devil on my shoulder screaming at me
to say these aren’t even that big to hopefully catapult this into days-long threads of people constantly one-upping each other with the most massive hongabongazongas imaginable
gentle reminder that regular testing is healthy and necessary for anyone who had multiple sexual partners and a massive, heartfelt fuck you to anyone that’s lied about testing status to coerce someone into having sex with them 💗
it’s unfortunate that everyone who “loves deep convos and hates small talk” is dumb as rocks and can’t actually engage in conversation, they just parrot space facts they don’t understand
something something forcing therapy on people who don’t want to actually change their behavior will only give them vocabulary to weaponize being a piece of shit blah blah blah
scrawl "this machine kills fascists" across your telecaster if you really want to but the only thing your music has killed is your last three relationships
you guys are terrified of platonic intimacy and that’s why fucking raw is less scary than going to the grocery store together!! grow up and show some vulnerability!! maybe then you won’t be stuck in your endless hell of failed relationships!!
guy walked by me, said “hey you look like a hippe, got any weed?” and i was like “not on me” and he told me i should always carry a spare joint to share
hey man that’s cool or whatever but i’m going to apply at your girlfriend’s job and slowly gain her trust and become her work husband and watch your relationship slowly fade as she’s shown what it’s like to have someone actually care
forgot i was wearing this shirt when i went on a Suicide Prevention Walk and watching the Baskin Robbins cashier’s facial expressions as she read it was well worth it