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@techguy625

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Here for the memes | Engineer | Professional Sadboi

Austin, TX
Joined September 2018
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For the love of God please do NOT buy these things for these prices and ESPECIALLY not from these people.
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We gentrifying Mexican kitchen cookware? #NoMamen
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Me: “are you sure you don’t care that I’m sick?” Babe: *hesitantly* “no, I don’t care” Me, waiting for my besitos:
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Me: opens the dog food bag My dog, from 4 rooms over:
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My professors, planning their finals so they all land on the same day.
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UGH this tweet makes me ANGRY
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Literally no difference
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Gym lighting was hitting yesterday 🙂‍↕️
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hi 👋🏼
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How it started: How it ended:
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I told my mom I was going to Dallas next week and she was deadass like: “No you’re not lol” Please send help, I’m 23.
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Big or small, a scarf is a scarf 🧣🫡
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@thegaryfuqua
ᴍx. ɢᴀʀʏ 🇵🇸
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Men. DO NOT. Have. Big. Thighs. 😡
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I’m about to graduate from the #1 university in Texas with a BSME and a good GPA. @ recruiters, if you’re creeping on my profile, yes, this is a deal of a lifetime. CALL NOW to act on this limited time offer before it’s too late!
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The worm is life and I’m LITERALLY the frog rn
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I kinda really want to go on a park date, the Austin skyline is *chef’s kiss*
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Morning gym been hitting
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Respect to all the good fathers in the world, but on this day, I don’t have my father to thank for making me the man that I am today. I love you mom, thank you for always being there for me ❤️
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GOD BLESS, MY GRADUATION WAS APPROVED UGH
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Me to the admissions committee when I reapply to UT for grad school:
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My UT financial aid return this year is $21, Imma forget how to act, y’all can call me daddy now
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Dating apps: deleted ✅ 🥰
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Lives in the city their whole life, gets accepted to UT:
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Roommate: *breathes* Me:
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Tired of having feelings
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Drunk in Littlefield Fountain at 3:30 AM 10/10 recommend. Congrats to my UT19 mutuals, we did it🤘🏼
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Airport security made me chug my Starbucks TripleShot in 30 seconds before this 2 hour flight. Going✈️anxiety attack
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When you forget your towel in your room and don’t realize it until after your shower:
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I said bye to one of my classmates who got hired out of state and she said “bye! Good luck, see you...never” and now I’m like Oof, it’s really over
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*has class at 11* The first of my 12 alarms at 6:30AM:
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I could listen to this all day I-
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Y’all, I been sitting here wondering why I don’t have a job yet and I just figured out yesterday THAT MY RESUME HAS THE WRONG FUCKING EMAIL ON IT. Goodbye, I can’t even be mad, I did this to myself.
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When you’re in the middle of “me time” and your battery dies
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Can confirm ✅ (I cramped immediately after this, enjoy)
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Oooof the gym gonna hit today I can feel it
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Give me my f***ing money
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She couldn’t decide if she wanted to smile until the end
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I miss you, Sometimes I wonder if you ever miss me too.
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Every time I get on the bus is a gamble, like, is my ID deactivated? Or am I free to ride another day??
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I-
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Imma plant daddy now
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Me @Pluckers at 2:30 AM after a night out:
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I recently had the misfortune of having a phone interview with @HuntonTrane , an EXTREMELY unprofessional experience in which I was LAUGHED at for expressing my interest in pursuing a graduate degree. Welcome to my thread.
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do you wanna have sex in jester? ;) — I won’t even EAT in Jester
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my dad Greg Fenves 🤝 Leaving when the shit gets real
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Still single, just mf tired
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This whole partnership between @UTAustin and @Workday is seriously disappointing. Yet another payroll mistake. Maybe the amount isn’t important for you, but as a broke engineering student who has to spend valuable time at work, taking 3 weeks to get paid correctly isn’t okay.
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