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❝Contaminated Hearts❞ longfic | E-rated | #capitaru 🛡️💧 ; a canonverse au where Tartaglia joins Capitano on his trip to Natlan and along the way they find out more about each other and themselves. A story about love and war. 🔗

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Cris 🫀

@tarupussy

9 months

so we all agree if Childe was released in the Fontaine era his burst would be the whale move instead right

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9 months

We were so robbed 😭

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1 year

// Fontaine spoilers you can tell Genshin Impact is a lot of babies' first fandom because they don't know their clichés lol Putting emphasis on a cut is an indicator of hidden strength/danger. Childe is still far away from reaching his full potential.

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4 months

it's so sad how Childe hates snakes and distrusts every other harbinger for that, but then the biggest snake amongst them all already has his coils wrapped around him and his family

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4 months

these are just two seasoned artists and the one talented college kid they recruited

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9 months

how Childe lured Wriothesley out of the office straight to the Ring to fight him:

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10 months

getekeeping Skirk from all the Tartaglia haters, that's his MOTHER she hates y'alls asses

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5 months

Cons of Arlecchino being killed by Neuvi: - another loss for feminism - bad writing - questionable build up for endgame / lack of stacks - makes all Harbingers ranked beneath her a joke Pros: - I get to say "at least Childe is still alive 💀" to a powerscaler cunt

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1 year

I'll forever mourn how the english localization fails to capture the nuance of Childe's character In other voiceovers you can tell the way he talks isn't Natural *because* he is a soldier The en version offers you nothing.. it's so basic it gives the impression Childe is Normal

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1 month

i'm not over how this was his reaction when he got invited to Fontaine, he fr hates that place 😭😭

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9 months

I really hope Childe's fanclub in Snezhnaya is just as unhinged abt him as childetwt

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4 months

Arlecchino and Pulcinella fighting over who got to groom Ajax

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1 year

Childe just arrived in Fontaine locked eyes with the oldest hot man there and went straight for the kill he is never beating the allegations i'm afraid

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11 months

Childe's saviours being all women.. oohh i just know that man incorporates femininity in every aspect of his life, i just KNOW he sees traditional feminine qualities as strengths

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@tarupussy

1 year

//genshin leaks everyone please spare a prayer to Tartaglia's cervix

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@tarupussy

3 months

he's always looking at Teucer with motherly eyes ☹️♥️

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@tarupussy

25 days

SNEZHNAYA RELEASE NEXT YEAR 🕯 🕯 🕯 young 🕯 Ajax story 🕯 cutscene of him 🕯️ in the abyss to 🕯️ joining the 🕯 🕯 Fatui 🕯️

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2 years

@uatiorthnab alright so who's going to write the fanfic where Capitano destroys Childe's bussy with his musky monster can girth 10 inch gut puncher

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23 days

I need to be restrained.

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11 months

@childeiz Childe's character description: "young adult" Childe's drip marketing: "the youngest harbinger in history" NPCs talking about him: "he looks so young", "boy", "dandy kid", "brat" genshin tiktok: he has to be AT LEAST 34

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1 year

// genshin leaks There's rumours going around that these (included in who-we-suppose-is-Skirk's character sheet) were the first ever concepts for the character "Tartaglia"

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1 year

THE TSARITSA'S 11TH HARBINGER! SNEZHNAYA'S DARLING!! THE SNOW PRINCE!!!

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@tarupussy

1 year

hyv perfected the character writing formula with Tartaglia why is dude so intriguing?? The times we work for/alongside him in Liyue and then Inazuma we saw him as 'Childe'. But outside of that (teapot, birthday arts, duels, voicelines) he's 'Tartaglia'

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@tarupussy

8 months

Ignore the chaos and destruction just for one second and think about what it would feel like to have his legs wrapped around your hips

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@tarupussy

8 months

his heart eyes, his mullet, his smile,,, I love how boyish he looks here 🥺

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@tarupussy

8 months

I imagine Ajax's mom finding him hunched over the body of a dead animal scooping out its entrails to eat them. When he notices the new presence his head snaps up and the mother brings both hands to her mouth to contain her gasp. That is NOT her baby

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11 months

Arlecchino coming back for Childe... she really is Father, she is more Father than Childe's father ever was

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8 months

I love the headcanon that Childe is oblivious to how liked he is by the general public, if he had twitter he would post a "cock rating time" meme because he thought it was funny, go to sleep and then wake up to 174 dickpic DMs

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2 years

Childe has wit. He survived living in the abyss for months, joined the fatui and climbed up to the top in the span of a few years, shares a space with the most cruel and mentally unstable people in the continent, and not only is he alive he still has everything in the right place

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@tarupussy

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all the women he's interacted with share the same "he's alright" opinion of him, meanwhile the men will jump in to call a "rascal", a "headache" and "unreliable". not to mention the time he was called "pretty boy" by a treasure hoarder. Childe the first male victim of misogyny

yulia 💫

@FUSHIGUR0

10 days

was bored so i made a chart of every character childe’s canonically interacted with

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@tarupussy

11 months

the true Tartaglia effect is making you love and respect the Tsaritsa and Skirk despite not knowing what they even look like

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@tarupussy

7 months

i think Childe's sexually provocative outfit decisions (exposed midriff, thigh strap, ecchi belt) aren't his own but those of the Fatui's PR team and he just goes along with what they say because, according to him, "is being objectified that bad?"

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5 months

Childe fans are so unhinged for that man that upon finding out a bird in game has a descreption that correlates with Childe they went full on National Geographic finding out every place of sighting for that damn bird 😭

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4 months

put me in a room with him and i will murder him

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11 months

Childe having a high pain tolerance but then crumbling so easily at a gentle touch

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8 months

the biggest dissonance between canon Childe and fanon Childe is how he's always being portrayed as a young but high achiever (Fatui Harbinger, Idol, Pro Skier) while the fandom keeps him in high school

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@tarupussy

1 year

@fatuischilde "Character who's been established as this overpowered untouchable force defeats the underdog protagonist but doesn't feel like they won because the underdog managed to land a hit on them" is like STANDARD shonen stuff 😭

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@tarupussy

1 year

I was rewatching Labirynth Warriors and once again I'm shown how quick-witted Childe is. In Liyue he knew abt the tension between the Qixing and the Adepti and weaponized that, and here he shows us again how he can get to the bottom of any situation with only his own observations

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4 months

some of you don't actually like Childe because why would you read a thread about him as a character and your only concern is how it doesn't favour your ship in the way you like

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@tarupussy

4 months

FINALLY someone got this right

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11 months

Childe has no voicelines in 4.2 yet he will be the main driving plot of that part. he's in his damsel era

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@tarupussy

10 months

why is Tartaglia haters' go-to comeback always "he tried to drown a nation"😭 like we don't wish he actually succeeded doing that

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@tarupussy

10 months

SKIRK WILL BE THE ONE TO SAVE CHILDE SHE WILL LIFT HIM OFF THE WATER BRIDAL STYLE TRUST ME ON THIS

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@tarupussy

8 months

Childe's mom tried to teach him how to sew but he would only learn it from Skirk and on his own skin instead of cloth. So imagine her surprise when she sees Teucer run to his brother instead to put Mr. Cyclops' arm back.

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@tarupussy

4 years

Johnny went from yeehaw to ahoy. the RANGE

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@tarupussy

11 months

Genshin Impact does not deserve this character

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@tarupussy

1 year

bro Childe did not survive living among monsters for 3 months and learn Teyvat's forbidden knowledge for y'all to think he would open up that easily. Pulcinella HAD to go over and beyond to earn Childe's trust after all he went thro

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@tarupussy

4 months

@tartaino Childe is smart, even he knows something is up with Pulcinella, it's just that at that time all he NEEDED was a parental figure to lean on and relieve him of the pain, and Pulcinella was the only one to show up. feed the hungry scraps and they'll thank you for the meal...

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@tarupussy

11 months

i think we as a community should talk more about (and sexualize) Childe's religious fanaticism

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@tarupussy

1 year

fuck that reddit post that claimed Childe was Just A Guy. Childe could have been dissected more as a character, with more theories surrounding his lore if that viral post didn't encourage people to simply regard him as "the guy that fell down a hole once lol"

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1 year

@Capitanussy 5 years on T

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@tarupussy

9 months

HYV I KNOW YOU JUST MADE CHILDE ONE OF THE MAIN FOCUS OF FONTAINE BUT HEAR ME OUT

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@tarupussy

1 month

you wanna know something fucked up? Childe is so devoted to Teucer's comfort and happiness (things he got denied of as a child) he's inadvertently raising a bad person. by not teaching children no means no, it's more likely for them to ignore it growing up

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@tarupussy

1 year

the highlight of Childe's story quest wasn't when he slashed thro all those ruin guards in record time, it was when he put on this disappointed look and said softly "I'm not mad, just worried" to Teucer. In that instant my mind went "...mom?" what the hell was that

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@tarupussy

3 months

// genshin leaks, spoilers, whatever Foul Legacy is confirmed to be a Khaenri'ah art and you know what the sinners of Khaenri'ah(which The Foul is a part of) wanted? they wanted a descender! and WHO is now The Foul's legacy??! omg guys the theories just keep making more sense!!!

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@tarupussy

4 years

Wait a minute......

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@tarupussy

13 days

notice how the cats' coat is of a similar colour to the Harbinger that plays a major role in that region 😳

౨ৎ | tsaritsa’s right arm

@FatuiTsaritStar

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you said "im going to end up living alone with many cats in the high mountains" and #tsaritsa already is 😭😭 #fatui

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@tarupussy

9 months

@_moonfishy_ The curse of being a verson 1 genshin character 😔 lazy burst animations, bad constellations and unpolished battle choreography

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@tarupussy

1 year

@azuubies brother.... he SERVES a woman, he was TRAINED by a woman (who he idolizes and wants to find), he has SISTERS. stop projecting your own misogyny on him.

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@tarupussy

2 years

NSFW 🔞 | #capitaru 🛡️💧 | ‘older person shows younger person what good sex is actually like after younger person keeps having bad sex’ Childe is not a virgin. He tells Capitano as much when the older man steps aside to allow Childe entrance to his bed chambers.

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@tarupussy

10 months

Wriothesley when Childe tries talking to him

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@tarupussy

1 year

yes it's pretty neat how Childe didn't let himself be defined by the tragedies of his life but it's also worth considering how he didn't have the chance to process them. first because of Skirk's indoctrination and later because of his enlistment in the military as a kid

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@tarupussy

9 months

THEY CENSORED HIS CAMEL TOE

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@tarupussy

11 months

@fatuischilde their 2 only excuses are so easily debunked too: "it was Childe's blood" the cut started bleeding after Neuvillette takes a few steps and when he wiped it, it bleed out again "it was from debris" Neuvillette double-checked the blood on his fingers and then looked back at Childe

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@tarupussy

1 year

it's like it fucking PAINS them to admit Childe is strong in his own merit brah if it was from debris Neuvillette wouldn't be double checking his fingers and looking back 💀

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7 months

I like the idea of Childe being a light sleeper but when he falls asleep in his childhood home or in the teapot some deep part of him will say it's safe and bam. dead to the world. all the strain he's been putting on his body? he's not rousing so soon

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@tarupussy

11 months

keeping the others from making a big fuss out of Signora's funeral and then smiling the moment before she got frosted oh he really hated her

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@tarupussy

8 months

But when he gets up and makes grabby hands at her, calling out for her with a watery voice, "Mama... Mama..." She forgets her own fear. She holds the ghost of her son close then wipes the blood off his mouth with her sleeve. She'll tell her husband it was from preparing the fish.

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@tarupussy

10 months

sometimes it hits me how Tartaglia is living such a lonely existence... and I go into my teapot and put another puppy in his room

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@tarupussy

1 year

this is where my hc that Childe has no scars comes from 🫣 a man in a position that's always prone to mutilation having no signs of it on his body makes him all the more terrifying

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1 year

• In the 1.1 Web Event and the 2.2 event, we learn that Childe doesn't get hurt often, even when fighting strong enemies. • Most importantly, his experience in combat is unmatched. They're not just throwing words arround when they say that he's CONSTANTLY growing stronger.

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@tarupussy

1 year

@tomoyashii on the spectrum of flanderization by the english dub, Xiao and Childe sit on opposite ends of it Xiao: I was molded into a weapon of war and I hate it English team: lmao emo boy Childe: I was molded into a weapon of war and I love it English team: lmao silly guy

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@tarupussy

2 years

NSFW 🔞 | #capitaru 🛡️💧| Reverse Personality AU (shy Childe, shameless Capitano) | Childe has a 🌸 Childe is very polite. Despite being on the same ranking, he continues addressing his senior Harbingers by their noble titles. Capitano finds this very endearing.

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@tarupussy

1 year

Wriothesley being colorblind and a law enforcer is such a stupid combination 😭😭 Neuvillette will describe the eleventh harbinger's appearance and Childe will go right under his nose because he's got green eyes and blond hair

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@tarupussy

3 months

this is insane... THIS IS INSANE

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@tarupussy

11 months

but then you also have his admiration for strong men like his father, Capitano and Varka.. his idea of masculinity is also a positive one and he's not ashamed of embracing both

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@tarupussy

2 years

@thechildesimp @zjxjsy people really forget Childe was trained since a very young age to go to war 😭 I think it will take a lot more than some rich dude saying mean things to him to break him

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@tarupussy

1 year

I just know Childe felt that shoulder pat and "I'm proud of you, son" look in his pussy

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@tarupussy

1 year

traced art vs cultural reset that had "ecchi belt" treding for days

Creaambin

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Who’s winning

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@tarupussy

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imo one of the biggest misconceptions the fandom has about Childe is how they portray him as this boasting idiot when canonically he has shown to be level-headed and soft-spoken

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2 months

canon: "lone wolf nature", "was once a wounded wolf", "the wolf cub sought Her Majesty's blessing" all of childetwt: we've talked about this already, his fursona is a FOX 😡

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@tarupussy

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he's the kind of beautiful boy ancient greeks would exchange their wives and both children for just a night with

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@tarupussy

1 year

not to mention his personality/life philosophies/personal goals *could* have been a direct result of his prolonged contact with the Irminsul 🤔 or perhaps the Childe we know is not the Ajax that ran away from home all those years ago

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@tarupussy

1 year

Childe remains as one of the most relevant characters in Genshin not because of his story role but because people just love to bring up discourse about him every new week

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@tarupussy

9 months

I love how it's basically canon that Childe does ballet I'm imagining him doing standing splits and I'm already getting light-headed

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@tarupussy

4 months

I'M SO EMOTIONAL OVER THE WAY THEY TURNED HIS MASK INTO A HAIR PIN AS A WAY TO KEEP THAT ICONIC PART OF HIS ORIGINAL DESIGN

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@tgf_pic

4 months

「いらっしゃーい！死ぬほどゆ～っくり、してってね♪」胡桃のカフェと店員とその常連客を描きました！ #TeyvatFashion #GenshinImpact

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2 years

if you genuinely think Childe is dumb as rocks then I'm worried about you for both your lack of critical thinking and excessive consumption of badly-written fanfiction

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@tarupussy

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Snezhnaya interlude before Khaenri'ah will be a Childe focused quest where we find the place he fell (the Narwhal's place of rest)

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@tarupussy

4 months

awww, she really sees him as just a kid :(

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@tarupussy

1 year

it's so hot how Tartaglia's title is literally "Young Lord" i need to see the common folk of Snezhnaya refer to him as nobility/royalty

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@tarupussy

3 months

why's he arching like that 😭

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@tarupussy

1 year

are you telling me Childe's THIRD banner made more money than the debut of long-awaited character Baizhu AND fan-favourite character Ganyu? 💀

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@tarupussy

9 months

Tartaglia being from a previous era.... nahh three times is a pattern, this boy has to be the Fu Hua expy

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@tarupussy

1 year

this man masturbated once in his life and felt so guilty about it he never did it again

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2ND PLACE FOR SLUTTIEST HSR MAN 🥈 GEPARD 🥈 WITH 11,153 (12.5%) VOTES

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@tarupussy

1 year

my fav brand of Childe is lean build, unblemished skin, boyish face and a smile that doesn't reach his eyes. he is beautiful in an uncanny way. you just stare at him and know there is *something* lurking underneath the surface

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@tarupussy

5 months

god this makes me think about Pulcinella, is he actually a fun gramps with a soft spot for Ajax? or is he just keeping Ajax's family hostage to use against him? or OR, maybe his intentions were bad only in the beginning, then he grew attached 🥹

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@timelytsaritsa

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love for kids is a spectrum

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@tarupussy

11 months

// genshin leaks SKIRK AND CHILDE REUNION IS HAPPENING??? Either that or we're getting the Childe flashback 🥹

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@tarupussy

1 year

look at my lawyer Dawgggggg I'm going to jail 😩🤯🤣

Timely Abyssal Frost🦊🦚| 🍉

@chaeyatism

1 year

Tweet like your in genshin impact

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4 years

What's your favorite Johnny top?

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@tarupussy

1 year

// Fontaine spoilers . . . . tf happened in that "fight"? why is Childe laying down ass up?? why is Neuvillette all disarranged after he attacked Childe from behind while he was immobile?? what?? what???

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