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@talktobnice

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Mom. Chef. Sarcasm. Gamer-lite. etc.

Charlotte, NC
Joined April 2021
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@notcapnamerica “Happy Birthday Ethan” sent me 😭. People swear they have the key to the matrix. There is no key.
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@NotSoNewlywedPC Yup. She knows everything and has likely experienced it.
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@LenValyrian These the same people afraid to tell their nail tech they nipped them. Please stop.
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@KryssyLaReina Caterer here. Wife ordered food husband was allergic to. I had to tell her…
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@SourceDuMal Do people think young girls are like… 5? Because I’m confused at how we’re “uncomfortable” with an everyday reality that doesn’t affect us if we’re not bra fitters, gym teachers, parents, coaches, etc.
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@themultiplemom Must be the same people that call LL “Big Elly”
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@themultiplemom Positive childrening has me crying
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@CandiceBenbow Daniel insisted…
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@MissSassbox I’m crying bc yes. I’m so glad you won. We not gonna worry about what it cost you. He gonna tell that other kid his mom is slow and her hair not poppin until they graduate 😭
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@SourceDuMal Furthermore, brown people in that area admit to having to bring the flavor down so the commoners can eat it 😂
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@Businessbaec Thank you. I really struggled today.
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@Qu33nshvy Not the baby at the house eating good too 😭
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@TheBaddestMitch I want to be this parent exactly. Stay here until you want to go. Mama will make you breakfast 😂
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@NotSoNewlywedPC She right too.
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@SourceDuMal ROFL me when you told me not to look at H anymore….
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@Denita_fit I’m crying. You’re literally adorable.
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@shaTIRED Can Cardi get her ticket seized? Bc she doesn’t deserve to go nowhere.
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@Shonboo You should go directly to HR… and cry if you can muster some tears.
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@RaveenTheDream I called a child Harrison for three months. He never corrected me and was always happy to see me. It wasn’t until I met his father that I found out his name. Also, their last name wasn’t Harrison either or even close.
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@NotSoNewlywedPC People really act like kids don’t learn behavior and it’s WEIRD. Either you taught it or you didn’t correct it. Either way, you not helping.
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@TheBaddestMitch There’s a little extra on it to verify.
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@jiggyjayy2 We all want dms…
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@SourceDuMal When I got the size you told me to and it fit? I never recovered.
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@SupernovaMomma And being mad that all she makes you is jarred Alfredo dishes but that’s all your kitchen can support.
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@nottramar SHE DID IVF?! I’m going to bed.
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@prntgdcolonized A lot of mystery shop groups have you ask that question and will fire the employee. If you love her work just pay their ask and tip heavily off app.
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@jiggyjayy2 Mid 2000’s in my family. I had not seen a dad at a baby shower until my nephew was coming in 07. I had been to like 8 showers early 2000 where the dad came at the end to load up 😂
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@keatingssixth Honestly, they fight each other over who makes the best version of the same rice. They not about to stress us out about what we do 😂
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@SourceDuMal Why didn’t we call these titbits?! 😶‍🌫️
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@CandiceBenbow I don’t like bonnets in public because I don’t want my inside headwear to be contaminated by outside 🥴
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@prntgdcolonized “She’s home” WHEW. Not you being the parent that believes the home belongs to the children too (and not just when it’s time to clean). It’s giving broken generational curses.
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@Prettyasszizi @Jen_jen_jen_123 Me too. Where are the free things because I didn’t get ANY.
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@lmTheReasonWhy He invited her somewhere and didn’t know the cost and it’s STILL her fault?! They should see how much we spend at brunch with our friends 😂
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@SourceDuMal ROFL why do we have texts of me telling you that exactly? “I want them out and up to my neck” You: I know that.
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@CandiceBenbow You really said this so eloquently bc I dragged him to hell in the group chat.
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@mamayambili @trulykaykay I thought that baby said ice cream and shoes. I was about to do the wrong thing.
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@LenValyrian OMG did you Lmaoo. I saw this and my immediate thoughts were that and being scared to ask for extra oxtail gravy.
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@Neeqibaby @KryssyLaReina She was at the meeting where he told me…
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@Loccdawggg Send the meteor bc what?!?!
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@NotSoNewlywedPC Oh dear. Not the Geotechnical coming out to play on a Friday.
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@LenValyrian Your father is a fountain of wisdom.
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@LeeBruh_Greene This was wholly unnecessary for her to do and yet she did it anyway?!
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@themultiplemom Imagine having to endure this level of abu$e when all you do is love him.
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@notcapnamerica What is an organic Black family? As a chef, I’m confused 😂
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@SupernovaMomma Ok so I’m not the idiot bc the weird part to me is the pants 😂
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@foreverimbetter My thing is: does the aunt show the community behavior everyone is demanding from the child? Likely not.
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@coarsetoaster @themultiplemom Is there another one I don’t know about? 😭
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@keke_shontae Yes. They’re all scams. Please don’t apply 😂
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@TheBaddestMitch I just want ONE brow.
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@NerdyPam @AuthorAmyCraig @PitchWars Especially not when she could have minded her own damn business like hallmark and lifetime don’t do the same 12 movies distant ways every year
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@SkinCareBully I was over here like RIGHT. TRUE.
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@keatingssixth It’s giving that she’s part of the community but it’s not part of her.
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@SkinCareBully Honestly we can just call her nothing bc this is too much 😂
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@SourceDuMal Right. There are so many cute ways to do this joke and she went low and baby went to hell.
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@AuthorTiaLove Let me get my purse.
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@prntgdcolonized Mmmm there’s a thing that could be said and it would get me sent to Cancelvania.
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@Businessbaec I delivered at 21 weeks in February. People are acting like it didn’t happen and it’s very weird, today of all days.
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@notcapnamerica People have no idea what they’re talking about as it relates to loss of a baby. Nobody should have to suffer this if they don’t have to.
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@TheBaddestMitch Bet you won’t do that again. They are so ungrateful lol
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@MissSassbox Matteo needed them to mind their business.
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@thatsoleelee OMG I was wondering too. Bc that sounds like something that would happen after he mentioned going alone!
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Darlings, when she says measured, she means at a bra or lingerie shop with a fitter, not in a department store with someone who forgot where the measuring tape is. And if you’re in Chicago, she means @SourceDuMal specifically.
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@MissSassbox Not you describing my personal business.
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@Thats_KeAndra I need the ALBUM.
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@notcapnamerica I really have always adored her and it’s been so long.
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@SupernovaMomma I don’t get it because it’s supposed to be about the movie and it’s very clearly not.
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@CandiceBenbow As someone who had not cooked for a man in over a decade until last summer… You are seen and understood lol
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@crissles Crissle please 😂
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@cumthulhu Thank you for affirming me
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@beequammie They better give that baby her job.
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@laugh_track_nat Gotta make him two proteins for dinner. You want chicken and ribs?! Say less 😂
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Look at her hand. She’s serious and tired Lmaoo
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You’re nasty then. You’re nasty! 🪥
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@SkinCareBully So you getting the waffle iron out? These kids don’t wanna hear shortcuts from people who can do better 😂
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@LookAtDustin Imagine being able to simply be quiet and posting that instead… I cannot.
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@NotSoNewlywedPC And it’s something everyone can respect, because it’s a general standard. People who don’t know things about food critiquing it is weird to me.
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@keatingssixth My mom doesn’t even do grandmotherly things and makes these requests…
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@NotSoNewlywedPC I love that for them
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@prntgdcolonized People acting like you said baby was banging pots and pans for two hours and hitting people 😭
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@NotChayyslayys Bare minimum Betty won’t even tell him what she likes because she still thinks being low maintenance is a key to being chosen.
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@Kyla_Lacey And it doesn’t even have to be a mega church. You generally find this in the larger churches in major metros EASILY!
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@justky1018 This is why you can’t offer them nothing to drink that didn’t come out of your body.
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@tinnkky Honestly, I wonder what it’s like.
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One of my favorite things is being spoken to gently by a man. I just melt every time.
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@AuthorAmyCraig @Jaye_N_Green Clapping for an original story would have been to UPLIFT the stories you’re talking about loving to read, not speaking to people you clearly don’t understand in this condescending tone
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@MissSassbox Me, knowing the zip code
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Are. Bc for them being unhappy with a man is better than being happy alone.
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@brownandbella And people are saying it’s normal. I was across from a crying baby on a flight after losing my own baby and didn’t react this way. Something else is wrong.
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@CandiceBenbow I don’t even aspire to not react to that. She really thought she ate and she really would have ate her microphone. Leave me alone.
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@MissSassbox I love it so much.
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He’s married and I’m high. Delightful.
Tweet media one
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@prntgdcolonized My nephews knew they could eat off my plate at home and not to do it at school/to people not in our immediate family… because we taught them. Unfortunately they’re teenagers+ now and won’t stop eating my food, but I digress 😂
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@prntgdcolonized They think well behaved children are eerily silent, bored to death, and have no need to express imagination or creativity. Very strange.
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Chile. I’ll stab a nigga behind this.
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This goals?
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@myeshxa They weren’t there for the dress code that made women wear heels.
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@Kyla_Lacey Ain’t nobody in those fields charging that for a consult. I need people to be for real.
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@SourceDuMal I’m so proud of her and I hope she has a Happy Thanksgiving.
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Imagine being so privileged and white that you don’t consider how many works were admittedly stolen from Black people for white consumption in the first place. Please find a seat.
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@jiggyjayy2 Mine is an irresponsible degenerate and still didn’t. 😭
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