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Taylor Zythwaite

@tay_z8

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Music lover --- Long-suffering @ChicagoBears fan --- Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

United States
Joined September 2020
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@fasc1nate Even more amazing is that a Pizza Hut employee actually read the special request
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@cctvidiots Bless that manager, making a sacrifice for our entertainment.
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@crim_tweets_ My mother-in-law's doctor diagnosed her with bronchitis. Once she was CORRECTLY diagnosed, it was stage 4 lung cancer. Her doctor apologized for making a mistake. She died less than a year later.
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@NFL_Memes Oh, the people who don't understand that joke.
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@DailyLoud Breaking: newly released footage.
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@Morbidful The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead... R.I.P.
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@weirddalle Father of the century
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@weirddalle That was me. I recorded songs off YouTube into MP3 files and burn a CD to play in the car. 😭😭
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@themultiplemom It's all fun n games til someone gets a wood skewer in their eye
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@_KingArii She threw a clear red flag, and he still proposed. This one's on him.
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@VisionaryVoid @historyinmemes Wait, hold on, he's also saying, "If you come near me I will literally rip your face off. So sorry, I'm a gorilla."
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@PoorlyAgedStuff This is where I also get rid of paints, bacon grease, engine coolant...
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@DelusionPosting Fun fact: Keira Knightly spent 45 mins in make-up everyday before filming just to have cleavage painted on her chest.
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@fasc1nate We have modern day Lincoln at home.
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@historyinmemes I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know...
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@BarstoolBigCat This is totally real
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@NoContextHumans Gym membership: $650 per year Getting pantsed by the treadmill: Priceless
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6 months
@nflrums Don't use Bing to search for NFL stats.
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@Morbidful Most likely picked up by someone and taken. Predators look for vulnerable women. Especially in the early morning hours.
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2 years
@catturd2 Husband: If I don't move, I'm invisible.
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@lporiginalg I hope they are happy. Also, shame on this account for posting in this context.
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@ClownWorld_ Trying to figure out where your friend is if they're not home.
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@ToK_ScienceTree @TheFigen_ Well, I push myself everyday. That's why life is so great.
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1 year
@DiscussingFilm So, they're basically doing No Way Home?
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2 years
@ClownWorld_ Not sure what the deal is here. Everyone in my town says Merry Christmas to each other. No one gets angry over it.
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@ClownWorld_ Oil companies react
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@Yoles01 @NFL_Memes He was just curious what a winning team from Florida looked like.
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@barstoolsports C'mon, she got a few correct.
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@MattWalshBlog Did anyone seriously believe a group of boomers and a guy dressed like a buffalo were going to overthrow the government?
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@nypost "I thought I was going to die" He otter know...
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3 years
@MrAndyNgo @MaranieRae @JLeeQuinn Trump is gone. WTF are they protesting?
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10 months
@DiscussingFilm I kept looking at Thrawn's hair. It was distracting.
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@eemmanuels4 @fasc1nate Not a good look for tourism
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2 years
@AnnieLa12379625 @nypost Didn't read the article? The baby didn't suffer any injuries. Mom was attacked by a rock, or The Rock, still not sure
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@fasc1nate He looks kind of like Conan O'Brien.
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2 years
@GaryCottier @crockpics He looks like he's going to sell me a car that'll break down within a week.
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@crockpics I thought of this.
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@NFL_Memes Don't let this distract you from these lashes.
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@FoxNews Should they ask for ID prior to defending their home?
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@zaywitthewaves3 @themultiplemom Of course in this instance. There are some horror stories on multi level cakes. Also, a broken nose isn't out of the question on a single layer.
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@CatWorkers Looks like a micromanager.
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@Mangaspicture While the other kids were rockin' around the clock, we were hoppin' n boppin' in our crocodile socks.
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@AdamSchefter Is this a break in the cycle?
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@nypost Um, you're a media outlet. Why don't YOU report more missing poc?
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@NFL_Memes I'll never make fun of his haircut again.
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@lporiginalg Keep going...
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@nypost Also make it possible to build cars from home. 👍
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@nypost She's got those Manson lamps.
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@nypost This "healthy at any size" needs to stop.
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@realDailyWire Good PR move. I had no idea who she was before this happened.
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@Lady_Pie45 @yesisworld I'm currently burning all my Carhartt apparel, while wearing it. This is what true protesting looks like.
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@il0venostalgia Uptown Squirrel
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@NFL 49ers Buccaneers Ravens Bills
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@Lenabellalou Child learned a valuable lesson.
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@nypost Money can't buy you everyt...
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@il0venostalgia God prays to Chuck Norris.
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@AdamSchefter It's fixed
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@timecaptales @fasc1nate Me hoping to find an intact Orange Julius one day.
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Oh great, we broke it. #OnPatrolLive
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10 months
@nypost Try them as adults.
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@FoxNews The gas station I was in a week ago was robbed today. I barely made it out alive.
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@DiscussingFilm Hopefully better than Secret Invasion
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@nypost Reading the comments.
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@ChicagoBears Red shirt Fields and save him for the next coaching staff.
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@starwars @ahsokaofficial @DisneyPlus I don't like that table that rises from the floor, which was previously walked on. 🤢
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@Super70sSports He got closest to 100 without going over. 😥
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@CucuillinSkyes When I was a grapefruit, I wrote a mango tree and asked if I could be an octopus. They wrote back and said only scorpions. I cry every day.
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@Enezator OMG... Is that brack face???
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@BarstoolBigCat No respect for the coach. Just classless.
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@tecksvvs @InternetH0F It's Freddie Mercury.
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@nypost $100k? She's worth billions.
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@nypost Wanna jump? Fine, but leave the dog.
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@nypost Spousal abuse against men is rarely taken seriously.
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@ConfusingImages Everything reminds me of her 😭
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@WomenPostingLs My son actually has autism. Most who claim to, don't.
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@Super70sSports There should be a comma after help.
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@MbsrlM @ShitpostGate Not in favor of dating a 🤡
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@TomSmithSFCA @3YearLetterman @POTUS Oh my. This man has clearly never lettered in shit.
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Watch for the wolf moon tonight. #OPLive
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@MrAndyNgo That hair, man. 😳 I can't even.
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