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@taiwoabkuchi2
Taiwo Abubakar
8 months
Somewhere a poor boy is working so hard to spoil a cheating girlfriend 💔💔💔😭😭😭
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@taiwoabkuchi2
Taiwo Abubakar
8 months
If you smoke, you'll get high, if you read, you'll be educated, but if you do both you'll highly educated. Wisdom.
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@taiwoabkuchi2
Taiwo Abubakar
8 months
Stop hating sinners on behalf of God, even God is wondering who sent you.
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@taiwoabkuchi2
Taiwo Abubakar
8 months
African mum: I don't want to see you eating in other people's homes Other people's homes:👇👇👇👇👇
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@taiwoabkuchi2
Taiwo Abubakar
8 months
If you don't have money and u go for a family meeting. The response to anything you say is "why are you causing confusion" 🤣
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@taiwoabkuchi2
Taiwo Abubakar
8 months
Follow me for immediate follow back
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@taiwoabkuchi2
Taiwo Abubakar
8 months
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@taiwoabkuchi2
Taiwo Abubakar
9 months
A bad system doesn't appear to those benefiting from it as such, they do everything to defend it, even, at the detriment of larger society.
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@taiwoabkuchi2
Taiwo Abubakar
8 months
Women come and tell us o............👇👇👇👇
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@taiwoabkuchi2
Taiwo Abubakar
7 months
I never know that I am a celebrity until I went to the poultry this morning. Hey! come and see noise everywhere.
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@taiwoabkuchi2
Taiwo Abubakar
7 months
One single successful year can make someone forget 10 years of suffering. 2024 will be your year of success🙏
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@taiwoabkuchi2
Taiwo Abubakar
8 months
I finally graduated 🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶😜😜😜😜😜😜
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@taiwoabkuchi2
Taiwo Abubakar
8 months
To do ritual no hard o, na to obey Baba instructions😉😉😉 Which one be say make I no laugh on Friday😩😩
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@taiwoabkuchi2
Taiwo Abubakar
9 months
Dear Lord, thank you for the gift of a new day. We offer this day to you. May everything we do today be done with love and for your glory. Guide our thoughts, words, and actions, and help us to be a source of kindness and encouragement to others. Amen.
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@taiwoabkuchi2
Taiwo Abubakar
8 months
If my mother is a police my father is a lawyer what would i be 😂😂🏃
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@taiwoabkuchi2
Taiwo Abubakar
8 months
Follow me for immediate follow back
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@taiwoabkuchi2
Taiwo Abubakar
8 months
Thy Lord is my shepherd I shall not lost.........
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@taiwoabkuchi2
Taiwo Abubakar
7 months
If you fart in front of your girlfriend and she cover her nose, leave her bro. She's not ready to go through hard times with you.
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@taiwoabkuchi2
Taiwo Abubakar
8 months
When I'm sad, I sing. then I realised my voice is worst than my problems.
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@taiwoabkuchi2
Taiwo Abubakar
8 months
This advice is the one I will start practicing until we overcome this economy hullabaloo 😤😤😤 What of you?? 👇👇👇
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@taiwoabkuchi2
Taiwo Abubakar
7 months
A real sugar daddy must be fat if he's slim he is sugar cane
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@taiwoabkuchi2
Taiwo Abubakar
7 months
You have only 2 pānts and he asked you, what can I buy for you* ? *You are shouting sharwama... Sister, wash and wear Nevēr tīre you? 🏃🏃🤣🤣
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@taiwoabkuchi2
Taiwo Abubakar
9 months
Lord, grant us tenacious winsome courage as we go through this day. When we are tempted to give up, help us to keep going. Grant us a cheerful spirit when things don't go our way. And give us the courage to do whatever needs to be done. Amen.
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@taiwoabkuchi2
Taiwo Abubakar
6 months
Lazarus was dead for 4 days and Jesus brought him back to life. Anything that seems dead in your life will be restored ❤️🙏
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@taiwoabkuchi2
Taiwo Abubakar
6 months
Be careful what you tell people. A friend today could become an enemy tomorrow.
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@taiwoabkuchi2
Taiwo Abubakar
9 months
Dear Lord, thank you for the gift of a new day. We offer this day to you. May everything We do today be done with love and for your glory. Guide our thoughts, words, and actions, and help us to be a source of kindness and encouragement to others.
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@taiwoabkuchi2
Taiwo Abubakar
6 months
@totalBarca Medicine after death
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@taiwoabkuchi2
Taiwo Abubakar
8 months
Problem no dey finish 😂🤣😂😂🤣😂
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@taiwoabkuchi2
Taiwo Abubakar
9 months
Na who give up fuck up.
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@taiwoabkuchi2
Taiwo Abubakar
8 months
In this new Month every tears of sorrow shall turn to tears of joy You will cry no more
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@taiwoabkuchi2
Taiwo Abubakar
6 months
Imagine I am your husband I give you #400 naira to cook for me what will you cook..😂😂😂🙆
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@taiwoabkuchi2
Taiwo Abubakar
8 months
When you order a book called "how to scam people "and it still hasn't arrived after three years
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@taiwoabkuchi2
Taiwo Abubakar
9 months
Omo!😂😂😂😂😂😂 From 92 followers to 509 in less than 24 hour............no be small things.
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@taiwoabkuchi2
Taiwo Abubakar
6 months
If all ur Ex send you 1k each, how much will u make? No fear, nobody go bèat you 🤔😂🤣
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@taiwoabkuchi2
Taiwo Abubakar
7 months
Because I no get money‚ you post “car for sale”‚ I ask you how much ? You change status to “serious buyer only” 🥲😩😂😂
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@taiwoabkuchi2
Taiwo Abubakar
8 months
God will take us to a new level in life. Our sadness will be replaced with happiness. Our struggles will be replaced with blessings. Our loss will be replaced with miracle bigger than we can imagine. We will fully receive peace God has for us. Amen.
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@taiwoabkuchi2
Taiwo Abubakar
8 months
😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 if you know you know
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@taiwoabkuchi2
Taiwo Abubakar
7 months
Be careful with people who are quiet on this App. We didn't hear much about Judas Iscariot and then boom, he sold Jesus Christ🚶
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@taiwoabkuchi2
Taiwo Abubakar
6 months
If you're praying for yourself to be successful, also pray for your friends E get why... 🙇
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@taiwoabkuchi2
Taiwo Abubakar
8 months
Baby I Will Take You To A Place You Have Never Been Before Na So Precious Take Enter Labour Room😂😂😂
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@taiwoabkuchi2
Taiwo Abubakar
7 months
By the power of the soap given to me at ijebu, I command you all to send me 100k each
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@taiwoabkuchi2
Taiwo Abubakar
6 months
If you feel useless and that no one think about you, just remember your landlord can't stop thinking about you
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@taiwoabkuchi2
Taiwo Abubakar
7 months
Do you remember when you said you'll start saving money at the begging of this year? Don't scroll down. I'm talking to you How much have you saved?
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@taiwoabkuchi2
Taiwo Abubakar
9 months
When u go to the MECHANIC SHOP, u will see oil on the ground, SALOON, u will see hair. What exactly is wrong with our BANKS 🤔? We no dey see money for ground.
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@taiwoabkuchi2
Taiwo Abubakar
6 months
A problem starts when you want to be the only man to a woman you don't give money
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@taiwoabkuchi2
Taiwo Abubakar
8 months
Poultry na your mate?
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@taiwoabkuchi2
Taiwo Abubakar
7 months
Fowl 🦆wey Emeka wan use give native doctor🤣🤣🤣🤣 Grace don use am cook friedrice😭😭😭 I go gist una later, dey is fire on the mountain now 🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃
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@taiwoabkuchi2
Taiwo Abubakar
7 months
Excuse Me Pls👌 I Heard 💁 You're The Next Billionaire In Your Family Is That True 💯💥
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@taiwoabkuchi2
Taiwo Abubakar
7 months
Don't ever think that you're too big to follow back when I followed you even if you have 300k followers
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@taiwoabkuchi2
Taiwo Abubakar
8 months
If you go to buy something and the owner of the shop phone ring..no let them pick oo Rush and pay, na increment be that call.
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@taiwoabkuchi2
Taiwo Abubakar
7 months
Don't sleep with only boxer and singlet o, what if u dream dat u are d president of Nigeria , so dat is how u will wear singlet nd boxer to Aso rock?, dat is why me i sleep with my suit on.
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@taiwoabkuchi2
Taiwo Abubakar
7 months
Some of you have turned this should out thing to something else but I won't talk 🤫🤫🤫🤫
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@taiwoabkuchi2
Taiwo Abubakar
9 months
What happened yesterday during the match between Nigeria vs South Africa proved again that Nigerians love their country, it is the system that is frustrating everyone. Proletariat must rise up and save this country from ruins (elites). #nigeria #naijabrandchick
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@taiwoabkuchi2
Taiwo Abubakar
9 months
U just won 23 million and ur uncle swallowed spoon and need 22.9 million for surgery As a child of God wat will u do 😂
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@taiwoabkuchi2
Taiwo Abubakar
6 months
Max was sick but when Max see alert Maxwell
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@taiwoabkuchi2
Taiwo Abubakar
6 months
Stop putting hope on relatives .they only help in burial preparation.
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@taiwoabkuchi2
Taiwo Abubakar
8 months
I don't waste In following back who ever follow me. Follow me for immediate follow back @taiwoabkuchi2 and on my post notification
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@taiwoabkuchi2
Taiwo Abubakar
6 months
To all mothers raising daughters, i hope you're raising them to be independent. Coz I'm definitely not raising my son to be an ATM
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@taiwoabkuchi2
Taiwo Abubakar
6 months
First sign of a yeye boyfriend. He doesn't watch football. That guy has no use. Dump him now !!! 🚶🚶
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@taiwoabkuchi2
Taiwo Abubakar
6 months
Anything you’re doing to fight poverty, take it more seriously.
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@taiwoabkuchi2
Taiwo Abubakar
7 months
You're worried about the 2 people who hate you, a pig is hated by a whole religion and still get fat
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@taiwoabkuchi2
Taiwo Abubakar
8 months
🚨Breaking News: FIFA Approves Nationality Switch for Goalkeeper Arthur Okonkwo! 🌍🇳🇬 In an exciting development for Nigerian football, FIFA has given the green light for the nationality switch of former England youth international goalkeeper Arthur Okonkwo, granting him
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@taiwoabkuchi2
Taiwo Abubakar
6 months
Finally I got the full meaning of "HUSBAND" Handsome, useful, smart, But At night, Dangerous😩 Oya clap for me 😄😂💃
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@taiwoabkuchi2
Taiwo Abubakar
6 months
Reduce your pride. people can stills do without you. Nobody has missed Satan since he left heaven
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@taiwoabkuchi2
Taiwo Abubakar
5 months
Some kids are struggling with homework today because their father go marry nyash and breast instead of brain and character
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@taiwoabkuchi2
Taiwo Abubakar
7 months
Swallow your pride, inbox him and ask; "Can I be your GF ?" Nothing go do u
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@taiwoabkuchi2
Taiwo Abubakar
7 months
Access Bank ATM today... debïted one man that was in front of me N60,000 twice without dispensing the cash;🙊 The man grabbëd me and shoutëd: “You are not going anywhere oo!” Because you are my only witness 😳🙆😂😂🤣😂🤣
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@taiwoabkuchi2
Taiwo Abubakar
7 months
I saw a lady crying at ShopRite bcos she lost her 15k. I gave her 2k from the 15k I picked from the floor. There's Love in sharing
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@taiwoabkuchi2
Taiwo Abubakar
8 months
I Saw 2k In My Pocket And I Will Be Sponsoring 2People To Dubai Don't Thanks Me Am A Dangerous Giver 😲😂😂
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@taiwoabkuchi2
Taiwo Abubakar
7 months
The kind money I want to have ehh! Even if I come late to my traditional marriage, my in-laws will apologise, they be like "Our son, we are sorry you came late, it's our fault, we woke up too early".😂😂😂😂
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@taiwoabkuchi2
Taiwo Abubakar
6 months
Dearest English Students. If someone talks too much is call Talkative. So what do we call someone that Looks too Much🤔🤔🤔
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