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@the_gxdess
mel
7 years
The greatest gift granted to me on 02/13/16 😍
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@the_gxdess
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4 years
“How you reach hay” got me cut up fine fine💀
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@the_gxdess
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4 years
@kcj87 Theresa had lolly in she bamsee
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@the_gxdess
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4 years
Van men fooping 16 years olds cause them at the age of “consent”
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@the_gxdess
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5 years
Everybody knows the blue/pink one is the best!
@MooseTheGreatt
✌🏻🌱 Moose 🌱✌🏻
5 years
There’s two kinds of people in this world
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@the_gxdess
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5 years
Lemme tell y’all about the time my boyfriend caught me at my other boyfriends house.
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@the_gxdess
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5 years
Got women out hay look like this & I look like a box juice
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@the_gxdess
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5 years
All the rasshole time “mbn to be in a relationship” give the man in ya dms a chance then ya miserable cunt
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@the_gxdess
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4 years
@ThaRealShawty How often you ever seen women address their man for cheating? It’s saddd
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@the_gxdess
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4 years
I want when y’all beefing y’all tag the opponents so I could see both sides of the argument
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@the_gxdess
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7 months
Growing up as a Guyanese in Barbados was horrible. I hated being Guyanese because I was teased mercilessly, especially for my accent. I made it my duty to learn to speak with a Bajan accent to be accepted in school & later on, in workplaces.
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@the_gxdess
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7 months
If it’s one thing twitter gine teach me.. is how to use words in ways I would’ve never thought to
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@the_gxdess
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4 years
“HaNcH mEn U fUcK?” Wuh dah gaw do with you? Is either you wan hit or not.
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@the_gxdess
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5 years
“Why you aint put 246?” “You confused!” “That aint mek nuh sense” Wuh wunna very fackin foolish to think my tattoos supposed to make sense to anyone else but me.
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@the_gxdess
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3 years
No other way to drive
@mara__i
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3 years
Do y’all drive bare foot?
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@the_gxdess
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4 years
Imagine buying scissors cause you need one.. & needing scissors to open the scissors you bought
@PrettyMothaFckr
jerry curl juice dripping down
4 years
Yes sirrrr
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@the_gxdess
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1 year
Nuff of wunna gine wan know why wunna friends ain’t outside.
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@the_gxdess
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3 years
Twitter refreshing in my face in the middle of me reading something interesting is not it
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@the_gxdess
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6 years
"wake up...you gine miss the last bus"
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@the_gxdess
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1 year
As much as I wanna laugh at this.. women be wearing wigs, so why not?
@BornAKang
Lance🇱🇨
1 year
Ain’t no way lmaoo
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@the_gxdess
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5 years
Might even throw ya leg over my shoulder & lick the gooch for lil razzle dazzle
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@the_gxdess
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5 years
Anyway. Bf2 horn me with a school girl & bf1 apologized to me the next day.
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@the_gxdess
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7 years
Kylie cosmetics & Fenty Beauty
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@the_gxdess
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5 years
@MsHandleIt26 ANDDDDDD... she went Alleyne!
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@the_gxdess
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5 years
Nuff of wunna on here ugly is cunt too. It’s just that wunna popular so wunna is get llow😭
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@the_gxdess
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5 years
I rather drink Ninja Man bath water before I eat great cake.
@CheyneJoness
Cheyne Jones
5 years
"I would rather sleep in the Liquidation Centre with a cheese cutter in my hand than press Christmas curtains" Your turn. GO!
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@the_gxdess
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8 years
I love this. I love the fact that this doesn't look like all the rest of nudes. Her thighs don't have a gap. Her breasts are 'normal' just 😍
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@the_gxdess
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7 months
I would never forget schoolmates telling me they’d call immigration on me to collect $75 & eat a food. On my first day of primary school one of my classmates asked me if I know voodoo & the whole class “akeke’d” & the teachers mouth was zipped shut.
@pierrecookejr
theislandlawyer
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I could write a book about my experience as a Guyanese national moving and living in Barbados. Could never forget a teacher at high school saying “wunna really get and let a foreigner come first in class” Never came less than 2nd after that. 🙂
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@the_gxdess
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5 years
🎄✨
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@the_gxdess
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4 years
You sound illiterate is cunt. Now why would I jeopardize my pH for a lil cunt that ain’t properly educated on anal sex?
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@the_gxdess
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5 years
Ain’t nobody was going to no hospital I was omw to get some dick & pick up my friend that was horning her bf to meet another fella to also get some dick
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@the_gxdess
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5 years
I think you following the wrong people😂
@ReyTheGreatOne
Voice from the Void
5 years
I set common entrance in 2003. Half the TL wasn’t even born yet.
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@the_gxdess
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5 years
Do I regret anything that I’ve done in 2019 & before? No. Would I do those things in the future? No.
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@the_gxdess
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4 years
2 cold Guinness & ya could put ya finger in my boxcy 🥴
@_leanneabby
LIBBY ✨.
4 years
wunna gaw stop drinking Guinness fr tho, wdrrrrr
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@the_gxdess
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7 years
A bajan zoo would be so lit. Fadda crab, jagwa, mole, surf rat, turkey.. 💃🏾💃🏾
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@the_gxdess
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5 years
She’s freaking out wan know wuh gine on & im hyperventilating.. so i explain to her & she buss out 1 big nasty cackle & vise “ya lil whore ya” yep.. only ya friends does laugh at ya misfortunes
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@the_gxdess
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4 years
@lava_skull This is actually believable because in the video there was no bed, tv anything like that & the toilet & face sink didn’t look like it could be used.
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@the_gxdess
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7 months
+1 🎈
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@the_gxdess
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5 years
Lemme teh.. the hardest part of my day does be taking good nudes. The other day I had to duct tape my phone to the wall to get a picture of my boxcy hole..
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@the_gxdess
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4 years
Piercings & tattoos need to be normalized in the workplace. It’s 2020 dammit.
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@the_gxdess
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5 years
Im bald again, lol.
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@the_gxdess
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4 years
“She trouble me first” wunna in primary school? 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@the_gxdess
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1 year
Bajan women so sweet. Going through Bajantube album & dribbling
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@the_gxdess
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3 years
If this is red skin Shacola.. it mek sense
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@the_gxdess
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3 years
“Only one way to find out” Gots to see it thru ma boy
@CaraaaT
Carrie
3 years
How does one reply to, “ you look like you taste good ? “
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@the_gxdess
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4 years
Tired of baby sitting my mothers grandson 🙄
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@the_gxdess
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4 years
Cock look like a crunch bar
@Rugratmusic_
RugRatz 🇱🇨🇧🇧
4 years
Girl im 9 inch an a half with 15 bogaloes that 20 feet well yuh got aint gaine work for yuh
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@the_gxdess
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4 years
New animals come out?
@Chefito15
Kabiyesi Chef 🇧🇧 🇩🇲
4 years
2020 and y’all still eating pig ?????????
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@the_gxdess
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4 years
Wunna is get in here & tell bare lies for lil rts
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@the_gxdess
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5 years
Well this explains alot.
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@the_gxdess
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4 years
People really don’t understand how much I enjoy peace & quiet
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@the_gxdess
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4 years
That’s how I know y’all don’t cancel y’all friends & y’all just do this shit for likes & rts.
@uniqueshanzzz
boujee.
4 years
A girl did post she rape story on here awhile back , few weeks later another girl tek dat and throw that back in she face and i was like .... seriously?
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@the_gxdess
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5 years
Bf1 backs away & cowers in shame & we drive off to go swimming/picnicking. Gave him head while he was driving for saving me from bf1 too 🤣🤣🤣
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@the_gxdess
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5 years
Somebody could tell me why my man & ex man sitting next to me? IN MY HOUSE?
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@the_gxdess
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10 months
@OlliDaDonDadda I thought I was the only one that felt like this & I always felt bad for saying that I couldn’t live with my mother. I’m her child, but I’m not a child & I refuse to be treated like one. I had to skidaddle
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@the_gxdess
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5 years
For 2020 I want a flat stomach, toned thighs & a big boxcy.
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@the_gxdess
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8 years
Oof.
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@the_gxdess
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4 years
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@the_gxdess
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4 years
So young. So full of life.
@hostile_mr
Ric Flair 🎯
4 years
i honestly would never understand why people don’t get a mortgage one time
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@the_gxdess
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5 years
God bless frontals.
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@the_gxdess
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4 years
I love how easy it’s been to just transition from saying boyfriend to fiancé 🥺
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4 years
@ikilledabel
Ash✨️
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Quote with photo/video doing something you love.
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@the_gxdess
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5 years
ITS MY BACKKKK
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@the_gxdess
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5 years
I wan bite you boxcy
@ReuhhMaria
THE ONE 🖤
5 years
Pebbles 💚
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@the_gxdess
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8 months
Why chrisean got on these grass cutta shades?
@BaddiesOnZeus
Baddies:Caribbean
8 months
Chrisean and Jaidyn are both over Blueface after last nights events👀
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@the_gxdess
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5 years
Wunna is get on here & argue bout bare cunt every day
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@the_gxdess
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5 years
I get fuck like this the other day & I went home & cry. It felt good in the heat of the moment til i start hollering like a sheep & had diarrhea..
@BitchToLegit
nik
5 years
Pls do not mash up de ppl girl children cervixes like this. This don’t feel good. -Management.
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@the_gxdess
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6 years
Dej & Kenya could as well fuck & stop getting on so. All this built up tension man.
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@the_gxdess
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4 years
@micablu So what was the point? Lil FB fame? Or she was trying to see if she man issa dag? Cause he is 😂😂😂
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@the_gxdess
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3 years
Anyway. I had a man that roof used to leak & a time we was fooping while it was raining & I get soak. Also.. my feet fell through the flooring when I was chipping gine in the yard to use he pit toilet
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@the_gxdess
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5 years
Soooo.. I gaw start (read:continue) bulling?
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@the_gxdess
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5 years
My belly just big is cunt for no reason
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@the_gxdess
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1 year
You thought you ate huh?
@iamMrsealy
Mr.Sealy
1 year
Listen when wanna go shopping fill yuh cart to match yuh pockets.. this picking back out 1/2 of the rh cart by the cashier while watching the screen thing foolish ic.. sticking up the rh line man
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@the_gxdess
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4 years
Since Summer ‘20 is cancelled.
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@the_gxdess
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5 years
Why you had Vick’s on you cock is the real question
@MrJucks
Mr.Jucks
5 years
I had a girl that went to suck vicks off my 🐓
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@the_gxdess
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8 years
Can I continue talking about how obsessed I am with my son? Like, look at this cutie patootie ❤️
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@the_gxdess
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5 years
Why wunna does be so frighten to teach the person ya fucking what ya like?
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@the_gxdess
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5 years
Honestly, Mya inspired me. #HotGirlSummer by all means!
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@the_gxdess
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4 years
My mother used to leave me home & tell me don’t open the door for nobody 🤷🏾‍♀️
@nandixnegasi
Wuk up Scientist
4 years
Ou ou...I have a question.....when you keep the children at home but parents still have work..... who is watching them?
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@the_gxdess
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5 years
One faithful morning my boyfriend popped up by me unexpectedly, under the guise that he came to finish working on my shop.. & ya know, good pokey does get ya free labor 🤭 now the thing is! I had already made plans with bf #2 & he was on his way to pick me up
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@the_gxdess
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4 years
I don’t understand female friendships lol
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@the_gxdess
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5 years
I think a lot of people don’t know where the vagina is located.
@edennvictoriaa
Eden 9️⃣block
5 years
yall using bar soap to wash yall vagina das why it be so damn dry
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@the_gxdess
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5 years
Mi wan fi see you naked.
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@the_gxdess
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4 years
Teaching him my phone number 😊
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@the_gxdess
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4 years
Thought wunna was capping so I tried it with a new broom & a old broom 🤣🤭
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@the_gxdess
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6 years
Bus got good rasshole breaks...das wuh!
@lava_skull
calmdown shapoo
6 years
How the men is run in she DM as she post that she’s single 💨
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@the_gxdess
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4 years
January has been such a long year man. I’ve already been through TOO MUCH & I’m THROUGHHH.
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@the_gxdess
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8 years
Let's be real.. you just wanted everyone to know you're on the phone with a girl
@amiliov
Julio Dos Santos
8 years
This girl I on the phone with father does back United and he there keeping so much noise
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@the_gxdess
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7 years
No one appreciates my small gestures more than my son. Glow Sticks were being given away at work tonight & I brouchf home on for him & he's currently sleeping while holding it 😭😭😭
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@the_gxdess
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7 years
I just want sex.
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@the_gxdess
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4 years
I sent a nude today. I would like it back please.
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@the_gxdess
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3 years
Lemme see ya avi close up
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@cvntagixus
the coldest
3 years
Lemme see ya avi close up
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@the_gxdess
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5 years
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@the_gxdess
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4 years
Drizzle it down his balls & asshole
@BwoyaTingz
YT: Bwoyatingz By Kareem
4 years
Ladies: when a man cums in ur mouth, other than swallowing it. What u do wid it?
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