Tara Seshan @tarstarr Twitter profile

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Tara Seshan

@tarstarr

2 years

I've been at my current gig for ~8 months, so I went back to my notes to find out what 21 year old Tara thought about her first 8 months at Stripe.

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3 years

team naming is using the words “experience” “platform” "operations" and “engineering” in various configurations until you die

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4 years

Helped my mom organize her spice cabinet and may have had a Freudian slip?

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8 months

Probably one of the most impressive business leaders I have ever seen is Jorgen von Knudstorp, the former CEO of LEGO.

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3 years

Ok all of these Indian people really need to stop being CEOs because it's unrealistically raising my parents' expectations.

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3 years

Just for the record, my fam *doesn’t know where I’ve worked for the last 7 years* but also thinks I’m BFFs with Sundar. As usual, not sure whether I should be humbled or flattered.

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4 years

product management

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4 years

A truly monster gigantic enormous set of ships from the Billing team, a collection of amazing human beings who regularly have nightmares about prorations, fractional cents, and product catalogues so that YOU don't have to.

More flexibility with Stripe Billing

New Stripe Billing features to help you support more business models, shave time off of your operations, and let you bill customers globally with advanced invoicing features.

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3 months

Claude Artifacts are insane — I cannot believe how good the product is. You can ask it to build most little internal tools in minutes (at least, the UI) and customize further via code. Feels like a superpower for semi-technical people.

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4 years

When we wrote the charter for Stripe Billing ~3-4 years ago, the dream user was Atlassian: they're the canonical example of an enterprise-scale SaaS business that "doesn't have one business model." Seemed very aspirational at the time. Super 😍 they're now live on Billing

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Atlassian joins great company in Notion, Slack, The Atlantic, and 100k+ other forward-thinking businesses building their subscription billing platform on Stripe.

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3 years

I'm here to say that the "mob" and "mafia" metaphor is overused, I'd rather call us the "yakuza". The mob hires too many people, I'd rather be low on opex and headcount like the yakuza.

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1 year

@ArmandDoma I read this as "Beetlejuice coded" who's with me

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3 years

I decided to move back to SF in October, and knew that this time, I wanted to invest in my community. But as a pandemic side effect, I forgot all of my social skills! @cremebruleecart showed me the Pancake Way. If you like pancakes and live in SF, join us?

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4 years

You're not a true enterprise software company until you have a product named Relay and another one named Connect.

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@levie

4 years

Enterprises are moving from just enabling near-term remote work to now digitizing business processes for the long-run. Excited to be powering to the future of workflow with major Box Relay updates:

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4 years

me, in performance reviews

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@FT

4 years

Jesus Christ was also misunderstood, Masayoshi Son tells investors

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4 years

Personal news: I've started a fund called Rat Capital with my friends @cglodha and @davidjwiner . Why? 1/ Tara backwards = "a rat" 2/ Rats can be epigenetically programmed if they're licked 3/ we have no money, so investment = garbage we've scavenged from SF streets.

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2 years

When I heard Jay was working on @stripe Financial Connections, I thought "huh, not the guy I'd have picked to build Stripe's dating app." I'm assuming he had to pivot to an API to connect financial accounts, much more his speed.

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We’re launching Financial Connections today, enabling businesses and their customers to safely share their financial data. Businesses can go directly to Stripe to access a privacy-first authentication flow and our new data API.

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3 years

Yesterday was my last day at Stripe, after 7 years (!) and 6 products. I’ll treasure (yes, Treasury pun) this experience, and it’s hard to put into words how grateful I am. It’s still early days for Stripe, and I’m proud to have played a small part.

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3 years

If I were playing Tyler Cowen’s “underrated/overrated” game, I’d say that we are underrating the rare magic of “work that gets it right.”That is, work that is energizing, meaningful, promotes progress, has great people, is intellectually challenging, and provides ownership.

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4 years

I’m excited about embedded finance — the idea that the non-finance companies can embed financial tools into their products to create a better and more cohesive user experience for their end user.

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4 years

A collection of Indian parents’ horrific attempts to be festive on Christmas, thx Subtle Curry Traits.

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@tarstarr

4 years

As a Stripe employee, I have two reactions to this tweet: 1) It's still early days for Stripe, and there's more work to do now than ever before. 2) This screenshot is so lovely and nostalgic, but why is "Get Started with Stripe" in title case, it's f'ing killing me?

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We launched Stripe 9 years ago today. Thanks to everyone who bet on us since then!

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4 years

How long it takes an ACH payment to land:

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@tarstarr

7 years

The obvious takeaway is "the best ideas come from anywhere" but the only slightly less obvious takeaway is "recurring revenue models are always the best idea."

Brett Berson

@brettberson

7 years

I just learned from a former longtime Amazon employee, the idea for Prime came from an IC engineer. He wrote up a 6 page memo. He was inspired by the Costco membership model. It was built as a test. It's now the key pillar of Amazon. The best ideas can come from anywhere.

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4 years

If annoying job req language like "thrive in a collaborative environment involving different stakeholders and subject matter experts" gets you down, may I interest you in an alternative? Work with me in a Business-Speak-free (amongst other stuff) PM role!

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@tarstarr

5 years

~A month ago, I left Billing for Financial Products to tackle something new at Stripe with an incredible group of people. If that also appeals to you (or someone you know), we're hiring a PM for Corporate Card in NYC.

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@tarstarr

3 years

Would be nice if you could format a doc for printing such that all the hyperlinks turned into a tiny QR code. I want to follow up on the links while reading the physical version!

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@tarstarr

3 years

Presenting my parents’ Thanksgiving Ganesha… 🍂

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@tarstarr

6 years

Welp, I went a full 4 years at Stripe before unintentionally spamming the whole company with a notification/email/issue. 🤦‍♀️

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@tarstarr

4 years

is stripe treasury simply a ploy for me to launch a fintech substack? I can tell you, for all those who were desperately asking (read: nobody), it is not the case.

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@stripe

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Introducing Stripe Treasury—an API to embed financial services in your platform. Let your customers: 🏦 Manage money in interest-earning accounts 💸 Move money with ACH and wire transfers ⏩ Get faster access to revenue 💳 Spend funds with issued cards

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5 years

I have eaten the coronavirus supplies you were storing on the top shelf And which you were probably saving for total pandemic Forgive me I was WFH so unable to cook for myself

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2 years

A legal and compliance team named this cake

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2 years

Boss to team: "You know when your mother speaks to you in a really loving way, and you can't trust her to give you real feedback?" Every immigrant kid in the room: "uh what?!"

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@tarstarr

2 years

I've noticed people go for ad hominem personal attacks when they have no real product critique.

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4 years

My father's Google Home doesn't recognize the word "Connecticut" when said with a thick Indian accent. But since he has the same exact Tamil accent as Sundar Pichai, I imagine the team will be hearing CEO feedback as soon as Sundar makes his first trip to CT. Biding my time.

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@tarstarr

3 years

I still believe that Dropbox Paper is deeply underrated.

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@tarstarr

3 years

@micsolana Never forget the Treaty of Tordesillas where Spain and Portugal drew one line to divvy up the entire world between them…damn really makes you think, “where are they now” etc.

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2 years

Making friends at work.

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7 months

At least Slack's website screenshots finally reflect the real purpose of the tool: fomenting and then quelling unnecessary employee uprisings.

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@tarstarr

5 years

The main thing I learned from making two tiktoks this week is that is insanely fucking hard work. Making a group tiktok is like writing and producing an episode of Seinfeld! Maybe what America needs to turn economic productivity around is Gen Z, seriously.

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4 years

"Not sure if I have covid or if it's just American food," says my Indian father, while eating flatbread pizza.

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@tarstarr

3 years

Free $100M idea: Do a remake of "The Producers", but crypto. (Founders try to make a fraud crypto startup, it accidentally becomes successful, they can't cash out, there's singing & dancing)

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@tarstarr

2 years

There’s a great quote from the early Amazon days, which is “If we can keep our competitors focused on us while we stay focused on the customer, ultimately we'll turn out alright.”

John Collison

@collision

2 years

Patrick shared this note internally about the Financial Connections/Plaid kerfuffle. Glad to put it behind us, and I'm look forward to continued vibrant competition in fintech (which customers benefit from!) in the future.

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4 years

Slack's pricing is the shining example I constantly cite to SaaS startups. They did the hard, right thing by taking the integral of active usage over a period rather than just charging for all seats/month. Now the hard thing is easy with Stripe Billing. 😉

Slack deploys Stripe globally for enterprise payments and billing

Enterprise communication platform uses Stripe Billing to stay nimble and enhance customer experiences

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@tarstarr

3 years

These days, I find myself thinking about: 1. Technology tools to cut carbon 2. Global financial infrastructure (yes, +crypto!) 3. CA’s housing crisis 4. Getting more wind instruments sampled in hip hop 5. The creeping dread that I may indeed be turning into my parents

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@tarstarr

3 years

What is my 78 year old great-uncle going to email Sundar about? A great mystery, I am desperate to know.

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3 years

the keynote for stripe sessions premiered this morning, my sister @MayaSeshan has already made a parody video of me.

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@tarstarr

4 years

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is “Never get involved in a land war in Asia,” but only slightly less well known is this: "never ask an executive an open ended question when action items are on the line!”

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4 years

Working from your parents' house means that at any given moment, they could be: * taking calls * blending * vacuuming * running a pressure cooker * ringing bells * diy construction * buying 5 pet howler monkeys * launching a space shuttle * causing the eruption of Krakatoa

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@tarstarr

11 months

People who took a big bet on me: * @DStrachman & the Thiel Fellowship * @grifftgaff and Dani DeLeon got me my job at Stripe. * @isaach helped me get into product. Nobody wanted me to do it nor gave me a shot except Isaac. * @noahmp and @kurrik took many, many big bets on me.

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@ttunguz

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I can remember at each career inflection point the person who took a bet on me. When I joined Google it was Kim. When I moved to product, Marissa. Then to Redpoint, it was the early stage team : Geoff, Tim, Chris, & Scott. Lloyd & Frank at Looker for their Series A. Today, it’s

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6 months

Everyone's talking about AI ushering-in an era of infinite product customizability, but not enough about designing the right primitives, with the right set of users, to make that customizability possible. The former CEO of Lego (Knudstorp) gets it! ()

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@tarstarr

4 years

Everyone says the best part of working at Stripe is working with amazing peers *like* Eduardo. But for me, the best part of working at Stripe was **actually** working with Eduardo.

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@guayosr

4 years

After ~7 amazing years at @stripe , it's time to say adiós. I have no words (in english or spanish 😉) to describe how fortunate I feel to have had the opportunity to work with this team.

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@tarstarr

3 years

Honestly my @CarbonHealth doctor is the best PCP I have ever had. I’m Indian and insulting multiple relatives with this statement.

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@tarstarr

3 years

Wait, so let me check if I got this: the point of buying the Constitution was to donate it to a museum. And now it’s going to a museum, but 1) Ken Griffin is footing the bill instead 2) paid a higher price thanks to y’all bidding it up. Feels like, ahem, a win? I don’t get it. 🤨

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@tarstarr

2 years

We’re growing @watershed ’s PM team!

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@tarstarr

2 years

There's a great West Wing quote where Tobi, the speechwriter, talks about writing "37 pages for 2.5 paragraphs" to explain the essence of a bill. All that said, it's worth remembering that your 2.5 paragraphs will only be good if you spent the time to write the 37 pages.

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@tarstarr

4 years

If you’re a developer with opinions on payments APIs, we’d love your feedback on some new ideas Stripe’s cooking up. 😋 If you're chosen, you'll get: 🤫A sneak peek into new stuff 🎁$150 gift card 👩🏾‍🍳A promise I'll never *literally* cook anything for you

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@tarstarr

4 years

Super proud of @chu_onthis and @jamesfzhang . They shipped something excellent, that *works at scale*, with a tiny team, really quickly...in a really big organization! Most importantly, it's undoubtedly what our users wanted & needed.

Stripe

@stripe

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Introducing the Stripe Billing customer portal. Let your customers: ⬆️ Upgrade, downgrade, or cancel a subscription ✏️ Update their payment methods 🧾 View their billing history

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4 years

Every Indian-American family uses (or has used) these Corelle plates, even if you’re the surgeon general. 😛❤️

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@vivek_murthy

4 years

Chocolate chip pancakes for the kids this morning. Each one is irregular and no two are the same....I’m telling them it’s a metaphor for humanity (but it’s really just my poor culinary skills).

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2 years

It took working in payments for ~8 years to get me to stop reading POS as “piece of shit,” and these days I just wonder why everyone is talking about point of sale all the time

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@tarstarr

6 years

Today I learned what makes a True PM.

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@tarstarr

4 years

We officially invented a risk management apparatus! 😅

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@tarstarr

2 years

I was once in a product review where a leader was surprised that my team's feature actually worked. Our EM @kurrik 's response was "thanks, we try not to ship garbage." People are all about galaxy brain product advice but tbh I'm just out here tryin' not to ship garbage.

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@tarstarr

5 years

@epang33 @stripe Defend your business against churn with Stripe Billing. 💸💡 On average, we've turned 40% of would-be declined payments into revenue. We auto-update old cards, send failed payment emails to your customers, and use ML to intelligently retry payments.

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@tarstarr

4 years

Some of the most unusual things that make @hazelcough the greatest: 1. She talks about growing her skill over time, vs. industry myth of “born a CS prodigy” 2. She loves reading *real literature* over biz books 3. She focuses on building people as much as she does systems

Will Larson

@Lethain

4 years

Excited to share @hazelcough 's path to the Payments Products Tech Lead role at @stripe . Michelle shares a bunch of tools she uses like her "top 3" doc of current priorities and using a decision log when she and her team designed Stripe Payment Intents.

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4 years

I've worked on accounting/treasury adjacent things for nigh on ~4 years now, and still think that "General Ledger" could make a great cereal box character that fights unnecessarily fast growing expenses.

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@tarstarr

5 years

"I just took a DNA test and turns out we offer 2% cash back with the Stripe Corporate Card on your top two categories."

Cristina Cordova

@cjc

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@tarstarr @stripe The Stripe Corporate Card scales with your business. Rewards adapt to your spending: 2% cash back on your top two spending categories and 1% on everything else. After your first $5K spent, you’ll also get $50K in free payment processing with Stripe.

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4 years

To the frenemies who told me that WF chickpea spaghetti was good: it tastes like silt from the Nile River was mixed with sawdust & CSPAN, then made into spaghetti form. I fundamentally distrust your character now, and believe you to be slightly malevolent.

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@tarstarr

5 years

what happened to "we're all gluten intolerant" hmm?

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@tarstarr

3 years

Being the person to type transcript-style notes in a meeting is a great way to parse who actually has great content, versus who has been getting by on charisma. It's actually kind of shocking.

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@tarstarr

4 years

Every time we have wildfires in California, I’m reminded of the unspeakable cruelty of using prison labor ($1/hr, $5/day) as 40% of our firefighting force. There’s something so dystopian and horrible about this.

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@tarstarr

3 years

Ok hear me out: what if Joe Sumerian was just a bad comedian? Everyone in 3500 BC was like “what the hell Joe, we don’t find this funny either.”

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3 years

After a year of sampling remote "fun games" with my team, have to say the most fun (for me and not for anyone else) is still the "confidence interval" game – how good are you at estimation, and knowing when you're right?

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@tarstarr

5 years

how is VC twitter discussing the ethics of YC Mock interviews during burning man week? are they all just standing next to each other on the Playa?

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@tarstarr

1 year

@far33d The "no PMs" nonsense aside, the thing I found hilarious was his description of the ideal engineer as someone who is "meeting the people who pay their salaries and building what they ask for." I never would want to work at this guy's company as an engineer!

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@tarstarr

5 years

Today, members of our 30+ person Billing team (across multiple geos and offices!) dressed like Friday Arne, except for @kurrik , who chose that one Friday to dress like Monday Arne.

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@tarstarr

3 years

Snoop Dogg and I share ad copy lines.

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@tarstarr

3 years

leaving an empty zoom tile open for the Customer

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@tarstarr

3 years

Tech people are always looking for examples of “first principles thinking triumphing over industry expertise” and let me tell you, the perfect example is “giving highly specific instructions for a haircut” versus “let the hairdresser do their thing.”

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@tarstarr

3 years

I currently suffer a Great Injustice, which is never getting credit from my Apple Watch for standing at my standing desk. In these unprecedented times, validation from digital sources is all that's keeping us going. We will not stand for this. Literally.

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@tarstarr

3 years

Winston pre-LASIK: 30 interceptions / season Winston post-LASIK: 5 Pass TD with 0 Int in a season-opener So when I get LASIK next month: Tara pre-LASIK: 30 bad PRDs/ quarter Tara post-LASIK: reinvents payments?? earns gajillions in revenue?? ships everything?? JUST YOU WAIT!

ESPN Stats & Info

@ESPNStatsInfo

3 years

Jameis Winston is the first QB in NFL history to throw 5 Pass TD with 0 Int in a season-opener in his first career start with a new team. Overall, he's the 7th quarterback with 5 passing touchdowns & no interceptions in a opener & the 1st since Lamar Jackson in 2019.

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My 3 year old niece asked my cousin to check out the "beautiful princess on the TV." My cousin comes over to see the princess. Reader, that princess was Stormy Daniels.

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4 years

pivoted and they're on the first page of HN; what's remained constant is that they're still trying to replace me.

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@tarstarr

2 years

I have outlasted Liz Truss: I've been in the UK longer than she was in office.

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@tarstarr

5 years

I'm a big fan of print journalism & monetizing in a way that directly corresponds with the value that the product delivers. Proud that this entirely powered on Stripe Billing.

The Atlantic Launches New Subscription Plans and Introduces A Metered Model

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@tarstarr

3 years

@fangKfang @OhFuada @sclarawu @KellyKMoriarty @sophiesak23 @stripe @TaxJar Payout Card joins the forces of Stripe Treasury and Issuing! It’ll let marketplaces pay drivers or contractors with a card and an account. We’ll share more later this year. Meanwhile, you can come to our embedded finance talk for more: . #StripeSessions

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11 months

What the heck was sundar doing this weekend? Dude wasn’t even in the game.

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@tarstarr

5 years

So, it has come to this.

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@tarstarr

5 years

The🔝 feature request I’d hear while on Billing was “scheduling future changes”, so that you can upgrade on Jan 1st, switch to 💳4567 on July 30th, end contract after 3 ♻️, or change the billing cycle to start in May. This was an *insane* feature to build, and it’s here!

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Automate your billing... from the future! Subscription schedules now let you: ⏱ Start a subscription on a future date 📆 Backdate a subscription to a past date ⏫ Upgrade or downgrade a subscription

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3 years

A big reason I love California is that the light looks like golden syrup.

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@tarstarr

4 years

I accidentally threw my bf's airpod case into the wash, so I've been timesharing my airpod case as a form of penance. These two incidents have become a bigger test of our relationship than quarantine itself, let me tell ya.

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@tarstarr

2 years

@aniiyengar This type of guy likely also has the Hasan Minhaj beard AND was on their college bhangra team.

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@tarstarr

2 years

@varunramg She tryna get rid of you.

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@tarstarr

5 years

Remember that Atlantic article about Youth using GDocs as a chat app? I'm here to tell you they've moved on... to testmode Stripe Billing invoices:

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@tarstarr

4 years

I have discovered a truly excellent example of shipping the org chart, *involving actual shipping*

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@tarstarr

1 year

People who haven’t seen @romainhuet demos are in for a real experience 🪄🎩

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Tara Seshan

@tarstarr

5 years

Revenue Waterfalls Rule Everything Around Me

erica

@epang33

5 years

@brahn @stripe We're adding Revenue Recognition to Stripe Billing. You'll get a dashboard with downloadable reports detailing your revenue and deferred revenue. Gone are the days of tying thousands of rows of data together. 😄📒 Sign up for the beta:

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Tara Seshan

@tarstarr

6 years

listening to the Pirates of the Caribbean soundtrack as you write is ultimate way to create urgency & focus, get at me.

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Tara Seshan

@tarstarr

4 years

"In this document, I will first describe why the strawman is made of straw. Second, I will describe why it isn't a man at all, but a dog. Third, I will tell you why we considered a strawberry, but ultimately decided in favor of the strawdog as a higher ROI undertaking."

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Tara Seshan

@tarstarr

4 years

I’m moving out of my apartment and have to finally contend with this dragon’s hoard of dry goods I amassed during the Early Quarantine era. I am now eating my way through canned soup for every meal, and feeling like this could easily qualify as one of Hercules’ 12 Labors.

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