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Doctor. But I don't tweet about doctor(y) stuff often. PGY-2 OBGYN. UNRESERVED. Half of my tweets are about my mum.

Scranton branch DunderMifflin
Joined February 2022
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Grocery shopping with my mom. A thread.
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My mom came to my hostel only to roast me.
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I so want him to ask me out. How do I let him know all the lights are green?🙊
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So, today so many children will get to know about the reservation systems and feel heart heaved. #NEETUG2022
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My mom needs to take a chill pill, not every guy I am talking to other than my brothers is her possible Jamai.
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Here's to my first-ever train journey, manifesting to meet my Aditya here 🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️
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Why on earth did I leave behind my USMLE preparations and opted for the NEET PG?
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Dear @NMC_IND , please start NEETPG2022 counselling asap, I am on the verge of highlighting my hair out of boredom.
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Abey yaar kya ghatiya hostel room diya hai😪 It had a dead pigeon in it when I first opened.
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The most common BP finding on paper is 110/70mmhg.
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In the battle of blue vs green lays, this one tops them all🤤
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Being posted on exam duty I have realised I can never be patient enough to take nonsense such as "Where you can check for pallor? Ma’am in eyes" answered a final year UG student.
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So from today onwards my pronouns are going to be "bahu j toxicity/ che yaar". MS ObGyn it is, in my home city itself.Xxaccahxcxacajacahacajaxax I am on cloud Nine. 🥰🙊
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There’s only one way to eat Kaju katli- finish the entire box in a single go.
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No one, Just my mom being an Ultra Pro Legend, is trying to find me a potential match by looking for Patel guys in the college I have been allotted from the state merit🙊
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Slept for 6 hours straight without any interruptions almost after 2 months. The best birthday gift one can ask for.
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So my mom sends me a pack of one apple, 100 grams of dry fruit, and one 300 gram of milk bottle. Such as 7 packs for 7 days, I have to finish one pack in a day and at the end of the day, I’d have to send her a picture of an empty pack that I have eaten it.
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Emergency meds have more macho men than ortho.🙊
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@Y2SHAF My 20 years old baby brother.
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First emergency and lost my first pen of residency.
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Shades of my mom. I am going to miss this human the most hostel jaake.
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I am breaking ampules with bare hands as if I have got extra pair of fingers.
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Every time I call my mom, She has new biodata for me to check out. Rukk jao yaar, saans to lene do.
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10 minutes into the fabulous lives of Bollywood wives, Maheep is the biggest bully.
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Tupperware ki ek bottle ghum gai, ab ghar jaane se bhi darr lag raha hai.
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After a double emergency shift, I was excited about getting some sleep tonight, and my shitty luck decided to position a lizard in my hostel room.
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Can somebody please romantically tuck my hair behind my ears, and talk some sense into me, this shit isn’t going to happen to you?
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Can’t believe I have manipulated 800 people into following me.
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My boyfriend trying to convince me to invest in stocks! 💯
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2 years
Mujhe ghar jana hai yaar!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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To every pretty girl in Paris who is eating croissants and buying flowers matching their outfits and making Instagram reels. Koi kaam nahi hota yaar tum logon ko?
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Rishte to ese turn down kar ri hu jaise mere piche 10-12 Jai aa rahe hai to sing at the airport.
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"Babe, you amuse me" bolte bolte amusement park samjh ke khel gaya.
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I decided that this will be my last meal before I go back to my healthy diet. Per ab lagta hai Diwali ke baad hi sochenge🙂
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I am a TEAtotaller. Will society accept me?
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I need a separate episode of THE OFFICE celebrating Navratri and Dussehra just to know how Micheal Scott pronounces Jalebi-Fafda.
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I miss my pre-residency era of having freedom of speech.😑
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On the days when I look pretty, I don’t feel tired kitna bhi kaam karwa lo.
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I gotta need to stop having 6 meals a day.
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My brother is counting the days I have left before I join the residency.🫥 I am so not ready for this yet😭
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Okay lesson learned, Cute dikhne wale seniors daant laga sakte hai.
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My food baby. Sorry, couldn't find any polka dot dress to announce it.
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I just love how some people bring out "pata hai aaj kya hua?" energy in me.
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Everyone: Baskin Robbins My mom : Bhaskar Robbins
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I am done reading books, blogs, newspapers, magazines and washing instructions on my t-shirts. Counselling start karwa do yaar😭 #NEETPG2022 #neetpg2022counselling
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I legit forgot that after all these goody-goody Diwali vibes, diwala nikalne wala hai residency mein😐
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Jo mummy se kare प्यार, Wo Diwali safai se kaise kare इनकार।
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If you are a potato, be aloo bhujiya and not French fries.
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In my home, we can have cold drinks only when my mom wants to have one, rest every time it's "Naah, so much sugar in it"
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Moms and their throwing away all the necessary stuff accidentally in the name of Diwali ki safai is endless.
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Every time someone asks me about Ladakh my eyes shine, my heart smiles and a kid in me wants to go there one more time #throwback
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New date idea: ask them out to do nothing together.
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In Ahmedabad these days you can find cheesecakes at pan wala’s shops too.
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Heard a lady saying to her 9-year-old son "Ghusi jaa Pela phone na કાણા ma". And now I miss my mom🥲
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To every guy asking me to be bold and ask him out, I have tried it before and tum log hi ser pe chadh jaate ho, Bhaav milne pe
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The person you are carving the most when you feel like crying will never answer your calls on time.
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The way I have started to avoid unnecessary chores, like cutting my nails just to get a few minutes of extra sleep is impressive.
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I miss my mom here🫠
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It has been a month since I shifted to the hostel for the first time ever, and every minute feels like a minute of a plank.
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I am on a girl’s trip with my mom and Masi, and it’s 7:15 in the morning, and they want to go for a walk that too on a hillside. Itni subah itni energy late kaha se hai ye log!🤷🏻‍♀️
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Koi le ra hai mere liye Radiology? Or Mein kisi aur branch pe focus karu?
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Once my girlfriend's dad told her "beta tere liye to me radiologist hi laaunga" and swear to god i only took radiology just so she could say "Dad,i have my own radiologist" #medtwitter
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Now, Diwali doesn't seem to be Diwali(ing) the way it used to be.🙂
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Was reading INDISTRACTABLE a self-help book... Got distracted from the book after reading 5 pages.
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Aae mein to thak gai bhaisaab.
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Ferrero Rocher > Snickers > Kitkat > Munch/Perk >>> 5 star >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dairy milk.
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Bhai I have the coolest grandparents. They are taking me out on a date.
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Lol! My mom thinks I like my hostel so much that even if I get time, I don’t feel like going back to her.
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So my cousin got engaged to the love of her life today. Sima auntie take notes, 100% always. Xacavahavahcavauauahabja🥹🥹
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Girls having periods with zero cramps, kaunse good deeds kiye the pichle janam mein jo maine nahi kiye?😫
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UK wale sab log London hi nahi jaa rahe hote Uttarakhand bhi to ho sakta hai.
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"Maine to tuje pehle hi bola tha" has the immense potential of talking some sense into me.
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I am "yell at teenagers for being too loud" years old.
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It has been only a week since I started my residency, and I already feel distant from my 3-4 super-close people other than my parents.
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The pinky toe of my soul is hurt.
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People who clean the ketchup bottle nozzles with paper napkins after their use at restaurants>>>>>>
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The number of Patel guys liking this tweet... Guys my mom is not on Twitter yet🙊😂
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No one, Just my mom being an Ultra Pro Legend, is trying to find me a potential match by looking for Patel guys in the college I have been allotted from the state merit🙊
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I am having a sore throat and I kinda like my voice. Kaafi sexy lag raha hai.
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I wish I had a pipette to balance out my work and social life.
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I’ll do the shittiest thing possible on the planet and then overthink it the entire night.
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2nd most common is 120/80mmhg
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Happy Diwali to everyone jinhonne mummy ko safai mein haath badhaaya.
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I hate those friends who call you to answer your text. Bhai baat hi karni hoti to pehle hi call kar leti.
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Lol, I heard one R1 explaining her night off schedule to her non-medico boyfriend."Tu aatlu vehela sui kem gai?"
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What is it with people and addiction to chai? I am legit getting late and our driver bhaiya is saying Didi chai ke bina gaadi acche se nahi chalti.
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There should be an e-slap feature on Instagram for every person posting notes.
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I need a boyfriend from another different continent so that I can fix my messed-up sleep schedule😭
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People be like asking for an honest opinion and wanting to hear how amazing they are🤷🏻‍♀️
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Lmao, my parents were roasting me today on a breakfast table for not being able to find even a single guy to adore.
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11:11 hope you all find that one Spotify add wala song.
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How you all can click photos lights pehen ke? I always fear that kahi current na lag jaaye.
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Yaar traffic signal pe timer laga ke mobile chalaya karo. Gotta go someone’s honking from behin-
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Once you start driving an auto car, there is no going back to manual ones.
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BMW stands for Balaji Masala Wafer, and I am today years old to learn that.
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Karan Johar got a new actress for "Student of the year 15".
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Congratulations! The light is indeed here ☺️ #AliaBhatt and #RanbirKapoor are proud parents now.
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Was it ever going to be better? You all were lying 🤥
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I am so happy, I feel sick.
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Aa gaye dekho…dekho mere juniors aa gaye!
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Mere to yaar patients tox laga rahe hai!
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A girl like Geet (from jab we met) also has to face toxicity during her residency? Asking for a friend though. #neetpg2022counselling
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Drug 🤤, this has an absolute separate fanbase
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