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@AdamHillLVRJ god bless America

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@BloodyElbow @heynottheface @antontabuena goddamn she was so disgustingly underpaid. yeah she smashed a bunch of WMMA cans, but for what she did for the UFC in terms of mainstream media success is ridiculous, she should have been making easy $5-10 mil every fight

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@sinoUFC did Bo start eating horse meat?

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@SpinninBackfist I never want Josh Emmett to hit me in the face

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@UFCRosterWatch hope he enjoys retirement, he gave us many fun fights

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@espnmma I forget who it was, but a fighter said that it once took like 3 days for all of his opponents blood to wash out of his ears 🤮

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@mmamarcuss It's been a while since we've seen a fighter this bitter about a loss. dude hasn't shut up about it in two months.

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@reddit_lies that's easily 2-3 times the size of a bike lane in my city, they have plenty of space lol

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@MMAFighting @TonyFergusonXT @bullyb170 imagine that fight gets made and all the promos are centered around this "I'm the sunglasses guy" "No you'll never be the sunglasses guy"

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@MMAFighting anyone who understands the concept of "leave me the fuck alone" doesn't have a problem with what Mike did since he didn't do anything wrong

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@UFCRosterWatch

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@ufc EA Curse. It's in the game.

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@MMAFighting @DustinPoirier Dustin had a weird night. Tried to get a fight with like 3-4 different people and they all left him on read. He might have to fight Justin again at this point

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@UsmanTime LOL guy looked up at the cameraman like "really bro?? now??"

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1 year

@SpinninBackfist that's pretty mild from him, I was expecting way worse lol

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@fau1in @DovySimuMMA That's just like a recommendation from the athletic commission. All Alex had to do is go find a doctor that would medically clear him and give him his license to fight in Nevada.

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@OnPointMMA Pereira knocking out Walker would probably produce a hilarious knockout sequence.

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@espnmma that fight should have been a No Contest, I have no idea who even sat there for 25 minutes and seriously tried to score that fight. Everyone I know was multitasking after round 2 trying to watch the boxing match, and I wouldn't be surprised if the judges were doing the same. 😴😴

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@DovySimuMMA I hate myself for knowing the context to this picture....

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@MostCrucified @MikeBohn $0.00 along with a nice bonus of $0.00

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@MikeBohn tonight just keeps delivering shit completely out of left field, what the fuck

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@IWDominate Nadeshot probably drove him from the airport to the house while they listened to Gangsta's Paradise by Coolio

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@jedigoodman that probably sounds crazy to MMA fans, but I think Tony had like a legit really high GPA in both of the colleges he went to before his UFC career. he might not appear "intelligent" in certain situations and scenarios, but we've mostly seen him in a cage or in a gym, that's not

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@ufc @stylebender was he drafted to SmackDown?

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@DovySimuMMA you are spending an absurd amount on PPV's, holy shit

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@MMAFighting @DamonMartin This is one fight I'll agree with him on. That was easily the worst title fight I've seen in the modern era

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@BenTheBaneDavis jesus christ those seats suck. you basically have someone's knees right against your back. imagine someone gets up awkwardly and you take a knee to the back of the head

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@MMAJunkie @LiJingliangufc The day he loses his luggage at the airport is the week he'll be on a McGregor main card and he'll have to walk around in his fight kit and TheRocks new shoes

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@MMAHistoryToday weird, why did you post a picture of a goat?

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@MMAHistoryToday kinda terrifying ngl

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@espnmma @USMAN84kg and if he loses to Edwards this will be even more hilarious

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@MMAFighting @jakepaul Jake seems pretty tall, I'm surprised he's struggling so hard to reach all those grapes

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@MMAJunkie don't worry, we're disappointed with each of his fights

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@arielhelwani that was a fix if I ever saw one. hope the government investigates Dana and the UFC. first the Krause thing, now this...

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@oscarswillis imagine having an art addiction

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@ufc @socios @TheGarden this poster makes no sense, feels like you're advertising some sort of weird inter-gender tag team match

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@MMAFighting that's not really making a case, that's just making a statement...

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@ashoaib053 @ko_reps @Trailblaze2top no he's dancing because he's incredibly depressed over it. lol dude these guys lose all the time in the gym, to lose AND get paid a lot of money is worth it to most of them. Holland probably realizes he's a long way away from a title belt so why not make as much cash as possible?

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@MMAHistoryToday @lyotomachidafw nice photoshop

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@MMAFighting if he made it to #1 contender and the Champ was from Brazil, there's a 100% chance the UFC would use that corner audio in some way to promote the fight lol

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@OnPointMMA Curtis Blaydes

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@DylanG22_ @MMAFighting @EddieHearn rich kid that got all his social skills through YouTube and the Disney Channel

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@AceCombat__ @TheNotoriousMMA @CharlesDoBronxs @danawhite Because it's the easiest payday in the sport. Conor is harmless, all he does is punch old men, but idiots still fly from Ireland to Vegas to see him lose. How do you all get sold on his comebacks? Is it the cherry picked training montages? Is it the highlights from 2015?

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@arielhelwani ask him why he thought that Rose was winning the fight by feinting at the air

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@TheArtOfWar6 I do like that Aljo is putting effort into being a champion like old school guys used to be. Every time I see him interact with other teams he shakes everyone's hand. Only exception I've seen is Cejudo's annoying troll coach

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@BloodyElbow it's nice to see the Nevada State Athletic Commission support diversity in sports by hiring a blind referee

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@PaulSaladino7 @SStricklandMMA you don't get to decide who is and isn't an MMA fan lol

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@hearinladotcom an actor acting.

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@LaRoy_19 @BloodyElbow @heynottheface @antontabuena people shouldn't be paid their worth because they're already millionaires? so is that your imaginary cut off point, when someone makes their first mil, after that it doesn't matter how much they're paid?

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@UFCRosterWatch hope he can enjoy retirement, dude has been fighting since I was in like 5th grade LOL

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@MMAFighting he's 100% right. the placement of that fight by the UFC is just straight up disrespectful, no other way around it

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@daygo_danny @MMAFighting you do understand that majority of professional fighters shit on the fight too, right? guess they don't know anything about fighting either...

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@arielhelwani @darrentill2 @BoeufDeGrace the nostrils are firing on all cylinders today

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@dc_mma I mean it's a fact, you somehow managed to lose 1.2lbs in under 3 minutes. Rumble is jacked af and he managed to come in at like 203lbs lol

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@MMAFighting funny how much he says he loves his striking coach but in the video he's pushing him around like an angry child lol

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@SpinninBackfist if Paddy ever gets front kick KO'd that guy is going have the happiest day of his life

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@knac007 @sinoUFC so you basically never watched Luke in his prime

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@OnPointMMA Should he have fought? Idk that's a great question to ask the physician that did the pre-fight medicals. Honestly blows my mind we don't know who that guy is. he's just some random doctor that allowed a one armed dude into a title fight...

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@MMAFighting @guicruzzz

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@NeoValeTudo I hope they both $100k each, that was beautiful

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@gef0ur @DelusionPosting "we"? you French?

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@TheArtOfWar6 the commentary in the Ryan Hall fight is fucking unbearable. it's like Joe thought that any time the fighters would get into a grappling exchange, it was a wrap for Topuria, yet he constantly kept escaping submission attempts and getting back to his feet. idk what joe was seeing

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@TheArtOfWar6 "Have you lost your fucking mind?" you know you've gone too far when Joey Diaz is the voice of reason

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@espnmma Conor getting frustrated that the old man is not getting it lol

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@SpinninBackfist idk why MMA people keep trying to *argue* with Helwani, dude is smarter than them and he's petty enough that he keeps all the receipts. if you're not going to fight him, don't engage him, turns out he's really good at this thing he's been doing for like 25+ years.

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@MMAJunkie @TJDillashaw @theufcbaddy TJ does have a point. It's all fun and games now when you're 27 and your body can still handle the crazy diets and the ridiculous training, but what happens when the weight stops coming off so easily and the body remains heavy? do you risk going blind like Till during your cuts??

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@MMAFighting @GamebredFighter right...because it definitely takes a lot of balls to put on a facemask and hoodie, and then run up and sucker punch someone from behind at night as they're leaving a club (probably under the influence, which can greatly diminish reaction time or just being able to see straight)

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@BigMarcel24 D-Rod taking Li's ranking is kinda fucked up tbh

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@DerekBrunson because this just happened to a guy in his debut amateur fight lol

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Kyle Pavao completely snaps the arm of Wayne Downer with a NASTY keylock at Cage Titans 55. Holy helllll #CT55

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@MMAFighting @TheNotoriousMMA @RafaelFiziev 🤦‍♂️ this sport could grow so much faster if these people could act civilized for 5 minutes

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@MMAFighting @TeamKhabib @TonyFergusonXT @arielhelwani I've had my heart broken five times....are you asking me to learn to love again?

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@SpinninBackfist can't make weight to fight a retiring Nate Diaz at 37 LMAO

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@DovySimuMMA will be funny if Perry drops him with a body shot

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@CharlesDoBronxs That is one meme I just don't understand.

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@espnmma if Izzy wins can he headline WrestleMania?

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@titoortiz @ChaelSonnen it's a real shame people like you managed to survive the pandemic

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@mmamania damn that means he'll never be able to talk that shit to anyone 😭😭😭😭

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@bullyb170 Silva racked up that stat while defending his belt.

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@TheArtOfWar6 Dude always goes so hard in sparring, it's weird. I remember the videos they would put up with him and Artem, and Artem is just getting the piss beat out of him

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@MMAFighting @TheNotoriousMMA that concussion he got from Poirier really fucked him up

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@SportsCenter @espnmma lots of people in this comment section are upset at having to see a guy sleeping with some blood on his face. I wonder what watching an R rated movie is like with you people, do you need an entire support group around you reassuring you everything is okay??? lol time to grow up

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@MMAHistoryToday @tatianaufc she could be like 3-4 title defenses deep if she remained on form

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@DonutOperator it blows my mind that we have HD video footage of the entire incident from that night at Kenosha, and people are still blatantly lying about it. imagine putting out a dumpster fire, getting chased by an angry mob, defending yourself, and being labeled as a "bad person" over it

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@JamahalH Can you imagine? Doors open, these dudes who only fought social anxiety and depression in their lives think they're ready to fight whoever comes out, then suddenly things go dark and next thing they know they're waking up on the sidewalk asking what the fuck happened

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@Scott_Fontana knowing the cute octagon girls saw you crawling on the floor crying would probably hurt 10 times more than the knee injury

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@OnPointMMA it's ok, matt can't hear the haters

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@SpinninBackfist still don't get how a reporter is catching the bullets here when he just tweeted and translated what BSD's coach said. and Poirier was the first to announce that his fight is off, it had nothing to do with any journalist LOL

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@MMAFighting @DamonMartin He actually has very good cardio for someone his size that cuts over 20lbs of water the night before while constantly throwing with hard power in the fight. I know all fighters have secret juice, but that dudes formula is definitely something special

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@Bullskickass @Dexerto @dafran there was some drama like a few months back where a bunch of streamers were arguing the opposite. it was hilarious.

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@MMAJunkie @TheNotoriousMMA @joerogan well this is awkward - Joe is very open and honest about his PED use - he's a stand up comic and commentator, why would he fight in the UFC? - looking back at the Diaz pressers this is now even more hilarious after he went after the Skrap Pack so hard lol

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@Thorin Hey, if you speak to people who apparently do bad and evil things, then we simply cannot do business with you. It's that simple. Anyways, gotta go, meeting with the Saudi's and the Chinese over some business stuff. Bye. - Riot Games

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@Thorin Jensen looks like a super villain entering his final arc before he takes over the world

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@MMAJunkie @stylebender "prove to me that I potentially used drugs with a very low detection window, which can even be microdosed and flushed out of my system even in 'randomized testing' environments" that's how I interpreted that, more or less. why would he use them? recovery from being so active..?

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@BenTheBaneDavis wow she's hot. is her record like 4-3?

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@SandhuMMA even after all these years, this is hard to watch tbh

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@ThaWeasle growing up I always thought that a girl would break my heart, but it turns out it was two different men 😔

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@TheTruthJackson @IamTheImmortal dude had you in half guard and you started screaming for help lol

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@CombatHaven @ChampRDS last time they had a card on EU time, the main card started at like 1PM for me. that was fucking perfect, idk what their issue is, this would please both sides.

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@TheArtOfWar6 LMAO he threw him like a child

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@DovySimuMMA always nice to see Americans helping immigrants adjust and fit in with the culture

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