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u passed away 2 years ago phil
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i am lost for words
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sometimes honesty isn’t the best policy
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do u realise how busy we are
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the owner of this takeaway replies to all of his reviews and i am crying
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no fucks given
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do u realise how busy we are
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bone in pizza
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got stabbed here
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@takeawaytrauma
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this is worth the read trust me
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wtf is this
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well mannered little boy/child
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🚘 💥 🛵
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u ok babe? you’ve hardly touched your pizza without pizza
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chicken rat
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got sacked for talking to underage girls x
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best review ever
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fatty
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@takeawaytrauma
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the best takeaway review you will see today
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Takeaway Trauma
4 years
he went there
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4 years
this delivery driver let himself in and went into this girls bedroom to deliver a pizza while she was asleep
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we are an animal rehoming centre
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@takeawaytrauma
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fast asleep
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@takeawaytrauma
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4 years
jane ur an ex employee
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this pizza song is a bop
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pizza is outside
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george complainer
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t w a t
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3 years
imagine writing a takeaway review and the owner replying with ‘lol’
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i do apologise that i didn’t boil your milkshake for you
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toastie marriage proposal
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the owner of this takeaway replies to all of his reviews and it’s the best thing ever
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who the f u c k do u think u are
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mckermit
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lol
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3 years
gentle reminder
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i’m dying at this takeaway review
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3 years
how is this takeaway selling chicago town pizzas ffs
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4 years
this takeaway review has officially got me
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no fucks given by this takeaway owner
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wow
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4 years
ordered a hawaiian pizza and it came with apple instead of pineapple
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3 years
the shit garfield eat
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3 years
wasalergig
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4 years
some woman has been leaving reviews for takeaways she’s never actually been to
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3 years
try a bit in garden
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4 years
quit drinking u can’t handle it
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you proceeded to tell me you were going to come down to see me and smash the food into my face
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upset the dug
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ffs
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insta vs reality
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pizza trauma
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wait for it…
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traumatic
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calzone
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taste is a covid-19 symptom
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avoid
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yikes
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bitch
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4 years
these pizza express woking reviews are the best thing you’ll read today
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thank you guys!!!
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right
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can’t count
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lol
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4 years
megan plz tell the truth
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thank you for your feedback ⭐️
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fresh, hot pizza
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you think your gordon ramsey all of a sudden
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4 years
never eat ur takeaway in the uber unless u wanna be charged £55 for a bit of green pepper
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mid week sesh
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disgusting
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my favourite kind of late night text xoxoxo
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wtf is going on
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£300
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i no u r after some things free or a voucher that’s why u are doing it
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crying like a baby
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bargain if u ask me
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haters are my motivators
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