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@tehpengpapi
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2 years
12 more days until my right arm gets a sleeve too 😸
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@tehpengpapi
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1 year
76kg 👎🏻👎🏻
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@tehpengpapi
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2 years
can’t feel my thighs 🫥
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@tehpengpapi
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3 years
tanked this morning’s session like a champ
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@tehpengpapi
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3 years
pov you’re on top
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@tehpengpapi
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2 years
wear his singlet, assert dominance 😇
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@tehpengpapi
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10 months
shanghai i’m in you
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@tehpengpapi
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2 years
@_haaniyah_ a little too on the nose there
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@tehpengpapi
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3 years
is creatine supposed to taste tingly??
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@tehpengpapi
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2 years
fuck
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@tehpengpapi
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1 year
pimple patch 🤧
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@tehpengpapi
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3 years
i ordered mos burger halfway through my set tonight!!
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@tehpengpapi
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2 years
friends were telling me that i look softer and more approachable now so what’s up anyone looking to get married i come with a billion dollars in inheritance 🥰
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@tehpengpapi
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2 years
i grew my hair out 💓
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@tehpengpapi
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2 years
he looks like he sells durians
Jay Chou to Malaysian soccer fans: ‘I can postpone my concert, it's not a problem’
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@tehpengpapi
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3 years
why is krispy kreme selling lube WARM STICKY HOLE GLAZE???
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@tehpengpapi
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2 years
happy to report that cos no longer smells like cum
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@tehpengpapi
yong
10 months
boyfriend (a homophobic male) kissed me (also a homophobic male) in public today and it was actually very nice…
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@tehpengpapi
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3 years
confused at the hate surrounding myprotein’s milk tea flavor i love it??
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@tehpengpapi
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1 year
he says he’s not romantic but today he got me a necklace from cartier and i’m still in shock
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@tehpengpapi
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11 months
i’m sorry but my man just ❓❓❓for our one year 😭
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@tehpengpapi
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1 year
omg… imagine stealing an apple watch and then getting tricked into admitting it’s in your possession and further still lured into coming back to the area only to be met w law enforcement…
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@tehpengpapi
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3 years
quality top in a quality top
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@tehpengpapi
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3 years
man appeared at my house with peach oolong flavored alcohol on a work day and now i’m on the couch ready to pass out
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@tehpengpapi
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3 years
my flight is in 2 hoursss brb
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@tehpengpapi
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2 years
no nut november ❌ nut in me november ✅
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@tehpengpapi
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2 years
if twitter is going down tonight here is my instagram if twitter is going down tonight here is me getting fucked in a public carpark what an amazing day for content
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@tehpengpapi
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3 years
ciaoskis, back in a couple of hours 💓
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@tehpengpapi
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3 years
observing a local tiktok influencer posting about his solo staycay when i know he’s really using it to film onlyfans… get it king
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@tehpengpapi
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2 years
saw this on porn twitter and i was like well if this isn’t exactly how i operate…
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@tehpengpapi
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6 months
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@tehpengpapi
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1 year
men who look like this and the inevitability of them cooking up some dogshit caption
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@tehpengpapi
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3 years
certified good boys will always show up with flowers
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@tehpengpapi
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3 years
in the middle of getting inked rn can someone come hold my hand or something it’s not painful i’m just bored tenkiu
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@tehpengpapi
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2 years
tonight:
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@tehpengpapi
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1 year
?? i’m gonna cum on it what’s the govt gna do
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MCCY reminds public disposing of drinks with Lee Kuan Yew’s image to do so appropriately & responsibly
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@tehpengpapi
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7 months
🫡
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@tehpengpapi
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6 months
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@tehpengpapi
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9 months
SPICY INFORMATION FRIDAY
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@tehpengpapi
yong
3 months
titus low really captioned a video one of the rare times you see me bottom when all he’s done since returning to porn is getting ploughed
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@tehpengpapi
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2 years
i’m a dad now
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@tehpengpapi
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2 years
it’s my birthday or wtv 😋
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@tehpengpapi
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1 year
me: went to sleep friends: arrested friend: hole spread wide open over a bar counter top
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@tehpengpapi
yong
1 year
@muglare babygirl went down the line calling people moochers basically insulting half the bystanders whilst demanding she gets access to the event because she’s a “paid influencer” 💀
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@tehpengpapi
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2 years
trust fund baby
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@tehpengpapi
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4 years
why is this my personality
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@tehpengpapi
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3 years
yes of course i woke up to 2000 messages on tele asking to see my pp y’all are down bad fr
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@tehpengpapi
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3 years
similar but unsure if it’s a different model - think taobao does variants of these for like $10
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@tehpengpapi
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1 year
mentioned that i was craving guylian on an inbound flight and they prepared it for my outbound omg i’m gna cry
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@tehpengpapi
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3 years
deservingly
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@tehpengpapi
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1 year
cb why he steal plants also
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@tehpengpapi
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2 years
mika just called me a sonyXDR xmm
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@tehpengpapi
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1 year
fucker went clubbing in a wheelchair i actually love my friends so much 😭❓
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@tehpengpapi
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1 year
left my friends in singapore for two weekends and one has broken up and the other just split his head wide open and is being sent to the hospital in an ambulance y’all pls stop yearning for the grave can
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@tehpengpapi
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2 years
some of you guys started selling underwear and now my dms are filled w requests as well 🫥
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@tehpengpapi
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3 years
sensei???
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1 year
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@tehpengpapi
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3 years
proof of vaccination image on phone only two swipes away from nudes do you understand
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@tehpengpapi
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3 years
sometimes my friends send me nudes as a sort-of quality check before they forward it to whoever they’re trying to dick down and i’m starting to think this is a chargeable service… pls shave or trim or anytHinG
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@tehpengpapi
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3 years
does arthur like popiah
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@tehpengpapi
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3 years
boys who look this have no business texting like that way too much power there’s no balance we love @sam_yck
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@tehpengpapi
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9 months
ugly men fr be up to the most
Actress Nurul Aini responds to viral video of husband checking into hotel with another actress
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@tehpengpapi
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2 years
eve 💓
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@tehpengpapi
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2 years
let the pregames begin
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@tehpengpapi
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2 years
生日快乐🎐
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@tehpengpapi
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5 years
My favorite part of cny is watching straight men lump all the branded shit they own into one nightmare outfit and their friends doing them a 🥺💯🥵👌🏻👌🏻
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@tehpengpapi
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2 years
i would be so happy
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@tehpengpapi
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2 years
⚠️
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@tehpengpapi
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1 year
w my favorite person 😋
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@tehpengpapi
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5 months
this little fucker at work trying to piss on my deliverables again i’m gonna make a mold of his esophagus and fuck it
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@tehpengpapi
yong
2 years
everything that i’ve learned about titus low was against my will he drink his wife breast milk my problem ah why did i have to receive this information
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@tehpengpapi
yong
3 years
vivian balakrishnan’s illiterate comment versus raeesah lying in parliament being framed as equivalent degree offenses is a highly seductive clout farm that middle curve iq people live for and that’s okay!
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@tehpengpapi
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1 year
i had the best time at city harvest tonight 🤭
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@tehpengpapi
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3 years
in a way i think it’s unbelievably sad that some people will never know you past a certain version of yourself because the relationship (romantic or otherwise) ended there
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@tehpengpapi
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1 year
can y’all speak faster
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@tehpengpapi
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6 years
We are told that people stay in love because of chemistry, or because they remain intrigued with each other, because of many kindnesses, because of luck, but part of it has got to be forgiveness and gratefulness.
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@tehpengpapi
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1 year
this baby nsf i can’t hear what you’re saying did you suck his cock or not that’s all we want to know :(
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@tehpengpapi
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3 years
smells like fish
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@tehpengpapi
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1 year
if you’re shirtless on threads not only will i unfollow you i will also block ❤️
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@tehpengpapi
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11 months
wtf
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@tehpengpapi
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3 years
started my fucking day watching someone eat a fucking lubed up fucking dumpling that was just fucking expelled out of someone’s fucking ass????????? NO
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@tehpengpapi
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2 years
cozy yakuza 🍒
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@tehpengpapi
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2 years
kim jones for fendi is insane…
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@tehpengpapi
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3 years
THROAT GOAT
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3 years
yeah
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@tehpengpapi
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7 months
hit me out of nowhere today that some of my friends (male) have 26 inch waists and it’s j so ???
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@tehpengpapi
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3 years
v reductive - the admission and apology only came after her position became well and truly untenable so…
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Finally a politician that admits and apologises. That’s more to be said than some still seating comfortably in their chairs.
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@tehpengpapi
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9 months
double date and jovi who invited himself
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@tehpengpapi
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2 years
the ethnic version would be fucking indomee
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@tehpengpapi
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3 years
is the 3521 drama over yet because we need to talk about how “you’re not a top you’re a blouse” was the single most effective roast of all time
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@tehpengpapi
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3 years
um did i just see an entire apple inside someone’s foreskin
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@tehpengpapi
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2 years
watch me marry this man
@crybabyhunterr
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2 years
if any of you need a average looking tattoo artist boyfriend, here i am 😤
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@tehpengpapi
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2 years
caifan auntie called me shuai ge and my voice immediately dropped an octave before replying
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@tehpengpapi
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2 months
btw i’m straight
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