@ClownWorld_
Our jaws both go up and down and they grind left and right. Weβre omnivores. We have incisors and canines.
Also, animal proteins generally provide more and higher quality amino acids than plant proteins for muscle protein synthesis.
@libsoftiktok
"You are not allowed to be there, we'll just call you when it's time to pick 'em up" - NOPE. Huge red flag; any parent who hears this should instantly be on alert and not leave your kids with anyone who says that. This mom has good instincts. Lawyer up!
@ReduxxMag
"self-determination"
"allows parents to change the sex marker on their childrenβs documents from birth."
It's quite literally the opposite of self-determination. The parent is doing the "determining," not the self, because the self is a baby.
@ReduxxMag
βThe sororityβs policy was to only admit students whose GPA was 2.7 or higher, while Langfordβs GPA was just 1.9.β
So not only is he a failure socially but he canβt even succeed in the low-stakes, non-competitive, clown world of academia. You barely need a pulse to get a 2.7.
@ImMeme0
Officer: What happened here?
Bystander: That dude punched a woman then some people punched him back.
Officer: Who punched him back?
Bystander: π€·ββοΈ No one who is currently nearby....
^do this. The law won't protect you for defending that woman.
@ImMeme0
Mr. Ponytail Manboob here has the balls (?) to say that the RV owner harasses people all day- while he and his ze/zir-friend harass people
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@libsoftiktok
One of the easiest ways to spot virtue signaling is when people go out of their way to "properly" pronounce specific words that they otherwise wouldn't have
"Fallestinian" ... "Mooslem"
@EndWokeness
At 1:03 after the constipation joke... for a brief moment it almost seemed like her humanity was gonna shine through and she was about to laugh. But no. Ego quickly caught back up.
@Grummz
Lmao. Their murder fantasy couldnβt have been more poorly timed.
It would be funny if it wasnβt such a serious topicβ¦ and if it wasnβt so predictable
@Alphafox78
Does she look $12.05 better in the second photo? I dunno, maybe. She looked fine before. No one gives a shit about your overpriced makeup, lady.
@ScottMy20278797
@stillgray
Dude especially if we were drunk partying! My friends probably would have turned it into a competition and then taken that too far - searching for the phone for hours, long into the night, long after the dude himself gave up and went home, then passed out on the river bank.
@HazelAppleyard_
βSo like is there a certain type of panties Iβm supposed to buy or tactic?β -yes, as a matter of fact, there is. Theyβre called boxers, they look like this, and the tactic is called βmanning up and turning off the pornβ
@stillgray
This dude enjoys bullying people. That's why he goes where there's an inherent power imbalance - to bully service workers who can't afford to get fired.
@Rothmus
The problem with βinciting hatredβ is that it can be interpreted however they want. Any wrongthink could be considered inciting hatred.
The UK is a totalitarian state. The government reserves the right to punish you for not toeing the ideological line.
@GuntherEagleman
Wait, what? Biden was the peopleβs choice in the 2023 primary. How exactly is that shoving his nomination down anyoneβs throat? π€ π
@ReduxxMag
This legislation represents the essence of totalitarian control. It affirms the delusions of one protected group while harshly penalizing dissenting thought or speech (deadnaming, βmisgenderingβ). The German state is telling you outright that you must reject the evidence of your
@thevivafrei
The slope was so extreme that when they neutralized the target he remained exactly where they shot him and didnβt roll off. You literally do not even need muscles to overcome that sloping roof and gravity. Miraculous π
@Grummz
@MechaBREAK
βTrumpβ treated like a curse word π€£
Heβs like f*cking Voldemort to these people. Oh wait, they hate JK Rowling nowβ¦ hmm.
Whatβs the L337 speak version of Trump?
7r|_|mp? Lol.
@FondOfBeetles
Iβd just like to point out that you could make the same argument for any outfit.
-any level of sexiness whatsoever could be seen as an attempt to please men
-apparently modesty does too
So whatβs the right answer?
@JackPosobiec
He knew exactly when to drop his retirement packet to make sure he didnβt have to go. His replacement- and the whole unit- knows exactly what it means when you drop a packet with a deployment coming up. Itβs standard practice for deployment dodgers
@reddit_lies
Oh my god theyβre such f*cking robots. Itβs like someone just runs a script and they all instantly start parroting the same shit. The Borg have nothing on the Democrat propaganda machine
@Riley_Gaines_
@suny_cortland
Maybe the creepiest part of this is welcoming "non-binary" individuals to a women's restroom. They're no longer even pretending that you should make an effort to look like a woman. Just declare yourself non-binary and you have full access. They made it easier to be a predator.
@Rothmus
YOUR farm? You imply that you own it? You sound like one of those far right capitalist running dogs.
Follow me, comrade. You will begin your reeducation today.
@DelusionPosting
This story is totally believable.
>lunatic comes to Florida and starts screaming at everyone for no apparent reason
>cops ignore ze/zir/zem
@ItIsHoeMath
Iβll give up video games when women give up Real Housewives of ________ and shitty pulp fiction romance novels.
In no universe can you convince me that the latter are more valid forms of entertainment than the former.
Luckily my wife is sane and recognizes the logic in this.
@Not_the_Bee
Iβve seen numerous stories that make me sympathetic to ICE lately. They keep making arrest after arrest. These releases must be so demoralizing for the typical ICE officer trying to keep criminals off the street.
Is ICE the only legit federal LE agency? I dunno.
@Mick_O_Keeffe
If slaves built America, why isn't Brazil the greatest superpower in the history of the world? About 15 times as many Africans were brought to Brazil compared to the U.S. (6 mil vs. 388k)
@HazelAppleyard_
The whole βnot fitting into a boxβ thing is hilarious because every disgusting troon dude spends inordinate energy trying to fit himself into his image of what a woman is, regressive stereotypes and all. Meanwhile the βnon-binaryβ people insist there is no box.
@ClownWorld_
Discount Tire?
Iβm on the employeeβs side by default. Everyone Iβve ever interacted with there has been great, including the other customers waiting with me. In multiple states.
@VEINSVEINSVElNS
Owning a jeep
You need a vehicle anyway, right? Get a wrangler and you can learn how to fix it all the time when it breaks down. Bonus- theyβre such common vehicles that the parts arenβt crazy expensive
@HazelAppleyard_
He could just put more effort than he ever did before into being a man. I know that's a radical thought for these people but it's his best shot at actually attracting a woman.
Get off the hormones (if he's on them), focus on your career, get your ass in shape... then try again.
@RNCResearch
He just has vague ideas kinda floating around in his head, catchphrases and go-to safe points that he can pluck out of the fog and present to the audience and wait for affirmation. Itβs gotten him this far but gets more difficult with age.
@HistoryMuppet
I've never seen this clip but recognized it instantly. South Park referenced this with the Ike character... he says "cookie monster" multiple times in different episodes.
@HazelAppleyard_
βTrans people deserve loveβ¦ we will not stand for this!β - you canβt force people to love you. The quicker you come to terms with that, the better
@rawsalerts
Lawn mower
Utility chest
Extended cab
No lift or big tires
This is a regular working class guy. People are sick of this ideology being shoved in their faces
@JackStr42679640
I think he just didn't cover himself in enough propellant or the right propellant. He doused himself and that burned, his clothes soaked and burned, but he didn't burn long and hot enough to get as charred as you would think. Other burn victims who burn longer and hotter are
@Grummz
@topek899
This kind of hyperbolic, hysterical nonsense just makes normal people want to tune them out - especially when the character model is based on a real person. Like dude⦠get a grip, come back down to earth, join us all here in reality.
@Rothmus
I had a girl riding in the back seat of my car once in college. After a while she told me βyou know, itβs really not good to use your left foot for the brake. I noticed youβve been doing that.β I then had to explain to her what a manual transmission is.
@naomirwolf
Yeah, he was saying that for people who never vote, please vote in this election because itβs an important election and then feel free to go back to not voting
@ImMeme0
Normally I would say no to vigilante justice. But NYC is not normal and sane; those concerned citizens are well aware that the dude could very easily be walking out of jail tomorrow, he may get no prison time, and justice probably wonβt be served. I canβt get mad at these people.
@ruanitafollajr
@Rothmus
The question never specified the sizes of their respective pizzas. The kidβs answer is completely correct: he answered how it is possible for Marty to eat more than Luis.
Itβs only βtechnicallyβ wrong because it wasnβt the answer the teacher wanted. But that just means the
@GinieSigonney
Taking nothing away from the awesome Airmen who made this happen, but 640 people in a C-17 is like putting 640 billiard balls in the back of an F-250 π
The crew was probably more worried about people getting hurt from being crammed in than the weight!
@HazelAppleyard_
You didn't ask your brother's consent before turning yourself into a different person; why should he have to get your consent for mourning the loss of his sister?
@reddit_lies
This may come as a surprise to someone who enjoys the boot stamping down on his face but heβs perfectly free to move to Chicago or California or New York or any other sh!thole where he can light up and jerk off to his heartβs content
@HazelAppleyard_
Even if he waited 3 years she would still be too young according to the colloquial (age/2)+7 formula. If he really loves her (he doesnβt, heβs just a pedo) he would wait even longer. But alasβ¦ heβs just a selfish weirdo.