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Jeep owner; Jeep shade tree mechanic. Sua sponte. Soon to be 3𝕏 Trump voter.

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Joined February 2024
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Honored to be a cool person according to Greg
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@lporiginalg Best advertisement for working on an oil rig in the middle of the ocean I’ve ever seen
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@Rothmus If it β€œwasn’t for me” then why are you complaining that I didn’t buy it? These people are f*cking nuts
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@ClownWorld_ Our jaws both go up and down and they grind left and right. We’re omnivores. We have incisors and canines. Also, animal proteins generally provide more and higher quality amino acids than plant proteins for muscle protein synthesis.
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@ClownWorld_ β€œThey are directly speaking to millions of people without any oversight or regulation” That’s the idea, you f*cking communist.
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@Grummz Ubisoft has done the impossible, unite the Koreans, Chinese and Japanese 🀣 🀣 🀣
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@libsoftiktok "You are not allowed to be there, we'll just call you when it's time to pick 'em up" - NOPE. Huge red flag; any parent who hears this should instantly be on alert and not leave your kids with anyone who says that. This mom has good instincts. Lawyer up!
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@babybeginner They’re celebrating men beating up women and will call you a bigot for noticing
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@ReduxxMag "self-determination" "allows parents to change the sex marker on their children’s documents from birth." It's quite literally the opposite of self-determination. The parent is doing the "determining," not the self, because the self is a baby.
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@UltraDane It’s β€œAll You Can Eat” not β€œAll You All Can Eat”
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@Rothmus They made a Borderlands movie? Seriously, this is the first I’m hearing of it
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@Bubblebathgirl "Go over to Palestine!" "We'd love to!" Um... what exactly is stopping you? Seriously. Go volunteer.
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@ReduxxMag β€œThe sorority’s policy was to only admit students whose GPA was 2.7 or higher, while Langford’s GPA was just 1.9.” So not only is he a failure socially but he can’t even succeed in the low-stakes, non-competitive, clown world of academia. You barely need a pulse to get a 2.7.
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@HazelAppleyard_ Turns out that religiously affirming the self delusions of others actually hurts them. Who’d have guessed that crazy plot twist?
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@ImMeme0 Officer: What happened here? Bystander: That dude punched a woman then some people punched him back. Officer: Who punched him back? Bystander: πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ No one who is currently nearby.... ^do this. The law won't protect you for defending that woman.
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@dom_lucre Did that dipshit post that instead of inputting it into Grok’s window? 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣 Fcking 🀑
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@libsoftiktok Nice shirt!
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@ImMeme0 Mr. Ponytail Manboob here has the balls (?) to say that the RV owner harasses people all day- while he and his ze/zir-friend harass people 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣
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@GarbageHuman24 Match made in heaven
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@reddit_lies How did this person survive January of 2017- January of 2021?
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@HazelAppleyard_ They really don’t get it do they? Adult human female. It’s pretty straightforward
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@Rothmus I guess alcohol and tobacco are banned too because we don’t offer them in school cafeterias
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@libsoftiktok One of the easiest ways to spot virtue signaling is when people go out of their way to "properly" pronounce specific words that they otherwise wouldn't have "Fallestinian" ... "Mooslem"
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@EndWokeness At 1:03 after the constipation joke... for a brief moment it almost seemed like her humanity was gonna shine through and she was about to laugh. But no. Ego quickly caught back up.
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@HazelAppleyard_ β€œDoes this sound weird” Lady… you’re just scratching the surface of what’s weird about this situation
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@Grummz Lmao. Their murder fantasy couldn’t have been more poorly timed. It would be funny if it wasn’t such a serious topic… and if it wasn’t so predictable
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@ClaireFosterPHD "Checkmate" I don't think you know what this word means.
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@reddit_lies She thinks dating is going to get *easier* when he has a festering open wound between his legs?
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@Alphafox78 Does she look $12.05 better in the second photo? I dunno, maybe. She looked fine before. No one gives a shit about your overpriced makeup, lady.
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@stillgray Hahahaha!!! 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣 look at these two losers! F*cking clowns!
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@ScottMy20278797 @stillgray Dude especially if we were drunk partying! My friends probably would have turned it into a competition and then taken that too far - searching for the phone for hours, long into the night, long after the dude himself gave up and went home, then passed out on the river bank.
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@ShayWoulahan Is this a fucking game for this dude? He’s just having a grand old time?
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@ConceptualJames I remember the events of July 13th, 2024 a little differently than ChatGPT…
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@libsoftiktok The eyes Always the eyes
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@OliLondonTV @ImMeme0 These are like ...... $3000 bikes. Spoiled brats acting like brats
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@HazelAppleyard_ β€œSo like is there a certain type of panties I’m supposed to buy or tactic?” -yes, as a matter of fact, there is. They’re called boxers, they look like this, and the tactic is called β€œmanning up and turning off the porn”
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@LibertyCappy This right here. This will be the difference Americans won’t give up their guns without bloodshed so we’ll skip a few steps
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@stillgray This dude enjoys bullying people. That's why he goes where there's an inherent power imbalance - to bully service workers who can't afford to get fired.
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@Grummz I hope this game does freakin' gangbusters in sales. It's kinda wild how the Left has turned into the puritanical suppressors of sexuality.
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@RealMelcolmX Not our fault she has Michael Scott levels of self awareness and all her friends have been lying to her about her β€œtalents”
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@Rothmus The problem with β€œinciting hatred” is that it can be interpreted however they want. Any wrongthink could be considered inciting hatred. The UK is a totalitarian state. The government reserves the right to punish you for not toeing the ideological line.
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@GuntherEagleman Wait, what? Biden was the people’s choice in the 2023 primary. How exactly is that shoving his nomination down anyone’s throat? πŸ€” πŸ˜‚
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@ReduxxMag This legislation represents the essence of totalitarian control. It affirms the delusions of one protected group while harshly penalizing dissenting thought or speech (deadnaming, β€œmisgendering”). The German state is telling you outright that you must reject the evidence of your
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@JebraFaushay It's time to start mercilessly mocking these losers in public. Point and laugh.
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@stillgray I refuse to take anyone named β€œGoodykoontz” seriously
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@thevivafrei The slope was so extreme that when they neutralized the target he remained exactly where they shot him and didn’t roll off. You literally do not even need muscles to overcome that sloping roof and gravity. Miraculous πŸ™„
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@MomsPostingLs Eva Braun. Nice touch, fed
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@Grummz @MechaBREAK β€œTrump” treated like a curse word 🀣 He’s like f*cking Voldemort to these people. Oh wait, they hate JK Rowling now… hmm. What’s the L337 speak version of Trump? 7r|_|mp? Lol.
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@FondOfBeetles I’d just like to point out that you could make the same argument for any outfit. -any level of sexiness whatsoever could be seen as an attempt to please men -apparently modesty does too So what’s the right answer?
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@JackPosobiec He knew exactly when to drop his retirement packet to make sure he didn’t have to go. His replacement- and the whole unit- knows exactly what it means when you drop a packet with a deployment coming up. It’s standard practice for deployment dodgers
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@reddit_lies Oh my god they’re such f*cking robots. It’s like someone just runs a script and they all instantly start parroting the same shit. The Borg have nothing on the Democrat propaganda machine
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@againstgrmrs Straight to jail. Child abuse. I really hope this isn’t real.
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@Riley_Gaines_ @suny_cortland Maybe the creepiest part of this is welcoming "non-binary" individuals to a women's restroom. They're no longer even pretending that you should make an effort to look like a woman. Just declare yourself non-binary and you have full access. They made it easier to be a predator.
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@AMAZlNGNATURE This should be the content that Tik Tok algorithms direct towards young people.
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@Rothmus YOUR farm? You imply that you own it? You sound like one of those far right capitalist running dogs. Follow me, comrade. You will begin your reeducation today.
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@HazelAppleyard_ Who it’s β€œsupposed” to be? This is practically a master class in the school of Realism. Instant recognition.
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@reddit_lies Totally unrealistic. There is NO POSSIBLE WAY that Numbers 1 and 6 are exactly the same. I mean….. how ridiculous would that be??????
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@DelusionPosting This story is totally believable. >lunatic comes to Florida and starts screaming at everyone for no apparent reason >cops ignore ze/zir/zem
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@ItIsHoeMath I’ll give up video games when women give up Real Housewives of ________ and shitty pulp fiction romance novels. In no universe can you convince me that the latter are more valid forms of entertainment than the former. Luckily my wife is sane and recognizes the logic in this.
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@Not_the_Bee I’ve seen numerous stories that make me sympathetic to ICE lately. They keep making arrest after arrest. These releases must be so demoralizing for the typical ICE officer trying to keep criminals off the street. Is ICE the only legit federal LE agency? I dunno.
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@robbystarbuck He can read the tea leaves.
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@Mick_O_Keeffe If slaves built America, why isn't Brazil the greatest superpower in the history of the world? About 15 times as many Africans were brought to Brazil compared to the U.S. (6 mil vs. 388k)
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@Timcast Tech vs. Defense stocks
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@HazelAppleyard_ The whole β€œnot fitting into a box” thing is hilarious because every disgusting troon dude spends inordinate energy trying to fit himself into his image of what a woman is, regressive stereotypes and all. Meanwhile the β€œnon-binary” people insist there is no box.
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@reddit_lies β€œThis lady took drastic measures to ensure she didn’t die within five years!” β€œYou fatphobic POS. How dare you.”
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@pcgamer I remember when PCG didn’t completely suck balls
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@ClownWorld_ Discount Tire? I’m on the employee’s side by default. Everyone I’ve ever interacted with there has been great, including the other customers waiting with me. In multiple states.
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@VEINSVEINSVElNS Owning a jeep You need a vehicle anyway, right? Get a wrangler and you can learn how to fix it all the time when it breaks down. Bonus- they’re such common vehicles that the parts aren’t crazy expensive
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@HazelAppleyard_ He could just put more effort than he ever did before into being a man. I know that's a radical thought for these people but it's his best shot at actually attracting a woman. Get off the hormones (if he's on them), focus on your career, get your ass in shape... then try again.
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@RNCResearch He just has vague ideas kinda floating around in his head, catchphrases and go-to safe points that he can pluck out of the fog and present to the audience and wait for affirmation. It’s gotten him this far but gets more difficult with age.
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@MostlyPeacefull Lol… his bots aren’t showing up?
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@Rothmus Pole vault would suddenly become the most popular event. That would be hilarious
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@HistoryMuppet I've never seen this clip but recognized it instantly. South Park referenced this with the Ike character... he says "cookie monster" multiple times in different episodes.
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@HazelAppleyard_ β€œTrans people deserve love… we will not stand for this!” - you can’t force people to love you. The quicker you come to terms with that, the better
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@rawsalerts Lawn mower Utility chest Extended cab No lift or big tires This is a regular working class guy. People are sick of this ideology being shoved in their faces
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@JackStr42679640 I think he just didn't cover himself in enough propellant or the right propellant. He doused himself and that burned, his clothes soaked and burned, but he didn't burn long and hot enough to get as charred as you would think. Other burn victims who burn longer and hotter are
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@jajajannylynn @reddit_lies Each other. It’s an echo chamber
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@HazelAppleyard_ So I take it these people would rather attend a rooftop party in Gaza than a pride parade in Tel Aviv? Lol ok.
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@HazelAppleyard_ βœ… added to β€œTrans Nonsense” bookmarks folder We’ve entered the upside down world folks
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@Grummz @topek899 This kind of hyperbolic, hysterical nonsense just makes normal people want to tune them out - especially when the character model is based on a real person. Like dude… get a grip, come back down to earth, join us all here in reality.
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@Grummz β€œAI voice chat moderation to enforce DEI compliance with players.” *ahem* excuse me?
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@Rothmus I had a girl riding in the back seat of my car once in college. After a while she told me β€œyou know, it’s really not good to use your left foot for the brake. I noticed you’ve been doing that.” I then had to explain to her what a manual transmission is.
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@naomirwolf Yeah, he was saying that for people who never vote, please vote in this election because it’s an important election and then feel free to go back to not voting
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@marycatedelvey This is comedy gold
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@ReduxxMag @ThePublicaNow Dude body language on the podium Cheater
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@emanabdelhadi So powerful they demanded humanitarian aid in the form of dental dams 🀑
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@AmiriKing Just on principle this dude shouldn’t be canceled
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@libsoftiktok Oh, so nicely asking the rapist to stay away from his victim didn't work? Imagine that.
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@schuld_eth @crazyclipsonly Community outREACH! πŸ˜‚ good stuff
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@libsoftiktok Gee, this dude sure exhibits a lot of male aggressive tendencies. I wonder why.
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@ImMeme0 Normally I would say no to vigilante justice. But NYC is not normal and sane; those concerned citizens are well aware that the dude could very easily be walking out of jail tomorrow, he may get no prison time, and justice probably won’t be served. I can’t get mad at these people.
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@unlimited_ls Communism: coming soon to a Constitutional Republic near you
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@catturd2 If she really wanted attention she'd do it in a burqa. But that would require courage.
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@PPC4Liberty Will Wheaton hasn’t punched a time card at a real job, much less a f*cking Nazi
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@ruanitafollajr @Rothmus The question never specified the sizes of their respective pizzas. The kid’s answer is completely correct: he answered how it is possible for Marty to eat more than Luis. It’s only β€œtechnically” wrong because it wasn’t the answer the teacher wanted. But that just means the
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@marycatedelvey There’s an implicit β€œβ€¦or else” after this dude’s words. Disturbing
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@GinieSigonney Taking nothing away from the awesome Airmen who made this happen, but 640 people in a C-17 is like putting 640 billiard balls in the back of an F-250 πŸ˜‚ The crew was probably more worried about people getting hurt from being crammed in than the weight!
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@ImMeme0 It’s all fake. There is absolutely nothing organic about this campaign.
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@HazelAppleyard_ You didn't ask your brother's consent before turning yourself into a different person; why should he have to get your consent for mourning the loss of his sister?
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@reddit_lies This may come as a surprise to someone who enjoys the boot stamping down on his face but he’s perfectly free to move to Chicago or California or New York or any other sh!thole where he can light up and jerk off to his heart’s content
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@HazelAppleyard_ Even if he waited 3 years she would still be too young according to the colloquial (age/2)+7 formula. If he really loves her (he doesn’t, he’s just a pedo) he would wait even longer. But alas… he’s just a selfish weirdo.
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