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Tara Watson

@tara_watson_

2 years

Millennial women have trust issues because we were told for three Bridget Jones movies that this woman wasn’t thin.

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Tara Watson

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2 years

The only thing that will heal our broken culture is if Pamela Anderson is cast in the next season of The White Lotus as Jennifer Coolidge’s grieving sister.

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Tara Watson

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2 years

Of course, this tweet has been liked/retweeted almost exclusively by women and the worst replies are from men. This tweet is not for you. I do not care what you think of women’s bodies.

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Tara Watson

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2 years

The Australian leapt out of her body in this moment. #Succession

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Tara Watson

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7 years

Crazy turnout at #EqualLove rally in Melbourne. #MarriageEquality

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Tara Watson

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5 years

This actor has no business looking so much like Chad Michael Murray. #LookingForAlaska

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Tara Watson

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18 days

If we’re going to mock last year’s girl for saying she looked like Megan Fox (she did), you best believe we’re going to talk about Nick saying he looks like Superman because omg, he’s so right. #loveisblind

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Tara Watson

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2 years

Yes, I just watched #PamelaALoveStory . No, no woman should have had to endure what she endured in her life.

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Tara Watson

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6 years

Eden slut-shaming Millie shows the exact revolting person he is and also don’t forget Eden bullied Teddy and only wanted to keep him in to win. #LoveIslandAU

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Tara Watson

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2 years

Liz absolutely murdering these two men in front of the jury. #SurvivorAU

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Tara Watson

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2 years

When the vote flipped from Stevie to Fraser. This is #SurvivorAU history.

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Tara Watson

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5 years

Thanking ⁦ @bradesposito ⁩ for bringing this into my life.

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Tara Watson

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4 years

To be fair, the identity of Lady Whistledown is pretty obvious. #Bridgerton

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Tara Watson

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3 years

My Fall plans: The Delta variant:

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Tara Watson

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4 years

Poh refusing to swap with anyone because she knows she thrives in chaos. #MasterChefAU

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Tara Watson

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4 years

Reynold watching down from the gantry, thinking of ways to improve the dessert. #MasterChefAU

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Tara Watson

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7 years

I often fantasise about existing in a world where my ass doesn’t get grabbed by men on late night trains.

Claire Lehmann

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7 years

Men don’t grope on Australian trains. This is straight up fantasy.

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Tara Watson

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2 years

Me watching the waiter bring out food to people who are not me. #SurvivorAU

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Tara Watson

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2 years

Jess: “You’re a very attractive guy, girls are going to want you.” The guy: #LoveIslandAU

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Tara Watson

@tara_watson_

2 years

Some fun news: I’m now Punkee’s deputy editor, so pitch me your entertainment/beauty ideas! I’m talking iconic ‘00s movies recaps, rants about Grey’s Anatomy plot holes, every Tom Holland role ranked, recreate your high school makeup routine, trial a placenta facial, get weird!

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Tara Watson

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5 years

“Harry is the most genuine person in here.” #TooHotToHandle

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Tara Watson

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4 years

Daniel Andrews shutting down non-essential retail for lockdown 3.0.

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Tara Watson

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2 years

Hayley (aka the only actual past winner) somehow getting to another tribal without anyone mentioning her name. #SurvivorAU

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Tara Watson

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3 years

George calling himself an alpha male then quitting the challenge after trying for two minutes. #SurvivorAU

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Tara Watson

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8 years

I'm glad Sharon isn't a bully, and by bullying Susan she proved that perfectly. #9married

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Tara Watson

@tara_watson_

3 years

No one: Not a soul: Cara every second episode: #SurvivorAU

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Tara Watson

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3 years

Eating KFC 10 mins after

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Tara Watson

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6 years

I’m ⚪️ single ⚪️ taken 🔘 furious over the result of #rupaulsdragrace and looking for revenge.

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Tara Watson

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4 years

Laura: “Apples and pasta don’t go together.” Twitter: WHY DID YOU DO PASTA AGAIN THEN VJUYGHGFRFFYTPPO #MasterChefAU

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Tara Watson

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6 years

Watching #Studio10 is my guilty pleasure but the show has become unwatchable since Kerri-Anne Kennerley joined. She is ignorant and offensive. Her outdated views are so embarrassing that often Sarah & even Joe are lost for words. @YumiStynes hit the nail on the head.

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Tara Watson

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3 years

Lexi: “I just love Ryan’s eyes and the way he stares.” Ryan’s stare: #LoveIslandAU

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Tara Watson

@tara_watson_

4 years

Bonnie Anderson could start singing the Neighbours theme mid performance and people still be saying that’s Jess Mauboy. #MaskedSingerAU

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Tara Watson

@tara_watson_

4 years

This is what I see in the corner of my room when I have sleep paralysis. #MaskedSingerAU

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Tara Watson

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3 years

Flick pretending to search for an idol. #SurvivorAU

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Tara Watson

@tara_watson_

4 years

My love for @XtineQuinn knows no bounds. #SellingSunset

Don't Get It Twisted, Christine Is Not The Villain In 'Selling Sunset'

Not all heroes wear capes, some wear two-metre long ponytails.

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Tara Watson

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4 years

We don’t deserve Brendan. #MasterChefAU

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Tara Watson

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5 years

When my dentist is examining the wrong side of my mouth.

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Tara Watson

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2 years

@LeahJayK It’s great!

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Tara Watson

@tara_watson_

5 years

Poh after every cook. #MasterChefAU

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Tara Watson

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2 years

Austen and Claudia are the hottest couple of all time and they should be forced to procreate just to hot up the Australian population. #LoveIslandAU

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Tara Watson

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3 years

Another all-stars season got me thinking about them again 😞 bring my boys back #MasterChefAU

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Tara Watson

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9 years

Just spotted on Sydney Rd, Brunswick😂😂😂my style of parenting...

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Tara Watson

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2 years

I’m still crying over Shonee’s blindside but at least now I can share this pic I got with the sass queen herself in Jury Villa. She’s even more iconic irl. #SurvivorAU

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Tara Watson

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4 years

Honestly, if the judges didn’t want Hayden serving a single Violet Crumble on a plate, they shouldn’t have put one in the pantry. #MasterChefAU

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Tara Watson

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4 years

We didn’t deserve Callum. I am very sad. #MasterChefAU

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Tara Watson

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4 years

Are the judges actually trying to give our king Reynold dessert advice? #MasterChefAU

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Tara Watson

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5 years

My night is about to get...wild.

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Tara Watson

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5 years

Me on the way to annoy my siblings. #ImACelebrityAU

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Tara Watson

@tara_watson_

6 years

#TheBoldType : Jacqueline: this issue we’re focusing on Christmas Sutton: I’ll think of a fashion angle Kat: I’ll start a dialogue with our digital readers for inspiration Jane: actually when I was 9 I found out Santa was a fraud so this is obviously a sensitive subject for me

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Tara Watson

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2 years

It’s the living legend that is Cara. #SurvivorAU

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Tara Watson

@tara_watson_

1 year

Today is my last day as editor of Punkee. The last six years have been a wild/unforgettable/hilarious ride but I’m ready to go back to what truly fills my cup: entertainment writing. I’m starting next week at Mamamia as senior entertainment producer 🤓

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Tara Watson

@tara_watson_

4 years

Things we’ve learnt tonight: - Chris should never cook vegetarian - Ben cannot spell - Khanh is a human emoji - Lisa McCune can still do a lot better than Peter Helliar #MasterChefAU

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Tara Watson

@tara_watson_

4 years

Ugh, this show gives me the weirdest cravings. I really want tacos, noodles, a vanilla slice, then to steal a baby. #MasterChefAU

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Tara Watson

@tara_watson_

5 years

People on here really believing that using someone else’s toothbrush to scrub a toilet is an acceptable response to cheating and not deeply violating and abusive. #MAFS

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Tara Watson

@tara_watson_

1 year

Some ✨personal✨ news: after six amazing years, I’m finishing up at Punkee at the end of the month. I’m forever grateful for my time with Junkee, I’ll have more to say closer to my last day, along with some exciting news re: my next career move 😇

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Tara Watson

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4 years

@JennaGuillaume Daenerys doesn’t randomly turn evil, she becomes queen, Tyrion is her advisor, Arya kills Cersei and Jaime dies trying to save her, Jon becomes a ranger, Sansa queen of the North, final scene Bran turns back into a bird and flies away, no one speaks of him again, roll credits

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Tara Watson

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3 years

ALL RISE FOR THE WHITE CHOCOLATE VELOUTE KING #MasterChefAU

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Tara Watson

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6 years

Next time I’m in trouble at work I shall shout “I’m the PRIME MINISTER!!!” until the issue disappears. #TheProjectTV #TheProject

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Tara Watson

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4 years

Never 😭 forget 😭 #MasterChefAU

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Tara Watson

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2 years

I’m in Germany and just woke up but some belated ~ PERSONAL ~ news:

Punkee appoints Tara Watson as its new editor, as Tahlia Pritchard exits

Youth brand Junkee Media has today appointed Tara Watson as editor of Punkee, replacing head of content and editor, Tahlia Pritchard, and will commence in the role as of 19 December.Watson has worked...

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Tara Watson

@tara_watson_

4 years

Bonnie Anderson is Bushranger: - She sings the Neighbours theme - Kelly reference is referring to Neighbours character Finn Kelly - It’s her voice lol #MaskedSingerAU

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Tara Watson

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2 years

Yeah totally, the oldest #SurvivorAU contestants are always voted out first, Gerry.

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Tara Watson

@tara_watson_

4 years

Every single #MaskedSingerAU episode: Dannii: It could be [the only Australian she knows] Urzila: It has to be [nonsensical guess] Jackie: It might be [correct guess] Hughesy: IS THAT YOU JACKIE CHAN?!

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Tara Watson

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5 years

Him: what’s your kink? Me: #MaskedSingerAU

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Tara Watson

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1 year

Late to the party but Class Of ‘07 is incredible. I’m only one episode in but this is the greatest The Bachelor parody I’ve ever seen. I can’t stop watching it.

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Tara Watson

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3 years

Me in 50 years still baffled by this story...

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Tara Watson

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5 years

Cats (2019)

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Tara Watson

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4 years

I hate it here. #MasterChefAU

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Tara Watson

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4 years

Kate-Miller Heidke sang ‘Zero Gravity’ (the astronaut reference) at Eurovision and she was number 12 on the voting lines. #MaskedSingerAU

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Tara Watson

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3 years

14-year-old me walking into class showing off my new rose gold necklace from Diva. #SurvivorAU

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Tara Watson

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2 years

If the word ‘delusional’ was a person. #LoveIslandAU

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Tara Watson

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2 years

LATELY SHE’S BEEN DRESSING FOR REVENGE #SurvivorAU

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Tara Watson

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4 years

I love my mum so much. #melbournelockdown2020

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Tara Watson

@tara_watson_

2 years

I thought Paige was being petty but she’s right, Sharni totally dropped it. (I don’t think it matters but bit weird Sharni didn’t cop to it) #SurvivorAU

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Tara Watson

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4 years

Queen is the winner, I won’t accept this reality. #MaskedSingerAU

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Tara Watson

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2 years

I’m sitting on a Jetstar flight and I don’t know what to make of this information.

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Tara Watson

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4 years

Poh and Melissa having a full conversation while crouched beside the blast chiller is why nothing compares to this show. #MasterChefAU

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Tara Watson

@tara_watson_

3 years

I love that 99% of Australians will have no idea who Joey Essex is, oblivious to the fact he’s the UK’s most iconic himbo. #ImACelebrityAU

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Tara Watson

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4 years

I’m finding myself way too relaxed for a Sunday, tonight’s episode is lacking something... #MasterChefAU

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Tara Watson

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4 years

This actual angel right here. #MasterChefAU

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Tara Watson

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3 years

“American Fashion”, I haven’t seen it yet... #MetGala

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Tara Watson

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4 years

I’m personally shook that two white women who spent a gap week in Mumbai aren’t that good at cooking authentic Indian food. #MasterChefAU

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Tara Watson

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3 years

Producers adding a twist to save George at every tribal. #SurvivorAU

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Tara Watson

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5 years

Simon: We should vote Luke, he’s the biggest threat Janine: We’re voting Daisy Simon: But Luke... Janine: Daisy it is! #survivorau

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Tara Watson

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4 years

I just realised this is the last time we’ll probably ever see this group of people together on TV. #MasterChefAU

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Tara Watson

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5 years

The most confusing part of the #KUWK finale was seeing an emotionally distraught Sia facetime Khloe in tears. Like, I don’t know what to do with that information.

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Tara Watson

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4 years

Laura realising she should have made dessert pasta instead of icy ice cream. #MasterChefAU

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Tara Watson

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