Nothing more awkward than the lookaway you have to do when someone types in a password near you
“don’t mind me just lookin off into the distance with a weird smile on my face that says ‘don’t worry I’m not trying to steal your info :) ’”
Happy birthday, my love. You have the kindest heart, sweetest soul, and most beautiful mind. I love that I get to see the world through your eyes every day. You make life so fun.
Please wish
@nathanwpyle
a happy ~emergence day~ below ❤️🎂
my husband [making me Valentine’s Day dinner]: ok the blackened salmon recipe says 2 minutes each side
me: ok and
husband: [quizzically pointing to the salmon fillets]
but these have 4 sides
It’s officially dress season! Which means I apologize to anyone in advance that I accidentally flash from my backpack hiking up my dress during my commute
Early morning conversations with
@nathanwpyle
consist of him asking me how I slept/ if I had any dreams and me asking him what snacks he ate in the middle of the night
While watching the show, “The Americans”, my husband told me that I would make a great spy bc of my cover up - I have a boring job that no one really understands.
What no one ever tells you about your wedding night is that the first 25 minutes will be spent w you and your husband pulling approximately 437 bobby pins out of your hair
My orthodontist legit told me when I was a kid that I could stop wearing my retainer when I was married. Honestly what kind of time frame does that even mean and why didn’t I question it??
Do people actually ever win internet sweepstakes/giveaways?? Please reply if you have ever won so I can keep giving my email to every random site in *~hopeful anticipation~*
Someone at work mentioned tomorrow is pi day and therefore has been approximately 364 days since I thought about pi but thank u for the memories high school math teachers
I dropped a plate in my work cafeteria today at peak lunch hour and all of a sudden my adult self became 13 and I started breaking out on my face and was mad at the world without understanding why
Next 25 minutes will be spent googling “how to get fake eyelashes off” and subsequently making your husband of 9 hours go on an olive oil run.. thanks
@nathanwpyle
xoxo
Why yes, I do need to grab 37 ketchup packets on my way out. 3 for now.. and 34 for the future fries I will be eating at home without having to buy ketchup thank youuuuu
Having a significant other w long hair means you can share hair ties but also shared responsibility for cleaning out the shower drain which is honestly great