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Good chance we're voting against the same candidate! | Trophy Husband & Cool Dad | Soccer Coach & Supporter

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@tayhoffgg
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@BBGreatMoments The kid that just keeps trotting by ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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I already loved @justinamash , but no-fucks-left-to-give Amash is definitely my favorite Amash.
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@XboxSupport @TMacTheGoon Bot replies don't help
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@fasc1nate It's actually in bag and escaped from a fish tank at the dentist's office.
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@ESPNFC After the call from the Qatari government, they had little choice.
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@usmntonly That's a red. The fact that he got nothing for it is insane.
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@XboxSupport We want free College Football 25
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@FOXSoccer @AlexiLalas The cup is named after us after all.
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@usmntonly It could've unified the country
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@JoshEakle Guy on stage telling jokes says outlandish things. Say it isn't so.
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@FOXSoccer I've got Canada. Losing by 3.
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@stuholden This is CONCACAF territory
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@SSS_gov "Some people think we suck! Here's why they're right!"
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@espn Blouses.
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@v1ncentarians @3YearLetterman Above average white man* actually. He owns a full suit of armor and a vintage globe.
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@MenInBlazers Copa America is spanish for Captain America.
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@WhatsHisName_10 @hartgoat The one who stabbed a toddler to death?
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@Buddy6293 @XboxSupport Sorry. Everyone but this guy wants free College Football 25.
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@JoshBusd @geekdadteach @PicturesFoIder there's no way you tweeted this without looking it up ๐Ÿคฃ
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@Browns I speak for everyone when I say, "We want the elf."
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@jeffrueter Disappointing, but it is @thesoccerdon after all...
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It's official. Superman resides in Ohio, as he should.
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Love that The City of Metropolis historical markers for the Superman movie maintain the Ohio cutout and buckeyes as it should.
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@Xbox Why is your shit always broken?
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@3YearLetterman @PastorTroyDSGB @SenGillibrand This is my favorite motivational account. Thanks Coach. I can only hope one day we're in the same continental breakfast line.
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@usmntonly Could bring a man to tears.
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@FOXSoccer I hear San Diego is starting a team.
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@justinamash @KurtWallace People don't understand: Just because you CAN do something doesn't mean you SHOULD.
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2 years
@FOXSoccer @LaTri This Ecuador team better be careful, or they're never going to leave the country.
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5 years
I've invited Mr. Kernion to our rural district in Ohio. Here he can meet some of the terrible people who grow his food, work the railroads, and do other jobs to keep the greatest country ever running. Jobs that he is too weak to do but couldn't survive without. #jacksonkernion
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@epdnj This looks like a recording or picture though. #ShootEmDown
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@3YearLetterman @NEI @tacobell Respect your commitment to establishing the run, Coach.
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@Elsinbama @TCLThread Yes, unprotected sex is legal. No, it doesn't have to be with your brother.
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@Boro @AidanZMorris Huuuuuge! New big time Boro supporter checking in. #UTB
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@Reflog_18 So just start launching all of your equipment at the tag from now on?
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2 years
@RealSpikeCohen And this is the administration of Mr. "Poor kids are just as smart as white kids."
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@RepSwalwell Ahhh, the guy who's going to end gun violence with his nukes. Definitely fit for the Presidency!
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@Browns Now please produce them
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Anyone else staying up on this? An unusual luau may be kicking off. #boogaloo #2a
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@ColumbusCrew @meijer More Hagen, more party! ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ
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@FOXSoccer @AlexiLalas I didn't want to have to tap the sign.
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@LPNational Decentralization.
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. @justinamash wins another #Libertarian delegate poll, even after dropping out of the race. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธโœŠ
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@CBSNews Y'all have spent a year trying to make second class citizens over vaccination status.
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@ESPNCleveland AB pretty great at cap management and pretty terrible at people management
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@FOXSoccer Mostly this guy.
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@ColumbusCrew So what if we bought tickets on secondary market? We just wonder if our tickets are those getting canceled or what?
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@RepLaLota Resign, clown. ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก
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@ColumbusCrew @meijer HES HERE. HES THERE. HES EVERY FUCKIN WHERE.
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@tombogert @PaulTenorio Cannot wait to live bet opposing teams in the 83rd minute.
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I merely adopted @Nordecke . They were born into it. #Crew96
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@usmntonly Dominating Mexico has been great and all, but when's the next step?
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@XboxSupport Why is your shit always broken?
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@ApreLapre @JamieBQuynn13 @TheOnlyKAVIN I think the selfish people are the ones demanding I give them my vote. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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@Mass_LLAMA You don't think the Russian government is capable of running propaganda?
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@JustinMeram Sorry to hear it. I don't support either major candidate, but I can't believe the way people treat people they've never met over reaching different conclusions. Some people are crazy. Much love Justin ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ’›
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@katz_mum @TreyYingst @elonmusk Starlink sent 3670 terminals and then USAID bought another 1500 from them.
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@MLS @fccincinnati Definitely shouldn't have shown everyone that replay lol
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@ryanthekeymaker @LPNational You aren't allowed to say Trump is more libertarian and then call people clowns lmao
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@d3sigN8t3dDruNk @3YearLetterman @StephenKing Only ratio you need to worry about is down field blocks to championship rings
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@RepThomasMassie "if they could use Wikipedia or a picture" ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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BEST TEAM IN BASEBALL ROLLS ON!!
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@503i7 @RepThomasMassie @RonPaul We do tax capital gains. Neither are fair.
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@MenInBlazers We are a Christian Pulisic nation.
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@usmntonly Copa America is actually spanish for Captain America.
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@MLS We'll leave the light on for ya, Aidan.
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@KaranStJohn @Polymarket Can confirm. Polymarket just called to poll me.
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@securethisworld @justinamash @jbhenchman @LPNational Humans are evil and we need these evil humans to regulate the evil out of these humans?
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@FOXSoccer Columbus being left off is criminal. Absolutely MASSIVE club.
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Think I'll keep this one ๐Ÿ’› @LPNational @justinamash
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@USMNT @MarriottBonvoy GOD DAMNIT GREGGGG
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@BrutalBrittany2 @3YearLetterman Are you really going to defend Mets fans?
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@FOXSoccer Tried to tell ya
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@FOXSoccer Brazil can't handle CONCACAF play
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@ManagerTactical Busio with 5 minutes to pick his shot in front of goal lol
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@AW43201 @ColumbusCrew Much more concerned with watching this game with my sons than being part of your movement.
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4 years
@justinamash @Jo4liberty Was definitely hoping for you Justin, but I cannot wait to help @Jo4liberty
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@thesoccerdon @ColumbusCrew Business Metrics will win us this cup!!!!!
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@justinamash Worst guided meditation ever.
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@Boro Pulling for you from Ohio. C'mon Aidan! Up the Boro!
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@MenInBlazers He really wanted a chance to send it over the crossbar though.
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@BBCTeesSport He's here. He's there. He's every-fuckin-where.
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@DeanRegy_ @justinamash I agree: he has a great voting record.
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@OnsOranje @EURO2024 Great, the Stonehenge people got them too
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@TaylorTwellman Packing his bags and heading home.
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@ColumbusCrew We're officially back, baby!
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@ToddHagopian @lpky I voted Hornberger in the Ohio caucus and tonight I was embarrassed to have done so.
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