the world 😭😭😭

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@thecerealone

5 years

@kxrwijalebi Ma’am then u live a sheltered life

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@thecerealone

5 years

Whoever created minideed is acc a genius ngl

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@thecerealone

2 years

Nah I had the biggest reality check when my dad wasn’t home and I paid for our monthly meat produce BRO WHY IS IT THAT EXPENSIVE????

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@thecerealone

1 month

I asked for skincare products and only men replied? Men used to be men man

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@thecerealone

1 year

when men post Eid pics on the TL, I think what are you? Some common

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1 year

Make dua for me, nothing wrong Alhamdulilah but I’m in Luton for a few days

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@thecerealone

5 years

Pls stop rinsing this joke

Ishaq ➐

@ishaq_jpg

5 years

UNiDAYS can you guys start doing NHS student discount????

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@thecerealone

2 years

Why as a man do u know what wattpad is????

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@thecerealone

3 years

We don’t discriminate in this household 😗😗 we love both Mark I & Mark II Arc Reactors

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@thecerealone

5 years

ain’t nobody wanna see that

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@Raihanahmed73

5 years

Wdym if you go on my profile, you can literally see my whole face

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@thecerealone

2 years

@IMJUSTYUSUF Gonna kill everyone with food poisoning

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@thecerealone

8 months

Having your own paintings on your wall >>>

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@thecerealone

3 years

My family 🤝 any reason for a tea party

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@thecerealone

1 year

Can’t believe my sisters out here we’re tryna justify wearing fake nails and praying without Wudu, saying it’s about intentions 😭 I want better for you girls, may Allah guide us all Ameen

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@thecerealone

2 years

No way penny appeal are acc using peoples donation money on lawyers because of TWEETS😭😭😭 that’s embarrassing, forget the sheer audacity of them, the embarrassment is worse

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@thecerealone

2 years

How u following her and then complaining 😭😭😭

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@thecerealone

5 years

Mustity twitter never stops i see

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@thecerealone

2 years

I find it so funny that girls have lil icks that is deal breakers for them, the wildest one I’ve heard is when a guy tries to merge lane but no one lets him in 😭😭😭😭

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@thecerealone

5 years

It’s been months but finally drew something worthy🤝

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@thecerealone

4 years

Hi guys, a family member of mine is trying to raise money for the disadvantage in Bangladesh, pls donate or share!!! May Allah bless all of us, ameen!!!

Donate to change lives in Bangladesh

Help Soifuz Zaman Emran raise money to support Rural Development Foundation Global Ltd

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@thecerealone

1 year

Girls in love with him

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@thecerealone

5 months

If someone tweets “I’m never getting married” just know they’re literally getting married that week

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@thecerealone

4 years

Book thread ✨😗✨

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@thecerealone

2 years

Nah I’m sick on my height, how did my cap bump into someones arm???????? And he goes sorry kid 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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5 years

Me whenever I think about ova and memo

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@thecerealone

10 months

Always ugly men

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@M4Se7en

10 months

I think I’ve scared my bhabi into getting ready on time from when I went off on her in the past. Cos this time she and her kids are ready on time for once

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@thecerealone

5 years

How is there people shitting on others because they’ve started to cook/bake or pick up a new hobby during quarantine, you mans acc are miserable

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