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2 months
Battle Games: Book Two is out today! Check it out. Link in comments. #battlegames #indiebooks
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@Rothmus This is the worst way I've ever seen to teach base 10. "Use base 10 to translate base 10" Pointless.
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@DarkOddCon That is the inner boot. The track was made with the outer boot that goes over it.
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2 months
@GreenTextRepost Mostly how to self-sabotage and be unhappy.
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5 months
@weirddalle The more I watch stuff like this the more I think I live like a wild animal.
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6 months
@seiyaposting When your meme's so bad, you get dunked on in multiple languages.
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@LookAtMyMeat1 1 polygamy is common in that world 2 there are far less men in that world than women due to adventuring 3 she loves him.
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@GreenTextRepost It's almost like having a product that works, is easy to use, and stays out of politics is the path to victory and success.
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@PunishedGramsci A game that's not fun is like a square wheel. It's only for show, and completely missing it's purpose.
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1 year
@Factschaser "Hey guys, don't look at the rampant homelessness, human trafficking, open air sex and drug use, vandalism, and corruption in one of the richest places on earth. Check out how bad this small section of a coal town that was abandoned almost a century ago looks."
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@Fenrirtheicewo1 Not encouraging obesity but, I remember listening to a professional fighter telling people who to fight fat fighters. He said. They're probably stronger than you. They're probably heavier than you. They probably have more endurance than you. Not sure if true.
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2 years
@emii_tyger "OMG, someone is Staring at me!" Proceeds to film herself at a gym pelvic thrusting an unfixed barbell.
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4 months
@Rothmus You will work, until you can't. Retirement is rare and requires planning and often stable partnership.
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6 months
@DocStrangelove2 Here's what I assume. 1) it doesn't work due to problems with the firing pin. 2) it works, and you now get to provide a surgeon some valuable experience on removing finger bones from an elbow.
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@Koopachaneru On the one hand, I desperately want to show her how to properly cut vegetables. On the other, I'm not stepping foot in the bug hole.
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@DANKG0D As someone who smokes neither... You both stink.
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@Sargon_of_Akkad You know what, throw the psychiatrist in jail too.
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2 years
@shimurakis Being a guy is awesome (Refuse to elaborate further)
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@fuckedupfoods You mean you don't want boiled chicken breast on plain rice with canned green beans cooked for a solid five minutes with no salt?
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I remember when I moved into my first apartment in the early 00s. My roommates and I went to Walmart, grabbed two carts and went grocery shopping. One cart we filled with all the foods we liked. Mostly freezer stuff, taquitos, corn dogs, waffles, etc. The second we filled to the
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@ArteiceTB You do realize hair does that if exposed to fire, right?
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@CensoredMen I looked it up and sugarbee apples are a hybrid between a honeycrip and an unknown variety. They aren't available year round, they're supposedly really good, and are one of the most expensive apples you can buy. Here's a link
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@InternetH0F Nice to see the cyclist recording himself scratching up a car parked legally next to a parking meter.
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2 years
@jowyang I find immeasurable disappointment that someone not only made this list, but was paid money to do so.
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@CapitaoReneT Men's voices change as they grow up. It's weird, but funny, to have a five year old speaking in a deep bass.
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1 year
@crazyclipsonly You know what would fix this? Beatings.
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@MarkoRaassina Redhead about to redhead.
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3 months
@InternetH0F Looks like they left a $700 tip to me.
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2 years
@GreenTextRepost Trick used to end this problem. Buy KFC family bucket, Place in freezer till frozen, Remove from freezer till thawed, Repeat 3 times. Place bucket in work fridge, Wait for problem to solve itself.
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@racistxai Said no Shonen protagonist ever.
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7 months
@ShitpostGate Um, that's Gork.
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1 year
@PervisTime Grabbing a pillow
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@HumansNoContext I do sock>shoe-sock>shoe, because I have dogs and they take me putting on socks as an invitation to play tug of war.
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2 years
@MeganKelleyHall @davenewworld_2 She's the border czar, I'm sure she's prepared for it.
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@zajanatural @OrwellNGoode Those are some good looking cinnamon rolls.
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@PicturesFoIder $700k in pennies is still nearly 400,000 lbs assuming my math is correct. (I always allow that I made a goof up) Good luck moving that. If you can and if I'm right you can make about $1 mil scrapping it with the current scrap price of brass.
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@ReviewsPossum I'm reading a paper on the psychology of hatred from the 90s. They cite a study where subjects actually lose cognitive function in pursuit of harming the object of their hatred. It literally makes them blind to their surroundings.
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@not__vee Mason is a skilled trade, a very well paid one too.
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@jess_miers Welcome to the life of every creative.
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@natysh16 @iamyesyouareno You ever accidentally eat something a little too hot? He's about to have that feeling all over his face, neck, and shoulders... by a factor of 10.
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@orgfarmer @davenewworld_2 @GovAbbott Wasn't she appointed boarder czar? Sounds like her work finally caught up with her.
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@CentralScruty A story must stand on it's own. Screaming "media literacy" will not fix bad writing, and will alienate potential fans.
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@CUMPOGGERS @PunishedGramsci Did you have fun playing it?
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2 years
@NiagaraAction @WormwoodReturns Don't steal, you never know who you're stealing from, or what they might do.
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@InternetH0F I love this idea so much. Do you think the cap will fire off like a slug, mimicking a meteor, or will it simply become part of the first wave of debris?
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@JoshLekach Restaurants have been cooking eggs this way for decades.
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@starwars @DisneyPlus Going to qualify this by saying I'm not a star wars fan but... LEARN YOUR OWN DAMN LORE! Impossibilities aside, concealing a light saber is a Sith thing. The Jedi wear their lightsabers openly.
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@lporiginalg Terms of service is not equal to law.
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@Nuclearpast It's why there's no dragons in Hawaii.
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@LBC @Matthew_Wright What a vapid argument. "U dONt lIk3 whA4s hAPeniNG? U dOnT lIKe cHAngE!" I guess if you don't like saurkraut, you don't like food? Same argument.
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@Fenrirtheicewo1 You want to understand how screwed up the modeling industry was back then? Read Tyra Banks's book Modleland. It's not an indictment of the or the industry, it's like Harry Potter if it was written on shrooms and Benadryl. I'm not sure what they did to Tyra, but it was bad.
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@autixcx Honestly it doesn't feel much different from stuff I saw in the early 2000s.
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@insultsrare When I bring a book to the bar it means I don't want to talk. I want food, I want booze, and I don't want to make it myself.
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@RenStarDeluxe "I'm mad because a private citizen wouldn't censor people, and now my tryanical government is shutting down my access!"
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@RiceKun @spaceshark23 This is one of the best reasons to have a girlfriend.
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@TimRunsHisMouth @POTUS That was a painful fact check.
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@OrwellNGoode Nothing like paying $25 for an over cooked burger and mediocre fries.
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@MarciaDaughtre1 @FoxNews As the dems said to Texas for years when they were complaining about the unmanageable influx of immigrants you conveniently ignored... "They're your problem now."
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@IdiotOfTheEast Killdozer, the original Dreadnought.
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@LookAtMyMeat1 As much as I love Senshi, I would have serious concerns as to where he got this "free meat".
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@urthofthenewsun NOW DAS MORR DAKKA!
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@Rainmaker1973 I wouldn't call any or that pollutants. Most of those particles that stay in the air will come down with the rain. None are toxic in their quantities. The amount of smoke created by humans isn't close to what nature puts in the air.
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@oohooter @GreenTextRepost Trust me, you will easily be able to figure out who's been stealing food.
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@HumansNoContext I know an IT guy when I see him.
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@Starbind_S That is exactly the flippant response I would expect from Goku... From DBZA.
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@OrwellNGoode British cooking has entered the ring! Depression for everyone!
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@BasedLIDA Perfect choice. How often will you need a killing spell vs how often will you need to do laundry? Imagine being able to just clean your clothes on a whim, no machine, wasted time, or wasted money.
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@CUMPOGGERS @PunishedGramsci Not really selling it to me dude
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@DanielVelezArt I was drunk when I crashed that boat, and I'll thank you not to remind me.
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@Rainmaker1973 Since they were caught changing the old data years ago I believe nothing about climate change.
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@Yahiamice It's been upgraded to incendiary device.
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@echo_chamberz I see three possibilities. One, there are less bugs. Two, bugs have evolved to avoid getting squished by cars. Three, windshields slope much more than they used to and most of the bugs I've his have simply bounced off.
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@JackPosobiec Next your going to tell me he's going to release the Epstein client list.
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@karatademada @InternetH0F That guy's next to a parking meter. That is not a bike lane.
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Paid off my car last month. Credit score went down. How exactly do you win this incredibly stupid game?
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@BlueBoxDave I remember being promised if I didn't got to college I would definitely be poor.
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@iluminatibot I'll take them seriously when they practice what they preach. They must live without, Electricity, Cars, Private jets, Guns for protection, Modern medicine, Running water, Electronics, And all the other things they're fine with us not having.
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@WallStreetSilv We're not going to raise questions about the braised lettuce bruschetta or water donations?
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@SlyPerformer To be honest, human genitals are probably the ugliest thing on the human body, and they only get uglier with age. That being said, form over function. They exist to feel good and make more of us.
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@LookAtMyMeat1 I got spurs that jingle jangle jingle!
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@lens_darkly @KILLTOPARTY Even if she had changed the will, the odds of this guy getting part of the marital assets is really low.
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@mossacannibalis I'm afraid this is the best your gonna get from my files.
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@MoreCrazyClips PETA at it again?
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@GreenTextRepost Done this. Small people are easy to handle.
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@siyyah11 @SallyMayweather Speaking as a native to the region. Lots of guns, confusing terrain, tons of dead spots for sound and radio, and an extremely well armed population of folks who don't want visitors they don't know.
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@RobberyFaiI Guy is freaking lucky. Many people these days are shoot first, check later.
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@LavenderGhast I think this one has a "Made in China" tag.
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@kerry_comcgrl77 @LadyGravemaster What context do you think would justify blindsiding someone with brass knuckles?
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@notcapnamerica What it looks like when you start filming a bunch of strangers and complaining.
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@davenewworld_2 I don't see the problem. She was appointed border czar, and she's been ignoring her job for two years. This is just her work catching up with her.
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@lporiginalg I'm pretty sure if people want to quit, they aren't going to consult you.
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Indie Authors So I don't have to keep looking for you guys when I'm planning my review videos, comment below with who you are and your recent publications. I'll add you to my list. #IronAge #indieauthors
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@ReignOfPride I'd say he got it right.
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@2heShe @Anchovy_Pizza I apologize for nothing.
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@Extralongdokkan Square hole drill bit.
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