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martin

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6yr old me changing my name to Spike

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Twitter will officially rebrand as X later today, Elon Musk confirms.

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if you reference a movie and then ask me if i’ve seen it i’ll always say yes cause i don’t wanna hear you explain it

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he looks like a bisexual car salesman

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sheesh

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kneeling over the dead body of the person i just killed because i lent them my AirPods and they saw earwax on them

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end woman’s suffrage please

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women > men

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y’all mind if i bless the timeline a lil?

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everyone can slay but only one can truly eat

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im just taking some initiative, link in bio ❤️

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my lawyers shoes dawg i’m going to jail 😭😭😭

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local twitch streamers at a party

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like this if you see this

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hamzah shit all over my bed 😭

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this ruined my day

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who is going to cochlea

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thank you 😊

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@thatmartinkid_ Happy Birthday! Have a special day!

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i hate when your boob starts falling out of your bra like excuse me ma’am please return to your assigned seat

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#NewProfilePic

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hey, drink water for me ❤️

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wear this while playing call of duty guys trust me on this one

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are you non binawy?

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#NewProfilePic

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dear diary

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“he’s so beautiful 🥺”

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everything is awesome! …april fools ☹️

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be honest you tried this 😂

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gonna shave my head probably

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yummy gummies AHHH they sour :3

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sometimes i forget how active my discord is 🔥

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rate it y’all

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telling someone to eat shit is crazy i mean that’s poo we’re talking about

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being spicy white is so fun cuz people assume you have no culture and then boom they find out you’re irish and german 🇮🇪🇩🇪🔥

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wish me luck

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can someone give me 1 weed i just don’t care anymore and i’m tired of acting like i do

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need a girl like this

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dutch people are not real!

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i dont have any pronouns

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americans will do this and then wear shoes in their own home

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I cannot think of one scenario where I would walk barefoot in nyc

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why did i think giving a loading screen the silent treatment would make it load faster 😭😭

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didn’t get tucked in last night could this year get any worse

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i am weed

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“i don’t have the uber app can you order it?”

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dudes on tiktok

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that body of yours is preposterous

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SHE NAMED HIM AIR 😭😭

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drake did not start from the bottom he started from at least the middle

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don’t let dream see this

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im gonna be on SNL im so excited

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just saw a white dude

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i’m literally watching anime with my bitch right now

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i just checked my bank account and that shit said $ L,MA0.00

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hi can i get the anxiety and depression burger combo with ADHD fries?

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me and my girlfriend play candy crush and talk shit about people every night before bed

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told this girl about my day and she replied with “fun” i’m gonna cry 😭

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me after tweeting this

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twitter is in shambles over a random white dude cheating on his wife GUYS my dad been doing the same thing for years 😭

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oh god 🤦‍♂️😂 true

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me trying to be a youtuber in 2013

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accidentally said “large” at Starbucks and the barista spat in my face

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LADIES you’re really gonna let someone wearing THESE break your heart?

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i want raini rodriguez and ross lunch to be together

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dudes in the club after learning about unspoken rizz

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me and prince philip in like 1753

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just found out Bidens coming to my city i’m so hapy

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gm who’s single?

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sitting cross legged on the floor in my living room on ketamine listening to around the world by daft punk on repeat

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I DONT CARE I LOVE PLASTIC STRAWS

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if you’re in a serious relationship with a girl she should not have an instagram, that’s cheating 🙅‍♂️🤥

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new CLB album cover

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thx guys :D

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@thatmartinkid_ Happy Birthday! We hope you have an amazing day!

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ok is harry styles gay or not

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curse you eddie munson 😭

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some of y’all tweet just to tweet like STFU 💀💀

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please not the queen my whole world just shattered 💔

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i just know the kids in outerbanks smell like shit 💀

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i’m trying to start twitter beef i need enemies

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mcdonald’s sprite has 10 giga watts of electricity in that bich😭

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fuck alpha males, where my gamma males at?

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every picture of your dog is a nude

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we are about to witness some terrible jokes

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why are boobs not called chesticles

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if chef gordon ramsey saw this he’d kick my fucking ass 💀

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paper bendy straws? this is too far. i don’t wanna save the turtles anymore

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why am i on 9/11 tiktok

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“Are you ready for your rap lessons?” *Drake gulps* *Kendrick Lamar breathes heavily* *Kanye West nods nervously* *Playboi Carti sighs* “Yes, Eminem" they say in unison

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her: wyd? me: nm watching beverley hills chihuahua hbu?

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“back to the grind” and then they go and get a C minus

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god thank you so much for boobs 🙏

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i was spat on at the vidcon dreamsmp panel

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BITCH I JUST STUBBED MY PINKY TOE SKAKSHSHK

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i love walking into a bathroom stall where they forget to flush and taking credit for their poop

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🐸☕️

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