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EMA & Signature Perfumes, Sneakers, Winter Wear, Ladies Dresses and Outfits ☎️

Away from single people

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Joined February 2011

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@terryndoro

Mukomana waBhinyadette

9 hours

Right zvatanga manje. Ndipeiwo maOrders enyu guys: Man United Man City Liverpool Arsenal Real Madrid Barcelona The quality you see is exactly what you get. Price $20. A deposit of $10 is required to secure your order. ☎️ 0774555485 /0786098630 📍 Eastgate Market E2

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@terryndoro

Mukomana waBhinyadette

12 days

Season yema jersey ebhora yakusvika. Tigare tazivisana kuti muZimbabwe ese aunowana ma Replica and we sell & wear them with pride. Kana uchida original unoriwana kuAddidas, Puma or Nike Shop. Tisazoisana pamuyedzo wekunetsera original pa$20 yandinenge ndichitengesa nayo😂

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@terryndoro

Mukomana waBhinyadette

3 years

Just here to remind you that I have a beautitul wife #ChooseDay

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

4 years

After lobola we going straight to court to sign them papers then head off kuhoneymoon. Vanoda kudya coleslaw tokutumirai mari yema ingredients mobika kumba kwenyu.

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

2 years

Good morning chef. Would you be so kind as to give me your number I'd like to inquire more about the me-n-u?

@Tha_Porcupine

Chi_Edible👅

2 years

Ma Chef Manyama!!🤭

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

2 years

16-04-2022 I feel like I lost 2 people, my friend and my mother. Rest in peace Mai Terry💔 🕊

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

2 years

Main Crush Monday ❤

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

3 years

Ndianiko anga achiombera maoko pakati pehusiku takarara?

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

3 years

The love of my life. Wishing you a happy birthday. Age with grace mami. Ndokuda.

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

2 years

Mwana wamuri kuseka iyeye ana baba vanotambira £1 690 000 per season...that time iwe vako baba hauvazive.

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@terryndoro

Mukomana waBhinyadette

6 years

Whites: There is a bit of salt in this food!!! Blacks: Ungati mawira mukadzi waLot

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

4 years

90s Kidz ya'll remember him?

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

3 years

Roki ngaachisiya mweya weChidzoka uzorore

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

3 years

Am I the only one who sees it? Baba Harare Mwana Harare

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

3 years

Akanaka ari mubrugwa magaro aya

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

3 years

Ndiri kutsvaga vezera rangu

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

6 years

Fellow Zimbabweans, when did we start calling mafresh chips "fries"?

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

4 years

Now I understand painzi mota yakakosha murudo😂

@tuttietoo

Tuttie Too

4 years

Blanket, basket, you and me.

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

6 years

Damn,thought I was being clever when I told my 3 baes that I'm comin back Saturday,Sunday and Monday respectively till they all suggested kut vada kuuya kuzonditambira mutown. Had to go back mutown today ndakatakura mabag angu izvezvi ndakamirira kutambirwa naBae #2 😆

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@terryndoro

Mukomana waBhinyadette

4 years

My life has changed drastically over the past year. Mostly for the good. I remember this time around 12 months ago I was sending my mum a message saying "chakati chapera can you send money." Thank God now the roles have reversed and um the one who gets to ask "kumba kukudiwei?"

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@terryndoro

Mukomana waBhinyadette

3 years

"Tikapedza chikoro obva wawana basa obva watanga kushanda obva wandirora handiti ka"

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

6 years

2 piecer - 9.50x2=$19 Minute Maid-5×2=$10 Total=$29 1kg Chicken=$7 Potatoes for 2=$2 2 litre Fanta=$5 Total=$14 My sisters we wanna take you out but zvakaomera munhu wese let's be reasonable please!

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

1 year

👀Julian Alvarez on Jack Grealish: "He drinks everything kana tumbwa…" [ @ESPNArgentina ]

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

2 years

Chisiyai mweya wembwa uzorore.

@JohnWickMovie

John Wick: Chapter 4

2 years

And so it begins... #JW4

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

4 years

You spent 4 sleepless nights at varsity tryna get that degree and you've been unemployed for over 2 years but you're afraid to speak up against your oppressors. You're afraid to let the world hear your voice. If you not with us then you're against us #ZimbabweanLivesMatter

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

3 years

Imagine Holy Ten saying good morning beautiful to your girlfriend with that deep voice apa iwe unotaura kunge munhu akumhanyiswa nembwa.

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

3 years

Kutorerwa moyo kuri easy so #WCW

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

2 years

Handisi mupurisa but nhasi ndaswera nemboma.

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

2 years

Gents, Monica gave us the cheat code.

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

3 years

Her.

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@hatiperi_wacho

MR MATAYI 👔

@hatiperi_wacho

3 years

Do you mind sharing what you are saving money for ?

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

4 years

Chef Crush Saturday

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

5 months

Tese tinawo maDegree vatete, nhasi iVale zuva revari murudo. Dai mamirira September nguva yema graduation.

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

6 years

Unpopular Opinion: If you don't want to pay lobola jus go and marry from other countries, tribes, ethnicities, races, cultures. If you want our Zimbabwean ladies then respect our culture and pay what is required!

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@terryndoro

Mukomana waBhinyadette

2 years

I feel sorry for the guy wandabvutira masinhi ake. Kune nzara kunze uku guys.

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

2 years

Vukani guys, today's my birthday. This is the day that God gave me to ya'll.

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

3 years

When you done day dreaming about marrying a rich Nigerian men, remember your boyfriend is busy thinking of ways to boycott valentines.

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

6 years

T.I went to jail, came out and made Paper Trail Lil Wayne went to jail, came out and made Carter IV Meek Meek went to jail, came out and made Champions Kujeri kune zviriko uku, ndakuda kumbokuedzawo ini😩

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

7 months

Hi!

@delilah__sh

Delilah

7 months

❤️✨

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

5 years

Finally introduced my girlfrend to my son. She freaked out and I was surprised myself. Thought after 3 years of dating she was finally ready to meet my 6 month old son😟

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

3 years

As a country we should just agree kuti the word "kuti" is an English word.

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

2 years

Klaus: Please, forgive the intrusion. My name is Klaus. Werewolf: You're the hybrid. Klaus: You've heard of me. Fantastic.

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

2 years

About yesterday

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

2 years

So my landlord gave me 25% of my rent back as chema. Told me we have been living together for 2 years now and we've become a family and I shouldn't hesitate to ask if there's something I need...I was close to asking for the other 75% back🤣

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

4 years

Chihera vanoti vapopota for 45mins straight vozongovharisa nekuti,"Kungoti handidi hangu zvekutaura"

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

4 years

Dzedu kuZimbabwe dzinenge dzakazara mafresh chips

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

4 years

My sister is due next month. We don't know the sex of the baby yet so I'm not sure if I'm going to be an aunt or uncle but I'm super excited🤗

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

3 years

Sarura wako Kadeya deya ane ndorochena Wangu muZANU Kadeya deya ane ndorochena Akadya maCOVID funds Kadeya deya ane ndorochena Ndimutore here? Kadeya deya ane ndorochena Handei Minister Kadeya deya ane ndorochena

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

2 years

For these and other blessings 🙌🏾

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

6 years

My dear brothers: Stop asking girls to send you pics. If you play your cards right anouya ega. These people capture every moment of their life, if they want u to be part of it they'll share their pics with you. Ndatenda!

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

3 years

My Ndebele is not that good but damn, umpathintambo!

@PamelaMpofu1

the_media_babe

3 years

A Bulawayo hun🦋

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

6 years

My friend called me this morning asking me to send him $5 via ecocash and I asked him what the money was for and he said babe rake ranga riri kuparty last night and ramuka richiti rikunzwa msoro mapritsi arinonwa anoita $5🤦‍♂ Should I tell him?

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

6 years

Pane achiri kuziva pain yekusvika uchiti 'ndikudawo kutamba' zvonzi 'takakwana'?

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

2 years

Indoda must be funny.

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

3 years

"I'm only 22 please, handidi kutevera mvana" Holy Ten's characterisation of women in his lyrics ka. One day is one day. Vachamutsamwira havo

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

2 years

Saka panapa mutori nevanhu vamunototya ka nekuti manyarariro amakaita nyaya yacho kunge musina kuiona🤣

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

4 years

A girl once looked at me like this, I ended up selling my mother's fridge to buy her a new phone

@ug_chelsea

King Chelsea Ug 🇺🇬🇷🇺

4 years

Bomboclaat

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

6 years

When she needs good company, attention, good laughs and real talk she comes to you but when it's time for some 🍆 she remembers she has a boyfriend. Fokoro muzukuru waEve😂

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

2 years

Miss Chindiya is the only TL hun I can trust with a secret. 5 whole months have passed.

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

8 months

Vanhu vekuChinhoyi come and explain yourselves.

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

6 months

Sheldon and Penny had the best exchanges🤣

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

6 years

These 2000s will never believe you if you tell them kuti Kapini akambogohwesa goal kick🤦🏽‍

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

4 years

I remember zvichinzi there are more than 10 mababe ane maV11 emuninja but pangonzi ndine manudes vese data rabva rapera havana kuzobatika paTL

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

4 years

Girls also hit and run. They just don't brag about it!

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

5 months

So the writers, directors and producers of The Beekeper, no one even thought kuti tofanirwa kumborumisa vanhu nenyuchi ka1 chete?

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

6 years

Okay sooo movie tickets are now $8 I think we can all agree that it's now "Laptop and Chill" season. Plus those big screens anondikwadza maziso anyway😞

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

6 years

I hate when I say "Goodnight" to someone and they reply with "Night"😔 Night what? Night shift?? Night dress??🤨

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

3 years

Tirikupihwa pressure nevanhu vakadyiswa🤣

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

3 years

Winky D speaks about collaborating with intentional artists.

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

6 years

Nhaimi asi vakomana varefu takabuda mufashion? I've been on the market foe far too long ah😢

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

3 years

I got balloons. I'm now way too close to 30.

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

2 years

I saw Tongayi Chirisa on The Good Doctor and I smiled ❤

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

4 years

Masong aBaba Harare inotanga iri yerudo, pakati yochinja yoita yemusangano yozopedzisira yava nonsense😂

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

6 years

Ahhh I'm dead, mhoms yaisa bhora musango😤 Her friend visited with her hott daughter and the friend was like, "inga mumba menyu mukupenya" and mhoms is like, "ah mashainiswa nevakomana iyeyu"😂

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

3 years

Pano pane akamboti you stole my tweet akanzi I couldn't let a good tweet die with 7 likes.

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

3 years

Girls use guys for sex too. Inzwa ka Joramu, if she uses her own money kukwira 2 macombi to come and see you, gives you bomb tlof and when you ask kuti uchamuona rinhi again and she tells you she'll visit again when she's free then ziva kut ndiwe warohwa sinhi

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

2 years

Still can't get over the nyaya that when Rick Ross went to SA, gogo vaKwesta interrupted a video shoot and sent them kunotenga chingwa kutuckshop.

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

2 years

Not liking The Big Bang Theory is a character flaw.

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

3 years

"Aahh!!! After 10 000 years I'm finally free. It's time to conquer Earth!"

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

6 years

If you don't like someone that's fine, dislike them in silence. Preaching about them and gathering disciples for your hate squad is immature

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

6 years

The guy wemunext mangu akupopoterwa nebabe anzi,"Shuwa ndingaite more than 3 hours ndiri mumakombi all the way from Norton to Chitown uchindifambisira ka1 round ke2 minutes ikaka" 😂😂😂I know I shouldn't be laughing but dzaaamn. Niggas don't oversell yourselves please😂😂😂

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

2 years

Akanditi let's agree kuti we only do it when Man United wins. Dira zvako shamwari usambotya.

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

4 years

On Twitter body shaming only applies when it comes to women. Varume tinoudzwa zvese zvakashata patiri and the TL laughs it out.

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

4 years

Yes I'd marry for citizenship. I have no shame about it nekuti kunyika kwandobva zvakaoma ende handina maconnections.

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

2 years

Kana uchida kuona kuti 2 000 yakawanda, imboedza kuiunganidza uone🤣

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

4 years

Man I love this app🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

3 years

On Twitter getting followers is easy. Getting interactions is a whole different testament.

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

6 years

Kuita babe kwakudhura: Combie to and from Chitown $3. To and from her hood $1.50. Iwe unonotora munhu mutwn nekunomusiya thats another $3 Chicken Inn x2 $11. Juice $4. Snacks $3. Condoms $12 Total = $37.50 for one date As if that's not enough wobva wanyimwa fut stonyie yacho

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

4 months

Mary Magdalene at the tomb this morning: "Kristo handichamuvoni"

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

4 years

Nhai guys $10 ndoyega price here in Zim?

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

3 years

Makorokoto kune vane vana vadadisa. Kwedu takumbodzosera form 3. Phone tombotora.

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

4 years

Ama 2000 have no idea who Sandra Ndebele is🤦🏽‍♂️

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

3 years

5mins after being kidnapped Me: Mungaitewo classic charger here

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

3 years

Kwanzi zvoni mabiscuits aiswa pachikero akaera 38kgs, pane dzimwe 2 dziri kushota.

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

3 years

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

6 years

Hakuna munhu ane hushingi kudarika babe rinopinza mufeci paden pevabereki. A thread

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

6 years

So this guy from my hood akakumbirwa mari yekutenga bhutsu dzekuperekedza muchato nebabe not knowing kuti the chic was the one who was actually getting married... After God we should fear women!

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

4 years

Sleepover is such a misleading word. Hakurarwe kuya nekuti ukangopfakanyika chete wakutodzokorodzwa.

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

2 years

Used to come on this app for good vibes and laughs when having a bad day but now it's triggering to be on this app. Everyone is trying to be savage for likes, mavibes hapachina yangove violence and stupidity everywhere you scroll.

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

4 years

Inzwaka! Ehe both of them are GOATS but one akakiswa bhutsu kuAustralia mumwe akarohwa neshamhu kumakuva🤭

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

2 years

Taking a shower with a woman be like:

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

4 years

Kwatinobva kwakasiyana. Mumwe akabuda muexam nekunopinda muoffice, getting paid US$2K and doesn't have responsibilities then mumwe it took them 4 years to get a job after graduating and getting paid US$120 which they are using to feed their family. We're all different like that.

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Mukomana waBhinyadette

6 years

Been 3 years since she broke my heart💔 started dating my friend and told me we can all still be friends. Now she's calling me achipopota😡 because I convinced her boyfriend to bet her lobola money on a Champions League game⚽ We can all still be football fans😎

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