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@tendollardildo

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A girl who loves to have fun

UK
Joined September 2013
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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@tendollardildo
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@tendollardildo
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11 months
Okay, okay
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@tendollardildo
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9 months
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@tendollardildo
Gloria
7 months
#新头像
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7 months
Beautiful human scenery
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5 months
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@tendollardildo
Gloria
5 months
The wind is free What about me?
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@tendollardildo
Gloria
6 months
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@tendollardildo
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4 months
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@tendollardildo
Gloria
11 years
sometimes I wish I had a dick but only bc I like that froth that's made from the piss hitting from that distance
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5 months
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@tendollardildo
Gloria
11 years
As opposed to all those booties I already know bout http://t.co/rC9KyPzUm6
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@tendollardildo
Gloria
11 years
right now on my command! jump in this cannon blast off to helga land!
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@tendollardildo
Gloria
3 months
Who is this?
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@tendollardildo
Gloria
11 years
crayola scented fart crayons
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Gloria
11 years
Yeasty bish
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Gloria
11 years
helga only desires having her chin damp. helga only likes it when you rub her lamp. helga ain't no damn genie tho.
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Gloria
11 years
missionary burrito style
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Gloria
11 years
dem nugs treatin u rite?
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@tendollardildo
Gloria
11 years
Movie theater butter flavored condom
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@tendollardildo
Gloria
3 months
#新头像
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@tendollardildo
Gloria
11 years
By new dildo I don't mean a 'new' dildo. These are usually the same used year after year, by the entire family, passed down for generations.
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@tendollardildo
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@tendollardildo
Gloria
11 years
Down in the Congo fuckin in a tent ur reachin for a condom but u don't know where it went u don't even know the mans name but u still came
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@tendollardildo
Gloria
11 years
"I would give up anything to continue using life alert". "Would you give up... your life?"
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Gloria
11 years
You refrain from any actual penetration but turn on and use a new dildo each night for 9 nights.
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@tendollardildo
Gloria
11 years
So educate yourself next time first, ya shmucks #NoDickDecember
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Gloria
11 years
Don't tell me where the road is, BABY
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@tendollardildo
Gloria
11 years
Lmao I'm just trying to pick out some nice porn to watch and then I see this. Like really?? #fuckmemolecule http://t.co/mBoCQMDwON
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@tendollardildo
Gloria
11 years
Giving my child a keychain that says "how many times do I have to flush before you go away?"
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@tendollardildo
Gloria
11 years
It was NOT Candy Cane Lane when I moved in, OKAY?
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Gloria
11 years
No D December is a religious observance quite similar to Hanukkah.
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Gloria
11 years
Freeze your tits off like a wart. We'll get the big one first.
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@tendollardildo
Gloria
11 years
Utilize your body, take advantage over those men who will pay to watch you do stuff topless
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Gloria
11 years
I liked u better when u were tweeting about shitting
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Gloria
11 years
ima have to start a business.. http://t.co/JdSNgYlp4S
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Gloria
11 years
I really like the lines extending from the penis showing that conversation
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@tendollardildo
Gloria
11 years
lay me down by the fire, and fuck me to the sounds of the peanuts a-boilin'
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Gloria
11 years
but really the saddest thing is when ur torrenting something so you can't stream porn on ur phone
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Gloria
11 years
Get a job at a porn store. Buy your first dildo. Experience relatively easy climax. Hunger for more.
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Gloria
11 years
Pussyfooting around is like the exact opposite of jerking off if u think about it
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@tendollardildo
Gloria
11 years
Get meh sum dat krokodil
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@tendollardildo
Gloria
11 years
Stickin ya tongue in the holiest of holes
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@tendollardildo
Gloria
11 years
Most men only compassionate if u givin them the v
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Gloria
11 years
Public asshole
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Gloria
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@tendollardildo
Gloria
11 years
Hairy balls all hoisted up
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@tendollardildo
Gloria
11 years
All the single men under 80 are cocaine smugglers
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Gloria
11 years
Call me when your done ego stroking your own dick
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Gloria
11 years
Hey now you're a porn star, get your strap-on, go drill
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Gloria
11 years
The way you make me feel... It just pisses me off
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@tendollardildo
Gloria
11 years
cunni-lingo
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@tendollardildo
Gloria
11 years
Birth control kills the sex drive, that's how it works lemme tell ya
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@tendollardildo
Gloria
11 years
followed by a "holy shit look at how different u r u have dread locks. wowo that takes work" brand of statement
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@tendollardildo
Gloria
11 years
u kno all dem bitches out there ain't into no hollow weiners.
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@tendollardildo
Gloria
11 years
Master feed me pipe
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@tendollardildo
Gloria
11 years
Can we please not hear about chicken menstruation? Like we get it, you're vegan.
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@tendollardildo
Gloria
11 years
Be a proud dildo owner
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@tendollardildo
Gloria
11 years
Before I know it, I've farted out a peculiar little moth.
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@tendollardildo
Gloria
11 years
Train wreck your throat
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@tendollardildo
Gloria
11 years
Those vaginal mesh lawsuit commercials are just the worst kind of people
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@tendollardildo
Gloria
11 years
Time to bring out the big dongs #governmentshutdown
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@tendollardildo
Gloria
11 years
"let me put it in your butt" the funny caterpillar whispers as he lurches toward me and begins to form into a pupa.
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@tendollardildo
Gloria
11 years
Y don't u go downtown, buy urself a lemon pop, climb up into ol Roberta's famous onion side meat flap, and start livin'?
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@tendollardildo
Gloria
11 years
I wanna kiss and make your feet all wet
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@tendollardildo
Gloria
11 years
another "OMG ur so cool u smoke pot. wow look at you. special" type of thing
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