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@ladope__ We don’t care. There’s the rub.

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@RonFilipkowski I’m convinced she’s doing this on purpose to give Trump an appeal case for incompetence of counsel. How exactly else could you explain her still being there? Any defendant worth his salt would’ve made a motion to sever by now.

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@wheres_the_loot @briantylercohen That's because there was a fucking pandemic and nobody could drive.

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@BeOnePeople @JasonSCampbell Wait, Louie Gohmert was a judge? How is that possible?

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@BadLegalTakes That makes no sense at all. I mean, even if you have nothing to hide, that’s a massive invasion of your privacy.

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@jimeddy859 @MarshaBlackburn I think that if you vote against a spending plan and it passes, your state should not receive the money they would get. Because judging by your actions you clearly don’t want it.

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@DogRightGirl Okay, he’ll be treated like every other criminal defendant ordered to appear. Should they also run for President? That says more about your morals than his.

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@nastywomanco Cardio. It’s easy to get some when you’re running circles around them.

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@RexChapman I’ll still eat one. Doesn’t matter to me. That’s the thing. Fast food is what it is. You’re not eating it because it’s some great culinary delight; it’s cheap (usually), it’s easy, and it’s there. Whether or not you should be, well, you do you.

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@ksecus Of all the schools to do that. The one where four coeds were gunned down.

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@MuellerSheWrote Two points I wanna make: 1) it’s about fucking time 2) somehow clean shaven Jack Smith looks more intimidating than full bearded Jack Smith.

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@realTuckFrumper The DOJ should tell Jim Jordan “or else what?”

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@LadyJayPersists Also something you have to take into consideration: the man set the record because a) his dad was coach and b) he made sure he got the ball plenty every game. If Caitlin Clark had that kind of advantage that Pistol Pete had, she could’ve had his record in 2 years, never mind 3.

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@Acyn You know what I’m concerned with? Matt Gaetz’s continued presence as a legislator.

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@PoliticsVerse Who's the one who helped Trump's cause along more than anyone in the US in 2016? Chris Christie. Too late to repent now, big man. You shouldn't have done it and you need to reap what you helped sow.

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@BeNiiccee @jemelehill Candace Parker was on a whole other level. Not that Caitlin Clark can’t ball, but nobody was Candace Parker.

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@davidmweissman Oh my God, a Hispanic woman can afford a plane ticket! Call the National Guard! Call the Space Force!

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@BadLegalTakes Oh, this guy again. Saw this yesterday. My head still hurts.

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@RonFilipkowski But how does HE know? Hmm.

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@CherylLeeSays @RickAmericus @RyanShead You’re wearing the flag as clothing. That’s in violation of Flag Code.

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@ConSelfOwns Says “Sergiy”.

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@NBAinthezone @jemelehill I will note that the first person to bring up race was you.

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@Lynyrds_Mom @TheGoodLiars You respect people’s rights? YOU? Respect other people’s rights? YOU? RESPECT? Get real.

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@patriottakes Somebody needs to counter this with an expulsion motion for her. This is outrageous.

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@MysterySolvent Is it just me or do those boobs look incredibly lopsided?

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@TROLLINGisDUMB @ALT_uscis @Angry_Staffer @DevinCow @propornot My choice is @TROLLINGisDUMB .

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@SirWinston85 @AriDrennen Funny how you left out that there are signs in every PF locker room warning against taking pictures and consequences if you’re caught.

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@sirrelkinstein @PoliticsVerse He conceded that he didn’t want to have to pay for a recount. That doesn’t mean it’s over. The trigger was automatic. Now, whether or not it makes a difference is irrelevant. We need to see just how close this got.

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@mmpadellan They are in the tank with Trump, but DeSantis is an unlikeable prick who got his. This is what happens when all you have to run on is “I’m against things for no reason other than I don’t understand why people like them.”

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@General_Hogs @jeahmarsbars @jemelehill No, CRT is just something the GOP chose to latch itself onto as a scare tactic for the fragile white people that compose an overwhelmingly large portion of their voter base.

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@gregst75 @RexChapman Lots of people are drunks. Does that make this point any less valid?

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@ChaosPigeon1 An acquittal in a criminal court does not protect you from liability in a civil court. Suck it up Kyle.

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@LeftyLiteral @TristanSnell Okay, who among us here is legit surprised? Nobody? Okay then.

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@JGaddis59 @NaomiBiden You supported a terrorist attack against the Capitol on 1/6. No more needs to be said.

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@DanApeMan @ChidiNwatu @BarackObama Neither is paying for Twitter.

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@TrendingLiberal See, the difference was we knew Hunter was up to some shit. And that Hunter was his own man and still is his own man. Nothing changes anything about what Trump did. Whatever the peak of Hunter’s wrongdoing is, Trump will always be able to say “hold my beer”.

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@B_Effin_G This is how you know it was a fancy car. There's a lighter in the side door ashtray. Buddy of mine had a Buick like this. Grandma's Skylark not only had the ashtrays in the side, but there was one in the back of the center console for backseat smokers.

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@the_vello Meanwhile his opponent is still trying to figure out how to pump gas.

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@BrayDuncan64081 @emptywheel Every bit of that is a lie.

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@LovelyLola1313 @JoJoFromJerz With a steel toed boot.

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@patriottakes If she wants control of the Senate she should be bitching at her party to put up candidates that aren't total scumfuckers!

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@nodqdotcom He ain’t buff and he looks like he’s been on some stuff.

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@AdamParkhomenko I applaud Senator Schatz. If I was giving that speech I definitely would’ve sworn on the floor of the Senate.

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@notcapnamerica If evil had a face, Trevian Kutti’s would be in the running. Look at the malevolent glee there. Yikes.

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@WindsorBeaver @patriottakes There’s no correlation between his BBB downgrade and his Trump support. That happened way before he even got involved.

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@omegaichiban @d_weezy @AceHardware Answers. That’s not the point, and....that’s not the point.

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@DWinSTL @careygarneau @Db88Fan @TomiLahren So giving money to a family planning organization is bad and donating to what's become a support group for domestic terrorism is good. Gotcha.

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@NunesAlt DeSantis is somehow a better option? It’s like trading hemorrhoids for jock itch.

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@Tn_patriot1796 This isn’t entertaining. This isn’t even worth the time it wasted on television.

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@davidmweissman My mom is almost four years older than my dad, and my brother’s wife is older than him by a couple years. What of it?

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@patriottakes He looks like a dude who spends more time outside the Target in a van, if you know what I mean

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@NBAinthezone @jemelehill I’m not. Did she mention race in that post? No. Did you in yours? Yes.

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@undergradwoman @spud_happy @GregCasar @MeidasTouch @GregAbbott_TX Good lord. They’re satire. Satire is protected speech. Hustler Magazine v. Falwell. Abbott, however, isn’t being satirical.

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@RonFilipkowski And then when we can’t prevent the next 9/11, can we charge her and everyone who votes for it as accessories to murder?

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@RpsAgainstTrump Well, kick them out of the caucus. Then maybe we can work with your side.

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@patriottakes I really want to know what is actually going through these people’s minds sometimes.

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@MeidasTouch So that’s why Gym Jordan wasn’t keen on being open about this guy.

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@StephenM Hey Stephen: How does it feel knowing your movement just got a swift kick in the gut with a steel toed boot with spiked toes?

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@MuellerSheWrote @DebiPennyLane He keeps saying Chinatown like a dog whistle. Thinks if he says it enough people will associate Biden with China.

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@JoJoFromJerz To steal a line from Eminem, “save it boy, we got you on tape”.

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@RyanShead And if someone said that they were gonna kill me if they saw me again, I’m getting the hell out of there. AR or no AR. I love how everyone who supports him brings up the nice things he did that night, as if it mitigates in any way what he did later. He got away with it.

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@realTuckFrumper Stew needs a good long nap.

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@Eloriel @tedlieu If the potential political future of your client is at stake, you make damn sure everything is right. Even spelling. Typos are not an excuse.

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@FordJohnathan5 @selectttt But as we know, Donald Trump isn’t deterred. The award could be all of the money on earth and he’ll still do it.

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@plaidgiraffapus @CalltoActivism Or if sweeping the ground would contain it? Oh wait. That’s for wildfires. Never mind.

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@PatriotHik @cathyob1 @DashDobrofsky They did not “murder an unarmed woman”. They defended themselves from an attack by domestic terrorists. Ashli Babbitt was a terrorist. Kyle Rittenhouse was also a terrorist.

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@MichaelW1ll1s @USConst_Amend_I It doesn’t protect one from consequences related to something one says. If it did, libel and slander laws would not exist.

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@AdamVonderau @SarahSpain 6 years, 0 followers.

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@patriottakes Guess I know where I’m not eating.

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@mysty723 @davenewworld_2 The only appropriate sentence was prison. Sorry.

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@GenoVeno73 @ChuckCallesto Epoch Times is toilet paper.

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@adamtebrugge They voted for him. I have no sympathy.

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@txradioguy @RonFilipkowski Isn't it funny how the people who crow the loudest about free speech don't know what the First Amendment says?

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@ACTBrigitte I don’t wanna hear from him. Why doesn’t he put his money where his mouth is and go back to the state he claims as his residence and help out? That might show some leadership skills.

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@Manny7291957 @AmoneyResists We didn't claim a stolen election and try to overthrow the government to get what we wanted.

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@a_saeed58 @OccupyDemocrats Biden didn’t steal the election.

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@cmdicely @RonFilipkowski I think we’ve established, though, that Alina Habba skipped class the day they taught judicial ethics in law school.

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@MikeDostalDrums @MuellerSheWrote So? We can still get that some other way. Take the victory however small and let the cap remain an issue.

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@HamburglarMn @jemelehill A) coronavirus B) his state is in a historic deep freeze it doesn’t know how to handle C) he is one of its two representatives in the Senate, piggybacking off of B

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@realTuckFrumper They really pick winners in the GOP these days, don’t they.

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@PBSpiritGirl @Outy5000 @actualchambers @OldManLefty1 So was OJ and so was Casey Anthony.

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@DearAuntCrabby @BreezeJenifa Suck it up, Pam. You’re only gonna be in there for two months. You’re a fortunate woman.

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@Anxious2KCowboy @MaddowBlog @jmartNYT What the fuck difference does it make?

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@RonFilipkowski See, this is how you peacefully protest. Notice no guns, no storming of the Florida State Capitol, no breaking and entering.

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@Brando_Garrett2 @RexChapman Oh great. The semantic argument again. Is a republic also not a democracy, just in a different form?

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@blouiem @MayoIsSpicyy Believing chocolate milk comes from brown cows is just weird. Believing TFG is the second coming is at the very least blasphemous and at the very most sociopathy.

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@MajesticResists The choice was the future of our country or the death of our country as we knew it. I chose the future, and I will never be sorry for that choice.

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@USConst_Amend_I So the framers used incomprehensible gibberish. Gotcha.

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@StocksBookBre @jemelehill So if Dawn Staley said that there wouldn’t have been a backlash? Gimme a goddamned break.

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@RancidGinger If there wasn’t anything resembling a wholehearted apology in there I’d have said “oh, I’m sorry, I would love to, but there’s that little thing about suing me for custody I just ain’t gonna forgive you for.”

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@MysterySolvent As expected. But not for the reason why most might think; Biden could nominate Jesus Christ for Supreme Court and they’d still vote no.

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@notcapnamerica Alex’s fro was quite legendary in its time, one can’t deny. Don’t remember if it was natural or not.

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@MeachamDr @TheRickWilson Oh please. Like he owns a microwave.

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@COPDLiving @aintscarylarry @MarindaVannoy1 That’s not supporting free speech. You shouldn’t have to pay money to ensure that. By the way, you only need to hit the space bar once in between words.

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@MayoIsSpicyy Sure it’s a rumor? I imagine he’s gone through several dozen packs of extra absorbent Depends by this point.

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@MrazCBS @ericthewheeler When you said "both sides are right".

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@RonFilipkowski Okay. What exactly is going on here? Like seriously. I’m confused.

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