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Joined December 2011
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stills from a music vid i was an extra in & one powerful youtube comment
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the word "fap" really had a moment during the obama era. don't really here anyone talk about "fapping" much anymore
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creamer alert!
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@nypost
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Johnny Depp unrecognizable as he poses for selfies with fans in NYC
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take a look at these men. which one wears the barrel better? obviously the first - the classic barrel style. in this thread, i'll explain why the modern style of a tight barrel pressed against the chest looks significantly worse than the classic big barrel draped over the body
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gale is the most evil character on breaking bad because he is a libertarian and he loves poetry
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so high at avatar 2 that the way of water flows within me. a child screams two rows behind me. i confuse it for the cries of a navi youth under attack. in a panic, i look down and notice my skin. not blue - white. slowly i realize, i am the child crying
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a lot of people give hype to the double pump jack off move he's doing (don't get me wrong, it's timeless & great) BUT you look at that man's face. he's lost in the rhythm. that's what it's all about
@simonateba
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Trump "Dancing" at Bronx Rally
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good convo w/ my dad
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this time something clicked just a little more
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if cocaine bear is a hit, then i'm absolutely certain my script (the dick sucking dog) will get the green light
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i think about this all the time. just something that has stuck with me
@MILFWEEED
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I really gasped
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my dad just sent me this
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twitter bots have ruined the joy of randomly seeing breasts - this is not right
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when u see two letterboxd users log the same movie at the same time u kno they fucking 👀👀😂😂😮‍💨😮‍💨
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awesome stuff going on here
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hahahhahahahahhahahahahahaha
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if breaking bad was now instead of 2008, walter white wouldn't sell meth, he'd have a freakin onlyfans 🙄
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the adam friedland show - ep x012 - tafs video test 3 (2022)
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i have already drafted the perfect outline for a new austin powers movie
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@nbcwashington
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A fourth “Austin Powers” movie may be in the works.
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orson welles
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Florida teacher fired for making students write their own obituaries says he ‘didn’t do anything wrong’
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thanksgiving is a long movie holiday. if you want a good thanksgiving, you should watch a 3hr+ movie
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i like elvis & rick ross for the same reason. sometimes it's just nice to hear an audibly out of breath man busting loose
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when the mad men residuals haven't come in this week
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you see a credit like this, you know you're in for a heater
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mia goth's real voice is kind of the same as stewie's
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asking the amc employee to activate my $5 reward
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spielberg cast david lynch in the fabelmans because he caught his eye while watching an episode of the cleveland show. to this day, spielberg has admitted that he has never seen any of lynch's directorial work
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the boys? nah nah nah nah... get back to me when there is a show called the women
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returning home from avatar to watch some family guy. it is amazing to watch masters of the moving image push the boundaries of the form
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she does kinda have a point about this one
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this is the crown jewel for any movie memorabilia collector
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rob schneider and al pacino are prolly the only two living actors who have played every race on screen
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a lotta folks talking about taika waititi but that energy would be better spent tryna sucka atiti
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if you find this record in the wild... stop and buy it for the vinyl lover in your life. these only exist in limited quantities and are very rare
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film twitter fr out here like "let's silence women" 👀
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you're sleeping but stephen mckinley henderson is hustling and grinding
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knock at the cabin but it's a straight couple and they instantly decide to kill their daughter
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my gf got me the best christmas gift I have ever received
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honorary members of the harlem globetrotters
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i smoked that shit they grow on pandora and now i'm recognizing my communal relationship to the brotherhood of man and nature
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wearing this to an opening night screening of the french dispatch
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it's pretty funny that every cover of lolita is designed to make the reader look like a pedophile
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impossible to judge a movie based on three production pictures BUT that being said - new PTA already looks amazing
@cravemedia_
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james cameron first had the idea for the navi tail sex when he thought of how beautiful it would be if two men could have sex by merely touching together the tips of their penises
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baltimore orioles logo is one of the few perfect images. just a smilin little bird. and he doesn't have a smug smile either. it's not a smirk. you want to be happy for him
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perfect album cover
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@itsmattfred i wouldn't advocate for its return. just observing history
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there need to be less sex scenes in movies but more scenes where guys with really small dicks can't even get hard and that's normal and okay and maybe even... good?
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i am going… to make a movie… with politics so good… That no one will be able to criticize the quality of the movie 😈
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ayyyy john!!! let's get a little dance up there!!!
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doing some research
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"i have to take a crap. my tummy really really hurts and i have to take a big crap"
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did this happen???
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staring at this neon sign and pretending i'm in blade runner
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the goal of any good film critic is to make enough famous friends that you won't be capable of writing any negative reviews because you're all buddies
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men used to be men
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film school? that's just the amc. the classroom? that's the dolby room. the teacher? dr. michael morbius
@deadgomii
Gomii
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Kinda hilarious just how much the idea of the film student bro who incessantly talks about Citizen Kane, The Godfather and Pulp Fiction in class is a total myth in this modern dying culture, like please at this point I’d love nothing more than to study with someone like that!
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i went to the doctor because i thought i had shallow hal disease but he told me i was wrong - my visions are correct - ALL women are beautiful
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getting stoned and listening to the oppenheimer score and thinking "yeah, my ass could build that bomb... but i'm too ethical to do it"
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from a friends insta... the shirts have been printed in record time
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directing a porno and calling it a love letter to getting your dick sucked
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trying to think what the modern equivalent of otto preminger in batman would be
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minions 2 is about how they destroyed the new left movement, perpetrated the kent state massacre and then helped milton friedman get the nobel prize in 76
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this was one of don's weirder affairs but it was sexy as hell, i won't deny that
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sag aftra? yeah my balls sag aftra i scratch em
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i love maria menounos because i only see her when she's thirty feet tall and could squish me in the palm of her hand
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if i were brandon cronenberg, i would want to break the cycle. you don't have to make movies about gross guys throwing up an evil turd like ur old man. write a childrens book, brother. smoke a little grass. CHILL OUT
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say what you will about avatar, but it's every young boy's dream to invent a new species and come up with a weird way that they have sex
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lmao uncle walton giving the promo to the nyu nephew
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little babushka
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small town, dark secrets
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the ring tape but it's good and in seven days you get ur dick sucked
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professional film critics w/ wife & kids when they see girl in her twenties post a selfie
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sauntering in to my local amc on july 1st to make a 480p cam rip of minions 2
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an epic work of slow cinema called heroin bear where you watch a bear gobble up a few bundles and then lay in the forest as his body forgets to breathe
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rolling out to any movie screening later than 7pm
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i totally understand not digging belfast because it’s a crowd pleaser or winning awards over your favorites or whatever, but it’s been weird to see people openly hating on a mild and sweet movie about and starring irish individuals… like maybe think about that move for just a se
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i love boogie nights but why is mark wahlberg's penis so small? ruins the believability of the movie imo
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neil young's look is always at the crossroads of ugly as sin and pimp as fuck
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oppenheimer is three hours... and you have to account for trailers... fucking idiot
@Mirandom88
Do You Even Have A Car??
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Why aren’t all men like this?
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this "at the movies" fit go crazy!!!!💦💦
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what happened to titties? they used to be different in the 70's. they're not bad now. just noticeably different
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they should show the killers of the flower moon trailer before any movie. kids movies especially. they're going to learn eventually
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daniel scheinert look like the mf in the porno that sits on the couch with his head in his hands while the other guy plows his wife
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woody allen meets spike lee in paris!
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❤️❤️❤️
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you see this haircut you know a crazy ass white girl is gonna have an epic film 😂😂😂
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jean-pierre léaud drinking a big coke
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i wish i could post the whole scene but i love this moment so much
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no filmmaker will ever achieve the success of ken burns - having a preset effect in imovie named after him
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smokin that who hash, feelin like a roast beast
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the fact that someone would write a song as mean and nasty as ceelo green's "f you" really shakes my faith in humanity
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good marketing slogan - oat milk tastes like good pussy - this attracts two key demos - men who were too afraid to drink oat milk because they thought it was gay - teens who want to pretend to know what pussy tastes like
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a minion has gotten hold of a reporter - oh the humanity
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my folks have kept this hidden from me for years
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the best part about my birthday is that it's an excuse to force my gf to watch a long movie 😈
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