Awkward Black Girl (she/her/MOM) @taureanlady5 Twitter profile

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Awkward Black Girl (she/her/MOM)

2 years

Don’t even use my tweets from yesterday against me, I’m not the same person I was yesterday. I don’t even know that woman lol….

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@taureanlady5

3 years

@BriReports This video is triggering. I’ve been in this situation almost a hundred times - not as a reporter but as a woman just going for a walk, pumping gas in my car, or walking from my car to a store. When I was a young adult my mom told me to say hi to these men to protect my safety smh

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@_KingArii Ugly couples make the cutest babies!

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@taureanlady5

2 years

@niccoyat I don’t know if doordash drivers can see their tip amount before delivery, but i know GoPuff drivers can. I tipped a @gopuff driver $10 recently, & the driver came to my door, in tears, thanking me over and over again for the tip. We must treat delivery drivers better.

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@taureanlady5

6 years

@ImDuhMan__ My heart was racing!! I would never marry this man. What kind of shit???

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@taureanlady5

4 years

@likeokaysure Especially after some of them open their mouth ...

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@taureanlady5

1 year

@The_KarenClark Did he really say “I never liked anyone before i met her?” So he never once liked his first wife whom he was married to for 17 years?

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@taureanlady5

2 years

My homie and I don’t even call the show Force or Power Book IV. We call it Tommy. 🤣🤣. “Yo, did you watch Tommy last night?” 🤣 #PowerBookIV #PowerForce

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@taureanlady5

2 years

@_camhoudini these replies are interesting… All of a sudden revenge and getting rid of someone’s precious belongings is ok because a MAN got cheated on? Y’all need to apologize to all the women y’all called crazy on twitter for destroying their cheating partner’s belongings..

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@taureanlady5

3 years

@m_xch11 What state do you live in ? Because 80 to 85k in the Northeast , in the DMV, and on the West Coast is very middle class! I’m sure he has bills to pay, money going to his retirement. And you are not his wife .

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@taureanlady5

4 years

@_theeunicorn_ @Zak__J Me too. Brandy’s voice is hidden in a lot of songs. Her voice is on Michael Jackson’s Invincible album .

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@taureanlady5

2 years

@606qyrii y’all are misconstruing what this reporter said. PnB Rock did post an instagram story (showing his jewelry) but his story did not have geotagging or a location. His stories were still on his feed yesterday. i saw them myself. This news reporter did not word her lines correctly

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Awkward Black Girl (she/her/MOM)

@taureanlady5

3 years

@PsoPhresh @_alyssssssac These replies are hilarious 😂😂😂

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@taureanlady5

6 years

@CBSNews Even CBS News is watching this beef

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@taureanlady5

3 years

@tjtrujilloo @kaseycams Hahahhahahahhahahahahahahaha.. poor kid

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@taureanlady5

3 years

@Aesthetic_Joe @BigDon0 they are all giving her their undivided attention and they are recording her. I think they are truly interested in her 🤷🏾‍♀️

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Awkward Black Girl (she/her/MOM)

@taureanlady5

5 years

Lmao. These young folks don’t realize Carmen Electra was married to Dennis Rodman back in the day 🤣🤣. I guess I’m so old that I remember lol

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@taureanlady5

1 year

@Deyonce_F We. Are. The. Culture.

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@taureanlady5

6 years

@FIoridaMan I like men who moan

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Awkward Black Girl (she/her/MOM)

@taureanlady5

2 years

@kyleskiki I respect your honesty. And, no, you are not bisexual. Experimenting one or two times does not change your true sexuality..

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@taureanlady5

4 years

@L22100S @_nasreenn

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Awkward Black Girl (she/her/MOM)

@taureanlady5

7 years

@_Talilahdaisy @TriceTyme @SnappinAssKy @RichBeLit It doesn't work. I need my people to take a college course in common sense. Cranberry pills clear a UTI, not drugs.

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Awkward Black Girl (she/her/MOM)

@taureanlady5

4 years

@isaisaachtx What music group is that?? B2K??

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@taureanlady5

7 years

Saw Sanaa Lathan trending . Thought 2017 took her out, too! Clicked it and realized she shaved her head. Praise God 🙌🏾

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@taureanlady5

2 years

@albertoutspoken Chile.. the way the #Rennaissance songs are gonna go off at #Pride festivities next year.. I can’t wait!

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@taureanlady5

6 years

@XXL

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@taureanlady5

3 years

@TheElleyy @SHEIN_official @elexiayofficial im so sorry, boo. .. im going to share your tweet with my network, but i can’t afford to pay $330 for your sweater. i might have to buy it from Shein 🤣🤣🤣

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Awkward Black Girl (she/her/MOM)

@taureanlady5

3 years

@ilovesmick i find it hard to believe that this went down at Mama Combs’ house lol

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@taureanlady5

2 years

IDGAF. I loved this video 🤣🤣🤣

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Awkward Black Girl (she/her/MOM)

@taureanlady5

4 years

@MelaninMotiv8er The is exactly what music videos in the 1970s looked like

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Awkward Black Girl (she/her/MOM)

@taureanlady5

4 years

@AtlasBaltimore Here’s the thing: this is not the first time this has happened with your restaurants in Baltimore. I recall last summer when you denied black male guests entry into @The_Choptank b/c of their “street” clothing, while white guests also wore casual clothing

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@taureanlady5

2 years

@harvey_tinashe @EdgartheTallOne @JenequeP That’s what’s scary about social media lol

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@taureanlady5

3 years

@EliSeeney i hate when i see black women tear down other black women

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@taureanlady5

5 years

@sassyoutlaw2019 7-11 cashiers are always extra and out of pocket 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@taureanlady5

3 years

@clwilander @Ya_TRC_Ya Sadly, he’ll find his Pickmeisha .

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@taureanlady5

4 years

@BallJangles Happy marriage , happy family , happy children >>>>. This is what needs to be normalized

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@taureanlady5

3 years

RIP Tina 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾… sorry that you were killed by a senseless fool

𝙉𝙞𝙘𝙠 🃏

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3 years

This is the woman that was killed in the Henry Ruggs III DUI crash RIP Tina Tintor 🙏🏽

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Awkward Black Girl (she/her/MOM)

@taureanlady5

1 year

@Chav_420 i’m pretty sure i’ve had several sexual experiences where i did not kiss my partner.. it’s easy. i think kissing should be reserved for someone you love or really like. Kissing is more intimate than condom penetration, imo.

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Awkward Black Girl (she/her/MOM)

@taureanlady5

6 years

@Rosenbergradio @pablothejanitor ODB was still waaaaay more coherent then a lot of these new rappers. You won’t win this debate, Rosenberg

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Awkward Black Girl (she/her/MOM)

@taureanlady5

2 years

@Dopeisjosh @jiggyjayy2 But most black americans are not american indian or they don’t have enough native american blood to be going around calling themselves indian. There is nothing wrong with your bloodline being from the African continent. it’s a shame how some people don’t want to be black.

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Awkward Black Girl (she/her/MOM)

@taureanlady5

6 years

@popped_sugar @MeMeSyndrome_ I sure do, sis . More claps than a thunderstorm!!

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Awkward Black Girl (she/her/MOM)

@taureanlady5

3 years

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@taureanlady5

4 years

@nightnurseninja @isnotscrewed Why she gotta be an auntie, though ? Lol. She is an aunt, of course .. but I’m so tired for ppl referring to women in their 30s as “auntie”

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@taureanlady5

6 years

@TaeNubis Slick Woods is a beautiful woman. And now she is a beautiful mother.

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@taureanlady5

6 years

@seancurry1 Hererosexual women can be so silly sometimes!! It’s just a penis, ladies. Calm down. No one else wants to claim your hubby 🤣🤣

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@taureanlady5

3 years

@Epithymia__ @rosaSparks___ I liked Danger . One of my favorites on that show . And she set the face tattoo trend for a lot of these current artists

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@taureanlady5

6 years

@wolfnae Chun Li has no actual connection to Asia either . She is a fictional character from Street Fighter and an inspiration to all girl gamers who grew up playing the game in the 90s. Nicki Minaj can be Chun Li all she wants to #chunli

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@taureanlady5

6 years

Aubrey O’Day is trending and it’s not about a Danity Kane reunion?

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@taureanlady5

4 years

Everybody except Atlanta and Houston

Luvvie

@Luvvie

4 years

We've been in quarantine for 310 days. 😬😩

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@taureanlady5

3 years

@meechieeeeeeee @Southside_Gunn i want her to go away. i like watching him do his goofy dances by himself lol

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Awkward Black Girl (she/her/MOM)

@taureanlady5

7 years

@mariahsdestiny @MariahCarey She didn’t invent “linner”. The world has been saying it . It means a meal eaten between lunch + dinner

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Awkward Black Girl (she/her/MOM)

@taureanlady5

4 years

@AsToldByKayyx I actually have no issue with tithes. Christians who are regular members of church should pay them . Churches are pillars of many communities. But I think 5% is more reasonable than 10%. And I think people who pay tithes should get bigger tax breaks.

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Awkward Black Girl (she/her/MOM)

@taureanlady5

2 years

@seaddylowe that’s not even the point of the tweet…. The point is accountability doesn’t apply to women in these situations.. I wish men would stop using the word “accountable” altogether. It’s irrelevant. It’s as if you feel women should be punished for past relationship mistakes. Sick!

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Awkward Black Girl (she/her/MOM)

@taureanlady5

4 years

The #CharmCityKings movie is out . I worked as a background actor on that set. Got paid $120 just to stand on a corner with a group of people for two hours . Will see if I see myself in this movie lol.

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Awkward Black Girl (she/her/MOM)

@taureanlady5

3 years

@moneamabry @michelesecrets i think Jayda knows how to pose very well . Us women who are Beyonce’s age- we have trouble figuring out which poses and angles work for our outfits. Yall young girls are the flick experts lol

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Awkward Black Girl (she/her/MOM)

@taureanlady5

2 years

@be_right_back44 @oldmanebro I’m 41 and I “graduated” from 8th grade in 1995. On the last day of 8th grade our school gave us a dance party in the gym, during school hours. Parents were not invited. Then they put us on the school buses and sent us home lol

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@taureanlady5

4 years

@onlyunique_arie @TheDonPerignon_ Right!! He cared about the chirrens’ safety !

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@taureanlady5

6 years

@islove_god @courtdanee2 Black Twitter said this same thing after the Bill Cosby allegations smh

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@taureanlady5

8 years

@MarkDice @MBarberWSOC9 @wsoctv no, actually Walmart is the favorite store of poor white people!!

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@taureanlady5

7 years

@TheyLoveeNijaa_ People should live with their families until age 30. I wish I could have! Save those stacks to buy a house. Asian & Jewish families do this

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@taureanlady5

4 years

@TrapDollNy @isaisaachtx All you had to do was say who the group is instead of calling someone the n word. Not everyone knows who that group was . Dude talking looked like a younger version of Omarion lol

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@taureanlady5

4 years

@_ayannaE There is nothing ugly about him . He just needs a barbershop appointment . He’s handsome.

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@taureanlady5

5 years

@PrettyyLilbishh I also get bored in that position if it’s done too long

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@taureanlady5

2 years

@NeverHatedShell what i love most about this video that she is dancing and having a good time without a guy touching her. No annoying ass random dude is up on her, violating her personal space without her permission. Boundaries are established. That’s how it always should be.

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Awkward Black Girl (she/her/MOM)

@taureanlady5

7 years

@RichBeLit What are the cranberry pills for ?

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Awkward Black Girl (she/her/MOM)

@taureanlady5

6 years

Snochia Moseley out here setting us black women back 300 years. I can no longer brag to my white coworkers that there has never been a black female mass shooter!

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@taureanlady5

1 year

@NeeshB_ women. because women are usually picky as hell and pick other women apart, so if a woman compliments me when I’m out, then i know i am on point that day.

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@taureanlady5

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@isaiah_thrower @MelissaDaniell3 @jiggyjayy2 sometimes the stove clock was the only clock in a black household during the 80s and 90s, except for the old school radio alarm clock in the bedrooms 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Awkward Black Girl (she/her/MOM)

@taureanlady5

7 years

@RachelLeishman @misskaylajoi No one is forgetting what he wa convicted of . It’s in the news clear as day. So shut up. Doesn’t mean he doesn’t deserve for his soul to rest peacefully. I’m not condoning what he did, but there are people who have done worse, like actually raping children

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@taureanlady5

4 years

@shesooonadi @klew24 Djs used to blend these two songs flawlessly!’

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@taureanlady5

6 years

@jaygouveia20 @notyouknowsimba But she has trust issues for a reason

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@taureanlady5

2 years

@fubujackets @606qyrii he didn’t post his location during the day it happened, though

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@taureanlady5

2 years

@CynnMmon @_jasminwats Both my hair braider and my hair stylist are over the age of 45… these young girls are trippin lol

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@taureanlady5

4 years

@JLaCocaina @Miny_K SWV, Total, 702, Destiny’s child, Brownstone

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@taureanlady5

7 years

@lauralane @RollingStone How is this relevant? Hunny, you are reaching

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@taureanlady5

2 years

@the0nlyyy1jazz i won’t believe it until TMZ posts it

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@taureanlady5

3 years

@earth222soji @MelReneeStyles im about to hire a housekeeper because i can’t handle it anymore- i work so much overtime at my job . i bought a less expensive home intentionally so i have the extra to do things like hire a maid

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@taureanlady5

4 years

@oldmanebro @OmariJHardy We gonna make sure Omari Hardy isn’t done!! We got him!!

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@taureanlady5

5 years

@longgiliare @djvlad @itsJasonWeaver True . His grandchildren will eat

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@taureanlady5

4 years

@MAL___ Y’all definitely did from 1998 - 2018. A good 20 year run

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@taureanlady5

4 years

@yashar Amy did wear hoops like that. You didn’t study her well

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@taureanlady5

3 years

@SaycheeseDGTL i’m lost! BMF is a series about the streets, too. What is he talking about? Also, a lot of people don’t like Boosie right now after what he said about Lil Nas X.

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Awkward Black Girl (she/her/MOM)

@taureanlady5

2 years

Mervo is a great high school from what I’ve heard, with a great student body.. my daughter’s cousin just graduated from there & is now in college to become a nurse.. those students don’t deserve this shit at all

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Awkward Black Girl (she/her/MOM)

@taureanlady5

4 years

@xMelCole @bundlebottom Im sure Target sponsors a few police-sponsored youth events or youth sports teams in the US , but don’t sit up here and act like Target is directly involved with funding a police department, like Target is their payrolll lol

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Awkward Black Girl (she/her/MOM)

@taureanlady5

1 year

@charliestoolbox glad it wasn’t just me. i had to watch this seven times before i understood what he was saying . Still don’t know if i understand

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@taureanlady5

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@gioiafigtree @rosaSparks___ I’ve never thought casual sex was fun. Never! Even when I did it a few times in college, it took me months to shake that empty feeling I felt after. I’ve never been an extremely sexually charged person, so you can only imagine how weird i felt.

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Awkward Black Girl (she/her/MOM)

@taureanlady5

2 years

@JYZOVRRTED The difference is that a lot of people think Ari is attractive

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Awkward Black Girl (she/her/MOM)

@taureanlady5

6 years

@TorriNichelle Doesn’t always mean they are insecure . I know a few ladies who were able to discover whom their ex was cheating on them with via social meda likes and comments . Stay woke!

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@taureanlady5

6 years

@sacajareefa Wow. Are you trolling right now ? lol

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Awkward Black Girl (she/her/MOM)

@taureanlady5

8 years

When i learned why Omarosa is trending..

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@taureanlady5

4 years

@berghberghbergh @buitengebieden_ @RexChapman You’re more concerned about the cat than the kid??

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@taureanlady5

6 years

@Itchin2Scrap @Rosenbergradio @iamcardib Lol. When Nicki Minaj put out songs like this, Rosenberg said she wasn’t “hip hop”

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Awkward Black Girl (she/her/MOM)

@taureanlady5

2 years

@LilBabySZN lmao this is a young woman’s mentality.. i would never do this now because sex is no longer that important to me. But i had a brief moment in my early 20s when I was like this…

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Awkward Black Girl (she/her/MOM)

@taureanlady5

4 years

@TEA1998_ We need to just start normalizing bonnet culture because I’m tired of making up excuses and lies 🤣🤣🙂

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Awkward Black Girl (she/her/MOM)

@taureanlady5

5 years

@RachelTrue We are not always entitled to personal space outside of our homes. We have to share roads , shopping malls, public restrooms, and airplanes with other people

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@taureanlady5

3 years

Lauren Sanchez is dating the richest man in the world and she still wanted to lick Leonardo DiCaprio up and down on site!!!! I guess money aint everything 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Leonardo Dicaprio meets Jeff Bezos & his new girlfriend at the Art Gala in LA

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Awkward Black Girl (she/her/MOM)

@taureanlady5

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I’m appalled for two reasons. Not just because these @WyndhamHotels employees are racist .. but also how the fuck do you not know who Mark Curry is? He is a legend. Maybe i’m too much a child of the 80s/90s lol. Anyways, i will never stay at a Wyndham hotel again @MARKCURRY

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2 years

Like…really?! So unnecessary-I’m so sorry this happened @MARKCURRY then they followed you around and the lady at the front desk was disrespectful too… 😡😡😡

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@taureanlady5

3 years

@LustSierra Why the hell is Kim standing so close to him in that pic, when he was Alexis’ man at the time smh

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Awkward Black Girl (she/her/MOM)

@taureanlady5

3 years

@SheerOpulence2 i think Fat Joe looks good in this outfit. You’re reaching. The man who invented Yeezy boots (Kanye) is 44 years old, so let’s not act like people age 40-60 shouldn’t wear Yeezys. He is wearing basic colors. A jacket/hoodie combo is a street style from the early 2000s.

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Awkward Black Girl (she/her/MOM)

@taureanlady5

5 years

@iJaadee He could have killed her with that body slam!! I don’t want my people catching attempted murder charges out here! Before this happened, cops should have been called

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Awkward Black Girl (she/her/MOM)

@taureanlady5

6 years

@rosemcgowan @THR you only have Asia’s side of the story. You don’t know the depth or details of what he was going through. Does his family approve of this open letter? Did they ask you to publicly “illuminate”?

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