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Patrick A. Sims

@thebrazenbeard

6 months

Things are going pretty well. I wonder how I'm gonna fụck it up this time.

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Patrick A. Sims

@thebrazenbeard

6 months

Do you ever write up a reply to someone then tell yourself that no one cares what you have to say before deleting it?

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Patrick A. Sims

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@daralynn13 That one got a legitimate "laugh out loud"

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Patrick A. Sims

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5 months

What would you do if you received an unexpected $87,176.02?

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Patrick A. Sims

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10 months

It's my birthday. I normally try to neglect it and put it out of my mind, but I'm trying to change my attitude regarding it

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Patrick A. Sims

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3 months

@woofknight It's disappointing that only LVII percent of the people care about 'Merica. The other XLIII percent are probably communists.

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Patrick A. Sims

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@NatashaCL7 September 11th, 2001

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Patrick A. Sims

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10 days

@ADHDForReal I'm assuming it's "I love you so much but I don't know how to tell you because I know you don't love me back" Or least that was the first thing to come to mind

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Patrick A. Sims

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5 months

Women are choosing bears over men. I mean, come on ladies, seriously? Would you rather be with a ruthless predator, hellbent on fulfilling its animalistic needs, or a bear?

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Patrick A. Sims

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1 year

@Ashy_slashee Probably my favorite role of his (after Ash): Sam Axe in Burn Notice

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Patrick A. Sims

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4 months

@NathanJonesBook In my opinion, yes. Your mother and (ex)wife are their own people who have their own relationship that has nothing to do with you. I agree that it sucks though

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Patrick A. Sims

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@debedee21

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Patrick A. Sims

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3 months

@OhNoSheTwitnt I'll sign my name on The Emasculation Proclamation

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Patrick A. Sims

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1 year

@ask_aubry Oh yeah. Liking women is totally gay. So is talking about them, looking at them and breathing the same air as them.

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Patrick A. Sims

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7 months

@DerekNeverFails Can we just agree that anyone who has to advertise that they're an "alpha male" is just a special kind of loser

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Patrick A. Sims

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8 months

@PostingOften Yes, if I really love them. Everyone makes mistakes. If it's a pattern, though, then no

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Patrick A. Sims

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4 months

@LindaPe94835146 5. That one is a stick-figure guy alone eating tacos.

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Patrick A. Sims

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11 months

@soogz1 Hi

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Patrick A. Sims

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7 months

@NatashaCL7 Men like women. Manchildren think of women as objects. There is a difference

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Patrick A. Sims

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1 year

@normalgirl53 @bitzydimbo

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Patrick A. Sims

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6 months

@NatashaCL7 Looking cute

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Patrick A. Sims

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11 months

@YourTereza @YourSecret777TV Brain Damage (1988)

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Patrick A. Sims

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5 months

@PostingOften "Where's my damn fries?"

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Patrick A. Sims

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1 year

My wife apparently dipped my balls in glitter when I was asleep. Pretty nuts, right?

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Patrick A. Sims

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1 month

@NatashaCL7 That's when I noticed the world change. The news started to shift toward the darker side of humanity after that. We became a united nation — brought together by fear and hatred toward a people we, as a country, knew little about.

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Patrick A. Sims

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6 months

Getting ready for date night

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Patrick A. Sims

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5 months

@NatashaCL7

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Patrick A. Sims

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7 months

@PostingOften Neither, I'd just keep walking. Red sounds like skipping out on the good stuff; blue sounds like I'd grow up to be a terrible person concerned about money.

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Patrick A. Sims

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1 year

What happens when everything you love is ripped away from you, causing you to go into solitude? When one man's isolation from the world makes him unaware that the world was decimated by a plague, find out how he reintroduces into society, if you could

Pestilence: Book One of The Decimation Series

Tragedy caused one man to isolate himself from the rest of the world In his isolation, the Apocalypse happened - unbeknownst to him . Years in isolation prepared him for everything in the new world;...

www.amazon.com

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Patrick A. Sims

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1 year

@RoxyTall Oh and gay. As soon as I got snipped I started craving cock in a carnal way. I nearly blew the doctor at the hospital

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Patrick A. Sims

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@ByBellaArtist

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Patrick A. Sims

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2 months

@LadyJayPersists Dude was walking into the pawn shop like this

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Patrick A. Sims

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8 months

@MsAshBash420 Good morning

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@heyitscaseymae

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Patrick A. Sims

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1 year

@RoxyTall Guess I'm retarded now for not wanting my wife to have to take birth control everyday after her birth control for switched without her realizing it an caused an ovarian cyst. I no are smart-e-pantz. Me just man with broke pee pee

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Patrick A. Sims

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1 year

@soberthots_ @treydayway Entering a store and just shopping with no one eye fucking you the whole time

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Patrick A. Sims

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7 months

@PostingOften I think there should be degrees of flirting like there are degrees of murder. For example: A female neighbor is carrying some cantaloupe. "Nice melons you have there" - Third Degree Flirting "Can't wait to bury my face between those melons." - First Degree Flirting Thank you

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Patrick A. Sims

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2 months

15 minutes until the doors open. Time to sell some books.

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Patrick A. Sims

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25 days

@StephenKing Did you guys just become best friends?

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Patrick A. Sims

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6 months

@NatashaCL7 You're not allowed to wear your outfit? Jeez. I thought they WANTED Jesus to come

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Patrick A. Sims

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3 months

@NatashaCL7

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Patrick A. Sims

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1 year

@Sophia_Nyx Uncle Buck is the first thing to come to mind, followed closely by The Great Outdoors

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Patrick A. Sims

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7 months

@NatashaCL7 Is it your new obsession? Or is that even a question?

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Patrick A. Sims

@thebrazenbeard

11 months

@NatashaCL7 Happy Friday

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Patrick A. Sims

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8 months

@KT_Carlisle To not use profanity just because some consider it "beneath them" is censorship, and they may go forth and ingest a satchel of Richards

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Patrick A. Sims

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11 months

@VampireGhuleh Awesome

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Patrick A. Sims

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2 months

@NatashaCL7 Makes sense. When I unbutton her pants, I also wind up eating too much

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Patrick A. Sims

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1 year

You're a beautiful soul and fuck anyone who disagrees

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Patrick A. Sims

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1 year

@dysmorphia_wb Way to rock that dress 👍

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Patrick A. Sims

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@NatashaCL7

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Patrick A. Sims

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1 year

My new nephew, Lincoln Paul. 7lbs 2oz, 19" His nickname is turtle

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Patrick A. Sims

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1 year

@VampireGhuleh You look phenomenal

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Patrick A. Sims

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@UghShh

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Patrick A. Sims

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3 months

@ask_aubry This sounds like one of those "penis envy" things I heard about

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Patrick A. Sims

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@VampireGhuleh I'm real. ...unless this is The Matrix...

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Patrick A. Sims

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@MsAshBash420 Morning

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Patrick A. Sims

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@NatashaCL7 Lack of communication

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Patrick A. Sims

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1 year

@TorontoBlonde Because you can see how much we've survived life beating us down, but we persevered. Chicks dig scars

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Patrick A. Sims

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10 months

@KT_Carlisle Unbelievable dialogue

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Patrick A. Sims

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@Softapocalypses When you work at a job that is not enjoyable.

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Patrick A. Sims

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@NatashaCL7 Trapping/hunting/fishing, familiarity raising livestock, electrical, plumbing, construction, field medicine, familiarity with edible flora, data communication, demolitions, water purification, navigation, canning, farming, welding, auto repair, distilling alcohol, psychology

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Patrick A. Sims

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6 months

You're offered $50 million USD, but you're only allowed to eat one type of candy for the rest of your life. What candy do you pick?

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Patrick A. Sims

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@RiderofWolves Good morning

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Patrick A. Sims

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8 months

@Ladyred23__ The Terminal

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Patrick A. Sims

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9 months

If you're into The Walking Dead, The Last of Us, or any other kind of dystopian setting, then check out my four-book series which is a dark, modernized take on Revelation.

The Decimation Series

Visit Amazon's The Decimation Series Page and shop for all The Decimation Series books. Check out pictures, author information, and reviews of The Decimation Series

www.amazon.com

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Patrick A. Sims

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@NatashaCL7 Me!

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Patrick A. Sims

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1 year

@Sophia_Nyx The First Wives' Club

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Patrick A. Sims

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@kimmie_c_ You weren't there... you weren't there... Those kicks were fast as lightning 😳

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Patrick A. Sims

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8 months

@jverona77 As someone who didn't know dishwashers couldn't use Dawn when I was a teenager, I can tell you that this idea will lead to a mess of bubbles

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Patrick A. Sims

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@NatashaCL7

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Patrick A. Sims

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@NatashaCL7

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Patrick A. Sims

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1 year

@Cooperstreaming Seems presumptuous to assume that guy isn't battle ready. I mean, if I saw him coming at me in a war zone I'd shit my pants

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Patrick A. Sims

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10 months

Good morning Twitter people. Where the hell did the weekend go?

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Patrick A. Sims

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@NatashaCL7

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Patrick A. Sims

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10 months

We're all a little broken – it's all about how you put the pieces back together

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Patrick A. Sims

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8 months

@cheygoulet Well NOW it's a happy valentines day

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Patrick A. Sims

@thebrazenbeard

7 months

Can we all agree to start referring to unsolicited dick pic messages as "junk mail"?

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Patrick A. Sims

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7 months

@pinkmagiclala Lucky us.

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Patrick A. Sims

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@QueenKryptid I'm doing a book signing in my home town

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Patrick A. Sims

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@NatashaCL7

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Patrick A. Sims

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@okaypoet Penal.

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Patrick A. Sims

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@NatashaCL7 🔥🔥

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Patrick A. Sims

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@NathanJonesBook Oh, I assume she is. Just like l assume your mother knows you well enough for it not to matter.

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@NatashaCL7

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@NatashaCL7 I wasn't aware that "adorable" is a mood

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Patrick A. Sims

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@love_walk_life Through the fifth left intercostal space, midclavicular line. I'd recommend at least a 4-inch long blade.

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Patrick A. Sims

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@NatashaCL7

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Patrick A. Sims

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@gavinthomas2015 Mr. T

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Patrick A. Sims

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1 year

@pinkmagiclala I've been having a bad day, but just seeing you and those pretty eyes made it a little better. Thank you

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Patrick A. Sims

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@MattHighton "You can't come in here! You're a vampire!" "But the previous owner gave me permission." "And you killed them!" "Your point being...?"

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Patrick A. Sims

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1 year

I wish it were socially acceptable to just say, "This doesn't interest me" and walk away when someone engages you in boring small talk

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Patrick A. Sims

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@MollyCocktail Yeah, it's true. My therapist asked me if I had anyone to call the next time I had a suicidal urge. I sat there for a while in silence before responding, "No one that I can think of."

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Patrick A. Sims

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@invis4yo Me when I point out that you're a dirty thief stealing @ogshoshi 's posts