Matt Houseman @the_house_dawg Twitter profile

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Matt Houseman

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1 year

Yeah, my Norwegian 🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴grandma made us watch Lawrence Welk. Pure torture 😩😩😩

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Snoop weighed in on how he feels about Donald Trump 🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥

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@patriottakes The suspended account has the grey government check mark. Did Twitter verify an impersonator as George Santos? That would be classic: an impersonator impersonating an actual impersonator 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@MollyJongFast If we’re going to ignore the participation in an insurrection part of the constitution then let’s ignore the age qualification and let Claudia Conway run for president. Or ignore the birthplace qualification and let Arnold run. /sarcasm, sort of…

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That would be Bonnie Raitt and John Prine.❤️❤️❤️ "Make me an angel That flies from Montgomery Make me a poster Of an old rodeo Just give me one thing That I can hold on to To believe in this livin' Is just a hard way to go"

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@marklevinshow Son, Jack White has already added more value to society than you ever will in your life in just the 30 seconds he jams with Jimmy Page and the Edge from the movie “It Might Get Loud”

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3 years

@kaitlancollins If Gov. DeSantis is going to play games then the federal government should expedite the return from Florida of those 200 ventilators. @POTUS should insist on a joint presser where Gov. DeSantis thanks @POTUS for the ventilators

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2 years

@TheRickWilson McConnell turning to hardcore authoritarianism for money for the GOP was a predictable next step for modern day Republicanism/MAGA:

Peter Thiel, the Authoritarian Libertarian for Trump

Why their alliance against democracy makes sense.

nymag.com

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2 years

Who did this?!?!?!

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2 years

@RubinReport After all this time, why don't you understand this? The two vaccinations and the booster keep people out of the hospital and out of the morgue. Not really that complicated...

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Josh from Greta van Fleet came out. Everyone kinda knew. And so what? Love is love, none of our business. Most important part: he’s an incredible vocalist and he sounds like a young Robert Plant. We can all agree that the world needs more Led Zeppelin-like music, right? ❤️🎸🎤

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@williamlegate All of Taibbi’s Twitter files were removed because they were all misinformation 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

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David Lee Roth 8’ jump off drum risers on Van Halen’s “Fair Warning” tour…

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@davenewworld_2 I think I’ll show up at their church during Sunday morning service with my boombox and play Metallica at volume level 11 🎸🎸🎸🤘🤘🤘

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@highbrow_nobrow @Agenzia_Ansa So the Vatican is a sovereign nation. I wonder how the Pope would feel if Russia wanted to carve out part of the Vatican. I seriously doubt he’d “have the courage to raise the white flag and negotiate”.

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3 years

@JohnFugelsang 'Meeting' this guy and His Red Letters is life changing. Check out the Good News... ❤️❤️❤️

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3 years

@JohnFugelsang : this provides stability for me: it brings me to peace. Thank you for this… ✝️✝️✝️❤️❤️❤️

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5 years

@CNBC Fascinating that a popular misconception about women running for office is that they’re too emotional. And out of the blue Leon Cooperman breaks down in tears. Twice.

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@aubrey_huff @Lions If I remember rightly, you went 0 for 1 in the 2012 WS. The batboy got more time on the field than you did. Grab some pine, meat!

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4 years

@davidfrum The general obesity and subsequent health ailments make citizens in the Red States vulnerable

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3 years

@andrewsaundry I’m old enough to answer Bobby ❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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@KeneAkers I like Shaq’s retort…🤣🤣🤣

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@AoDespair Two of the greatest performances ever, bar none…

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I mute early, I mute often. Example: anyone who thinks that Fox News, Newsmax and OAN are equivalent to PBS Newshour, NPR, MSNBC and CNN isn’t worth engaging with. Analogy: I believe that the Earth is round, while they believe the Earth is flat.

Fox to pay Dominion Voting Systems $787.5 million to settle election defamation lawsuit

The settlement between Fox Corp. and Dominion Voting Systems came as opening arguments in a Delaware court were delayed for hours amid speculation about talks.

www.cnbc.com

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Matt Houseman

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3 years

@DanPriceSeattle You forgot the part where HR/CEO reaches out to the government to cancel benefits to the unemployed folks to force people back into these mind numbing shit jobs 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

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@notcapnamerica My wife is a cancer survivor so I was *STUCK* in my job until ACA struck down no coverage for pre-existing conditions! Thanks Obama!!! ❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥

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Keith Richards and his daughters. When they pass away, Keith will inherit everything! HBD, Keith🎸🎸🎸

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10 months

@Shaptennispod I don’t hear anything out of the ordinary. If any player complained about this, they’re looking for excuses.

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2 years

@GOP @HagemanforWY As a fiscally conservative socially liberal voter, I can’t envision a version of the world where I vote Republican again. I didn’t leave my Republican Party, my Republican Party left me…

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@JennaEllisEsq Hasn't your license to practice law in traffic court been revoked yet?

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1 year

@Rep_Clyde This is the picture you’ll be known for; your cowardice on display to the entire world. Your political opponents should use this photo with the caption: “Andrew Clyde is too weak and cowardly to serve America” 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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@BankstonAtLaw @terriehorton304 Attorneys can make a lifelong career out of suing Elon Musk, and winning👍👍👍

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@RexChapman The literal definition of “opening a can of whoop ass”

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2 years

@GOP @GOP , I can’t find the official Republican platform? Please direct me to your online platform. Let’s debate policy…

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4 years

@hunterw What’s the financial penalty for urinating on someone’s grave when they’re dead and buried? Some people are saying that I should start a GoFundMe now. I’ve already started hydrating so yeah, there’s that...

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3 years

@RexChapman Judy Murray raised her boys right.

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@TeaPainUSA Yeah, I don’t know if she has a legal case. I do know that McCain’s hairstylist woke up every morning and committed violence 🤣🤣🤣

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4 years

@PreetBharara The GOP is DOA. We need a 3rd party for fiscal conservatives and social libertarians like myself. I’m done with my Republican Party...

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@_Drew_2_U @EdKrassen Is it your goal to be a worker drone for your entire life? Congrats, you’ve been hypnotized by the 1%. Some of us want to enjoy retirement and since we live longer, feel that it’s our right to enjoy a longer retirement. The 1% finally paying their fair share will fix SS. 👍👍🇺🇸🇺🇸

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Honouring the late Sandy Denny on her birthday. Turn Zeppelin’s “Battle of Evermore” way up loud. That’s her harmonizing with Robert Plant. “The Queen of Light took her bow, And then she turned to go, The Prince of Peace embraced the gloom, And walked the night alone.”

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@sethweathers $34.31 for a 6-pack?!?! This is a Donald Trump level grift! This is going Chapter 11 before July 4th. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@netflix @reedhastings : what happened? This won't delight customers. Is it too late to A/B test & figure out cancellation rates? This initiative can be used as market differentiator. E.g., if I ran marketing for Disney+, I'd start an ad campaign today: "Disney+ lets you share passwords"

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@JohnFugelsang @SIRIUSXM @fromthebunkerjr @StephMillerShow @monascomedy Great opening to tonight’s show. 👍

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@danielsgoldman @RepMTG I.e., “coaching” the witness in private. Got it…👍👍👍

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4 years

@yashar If Commander in Chief asks parents to send their sons and daughters to battle the Taliban to the death, shouldn’t the parents expect Donald Trump to read every god damned page in the PDB?

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@catturd2 There’s a process for being a whistleblower. He didn’t follow it. He went the treason route and will pay a heavy price. And rightly so. Apparently, you’re now pro-Russian aggression around the world. Which makes you anti-American.

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@williamlegate Quite a few people thought Twitter was performing an injustice by taking down pro-ivermectin tweets. @mtaibbi even went to bat WRT disseminating pro-ivermectin information. Somewhere a line must be drawn to protect people from themselves…

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Matt Houseman

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3 years

@mtaibbi Given all the evil that Trump has perpetrated (Central Park 5, etc), difficult to think of Trump as a ‘victim’?

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@notcapnamerica She held her own with great musicians. Pictured here with John Lee Hooker…

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8 months

“Donald Trump’s “TruthSocial” has lost $73 million. Elon Musk’s “X” has lost 90% of its value since he took over. John Matze’s “Parler” doesn’t even exist as a social media platform anymore. Because right-wing divisive and hateful social media “communities” always fail.”

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3 years

@AdamKinzinger This is the modern Republican Party. I didn’t leave the Republican Party, my Republican Party left me...

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3 years

@RepKinzinger Yes. I don’t agree with her policies & some of her politics but her speech was historic. In a 2 party system we need a viable left & right. Out of the debate and dialectic, we get the best ideas for America. It’s not helpful when the right goes full frontal anti-democracy

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@KeithOlbermann “Was it fair to go after Charlie like this in this environment” 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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@KariLake Now that you lost in court yet again, go get a job and join the workforce! Get off the GOP grifter gravy train!

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My wife baked and decorated a Valentine's Day cake just for me! Hooray for me!!!🤣🤣🤣🥰🥰🥰

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2 years

@davidhogg111 @rftchumn For people wondering what happened to the supposed ‘Red Wave’: the Dem policy positions are more popular than the GOP policy positions. And people favor the Dem’s sensible gun control policy…

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4 months

@seanhannity @KatieBrittforAL @KatieBrittforAL is a liar who violated one of the Ten Commandments. “Thou shalt not bear false witness “

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Holy moly. This is worth every minute. Jonathan Katz exposes Katie Britt as a lying sack of shit. 👀

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@elonmusk @TedrickG @sfdbi @KQEDnews @LondonBreed 2/x As 10x software devs, we pull all-nighters, work weekends, etc. & none of us spit the bit and shirk the work. Setting up bedrooms at a company seemed a bridge too far for me. My Dad taught me if you're ever made to choose between work & family, *ALWAYS* choose family❤️ <EOF>

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I respect Presidents who don’t get indicted and arrested…🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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@MollyJongFast This is more accurate, right?

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@thedavidcrosby @maggieNYT “Gotta get down to it Soldiers are cutting us down Should have been done long ago What if you knew her And found her dead on the ground How can you run when you know? Tin soldiers and Nixon's coming We're finally on our own This summer I hear the drumming Four dead in Ohio”

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Eagles warming up back stage at Capital Center 1977. "Seven Bridges Road" Turn it way up loud. Yes, I’m old enough to remember when their harmonies were this good... #SoCalMusic

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@RexChapman Does anyone know why they were standing in crack alley outside of Four Seasons Total Landscaping? This has to be a goof, but I’m not getting the joke?

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3 years

@GOP This is all you got? @POTUS just passed Covid relief and he's getting us all vaccinated.

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2 years

Naw, this ain't the street gangs Crips or Bloods. This is the street gang known as "Sacramento Sheriffs Deputies". Ain't no peace officers in sight. Only wild men escalating violence... #EndQualifiedImmunity

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@JohnWDean Let’s have Obama ignore the 22nd amendment, run for president and let the voters decide. Not allowing Obama to run for a 3rd term is anti-democratic! /Sarcasm, sort of…

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@nexta_tv Which is why Dominion should *NOT* settle. The world needs know the extent of Fox News lies. And they lie about everything

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Jesus flipping tables in the Mormon Tabernacle after Feds fine Mormon church for illicitly hiding $32 billion investment fund behind shell companies The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints engaged in the scheme for more than 20 years.

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@SenTomCotton As soon as you and all GOP politicians say aloud that Biden won fair and square in a free and fair election, the fence can come down. Until then, the fence stays up...

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@TaylorOgan @HintMan For freedom loving people, Taiwan is a country. Anything else is CCP mindset

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@enslaved1s @TeaPainUSA Californians will be ok👌👌👌 We do have a real education problem in the red states though. Red states are a boat anchor holding highly successful blue states back👍👍👍

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@williamlegate Fvck yes! Tell me there will be a freeway chase just like OJ!!!🤣🤣🤣

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@azardey3 I *LOVE* street vendor food. We need more street vendors. The best hot dogs I ever had: street vendors coming out of the SF Giants stadium on the way to the parking lot after the game. Also, I’d be happy if we had a taco vendor on every corner! 🌮🌮🌮❤️❤️❤️

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@ZaleskiLuke It’s like getting out of a horribly abusive relationship that lasted for 4 years and after 4 years apart considering re-hooking up 😱😱😱🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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@christina_bobb Honey, it's gonna be a rough outcome for you.

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@smotus “Four dead in Ohio”. Neil matters so much more than Joe Rogan

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@TulsiGabbard How did you gain entry to an Army base?

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@highbrow_nobrow Children carrying guns without adult supervision. What could go wrong?

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@karaswisher Elon is suffering from the alt-right-4chan mind virus

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3 years

@SouthwestAir Looking forward to @SouthwestAir press release that this pilot has been terminated. Until then, I’ll be flying @AlaskaAir out of PSP:

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@SethAbramson It’s like a dope dealer using ill-gotten gains for bail money, right?

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@MollyJongFast GOP would rather have child labor than allow immigrants to work in times of a labor shortage. It’s crazy…🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

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@bennyjohnson Serious adults want to know what the status is on the @GOP budget? Aren’t the Republicans interested in bringing down inflation? Interviewing goofy ex-Twitter execs does nothing to combat inflation and boost the economy

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@mtaibbi Read your article. I have no fucking idea what’s true. Pelosi has issues, but I tend to believe the metrics I’m posting here. IMHO, McConnell appears to be the prince of darkness, Satan incarnate. He’s the root cause of everything that’s politically broken in America...

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@jonathanvswan @dbongino So Trump's "Schedule F" is basically terminate exceptional people like Marie Yovanovitch and replace them with HS dropouts like Lauren Boebert. People who put loyalty to Trump above the Constitution. Did I get that about right?

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San Francisco skyline. Photo taken from the Presidio. One of the most beautiful cities in the world…

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@GOP Wrong, 100% inaccurate. @GOP lies will keep voters like me from ever voting Republican again. So sad...

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@JohnFugelsang Jim Jordan working a no bid, no show contract in Congress. Crazy…

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@elonmusk You can tell the character of a man by the company he keeps…

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@JDVance1 I will only do business with companies that require vaccinations. Click my profile. It’s the golden rule - the guy with the gold makes the rules…

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@oberlincollege @netflix @edhelms What in the hell is going on at @oberlincollege ? Why would women play sports at Oberlin? This can be resolved by an attorney filing a massive Title IX lawsuit against Oberlin👍👍👍

Ex-Oberlin Women’s Lacrosse Coach Refusing to Return to Campus amid Backlash over Stance on Trans...

Demoted for speaking out, Kim Russell said the campus atmosphere is so hostile that she doesn’t feel comfortable returning.

www.nationalreview.com

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@PreetBharara Their biggest problem is the GOP has no policy positions that they can articulate. Except grievance, the GOP is the grievance party…

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@HomeDepot @HomeDepot founder Bernie Marcus sucks! Young voters must learn who and which companies are aligned against them. I’m blocking @HomeDepot . Btw, there’s a @Lowes right across the street from my Home Depot

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Did you know that Home Depot founder Bernie Marcus’s nonprofit ‘Job Creators Network’ is the Texas group behind stopping Biden’s Student Debt Cancellation Bill?

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@justinamash How many 9/11’s did we prevent? How many more 9/11’s are we now wide open to? What was the cost to America when we got hit on 9/11? Am I too much of an American patriot? 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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@WholeMarsBlog I studied physics in college and Oppenheimer brought it all back to life for me🍿🍿🍿🔥🔥🔥

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@elonmusk @theskindoctor13 Advertisers know that fewer progressives on Twitter means less disposable income and less chance for financial traction and conversion rates. This is soon to be the new Twitter demographic and they ain’t flush with cash 💰💰💰

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