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Tavishi Jatrele

5 months

Everyone talks about smoking addiction but no one talks about ‘I can’t stay alone with my thoughts so I am always consuming content on social media’ addiction

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Tavishi Jatrele

@tavishi_jatrele

10 days

Told my cab driver after the ride “Bhaiya scanner dikha dijiye” He replied “Madam woh QR code hota hai, scanner toh aapke haath mein hai, bwahahaha” It’s funny how we sometimes dumb down ourselves so much for people to understand and its them who are first to call us stupid 😞

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Tavishi Jatrele

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Almost 80% of the guys I know👇 - Plays a physical sport - Obsessed with a football team - Plays Chess - Obsessed about a girl they met in 8th std or 2nd year of college (there’s no in between) - Watches the most random podcasts and streams Men are simple, indeed!

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Tavishi Jatrele

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3 months

Boys will literally take an international trip and post just a beer can on their stories. While girls will go to a cute cafe and take such aesthetic pictures you’ll be reminded of a vacation in France that you’ve never even been to What is this laziness guys🙄

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Tavishi Jatrele

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5 months

I am convinced that busiest people have a better response rate

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Tavishi Jatrele

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3 months

Keep sleeping babe, still no one is bothered that the latest census data we have is from 2011 ://///

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Tavishi Jatrele

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4 months

My sister is literally graduating from Wharton today and the thing my mom is most proud of is that she learned how to cook😭

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Tavishi Jatrele

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3 months

Normalise learning a new sport from scratch as an adult !!

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3 months

Went for a run, ended up doing a nature photo walk instead🥰

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Tavishi Jatrele

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10 days

@tanaavv The way he laughed I think he would have :P But if he felt the need to discuss me in his Whatsapp GCs, I’d kill for him to be my friend

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1 month

The one thing I regret the most about my college life is not actively pursuing a sport despite of having all the facilities within 1km radius Note to self: You don’t have to be good at it, just showing up everyday is fine Pic: Correcting those mistakes now🥂

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Tavishi Jatrele

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3 months

Calorie intake till 10pm : 1200 Cal Calorie intake between 10pm and 1 am: 561925 Cal

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Tavishi Jatrele

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4 months

Once you start working on yourself, you will feel lonely. And that is absolutely OKAY!

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Tavishi Jatrele

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4 months

Corporate version of “the worst they can say is no” Them: 🥊🤡

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Tavishi Jatrele

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1 year

If this is how GenZ interacts, is there a way to opt out?😓

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Tavishi Jatrele

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4 months

Pro tip: You can sound 10X smarter if you replace “I watched this on a real” to “I read this somewhere” every time you’re about to throw some fact in a conversation.

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Tavishi Jatrele

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10 days

@TheDesiSherlock Aap ho desi sherlock, aap batao

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Tavishi Jatrele

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6 months

‘Mumbai never sleeps’ This is 100% true since you can’t work in the day because of the traffic/construction noises. Then you can’t sleep in the night because you couldn’t finish your work during the day due to those noises Truth is: ‘Mumbai never sleeps but is always yawning’

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Tavishi Jatrele

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3 months

MS Word autocorrects Tavishi to Ravishing Oh Microsoft, you lil flirt🥰

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3 months

This is giving Introvert bf 🤝 Extrovert gf

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3 months

Hi friends, from #Melodi

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Tavishi Jatrele

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2 months

The fact that elder siblings don’t have an elder sibling of their own bothers and humbles me so much. Like how did they learn any skill in life, develop opinions and hobbies and on top of it built a whole new personality from scratch Goshhh it’s exhausting to even think about it

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Tavishi Jatrele

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6 months

A founder really said on Shark Tank “show off karna boht bada market hai Delhi NCR mein”😭🤣 And I think he has achieved founder market fit :P

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Tavishi Jatrele

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7 months

Damn these Mumbai Brokers hurt you in ways unimaginable 🥲

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7 months

Mumbai from my window❣️

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Tavishi Jatrele

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2 years

This bag belongs to someone who has been in consulting for way too long now

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Tavishi Jatrele

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4 months

Ab toh bas mental health hi bachi hai. Woh bhi bechni shuru kar do sir 🙏

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4 months

Mother’s day special✌️ You can get a Dyson Air-Wrap in 10 minutes. Now delivering in select locations in Delhi NCR , Bengaluru and Mumbai.

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Tavishi Jatrele

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6 months

Mango szn is here😭❤️ Btw, I recently learned that mango milkshake and aamras are different. I always thought aamras was just hindi translation of mango milkshake🥲 PS: This amazing place is right outside my alma mater in Powai. Everyone should check this place out🏃‍♀️

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5 months

A big F you to the person who told me to check the macro and micronutrient breakdown of mango😭😭😭 There’s no place even in hell for you. PS: don’t google it if you love mangoes. Ignorance is bliss❤️‍🩹

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Tavishi Jatrele

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5 months

Finally at the age when my founder friends are sharing their investor pitch decks with me for feedback It’s like some sort of a validation but at the cost of an existential crisis😭😭

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Tavishi Jatrele

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3 months

Hate it when people say “when life gives you lemons blah blah..” Because bro life is not giving lemons anymore. It’s giving me kaddu and how do you make anything good out of kaddus

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Tavishi Jatrele

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5 months

₹10 to whoever guesses what product is this Zara model trying to sell

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Tavishi Jatrele

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4 months

Our American tour guide just said “ this (a village in Arizona) is predicted to run out of water in 50 yrs but who cares, we’ll probably be in Mars or the moon by then” God bless everyone with white man’s confidence 🥵

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Tavishi Jatrele

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5 months

Literally the most kaleshi desi families have a group on WhatsApp called ‘Happy family’

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Tavishi Jatrele

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2 months

The real breakfast of champions 💪

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2 months

One of the most underrated things about living is Mumbai is that you get to stay in touch with your friends a lot esp. the ones living abroad because every time they come to India (cheap direct flights ftw!) you can host/meet them and plan mini reunions around their travel dates

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5 months

There will come a moment in your life when you will realise you are surrounded with some beautiful people. And when that comes promise yourself to keep them close and reflect the same kindness back whenever and wherever you can✨

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Tavishi Jatrele

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3 months

Self love is cool until your brain decides drinking overpriced coffee is the only love language it understands

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3 months

Had such a hard pre-game that when we got down from the cab, my friend told the Uber driver “Bhaiya split pe daal dena”😂😭

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Tavishi Jatrele

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5 months

Okay but how to deal with your senior colleague’s 2 year old son who just called you aunty🙄

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Tavishi Jatrele

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2 months

A junior from school (in 12th rn) texted me that he wants to know about consulting. It didn’t make any sense, but as a good senior I agreed to get on a call. After a quick exchange of pleasantries, he asked me if I can share relevant decks for his school project. The audacity!!!

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Tavishi Jatrele

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18 days

Bglr traffic gets unnecessary hate tbh. Mumbai feels worse

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Tavishi Jatrele

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4 months

Been watching a few Youtubers for quite some time now and bhaaiiii kitne logon ko naye ghar aur gaadiyan dilwa diye mainee

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5 months

Man if you love khichdi and you haven’t ordered khichdi from Social yet, what are you even doinggg😫 It’s so soooo gooood!

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3 months

I don’t know how to explain this but when you’re small you like blues & pinks, but grow up loving blacks and greys and then all of a sudden you start finding greens and yellows very happy and calming. All this culminating into the realisation that white was the best all along

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5 months

I wouldn’t be surprised if Youtube Shorts’ majority viewership came from people who have ‘reelized’ they needed a break from Instagram’s endless scrolling

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5 months

You can tell a lot about someone’s personality depending on whether they are a haha, hihi or hehe person

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5 months

Asked my uber driver to close the windows while the AC was on. He ignored me but I was persistent & finally got him to shut the window BUT!! There’s this very bad smell in the cab now and that’s when I realised why he had it open all this while😭 Won but at what cost😭😭😭

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Tavishi Jatrele

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4 months

Came across this Berkus methodology of evaluating a startup and now I have a new found respect for how consulting firms shortlist undergrad resumes

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Tavishi Jatrele

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2 years

In love with this city (and my room too) @peak_mumbai

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Tavishi Jatrele

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6 months

5 yrs ago I would have never imagined buying GoogleOne (15GB seemed like a lot lol). Recently bought the subscription & I have already used 55/100GB. My elder sibling has now moved to a 200GB plan because of the same issues. Is that the future for me too? What a sticky product!!

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4 months

Girls, if he lets you think you are the funny one in the relationship, HE IS THE ONE😫

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12 days

One of the most underrated things about being a human is experiencing a full body massage

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3 months

The resemblance is uncanny

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Tavishi Jatrele

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8 months

Me: papa aaj rose day hai, mummy ko rose diya kya? Papa: roz day hota hai aur night bhi The only person who laughed on this joke was my mom :)

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Tavishi Jatrele

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6 months

I add bhujiya sev in my sandwich. Please tell me I am normal

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Tavishi Jatrele

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3 months

When random people you meet in a club come and tell you that you dance really well🥹💗💗💘💕💝💞🫰

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Tavishi Jatrele

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7 days

Adulting becomes bearable when you come back home to these little surprises (that you gave yourself)

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Tavishi Jatrele

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6 months

Description of a beautiful Sunday👇 Wake up at 10. Get a hearty breakfast followed by hot coffee. Hairwash day. Chicken curry and rice for lunch. 2 hours of food coma. Tea and rusk after waking up. Evening walks ending at panipuri stalls. All this with absolutely no Monday blues

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Tavishi Jatrele

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5 months

If you ever feel useless, just remember there are people (read: coders, consultants and bankers) who specifically learned and practiced touch typing only to glaze over their keyboards for hours to understand some stupid meme which doesn’t even mean anything 🥲🥲

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Tavishi Jatrele

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2 years

Future so bright, can’t open eyes too wide 🥹 #graduation

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Tavishi Jatrele

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1 year

So I stained my bed this morning and because I was getting very late for office I couldn’t do anything about it. When I came back I saw so many chocolates waiting for me😭 That should be the only acceptable way of treating girls when they’re on their periods. @JWMarriott ❤️🥺

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Tavishi Jatrele

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12 days

If you’ve ever been to Bali, you know you can’t go there just once. The place has so much to offer, 10 days don’t do any justice, smh

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Tavishi Jatrele

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18 days

My cab driver is explaining Ramayan to someone on call and it is so wholesome! He is even using poetry/ Sanskrit shloks 😭 Good day to leave my airpods at home. So serendipitous!

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Tavishi Jatrele

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2 months

LinkedIn tomorrow: Lakshya Sen, Manu Bhaker, Arjun Babuta, Dhiraj & Ankita all came 4th in Olympics ‘24. So many close matches for India yet no medals. . . . Nevermind, here are the top 3 things you should know about B2B SaaS that will help you avoid losing close deals in life

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Tavishi Jatrele

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10 days

Funny how Vighnaharta is causing so much vighna on my daily office travel route😭😭

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1 year

It’s giving conslutant suite🙆‍♀️

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Tavishi Jatrele

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6 months

AIB was so so sooo ahead of its time. @thetanmay bring it backkkkkkkk @AllIndiaBakchod

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Tavishi Jatrele

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3 months

Pura sach kamzor hota hai. Sambhaal ke rakhein isko.

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Tavishi Jatrele

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1 month

Utilised my long weekend very effectively - learned how to do the “Tauba Tauba” hook step🥳

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Tavishi Jatrele

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1 year

Bangalore could never 🤧

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Tavishi Jatrele

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3 months

Got cat called in the streets of Mumbai today and I am beyond disappointed. Just hurt rather. Mumbai, you were supposed to do better!! 2024 is really wild

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Tavishi Jatrele

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2 months

That time of the year when I test my dad’s patience 🥰

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3 months

Would you believe me if I told you these 2 pictures were clicked at the same time just from opposite corners of the terrace🥹

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Tavishi Jatrele

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1 year

Top 3 things that go best with pizza 1) garlic bread 2) coke 3) guilt

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2 years

My one true love💘

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2 months

Talked to a junior from college today and she used 2 words that made me really happy: craxx and machaaxx 🥹

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3 months

Nothing feels more satisfying than an intense cardio day and hairwash day coinciding

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Tavishi Jatrele

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5 months

Life in an endless loop: - Made some mistakes - Tried to correct them - Made more mistakes.

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6 months

What I love about early morning flights

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Tavishi Jatrele

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17 days

Yday I bought fruits from a roadside vendor. Got 2 apples & a pear for ~INR 170. I felt like I overpaid so checked the Q-comm apps where the cheapest option was priced at ~INR 150 Now the options I have are either to trust these apps or the fruitwala Pick your poison but pls do

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Tavishi Jatrele

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3 months

Really really pissed at myself for not following Tennis and this man sooner Always knew he was a great player but what a beautiful person he is🥹 Such a gem!!❤️ 25 min well spent

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Roger Federer’s Commencement Address at Dartmouth yesterday might be the best speech he’s ever given. Amazingly articulate, funny, full of wisdom. Made me laugh and tear up. I’m so very proud to have had him as my idol for the past two decades. If you have 25 minutes to spare…

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I’d really ace at life if it came with a syllabus

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1 year

Not my Uber driver watching WWE in peak traffic🥲

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Tavishi Jatrele

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2 months

Adulting is so stupid man - one day you are discussing business metrics with a CEO and the next day you are looking for rat traps

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Tavishi Jatrele

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2 years

It’s high time now that they come up with transparent pressure cookers

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Tavishi Jatrele

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3 months

Inside out 2 was so beautiful, I cried. Can’t wait for Riley to be in her 20s and understand the meaning of all these emotions I am going through now. Amazing dialogues and storytelling ❤️

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3 months

Football is my favourite sport anyway

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4 months

I think we should just declare aloo puri and bhujiya as the national travel food of India 😤

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Sushi tastes divine as long as you are not the one paying for it. Rest of the time its just raw fish with veggies and rice

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What is it with the most underrated, unheard songs and a weirdly distant memory attached to it😩

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Tavishi Jatrele

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3 months

Guys I think I have found the OG - man in finance, trust fund, blue eyes and 6’5😱 His name is Pappu (MBA hai, haathon ke mael jaisa paisa hai, aakhein light blue hai, dikhta angrez hai, spectacular and muscular bhi hai) Guitar bhi baja leta hai but Pappu can’t dance saala😭😭

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Tavishi Jatrele

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1 year

Adulting is expensive. Growing up is not. Freedom is expensive. Independence is not. Living is expensive. Surviving is not. If you don’t understand this, you’re dumb. I’m not.

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Tavishi Jatrele

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3 months

Me scrolling through all the cricket related feeds today🥹

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4 months

If only there was a page for weird LinkedIn requests 🤦‍♀️

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I truly believe that it requires sophisticated taste buds to appreciate a south indian thali. The way you make a bite & mix different condiments with rice, sambhar, rasam, veggies takes a normal meal to Michelin level. How you mix diff items of a thali is pure ART!

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3 months

True financial independence is having your own Netflix account

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1 year

There has to be a word for the anxiousness that kicks in right before sending a mass mail, posting a story or even writing a simple birthday wish on a group Whatsapp chat.🥲 Please tell me I’m not the only one

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3 months

Twitter pe dost kaise bana lete hain log. Tumhe trust issues nahi hote hain kya guys?

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2 years

That one mf who orders a butter garlic naan when everyone else on the table is ordering plain roti, like tere mein kis baat ka ghamand hai bro

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2 years

The IITian urge to calculate the bill total faster than the cashier 🤓

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