. @texasinmysprite Twitter profile

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That is funk master flex lmaooo

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LMFAOOO?

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LMFAO

⚜️The B-U-N™⚜️

@BayouBun

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Vince Staples top 2 funniest nigga in hip hop and I can’t tell you who funnier

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@YouNeedJesus_ Batch of women God left us with

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We live!

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please quote tweet a video that never ceases to make you laugh… i need a good laugh right now.

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Looking at the bill Cosby star is crazy LMAO

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Nooooooooooooooooo I love my locs now.

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Me whenever she has me blocked on twitter but still be checking my page for “clues”

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2 years

You after you saw all the quotes on this tweet:

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@VegasZay_420

2 years

You homophobic ñiggas be missing out on a good time. I went to a gay bar last night and got totally fucked up without spending a cent. Now granted I did have to turn down several offerings of bussy, but all in all it was fun as fuck.

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Jamarcus Russell said he be doing kush ups daily that had me crying

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I’m crying

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Local Orchid Expert 🪙

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Them Andre from Victorious clips with SahBabii playing in the background be having me in tears

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Wemby kept the lights on lol

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@TheDunkCentral

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Victor Wembanyama's former team, Metropolitans 92, has gone bankrupt, per @BasketNews_com “According to a report from Le Parisien, Metropolitans 92 have informed the French basketball authorities that they can no longer participate in any competition.” 😳

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Stealing from goodwill Is egregious

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This Klay Podcast P episode dope

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2 years

The TL about to be gambling on football and it’s about to be hilarious

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2 years

The first three words of this tweet is insane

Randyn

@RandomRan__

2 years

I’m just dickriding the same way y’all was dickriding when 6ix9ine folded, now y’all mad I’m calling Gunna a rat 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Rap Alert

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Lil Baby’s “Low Down” re-enters the Billboard Hot 100 reaching a new peak at #50 3 years after its release.

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1 year

Me thinking I found the one until she do some dumbass shit

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@Zazamyodor

1 year

Fellas explain your dating life in football terms

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Life has been interesting lol

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Burna boy be jamming lol

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@SuperiorNBA

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What’s next for Baker Mayfield?

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21 savage.

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@LaflareTMC

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Who taking over for Queen Elizabeth?

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I can’t tweet in peace without being watched

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2 years

You are a šeriâl kïłłēr

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@BigGloFrm44

2 years

Socks in the pool a flag on the play but I don’t care lmaoooo

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1 year

Dawg?

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2 years

Lmfaooo they sent him side quests

Shams Charania

@ShamsCharania

2 years

Sources: Nets have delivered Kyrie Irving six items he must complete to return to team: - Apologize/condemn movie - $500K donation to anti-hate causes - Sensitivity training - Antisemitic training - Meet with ADL, Jewish leaders - Meet with Joe Tsai to demonstrate understanding

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Clingy women >

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I want her (this for 3 different women)

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Whew

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That’s my problem I don’t take anybody seriously lol. Girl could confess her true feelings for me but in my head I be like “she’s not for real but this sounds great”

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Be a lady.

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I would’ve threw up

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@famouslos32

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Weird

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NCAA March Madness

@MarchMadnessMBB

2 years

Congratulations to Jerome Tang on being named Naismith Coach of the Year 👏 @NaismithTrophy

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When she ask me to explain a tweet and we don’t even go together

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@ibukun_xi

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You can’t post a picture and expect people to understand

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They wrong af showing this

Awful Announcing

@awfulannouncing

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Steve McMichael is officially inducted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame. 🏈❤️

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1 year

I was never loved by a good woman

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@mentaldrainera

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my bf mentioned he wanted a donut and i spent 5 hours making them from scratch😭

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Colorado OLine better start taking their degree path seriously

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Rique.

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Yo lol

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Spike tv had all the elite shows

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If we can’t joke around don’t even follow me dawg lol

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Women that make your life better >

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Look up anything by Quan Millz.

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You sharing this on the TL

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@ThottiestHoe

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I was painting my nails and I had my boyfriend pull my pants down so that I could pee and I had him wipe for me , tell me why he tried to eat me out when he was done wiping ….

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About to plug this baby in and run my pops fade lol

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This the one

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My hate for Cole Caufield grows

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Peons

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The Emeka Okafor jersey is crazy

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HELICOPTER SWAG

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Lmaoooo

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Me after I taste her homemade enchiladas

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You fat as fuck if you take a bite of food & start dancing

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Degree debates Splitting rent $200 dates Opening the car doors “Do black men actually like black women”

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That Maybach music sound effect got me crying

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thick thigh lover

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Show me that Tiktok video that cracks you up😂

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Job market shit Rent is crazy Gambling is rigged lol

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@em_Lazzy

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Why is our generation so unhappy?

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Lmfaooo boy rat shit

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DJ Uiagalelei, I’m gonna need you to #StepInsideMyOffice

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I already expect some folks to do some peon ass shit so I don’t be surprise when it actually happens

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I’m crying

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That Morgan Wallen ngga had me like this on ‘broadway girls’

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LMFAO bro funny as hell

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What’s the funniest tweet of all time

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Free Kareem hunt and let him go to another team (for fantasy purposes)

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A nigga from Waffle House gon line up against Derrick Henry in the Oklahoma drill and d!3

Texas 2024 South Natty Champs

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If they bring pros vs joes back I’m going crazy .

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Imma follow some of y’all on my old account. They plotting I see.

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@EdwardDiaz95 Yeah I’m still shocked at Corey striking out but they were being very aggressive in the first inning

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Bro about to be working at Arbys

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YBN Nahmir previews a new song.

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I’m legit crying.

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LMFAOOOOOOO some cartoon ass shit

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Everybody in this btch need to be arrested

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I knew max fried POs was a bad idea bum ass couldn’t get two more outs

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Here’s lil Wayne performing his verse on dey know remix

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How’s Mack Maine not under surveillance still lmaooo

Fyeclips *Sethy P

@fyeclip2

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YOUNG MONEY - EVERY GIRL (2009)

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Cold.

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Dov Kleiman

@NFL_DovKleiman

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𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: #Texans star WR Stefon Diggs allegedly had an affair with world-famous rapper Cardi B while she was 8 months pregnant. (via @Akademiks )

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“These swaggy ass niggas” got me crying lmaoo

Supervillain.

@TheRockwell

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Prime better hit the portal for some fundamental ass borderline racist white LBs. These swaggy ass niggas are dogshit in run coverage.

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A Peaceful woman dawg please I’m tired of crazy women @God

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DiscussingFilm

@DiscussingFilm

1 year

First poster for ‘INVINCIBLE’ Season 2.

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I want one @God

The CR7 Timeline.

@TimelineCR7

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Georgina in the stands.

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“FILET MEAN YAWN” lmfaoooooooo

#REALHATER

@GLOSAY_GANG

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WOMEN BE LOOKIN LIKE FILET MEAN YAWN IN A $50 FIT WHILE MEN LOOK LIKE WELL DONE FLANK STEAKS IN A $50 FIT

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For mama.

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WHAT

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@iamkevingates

2 years

Yes mam,Right away mam 💪 #DickAlliNYoStomach

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Bruh I need two points from Tyrese Haliburton

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