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I dump my thoughts here. 💭🌻 Pls don’t dm me unless it's important; chances are I won't reply otherwise.

Joined September 2018
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Somedays, I really wanna quit my job and live in the hills in small little cottage all by myself. Pick veggies from my little garden and draw water from the well. And, just teach young kids some subject in a fun and meaningful way.
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People do be running marathons, only to eat samosa and drink frooti at the end of it.
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arrange marriage is the biggest satta you play on your life.
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photos that never made it to insta.
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Tell me you’re a bunch of bachelors living in a different city. I’ll go first.
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Supper time. 🍜 📍| Tsuki, Koregaon Park, Pune
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Jo bhi bolo, north indian ki north indian ke saath hi patt-ti hai.
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Bhagwaan ji, agar launda bhej hi rahe ho toh please life partner hi bhejdo. Mujhe aur demo nahi dene. 🙏🏻
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Walked alongside a random guy for a solid 30 minutes, only to discover that he lives in the same building and society as I do. AWKWARDDD.
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Bas kar bhai, nahi dekhni teri northern lights ki photos.
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Sensitive hu, stupid nahi. Mu todd dungi.
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who let the dogs out? 📍 | Rihe Dam, Pune
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Good pizza but the ketchup girlie in me was sad. 📍 | Si Nonna’s, FC Road, Pune
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Are you a zomato person or a swiggy person?
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Visited this really nice asian restrobar today. A+ food, A+ vibe. 📍 | Eight, Wakad, Pune
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Wearing my funky socks today. 💁🏻‍♀️🌈🪅
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i’m at the age where i can tell it won’t work just by the conversation.
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You know you’ve over-healed when 'Choo Lo' no longer hits the spot.
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I like money but damn, I wish I was still in college.
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Bought art supplies after 5 months today. My heart is so so happy! 🥹❤️
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they snoozy-snoozy. 🥰
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Finally seeing the sun shine after a month in pune! Feeling rejuvenated. 😂🌞
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r/IndianCreditCards gotta be one of my favorite subs on Reddit.
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Lazy Saturday Brunch. ☺️✨
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Sometimes you meet someone and you know from the first moment that you want to spend your whole life without them.
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A date where he shoos away the lizard from my room and I cook for him instead >>>
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Having high fever while being home alone gotta be the worst thing to exist. I’m so not girlbossing today.
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Suggest some good music please. (Open to any genre and language)
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She was a ‘nznsjfbms.png’ girl, he was a ‘FinalScreen.png’ guy.
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sleep during working hours just hits different man.
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Nothing boils my blood more than guys i’m not close to taunting me saying “oh, don’t tell me you’re too busy, you have no time to talk or meet me.��� Like yeah? So? I have my priorities sorted. I converse with you whenever time permits me to. Male ego can be so fragile at times.
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Best use case of this phone cover i’ve seen so far.
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I’m just a girl. 🎀
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They’re like little crocs for my fingers. Cute! 🎀
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My bestfriend does not appreciate my stuck in the traffic thoughts. 😔
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🌧️ 9/6/24🎧 - Slept at 4am listening to amazing music - Woke up at 6pm, realising i’m running late - Watched Rockstar at the theatre - Went to McD for my fav dessert - Took food home - Enjoyed the pouring rain on my ride back home - Ate while vibin to music w rain as the bg sound
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all about last evening. 🌙
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@i_zonishh Just stand up and walk away.
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I’m tired of my ‘fake it till you make it’ era, because when will I really make it???! 😭😭
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You know the chai is going be bad when the place gives you sugar separately.
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I think my most priced possession is my spotify playlist.
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Am I the only one who likes the taste of Kadha?
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Work so hectic, I doubt if it’s even wise enough to spend an hour to reach the office when I could simply accomplish so much from home in that time.
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Every other brand will try to make bytes except for this mf cadbury.
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Came across a guy who’s like the male version of me. And damn, I just realised that I could never date myself.
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Winning in life, but at what cost? 🥹
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Do you ever just watch someone's insta stories and feel disappointed by how poor/basic their humour is?
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The urge to sleep during super stressful situations >>>>
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Mother OP.
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Living away from home only has one problem: You can’t run back home after any slight inconvenience.
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Pune so hot, it’s gonna marinate me in my own sweat. 🫠
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I think the lover girl in me is so dead that it’s even hard to think of a guy while listening to a romantic song.
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Lagta hai flight mai ek hot yet intellectual bande ke baaju mai bethne ka sapna ek sapna hi reh jaega. 😭
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Was playing around with iphone’s wallpaper update and lmao, i just did this to my photo. 😂 It’s so giving BJP representative.
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Getting educated mid traffic. ✅
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fr fr
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Had cold coffee after 3 months today.🥤 Felt good. Reminded me of GP days! :’)
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who needs a motivational book when you got random men on twitter sending you motivational quotes.
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Cold water showers >>>> Hot water showers
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Hearing birds chirp before sunrise after so long. ❤️
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Today’s realisation: I make pretty good pink sauce pasta.
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Har weekend sochti hu ki aaj toh mast late uthungi but fir maid didi subah 8 baje aa jaati hai. 😭
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Fried veg momos are just round spring rolls.
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There is nothing more therapeutic than cleaning your room, followed by taking a nice refreshing shower and having hot hot coffee. 🥰
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My soul as soon as i listen to ‘Guilty Conscience’ by 070 Shake.
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WOWW.
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It seems like every company now feels compelled to incorporate AI into their systems just to follow the trend and compete in the rat race. But not every tool requires AI. Let some tools remain as they are. It's not essential to integrate AI everywhere.
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@shamikasmruthi You want to live in La La Land.
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Living away from home only has one problem: You can’t run back home after any slight inconvenience.
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Karaari Bhindi did not end up so Karaari. 🥹 Lesson learned: Do not make a paste even if it’s for coating.
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trust the universe. 🤍
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Craved tulsi chai so much that I had to get myself a plant. ☺️🌱 Tulsi Chai 9/10 🤌🏼
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@kamayanitweets elaichi but trust me tulsi one beats both 🥹
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The introduction of the 'BHA' sizing system for the Indian footwear market is a game-changer! Can't wait to see it roll out in 2025. 🤩 Would international brands like Nike, Puma and Adidas incorporate it into their size charts too though? 🤔
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candle light d̶i̶n̶n̶e̶r̶ chai (?)
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kya pata footpath pe chalte chalte maut ho jae? — average day in pune.
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Chirag Paswan is hot, but his bodyguard is even hotter.
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I send risky texts no more, In fact, I barely text at all.
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3D Pinball Space Cadet gang wya? 🥳💛💥
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Just renamed a guy’s contact name to ‘Customer Care’ because he takes one working day to respond.
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So much to do today. 😮‍💨 It’s now or never quite literally!
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playing after so long. <3
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modi ji funni toh hai.
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Made some super cute miniature furniture today :D
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They: Why are you so quiet? Meanwhile me in my head: Bun Musk-a 🤯 #elonmusk
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@iamstake Reddit was, is and will forever be the most entertaining platform. Period.
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Pune in monsoons >>>
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Tell me you’re a rajasthani/marwari without telling me you’re a rajasthani/marwari. I’ll go first:
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Once you start reading messages through the notification bar and telling yourself you'll reply later, it's game over ya’ll. There's no going back.
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The rate at which I lose interest in people is honestly scary.
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Read this shaayari today and thought it was too beautiful: “ मैं सब कुछ छोड़ आउंगी सनम तेरे लिए लेकिन  भरोसा तू ना कर पाया तो मेरे दिल का क्या होगा?  तेरे सपनों की ये दुनिया है काफी खूबसूरत पर तेरे सपनों की दुनिया में मेरे सपनों का क्या होगा? ”
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The current bread packaging typically requires twisting and snapping open the tape to unpack.Personally, I find it difficult to open. I often struggle with it and end up using scissors/knife. Curious to know if others struggle with the same or if it's just poor packaging design.
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art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.
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First attempt at Mushroom Manchurian. 😁🍄‍🟫🫚🧄🧆🫑
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Mushrooms gotta be the most unpleasing thing to chop.
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People say love and hate are opposite feelings, but I think it’s actually love and anger.
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Calls where you don’t have to think before picking >>>>
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I think me and my flatmate have mastered the art of not opening the main door. We’re so deaf that you literally gotta give us a call.
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jis rate pe mai logon ko bangalore move hote hue dekh rahi hu, esa lag raha ki jald pura desh udhar jaake hi bas jaega. 😮‍💨
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Tum maano ya na maano, maine toh keh diya. – average day on twitter
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