DaddyLongLegz👩🏾‍🦲 @tessa_mugenya Twitter profile

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DaddyLongLegz👩🏾‍🦲

@tessa_mugenya

3 months

Haiti pls remind them why you were the first country to gain independence from colonial rule, SHOW THEM SHEGE!!!

BreakThrough News

@BTnewsroom

3 months

BREAKING: The first 400 Kenyan police officers have arrived in Haiti to be the backbone of the US-engineered and funded occupation, designed to keep Haiti mired in poverty.

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@tessa_mugenya

5 years

My man: *exists* My vagina:

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@tessa_mugenya

4 years

It would be a disgrace to my dreams for me not to hop on to this, so here’s my #VogueChallenge with 2 of these shoots with my fav photographer @denismvvangi ✊🏾❤️

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@tessa_mugenya

4 years

I once texted a nigga who said coo instead of cool, had to block that owl

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DaddyLongLegz👩🏾‍🦲

@tessa_mugenya

4 years

I’m so very sorry to anyone who has lost someone💔💔💔💔 May they Rest In Peace🙏

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@tessa_mugenya

4 years

There’s absolutely no shame in taking longer to finish your undergrad, wewe maliza tu💯

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DaddyLongLegz👩🏾‍🦲

@tessa_mugenya

4 years

May this year be the last year you are broke🙌🏾

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DaddyLongLegz👩🏾‍🦲

@tessa_mugenya

4 years

Niggas wanna be toxic so bad like I promise you, it’s ok to be a good person💀

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DaddyLongLegz👩🏾‍🦲

@tessa_mugenya

3 years

Ladies, if the ice in you’re drinking is not floating, it’s likely spiked, pls take note

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DaddyLongLegz👩🏾‍🦲

@tessa_mugenya

4 years

Me acting as a chandelier in that house😭😭

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DaddyLongLegz👩🏾‍🦲

@tessa_mugenya

5 years

Me soon

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DaddyLongLegz👩🏾‍🦲

@tessa_mugenya

5 years

Ok where can I get this😭

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DaddyLongLegz👩🏾‍🦲

@tessa_mugenya

4 years

These them home-car-restaurant-car-home shoes

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@PRADAXBBY

4 years

heels and anklets

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DaddyLongLegz👩🏾‍🦲

@tessa_mugenya

4 years

They’re babies....

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@bumpyswift

4 years

we can all agree that Kulture ended him

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DaddyLongLegz👩🏾‍🦲

@tessa_mugenya

2 years

No matter where you go on this planet, you will always find a Nigerian, Ghanaian and a Kenyan, trust😂

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DaddyLongLegz👩🏾‍🦲

@tessa_mugenya

5 years

Shake before you sit was a very dangerous game wtf 😂😂💀

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@tessa_mugenya

5 years

‘Women are not supposed to-‘

ᴅᴀɴɪᴇʟᴀ ♕

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5 years

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@tessa_mugenya

4 years

Bold of you to think we have fathers🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ralph 😈

@ralphdeyforyou

4 years

Being rude to men will only earn you more years in your father's house sis. Calm down.

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DaddyLongLegz👩🏾‍🦲

@tessa_mugenya

3 years

Removes the burden of texting often, you call we piga stoooory then we leave each other alone until the next time

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DaddyLongLegz👩🏾‍🦲

@tessa_mugenya

4 years

I really like my face😍

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@tessa_mugenya

5 years

The best relationship to have with your parents is long distance tbh 💀💀💀 they only know what you tell them

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DaddyLongLegz👩🏾‍🦲

@tessa_mugenya

5 years

Imagine coming to complain online because you can’t catch a whine, machossss💀

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@kingNyamu

5 years

Wasichana mwache kunyimana whines, matako si sabuni, haitaisha ukisuguana

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DaddyLongLegz👩🏾‍🦲

@tessa_mugenya

4 years

The high expectations my family has of me while not really giving me space to make mistakes and be ok with it is really crushing me

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DaddyLongLegz👩🏾‍🦲

@tessa_mugenya

3 years

No suicidal shit but shit be feeling pointless sometimes

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DaddyLongLegz👩🏾‍🦲

@tessa_mugenya

5 years

This is the best sleeping position and that’s on what??? PERIOD!

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DaddyLongLegz👩🏾‍🦲

@tessa_mugenya

4 years

IF YOU HAVE TO GET A WOMAN DRUNK TO TRY AND SLEEP WITH HER, YOU ARE A RAPIST!!!🗣🗣🗣

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DaddyLongLegz👩🏾‍🦲

@tessa_mugenya

4 years

Mimi hubambika when I see the green circle like awww, I’m gang🥺

🖤BAG.BABY✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿

@drayababy_

5 years

bomboclaat? 🌻

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DaddyLongLegz👩🏾‍🦲

@tessa_mugenya

4 years

Can we just decolonize all the landmarks, features and whatever else that were named after yt ppl in Kenya? It’s about time

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DaddyLongLegz👩🏾‍🦲

@tessa_mugenya

4 years

It’s in the name😌

Hazim Fareed 👑

@AliQuqiiz

4 years

I need to see a thread of Tall Ladies 😍😍😍😍😍

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DaddyLongLegz👩🏾‍🦲

@tessa_mugenya

6 years

I took these cute pictures last night🥰

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@tessa_mugenya

4 years

I just wanna give my mother everything she ever wanted

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DaddyLongLegz👩🏾‍🦲

@tessa_mugenya

5 years

Beginning vs. end of the decade💀💀 all we say is Hallelujah 😂🙏

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@tessa_mugenya

4 years

So my boyfriend and his family need your help. They are going through the most, almost lost their home have been abandoned by their dad. They need some hope, so pls donate and share this with as many people as possible, it would mean the world to them🙏🙏

Help Save the Chege Family, organized by Robin Theuri

Hello everyone, I hope this finds you well. Since the beginning of this COVID pandemic, life … Robin Theuri needs your support for Help Save the Chege Family

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DaddyLongLegz👩🏾‍🦲

@tessa_mugenya

5 years

“You should change into something more decent” “You’ve become so skinny, kwani you don’t eat?” “And what are your plans after college?”

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DaddyLongLegz👩🏾‍🦲

@tessa_mugenya

4 years

Being unnecessarily rude to teachers is not a flex

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DaddyLongLegz👩🏾‍🦲

@tessa_mugenya

6 years

Asking mum for permission in your friends’ presence to reduce the likelihood of her saying no ☺️>>>>>

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DaddyLongLegz👩🏾‍🦲

@tessa_mugenya

4 years

Financial freedom

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DaddyLongLegz👩🏾‍🦲

@tessa_mugenya

4 years

I can’t wait to dress like my Pinterest boards🥰

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DaddyLongLegz👩🏾‍🦲

@tessa_mugenya

4 years

You ever take nudes so good you fuck yourself🤤🤤

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@tessa_mugenya

2 years

I’m now in my mid 20s🥹 Happy 24th to me🥳🥳

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DaddyLongLegz👩🏾‍🦲

@tessa_mugenya

5 years

Kugongwa na tap on your lower back is top 2 pains and it ain’t number 2😫🥴

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DaddyLongLegz👩🏾‍🦲

@tessa_mugenya

3 years

To the girlies who like to say ‘mEn ArE bEtTeR fRiEnDs ThAn WoMeN’ lemme ask you, have you ever heard a guy say that about women?

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DaddyLongLegz👩🏾‍🦲

@tessa_mugenya

4 years

Were you given cod liver oil every night before you sleep or were you normal?

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DaddyLongLegz👩🏾‍🦲

@tessa_mugenya

5 years

Me packing up my books in the library after being on Twitter for 6 hours straight

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DaddyLongLegz👩🏾‍🦲

@tessa_mugenya

11 months

My name is Tessa from Kenya, and this is my art

David Macharia

@davidxmacharia

11 months

My name is David from Kenya, This is some of my art. ❤️

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DaddyLongLegz👩🏾‍🦲

@tessa_mugenya

5 years

Yo, this whole time I thought Bloo from Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends was a ghost but he was a blanket😪

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DaddyLongLegz👩🏾‍🦲

@tessa_mugenya

4 years

My silhouette >>>

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DaddyLongLegz👩🏾‍🦲

@tessa_mugenya

4 years

KUCHIPO CULTURE IS PART OF THE PROBLEM!!!!!

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@tessa_mugenya

5 years

How people make West Mall to be vs. when you actually see it

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Bombaclaat

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@tessa_mugenya

2 years

Things really start to click once you turn 23

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@tessa_mugenya

5 years

When you're hungry and remember all the food you never finished

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DaddyLongLegz👩🏾‍🦲

@tessa_mugenya

4 years

I TURN 22 TUHDAY!!🥳🥳🥳💁🏾‍♀️

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DaddyLongLegz👩🏾‍🦲

@tessa_mugenya

3 years

I had no business finding out that sexual kinks are hereditary 😭 guess I really do get it from my momma🤪

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@tessa_mugenya

4 years

3 fingers with a dash of tongue pls🙂

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4 years

Choose your fighter

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@tessa_mugenya

5 years

When you're telling stories and cracking jokes in class then you notice the TOD standing kwa window

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@tessa_mugenya

5 years

Tryna watch a horror movie and grab on a nigga’s dick for comfort😏

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@tessa_mugenya

5 years

I’d rather drink sawdust for the rest of my life🙂

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DaddyLongLegz👩🏾‍🦲

@tessa_mugenya

5 years

Please pray for me guys, things are tough 💔

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@tessa_mugenya

1 year

Me with Buoart, I’m obsessed😍

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DaddyLongLegz👩🏾‍🦲

@tessa_mugenya

5 years

My skin being gorgeous unprovoked 🥰

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DaddyLongLegz👩🏾‍🦲

@tessa_mugenya

4 years

Show us your maternity photos sir, for reference

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DaddyLongLegz👩🏾‍🦲

@tessa_mugenya

5 years

Friends who put you on to job opportunities!!! 😭😭😭❤️❤️ >>>>>

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DaddyLongLegz👩🏾‍🦲

@tessa_mugenya

4 years

Original tweet vs screenshot tweet on WhatsApp

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4 years

Bomboclaat

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@tessa_mugenya

5 years

So what???? Have you never seen a panty before in your life??🤨🤨 fucking weirdo!

Dr.Kamtu Ka Mbao™ 🇹🇿

@Benbella_kamtu

5 years

Eyes👁‍🗨 test zoom pale kwenye mapaja alafu useme umeona nini ama ya rangi gani?? 🙆‍♀️ 🙆‍♀️

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@tessa_mugenya

4 years

I was 18, it was on campus, the only Kenyan guy on campus

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@tessa_mugenya

5 years

Me in bed at 2 am randomly thinking about bad things happening to my family

I'm Aboki.

@Babangiida1

5 years

Bomboclaat

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@tessa_mugenya

5 years

I will accept nothing less of being loved LOUDLY and CONSISTENTLY

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3 years

If the onions on your burger are not sautéed they are just there for bad breath

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5 years

What if you’re the only person in the world and everyone else throughout time is just different incarnations of yourself existing at the same time?🤔

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4 years

Y’all really out here being below 5’9??? Can’t be me💀

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5 years

I know I'm going through it when my clothes start piling up on the chair

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@tessa_mugenya

5 years

S/o to anyone enduring toxic parents💕

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@tessa_mugenya

3 years

I hope people who haven’t had a break financially since the pandemic began or those who’ve had it worse since it started get a breakthrough, I’m rooting for all of you❤️

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DaddyLongLegz👩🏾‍🦲

@tessa_mugenya

3 years

One thing about me? I have the time to go through comments and quoted replied to block people :)

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@tessa_mugenya

6 years

Na shida ya kujaribu kudance na kijana kafupi ni najivunja magoti nikisquat kama niko kwa latrine😭😭

Theo

@Theo_mwangi

6 years

Shida ya kujaribu kudance na mdemu mrefu ni kusuguliwa kifua😭

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@tessa_mugenya

4 years

RELEASE THE ARRESTED PROTESTORS! RELEASE THE ARRESTED PROTESTORS! RELEASE THE ARRESTED PROTESTORS!

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@tessa_mugenya

6 years

I’m nothing short of solid gold ✨

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@tessa_mugenya

5 years

The ‘mtaachana tu’ doesn’t phase me😂😂 imma enjoy the experience regardless 🤷🏾‍♀️

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Chioma ❁

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1 year

10. Quote this with a 6secs video of yourself 😊

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6 years

Instagram saw them first 😅🥰

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@tessa_mugenya

4 years

I keep refreshing the TL very 5 seconds💀

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@tessa_mugenya

5 years

Playing with shadows☺️

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@tessa_mugenya

5 years

In my high school the St. John vs. Rangers beef was too real💀

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@tessa_mugenya

4 years

Black women, DO NOT settle for struggle love, ever.

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@tessa_mugenya

5 years

The World I Want Begins With Me

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@tessa_mugenya

5 years

Luo baby🥰

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@loiceyy

5 years

OKAY, Luo women my sisterss, JABERS now is your time to shine. This is a Luo women thread. Too many Luo women that are being slept on!!! 😍😍😍😍

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@tessa_mugenya

4 years

Whatever height a nigga tell you he is, subtract 4 inches🙂

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DaddyLongLegz👩🏾‍🦲

@tessa_mugenya

5 years

Slut shaming a fellow woman? In 2019? You deep deep in the sunken place

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@tessa_mugenya

4 years

Pretty gang act tf up😛

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@tessa_mugenya

4 years

Y’all KNOW I love me some Beyoncé but this whole homogenization of African culture is just weird and makes it seem like Africa was ‘perfect’ pre-colonization, it wasn’t

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@tessa_mugenya

5 years

You might think you’re doing me dirty, but you’re fumbling a very big bag

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@tessa_mugenya

4 years

Shoutout to people who struggle with self confidence and self esteem, you are awesome ✨

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@tessa_mugenya

4 years

Tweet for Kenyan creatives, y’all are just * ᶜʰᵉᶠ’ˢ ᵏᶦˢˢ *

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@tessa_mugenya

5 years

Style ain’t free 💋 | 📸 : @abwanydiallo 🥵🙌🏾

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@tessa_mugenya

4 years

While Anok Yai exists?????!

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4 years

This 19-year-old is 2020's 'Most Beautiful' woman in the world

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@tessa_mugenya

3 years

It’s appalling how some people are completely dissociated from the realities of everyday Kenyans, like how????

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@tessa_mugenya

4 years

This account loves and supports all black women, black queer women, black trans women, poor black women, disabled black women, because black women set my soul on fire and love me for who I am, and I will die on this grave

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@tessa_mugenya

4 years

FUCK SAUTI SOL FOR BEING ARROGANT DIVAS AND MESSING PEOPLE’S LIVELIHOODS AT A TIME OF ECONOMIC UNCERTAINTY AND USING COVID AS A SCAPEGOAT! FUCK YOUU!!!

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Wenye mulikuwa mnangojea chai... imeiva! 😏 The truth about what happened at Sol Saturday.. here is the link

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5 years

I’ve been sharing so many videos lately, love to see it🥰

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