Allen Covert @thatallencovert Twitter profile

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Allen Covert

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3 months

This picture sums up why one was President and the other wasn’t.

Link Lauren

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3 months

I chatted with Bill. Hillary unamused. More updates forthcoming.

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Joe Biden is not a “decent” man and never has been. He’s an arrogant idiot who convinced a small state to send him to DC where he has grifted for decades. He ignores one of his grandchildren. He sniffs kids and gropes women. He is a liar and a thief. #quitlying

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@osullivanauthor DeSantis has a BA from Yale and Law Degree from Harvard. He served in the Navy as JAG and in Combat. I don’t think he’s that concerned about facing a hair gelled male Barbie doll in anything. Especially in governing a large state.

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@JFG0995 Cool story. How was her Presidency?

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You’ve got a big set of balls talking about Trumps hair.

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@MilenaAmit Who knows. The fact that they are stuck together is so funny.

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@tuckahoetommy @HillaryClinton Hitler liked dogs I hear. Every body has their moments I guess.

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26 days

She is against Free Speech. Fuck you if you vote for her.

Clown World ™ 🤡

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29 days

Kamala will shut down X if she wins

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2 years

@feministabulous @nickconfessore Take the L. And add it to the word villain.

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@sfgaypatriot He knows people like him and hate her and it keeps him alive.

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Before he dies and achieves sainthood I would like to point out that Jimmy Carter legitimized a corrupt election in Venezuela that kept Chavez in power 26 years ago. Today his successor is using the Venezuelan military to steal another one. Good job Jimmy.

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Why is @PatriciaHeaton a louder voice for Jews than all the famous Jews in Hollywood. Your silence is despicable. You should all be ashamed of yourselves. Leftism is your religion. Fear is your guiding principle.

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2 months

Me watching the DoorDash guy make a wrong turn.

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4 months

But I was told very clearly that it’s about some piece of land.

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@nypost

4 months

Horrifying video shows NYC anti-Israel protester man telling Jewish people: ‘I wish Hitler was still here, he would’ve wiped all you out’

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This guy claims to be an FBI agent. He wouldn’t identify himself. I think he’s an impersonator. Anyone know him? He was “investigating” an online post. He should be fired.

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28 days

So men pretending to be women are upset that women are pretending to be men pretending to be women and making more money at it.

Kiyana 🏳️‍⚧️

@SlayzKiana

29 days

Seeing cis girls shoving dildos in their pants and pretending to be trans for money makes me so annoyed. My gender isn’t your costume 🙄

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@thegeneralsordi So mad.

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JD Vance is weird, creepy, and controlling.

Hillary Clinton

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2 months

If Republican leaders don't enjoy being called weird, creepy, and controlling, they could try not being weird, creepy, and controlling.

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@Titania977 She has zero charm to turn in. That’s always been her problem. She’s just unlikeable.

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@thatallencovert

2 months

Seriously. If you have a problem with @pnjaban you are just dumb. She is constantly fighting and winning for you and you don’t even know it. We need more people like her and fewer of the idiots.

Wokal Distance

@wokal_distance

2 months

This woman, who gave the Sikh Prayer at the RNC, is Harmeet Dhillon ( @pnjaban ), is one of the most important conservative activists and lawyers in America: -She filed lawsuits to stop Stay-at-home order during COVID -Defended James Damore when google fired him -Sued Antifa on

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Allen Covert

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27 days

How can you save your marriage if you can’t abort the Nannie’s baby that you fathered? Vote for Men to be able to vacuum up their mistakes and walk away unscathed.

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@DouglasEmhoff

28 days

The stakes of this election couldn't be higher. It's time for men to step up for reproductive freedom.

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Allen Covert

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14 days

I produced this at HappyMadison. Spade is ridiculously funny and it’s very non pc. Check it out if you want some laughs.

Netflix Is A Joke

@NetflixIsAJoke

14 days

anyone up for a swim? 🎥 Father of the Year on Netflix

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@BradleyWhitford @CherylHines Hey Brad you cheated on your wife multiple times and divorced her via text. You’re a scumbag, predatory, misogynist. I hope you have a great day watching your JOY filled text messages to the mother of your children.

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3 months

Just so we are clear. It is June of 2024 and Jews are being chased, beaten, and blocked from their Synagogue in broad daylight in Los Angeles.

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@thatallencovert

3 months

@tuckahoetommy @HillaryClinton I don’t get my opinions from the internet. I know way too many people who worked for both of them. But ask yourself this, if she’s so great how did the dumbest grifter on the planet (according to your side) beat her?

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Allen Covert

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2 years

My newest promise is that if I am elected President everyone who tried to get us to eat bugs will be allowed to eat only bugs starting the day I am sworn in. #billgateseatsbugs #forthechildren

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@ThisIsFRSH Her unwillingness to act like a human?

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@thatallencovert

2 months

Why did Trump pick a guy who can calmly and clearly destroy Dana Bash and her talking points while also criticizing Kamala’s judgement? Why did he pick this whacko? We’re doooooooomed. Go make phone calls today. Wear a Trump hat or shirt even. Just spread the word at least. LFG!

Jorge Bonilla

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2 months

WATCH: CNN's Dana Bash, frustrated after getting her Stolen Valor questions and whataboutist followups wrapped around her head by @JDVance , desperately moves to abortion.

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Why are all male feminists like @BradleyWhitford such misogynistic predators? What a fucking douchebag loser. His best work was playing himself in Billy Madison.

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4 months

Proud dad. Proud daughter.

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@thatallencovert

4 months

Congrats to my oldest daughter Hannah. You are awesome.

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So how many of the abortions at the DNC were to save the life of the mother?

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@kimmie_c_ I am still laughing at: Have you had you’re hearing checked

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17 days

“Because getting the nanny pregnant shouldn’t ruin my life!”

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18 days

Caption this:

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@thatallencovert

4 months

My father had dementia. I don’t need MAGA to tell me what someone with it looks and acts like.

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@nypost

4 months

Biden aides, Dems blame ‘MAGA Republicans’ for brutal report on president’s cognitive decline

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4 months

@redsteeze @assliken He is the saddest sight to see. He is worse than Kristol or Kinzinger because he is only known because of his ex wife’s connection to Trump. He didn’t even do it on his own merits.

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Allen Covert

@thatallencovert

2 years

You will learn how to bury stories that are inconvenient for your friends. How to pick photos that make your political enemy look bad. And best of all you learn that sometimes you can just make shit up. Remember we decide what’s news.

Sammy Westfall

@sammy_westfall

2 years

apps are open for @washingtonpost 's 2023 summer internship! they're due late sept! open positions span the newsroom—incl. photo, design, reporting, audience & more. I was a foreign desk reporting intern last year & am always available to answer any q's!

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@thatallencovert

2 years

Stop encouraging and facilitating the Trafficking of children!

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@TPostMillennial

2 years

Savanah Hernandez details the shocking claim of a Biden whistleblower who says migrant children are being left with improperly identified adults across the USA. Read more:

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My niece was going to be born with a sever disability which included brain damage. My sister in law chose life. She just received a full athletic scholarship to Loyola Marymount and she’s only a junior.

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3 months

Women posting massive wins!

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1 month

Every speech she makes sounds like Billy Madison talking about the Industrial Revolution.

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1 month

Kamala is uniquely awful. She’s not smart, charming, or talented. The more voters hear her voice, the less they’ll want to support her. All downhill from here. Keep the faith.

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2 years

Whatever happened to that annoying Swedish kid that yelled at everyone about destroying the planet?

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21 days

Dear Leftists, Dick Cheney is a War Profiteer right? His loyalty is to Halliburton, remember? He is Satan incarnate, isn’t he? He knows who is going to butter Halliburton’s bread and it ain’t Trump. Suckers. Ha ha ha ha.

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Steve Bannon is in prison for this.

K-Doll

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BREAKING: Fani Willis has officially DEFIED her congressional subpoena. Will they throw her in prison?

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2 years

@karol Parks and beaches were closed. When they finally opened little league only parents were allowed and the kids had to wear masks. We couldn’t go to restaurants, movies, or anything else. We lived it so don’t try to tell us we’re crazy. /2

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Fuck anyone who says the right promotes violence. All of the political violence is from the left. Start fighting back.

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2 months

This is why Trump went to Chicago. This is one account with over a million followers. There are so many of these influencers who have been red pilled over the last three years. He only needs a bigger percentage.

Trump just DESTROYED this rude Anchor in front of EVERYONE!

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25 days

Unlike most people in Hollywood, the more Jenna Ortega talks the more I like her.

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Jenna Ortega Says Women Should Have Their Own Franchises: "I Don’t Want 'Jamie Bond'"

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The worst part about being an adult who went to see Slipknot last night is the 8:30 am little league game this morning.

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3 months

I am old enough to remember when people thought Trump walked in to a trap by agreeing to the debate rules.

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I’m not saying that my Saturday went off the rails somewhere but I had Lucky Charms and Candy Corn for dinner.

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@LibertyCappy @AaronWorthing So I have over a thousand books but only six guns. I am starting a go fund me so the guns can catch up. I want to be part of the problem.

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He has reached the final stage of TDS. The media supports Trump and protects him.

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@mcuban

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No question, the MSM protects the republican candidate by not reporting on what he literally says. If anyone else used the exact same language, they would dismiss them as incoherent, senile, incompetent or worse. Good job ⁦ @ParkerMalloy ⁩

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My daughter’s first and only boyfriend left for college today and she is devastated. My 16 year old has her first date tonight. Raising girls is hard. Especially for a jaded, grumpy, and single old man.

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2 years

@SallyMayweather This would be the top rated show on television if it aired live.

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I’d buy a 20 million dollar house on the beach in Florida if I could.

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Mark Cuban tells @WIRED he would buy Twitter/X if he could.

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@sfgaypatriot I don’t know. I hear he’s very personable.

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Everything Trump said today was for the leaners in the black community. People who aren’t quite there yet but some of their friends and family are. People online are the ones distracted by Project 2025 and making Kamal. Trump just keeps showing up and making his case.

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What an asshole.

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@StephenKing

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Oops. SpaceX launches are on hold after a booster rocket toppled over in flames while landing Wednesday.

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Dear @elonmusk if you had an X phone with its own search engine I will ditch Apple and Google instantly. Let’s get an integrated system going that can’t be turned off by any government worldwide.

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2 years

Are you awake now?

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Kamala needs Shapiro because @ScottPresler has been in Pennsylvania single handedly registering voters and flipping counties voter rolls. Help out instead of giving up.

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I refuse to dunk on Corey Feldman. As a child he was drugged and molested by pedophiles in Hollywood. His best friend was driven to suicide by the abuse. His claims were mocked and as a severely damaged adult the abuse continues. If you ever met him your heart would break.

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Thought I was suspended on both accounts. Turned out I wasn’t connected to wifi. I did not Wake and Bake. I also don’t have dementia like my daughter has suggested.

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I think Kamala peaked before the convention. She has to speak tonight. It’s all downhill from here for her.

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2 months

Okay, but did you 80’s like I did?

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@caroljsroth

2 months

Okay, but did you 80s (or early 90s) like I did?

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It looks like @Shanemgillis and @TheoVon doing a buddy comedy.

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@assliken

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Hey my friends think you’re cute The friends:

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Did they not know he was this good? Did they actually believe the spin? All of the hosts seemed flustered.

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JD Vance: "The person who wants to be our president ought to sit down for some tough interviews."

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I love that Josh Shapiro threw his religious faith in the garbage and trashed the only democracy in the Middle East for power and didn’t get it. Serves you right.

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They blew their dicks off. I still can’t believe that really happened.

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@realgirl_fieri @owlneverforgetu But that’s not what happened. He complimented his wife and you melted down on the internet. His comment had nothing to do with you. Get over yourself.

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I am the old guy you see eating breakfast alone at IHOP. No one is bothering me with dumbness. I am happy.

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Americans simping for EU censors are disgusting.

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This is Kamala’s entire campaign strategy. Lie and then be proud it worked.

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Beyoncé. She wasn’t there. But starting that rumor built a bigger audience, didn’t it?

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I will donate and volunteer for any type of “rapid response team” to defend Temple’s and Jewish neighborhoods in LA. I am a terrible organizer but I have free time and anger.

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I am not toning any rhetoric down. Besides the campaign stuff the left has also been screaming anti-Semitic shit in the streets since October 7th of last year. Just fuck off. All of you.

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@bpolitics @niamalikah @opinion My dog doesn’t lick his OWN balls this hard.

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To all the people who seem to think Kamala did well last night, it’s medication time. Please report to the nurses window.

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I heard Lindsey Graham told Tim Walz to tone it down a little.

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2 months

Who is a character you are slowly turning into?

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Who is the Character you are slowly turning into?

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What a loser.

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“ @elonmusk showed his total disrespect for Brazilian sovereignty and, in particular, for the judiciary, setting himself up as a true supranational entity and immune to the laws of each country,” de Moraes wrote. Because he is a weird and entitled billionaire tech bro. Tax him

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New theory: people who say they won’t vote for Trump because of JD Vance were never voting for Trump,

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I am going to see Despicable Me 4 tomorrow and I am excited. I am taking my son and his friend so I went to the bank yesterday and took out a loan.

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@thatallencovert

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Not watching the debate but scrolling through twitter an hour in is the way to go. Jill refusing to leave the WhiteHouse after they give Joe the 25th amendment is going to be the perfect ending to all of this.

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@thatallencovert

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If you think Harrison Butker is a problem for his team and you don’t mention the fact that the same team has domestic violence problems then you are a religious bigot.

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The Harrison Butker extension… making him the highest paid kicker….underscores the inherent truth of the NFL: the better you are at the job the more a team is willing to put up with pure and simple.

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This is my friend Neal and his daughter celebrating his 60th birthday. He is the same age as Tim Walz. Can some explain WTF happened to Tim? I look like shit and Walz still looks ten years older than me.

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I posted something about the Wayans family the other day and how huge their impact was on comedy. People don’t talk enough about Damon. He was such a great standup. His sketch comedy characters were gigantic. Just a real powerhouse.

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They hit Biden with that pure Covid. Straight from the lab. Hunter is probably already in hiding. Jill is pretending to be a sofa so no one sees her.

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If you wake up and start scrolling through your For You page by accident your day starts much differently. Apparently I am a confused leftist who watches Joy Reid and follows that fucking Brooklyn dad guy.

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If you’re still talking about Trump and cat memes but not about the angry rhetoric spewed by the press every day then you are responsible for the attempted assassination.

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I want to go to England and see Oasis but I don’t want to go to England.

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Where was JLO when her fiance Diddy was doing his “freak offs”?

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If the only thing accomplished by the cat eating story is that it raises people’s awareness of Alf then it is a huge win.

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Stop Asian Hate! Vote for Hung Cao and show these white supremacists that hate isn’t welcome here.

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@timkaine

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Virginia Republicans have officially nominated Hung Cao to run against me. He’s a MAGA extremist who looks out for himself first—not Virginians. He won’t show up for them.

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The Mossad blowing up terrorists pagers is like something out of a Looney Tunes cartoon.

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4 months

Happy 16th birthday to my amazing daughter Abby!

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4 months

Compare this to the anti-semites wreaking havoc on college campuses. This is why I am voting for Trump.

Joel Berry

@JoelWBerry

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A DC judge just sentenced 75-year-old Paulette Harlow, who is in poor health, to 2 years in prison for praying outside an abortion clinic. Her husband fears she might die there.

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@DavidSacks @PolitiBunny @JDVance How soon do they stop having JD on after his complete annihilation of all three hosts?

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White Dudes for Harris is the first time some of these guys turned the camera around and actually filmed themselves. IYKYK

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