friends were telling me that i look softer and more approachable now so what’s up anyone looking to get married i come with a billion dollars in inheritance 🥰
omg… imagine stealing an apple watch and then getting tricked into admitting it’s in your possession and further still lured into coming back to the area only to be met w law enforcement…
if twitter is going down tonight here is my instagram if twitter is going down tonight here is me getting fucked in a public carpark what an amazing day for content
@muglare
babygirl went down the line calling people moochers basically insulting half the bystanders whilst demanding she gets access to the event because she’s a “paid influencer” 💀
left my friends in singapore for two weekends and one has broken up and the other just split his head wide open and is being sent to the hospital in an ambulance y’all pls stop yearning for the grave can
sometimes my friends send me nudes as a sort-of quality check before they forward it to whoever they’re trying to dick down and i’m starting to think this is a chargeable service… pls shave or trim or anytHinG
everything that i’ve learned about titus low was against my will he drink his wife breast milk my problem ah why did i have to receive this information
vivian balakrishnan’s illiterate comment versus raeesah lying in parliament being framed as equivalent degree offenses is a highly seductive clout farm that middle curve iq people live for and that’s okay!
in a way i think it’s unbelievably sad that some people will never know you past a certain version of yourself because the relationship (romantic or otherwise) ended there
We are told that people stay in love because of chemistry, or because they remain intrigued with each other, because of many kindnesses, because of luck, but part of it has got to be forgiveness and gratefulness.
started my fucking day watching someone eat a fucking lubed up fucking dumpling that was just fucking expelled out of someone’s fucking ass????????? NO