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taufiq🇺🇬

@taufiq2560

1 year

Mothers will forever be heroes 🥺 Drop a heart ❤️ if you truly love ur Mom wherever she is 🙏🏾😘

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taufiq🇺🇬

@taufiq2560

11 months

Recreate this with your 3rd@....😋🍑 My sweet Aisha can we ?🥹🤲🤲

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taufiq🇺🇬

@taufiq2560

1 year

Am not an organ donor, but am ready to give you my heart ❤️ if I die I die so help me God 🙏🏾🥹🥹😩😩

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taufiq🇺🇬

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9 months

Only 8kgs how about you?😂

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@taufiq2560

1 year

Doctor: There's no typhoid, should we test for HIV!? Pretty Nichole 👇👇😂😂

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@taufiq2560

1 year

Editors, can u please remove that girl in red and position me there 🥹🥹

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taufiq🇺🇬

@taufiq2560

8 months

19 years old. How about you?👀😂

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taufiq🇺🇬

@taufiq2560

9 months

Hey ladies, which one do you prefer?!

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@taufiq2560

1 year

What would you select 👀?

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taufiq🇺🇬

@taufiq2560

9 months

Only one.👀

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taufiq🇺🇬

@taufiq2560

1 year

Since today is Uganda Martyrs Day, recreate this with your 3rd. Mine is @Aisha11ug 😋🍑

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taufiq🇺🇬

@taufiq2560

1 year

The audience watching sex Olympic games in Sweden 😆😅😂😂

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@taufiq2560

1 year

Mummy said I shouldn't play with you today, they're cooking chicken and rice 😁😆😂😂

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@taufiq2560

1 year

Her songs are really good 😂. Wish she makes a collaboration with @Aisha11ug . How do you see guys 🤭

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@taufiq2560

1 year

Passengers: Slow down Driver 😩😩 Driver: There's nothing I didn't do for her 💔🥹😪

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taufiq🇺🇬

@taufiq2560

1 year

As long as you can unravel this legendary story 😂, I swear u already have my follow back 😂😂

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taufiq🇺🇬

@taufiq2560

1 year

I changed my phone's language from English to Chinese just for fun 🥺 Now I've failed to find the settings again. Any advice guys 🥹🥹😭😭😭😭😭

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taufiq🇺🇬

@taufiq2560

1 year

Since it's a Sunday, let's be honest. Say "hi" if u can date an old woman like her. Me I can 🥹

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taufiq🇺🇬

@taufiq2560

1 year

Behind the scenes 😂😂 Only @Aisha11ug and @Anisha12ug can relate 🤭

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taufiq🇺🇬

@taufiq2560

11 months

Is there anything sweeter than this fruit?

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@taufiq2560

1 year

Sugar mummy: Pack your things and leave my house right now 😓 Me and my things 👇👇😂😂

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taufiq🇺🇬

@taufiq2560

1 year

Mention that family planning method you trust most. Only legends. Let's go 😳😂 Mine 👇👇

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@taufiq2560

1 year

Only legends. Let's go 😂😂 Mine 👇👇

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taufiq🇺🇬

@taufiq2560

1 year

Only boys can relate 🤭😂😂😂🙌

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taufiq🇺🇬

@taufiq2560

1 year

Hey ladies, which one do you prefer!?

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@taufiq2560

1 year

Before becoming mutual with @Aisha11ug , I used to be horny. But now after becoming mutuals for this short time, am glad to announce that am more horny. Infact am now a vampire 😩🥹😭😭

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@taufiq2560

1 year

When she has more than 2k followers😌

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taufiq🇺🇬

@taufiq2560

1 year

How they treat ur man at work while ur here on Twitter fearing men. 😂😂

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taufiq🇺🇬

@taufiq2560

1 year

Only one meal, what would you select 👀?

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taufiq🇺🇬

@taufiq2560

1 year

Am still trying to understand why Noah would put fish in his Ark..... To avoid it from being killed by water 🙄

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taufiq🇺🇬

@taufiq2560

1 year

Bro wasted no time, he proposed to the window at her husband's funeral. Now who should we fear today "men" or "women"!? 🤷🏾‍♂️😂😂

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@taufiq2560

1 year

Hey @dr_katumwa and other online doctors, is this part of meat bad for consumption or we just eat if we die we die!? 😌😂😂

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taufiq🇺🇬

@taufiq2560

9 months

What do you know about ladies with thigh gaps?👀

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@taufiq2560

1 year

When you sacrifice ur last MBs to download indian porn but the idiots just dance for 55 minutes 🥹🥹😭😭

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taufiq🇺🇬

@taufiq2560

10 months

Only three 👀

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taufiq🇺🇬

@taufiq2560

1 year

Recreate this with your 3rd @.🍑😋 @MimiHearts1 Can we please!? 🤲🥹🥹

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taufiq🇺🇬

@taufiq2560

1 year

When you're going to attend an all night prayer but then u notice that u forgot your condoms 🥹🥹😭🤦🏾‍♂️

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taufiq🇺🇬

@taufiq2560

1 year

Dear ladies 🤭 This is the only way to choose a boyfriend 😂😅

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taufiq🇺🇬

@taufiq2560

1 year

Thank you for the fb, am now a member of ur family 😂😂

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taufiq🇺🇬

@taufiq2560

1 year

Her: I am sorry babe 😔, we can't do it. Am on my period... Me: Don't worry bby 😎. A true warrior must have blood on his sword 😌😋😆

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taufiq🇺🇬

@taufiq2560

9 months

Recreate this with your 3rd@...🍑😋 My sweet Aisha, I got a new ride. Can we please 🤲🥹?

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taufiq🇺🇬

@taufiq2560

1 year

The way my Dad is inviting many visitors for Eid cheii my chances of eating chicken are now 0.001% 😩🥹🥹😭

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taufiq🇺🇬

@taufiq2560

1 year

I tried to copy Americans and I pecked 😘 my mom Infront of my dad...... I will tell you more when am discharged from the hospital 🥹😭😭

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taufiq🇺🇬

@taufiq2560

1 year

As we speak right now, there's a d!ck somewhere that has refused to stand 😂😂🤣

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taufiq🇺🇬

@taufiq2560

11 months

Only three. I'll wait 😌

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taufiq🇺🇬

@taufiq2560

10 months

Verse 6: ur my oxygen 😂😂

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taufiq🇺🇬

@taufiq2560

1 year

If I die, I die 😌 so help me God 🙏🏾🙏🏾😂😂

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@taufiq2560

1 year

As for me, three kids are enough,.... Two boys and only one problem 😄😂😂. How about you!? 🤭

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taufiq🇺🇬

@taufiq2560

1 year

The only building Banyankore know in Kampala and the whole Uganda 😂😂

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taufiq🇺🇬

@taufiq2560

10 months

Ladies please stop cheating back, it hurts more. We're not strong like you 🥲. I'm taking on behalf of all men 🥹

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@taufiq2560

1 year

I've been building my ka relationship for the last five months, yesterday some rich guy just came to put on the roof.💔🥹. Guys am dying. what should I do!? 😩😩😭😭

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@taufiq2560

1 year

📌 Reasons why some of us never attended the first week 😂😂🤣🤌

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taufiq🇺🇬

@taufiq2560

11 months

Let's be honest 😁

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@taufiq2560

1 year

More than two billion CHURCHES and only one Satan.... That woman must be really very strong. Fear women banange 😆😂😂🙌

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taufiq🇺🇬

@taufiq2560

1 year

Whether u like it or not by 3019 none of us will be alive . Rip in advance 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@taufiq2560

1 year

Loan App: "please update your photo" Me:👇👇😂😂

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@taufiq2560

1 year

Her: Taufiq, I know you're just after my body 😌🙄 The body 👇👇😂😂

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@taufiq2560

1 year

How he sees people during overnight at Canaan land 😂😂

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taufiq🇺🇬

@taufiq2560

1 year

Just work hard bro. You will chew everything u feel like 🤝😂

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taufiq🇺🇬

@taufiq2560

7 months

Your boss gave you 100M to deposit on his account. On ur way to the bank, news come up that he's dead. Would you deposit that money?👀😂

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@taufiq2560

1 year

What do you know about women with tattoos!?

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@taufiq2560

1 year

When you notice that she has always been attending Oscar events . 👇👇😂😂

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@taufiq2560

1 year

Ex in full..!?

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taufiq🇺🇬

@taufiq2560

1 year

If you think ur relationship is very strong, toss me ur partner's digits nkulage nti welimba 😌

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taufiq🇺🇬

@taufiq2560

1 year

Amen 🙏🏾🙏🏾🥰

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taufiq🇺🇬

@taufiq2560

1 year

I have only 2k but I want VIP 🤭 Palaso: 👇👇😂😂

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taufiq🇺🇬

@taufiq2560

9 months

Is it really okay to eat ur partner's private parts?

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taufiq🇺🇬

@taufiq2560

11 months

Pass through or go back to your ex 😌

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@taufiq2560

1 year

The Bible: Only the righteous shall see the kingdom of God. Also Bible: No one is righteous 🤔😂

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@taufiq2560

11 months

Can I see a beautiful face please?🥺

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@taufiq2560

1 year

This could be us but you're still alive and chopping my money 😔🥺

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@taufiq2560

1 year

Audience: "Can we continue with the battle or you have accepted 🤷🏾‍♂️😌" Sheebah:👇👇😂😂

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@taufiq2560

1 year

Her: "Babe don't mind my posts." Her posts: "Dating a broke guy with a small d!ck ain't easy at all 😏" But why women 🥹🥹😩😩😭😭

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@taufiq2560

1 year

Everytime you talk about sex, sex, sex........ Let's talk about Bible today..🙄😒. So how did king Solomon manage to sleep with all those 1000 women 😌😂

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@taufiq2560

1 year

How they treat your man at work while you're always mad at him😆

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taufiq🇺🇬

@taufiq2560

1 year

Any word (s) for Mr. President who inspired ghetto yuts like @AlienSkinUg

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@taufiq2560

1 year

If Colgate is advertised with teeth, then why shouldn't pads be advertised with.......😒😒. Ehh what was I about to say even 😭😆

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@taufiq2560

1 year

It was at that moment, little Joey forgot about his PS4😂😂

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@taufiq2560

1 year

Only boys can relate.....😂😂🤣🤣

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taufiq🇺🇬

@taufiq2560

9 months

I'm C, how about you?👀

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taufiq🇺🇬

@taufiq2560

10 days

@ThePeakSanti Arsenal ❤️

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taufiq🇺🇬

@taufiq2560

1 year

Goodnight my Twitter family 😊🤸🏾‍♂️

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@taufiq2560

1 year

Dad: "These things have killed great men my son." The son: " Dad I also want to die great a man 😩"

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@taufiq2560

1 year

Only legends will notice it. Retweet when u see it 😂😂😂

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taufiq🇺🇬

@taufiq2560

1 year

Let's be honest guys, just say "hi" only if u qualify to seat in this bus. 😂

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