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@tailinmymouth
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2 months
This is what I mean. Why is femininity assumed to be a “performance”? Why are women so ready to self identify as something innately unaesthetic and disgusting that has to hide to appear presentable? I have no desire to be “gross” ever. Maybe don’t be something you find gross?
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@tailinmymouth
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Most of you have a really unhealthy relationship with your own appearance, I guess? I find that acting like this is some compulsory tax you must pay to get a date, and the protesting too much about how you don’t care to be two sides of the same coin.
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@tailinmymouth
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@wendchymes I knew we wanted a Shih Tzu, so I called around asking if breeders had any older dogs. One of them was so delighted to hear that, as this poor little girl was returned after 9 months for “having too much energy.” Her name is Evie, she’s my love 💕
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@tailinmymouth
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It’s Adam and Eve, not Curtis and Steve
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@tailinmymouth
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Forget men for a second, who cares about men. If YOU find yourself lying on the couch all day watching Netflix with your beer belly hanging out while stuffing your face with Cheetos and not brushing your hair all weekend or something gross…maybe don’t do those things?
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@tailinmymouth
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Forever 💖
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@tailinmymouth
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This goes for personality traits too! I am so tired of everyone assuming as a baseline that everyone is actually disgusting inside and must hide for social reasons. If you feel like you are something you must hide from the world, that this is your truest self, maybe change?
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@tailinmymouth
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@vitalgeist It’s not just her though. Feminists have seemingly convinced women to over identify with their worst and ugliest moments and define themselves entirely by them. Like who you are when you’re taking a shit is the real you! Everything else is a performance! It’s sooo toxic 😬
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@tailinmymouth
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9 months
The great tragedy of life is seeing how the sausage is made, and then having to eat the sausage anyway…
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@tailinmymouth
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Most of you have a really unhealthy relationship with your own appearance, I guess? I find that acting like this is some compulsory tax you must pay to get a date, and the protesting too much about how you don’t care to be two sides of the same coin.
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@tailinmymouth
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Didn’t get a ton of pictures, I guess I was really in the moment 💍💕
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@tailinmymouth
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1 year
If you die in the culture war, you die in real life
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@tailinmymouth
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Women doing beauty stuff for men is like men learning game to get women…it never exactly works right because it’s an unnatural impulse that they’re performing. You will always attract trash. Quality people can tell if you’re performing.
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@tailinmymouth
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I am getting married tomorrow 💍💕😱
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@tailinmymouth
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@tailinmymouth
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Nothing smells as bad as trying too hard. Trying too hard to seem like you don’t try may be even worse, as it’s even faker. Some women genuinely don’t care. They are a rare minority. Most of the women who “don’t care” are counter signaling at the top of their lungs at all times.
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@tailinmymouth
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The best day of my life 💕
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@tailinmymouth
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1 year
Represent 👊🏻
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@tailinmymouth
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1 month
Did some fun makeup for @palladiummag party tonight 🎉
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@tailinmymouth
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8 months
Wedding venue selected! 🥰
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@tailinmymouth
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👰🏻‍♀️💐 @jardinsecret888
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@tailinmymouth
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What makes you vain in the bad way is gaslighting yourself out of caring because it’s “shallow”, then turning all that resentment and repression on other women and the world. Nothing could possibly be more shallow or vain than virtue signaling while shaming yourself and others.
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@tailinmymouth
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There is nothing shameful about wanting to be pretty, or doing things to be pretty, or enjoying being pretty. It doesn’t make you “vain” in the bad way.
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@tailinmymouth
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@dumbbitchcap I find moissanite so tacky for reasons I can’t even explain. If you want something besides a diamond get another stone that looks different…
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@tailinmymouth
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@revenant_MMXX Sadly it’s not just her, I hear women talk about themselves this way all the time :/
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@tailinmymouth
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7 months
The Grove is the last bastion of civilization. If you don’t have a mall like this, are you even a real city? I officially like LA better than the Bay Area.
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@tailinmymouth
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7 months
Frens @tushar_saxena 💕
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@tailinmymouth
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On the other hand, the women going over the top with it with the specific goal in mind to attract men have the aura of a Venus fly trap. Nothing could be less attractive than the masculine quality of performing beauty for a cynical material goal.
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@tailinmymouth
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10 months
I’ve realized that stagnation of any kind is what will straight up destroy your life more than anything. Avoid at all costs. Making a risky move could be dangerous, but is at least dynamic.
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@tailinmymouth
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9 months
What if we kissed at the Urbit Assembly flop house? 💕
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@tailinmymouth
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Echo and the Bunnymen tonight w/ my stepdaughter 💀✨
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@tailinmymouth
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There is really no self-help solution here, idk why everyone needs there to be one. You either have the right instincts or you don’t. I’m not really sure what you’re supposed to do if you don’t. Sorry if that’s not inspirational. Not everything in life is inspirational 🤷🏻‍♀️.
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@tailinmymouth
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7 months
Sex positivity, sex negativity, porn addiction, OnlyFans, PUA, dating discourse, etc etc Can’t we just be normal about sex? It doesn’t have to be like this 🫤
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@tailinmymouth
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@tailinmymouth
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I searched “dessert” on UberEats and I get why everyone is fat now. They will legit bring you an entire cake at midnight, like just bring it to you, you don’t have to answer any questions or anything. I feel like each of those should come with a complementary wellness check…
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@tailinmymouth
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5 months
Viva Las Vegas @jardinsecret888 🍾
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@tailinmymouth
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18 days
The flowers were just perfect 🌹
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@tailinmymouth
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1 year
Cut to @Howlingmutant0 buying tickets to Rome while violently jerking off…
@GritGrowthCap
Grit Capital, Ancient God of Commerce
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the sexual assault equivalent of the "5 second rule"
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@tailinmymouth
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Ready for Maui 🌴🍹🍍🦜🌺
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@tailinmymouth
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9 months
The worst people in the world are having a great time, and there’s nothing you can do about it 🤷🏼‍♀️
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@tailinmymouth
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@BBYCELS444 DIPTYQUE L'OMBRE DANS L'EAU
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@tailinmymouth
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@paddysroyco Which step of the D.E.N.N.I.S. System is this? 🤔
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@tailinmymouth
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@tailinmymouth
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4 months
Fraxel results are amazingggggg!! 🙌🏻✨ Still a little red, but my skin is so smooth and my pores are so tiny! It even got rid of some broken blood vessels! My face was INSANELY swollen for 3 days, and it lightened a few beauty marks I liked :( Small price to pay! 10/10
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@tailinmymouth
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9 months
The flop house has been subsidized! Thank you @HestiaTobacco 🙌🏻
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@tailinmymouth
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Forced myself to at least go out today 😝
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@tailinmymouth
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10 months
“A healthy society is not a society where there is no sexual degeneracy, but one where such desires are regarded as counter-cultural and kept a bit underground.”
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@tailinmymouth
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Unreal 🌅
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@tailinmymouth
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3 months
🐾 @jardinsecret888 longhoused my dog!
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@tailinmymouth
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8 months
Full on consumptive Victorian waif mode 🤒
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@tailinmymouth
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4 months
New hair 🌤️
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@tailinmymouth
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9 months
Idk what I am 🖤✨
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@tailinmymouth
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Venue tour 👰🏼‍♀️💍💕
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@tailinmymouth
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Thank you to everyone who made our wedding possible. If you have any pictures please send them to me 💍✨
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@tailinmymouth
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Cake 💖
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@tailinmymouth
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Being short @palladiummag party 🎉
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@tailinmymouth
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In Austin/have purchased a sunglass 😎
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@tailinmymouth
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@dash_r_media Relationship advice books are typically written by deranged people though? Those who can’t teach etc etc Like does she think those Cosmo articles are real life too and people are out here doing or expecting that?
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@tailinmymouth
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Thank you everyone for giving me the most wonderful birthday! I feel so deeply loved, and I love all of you 🥰
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@tailinmymouth
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Way to go @Elegba99
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@tailinmymouth
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I still don’t really understand how portrait mode works 😝
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@tailinmymouth
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I’m doing a thing! 🎉
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@bronzeagemantis
Bronze Age Pervert
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I've been watching show "Gossip Girl" I think is very well-made, entertaining and has unusual sensibility, very much like anime show with Azn-Japanese social morality and flavor. I recommend...I like amoral character Blair Waldorf
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@tailinmymouth
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I don’t have Instagram, sorry 🤷🏼‍♀️
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@tailinmymouth
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Probably talking about Hitler @Elegba99 📸 @manabovetown
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@tailinmymouth
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So back (in NYC) 🧋✨
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@tailinmymouth
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I forgot to get pics last night, so here’s me trying on my crazy outfit. The only pic I have of my makeup is my proof of Covid test. I’m an idiot lol Now back to sleep 😝
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@tailinmymouth
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@oystergirl33 I am for sure a woman lol I understand it, I just don’t agree with it. I have never felt like that. Anything that isn’t completely “natural” is not a performance. All of modern life is unnatural. I identify more with chosen behaviors than my natural state Many people do I think?
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@tailinmymouth
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5 months
Every single person at my family dinner was at least 15 mins late tonight, and that’s how my fiancé realized we are in an interracial relationship…
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@tailinmymouth
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Plato’s goon cave
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@tailinmymouth
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7 months
How could I resist ordering this 😂
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@tailinmymouth
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We could always get married at The Cheesecake Factory. What’s stopping us from living our best life?
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@tailinmymouth
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Beach club maxxing 💕
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@tailinmymouth
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New friend 💕
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@tailinmymouth
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@tailinmymouth
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Going to Rome with all of my friends and throwing the party from the first scene of La Grande Bellezza would heal me ✨
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@tailinmymouth
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We have arrived in LA ✨
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@tailinmymouth
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I know this is usually discouraged, but I would actually be so happy if someone got engaged at our wedding. Just putting that out there 😉💕
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@tailinmymouth
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@tailinmymouth
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Picked out my wedding china today 💍✨
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@tailinmymouth
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@tailinmymouth
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Why does my dog get so little love on here? She’s a DOG. On the INTERNET. What the hell is wrong with you people???
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@tailinmymouth
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I am so glad I grew my brows back out. I feel like myself again 🙃
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@tailinmymouth
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❤️‍🔥
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@tailinmymouth
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Why is every other event/party in SF some kind of theme party where you have to play a little game or cosplay or do something for 8-year-olds? Can we not have parties without a gimmick anymore? It’s so exhausting. I just want to sit there and talk to my friends, plz…
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@tailinmymouth
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Oops did I miss world goth day a couple of days ago?💀🖤
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@tailinmymouth
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Let my people go 😕
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Oi m8 u got a loicense for that thigh gap?
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@tailinmymouth
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Somebody was like “what if everything tasted just a little bit like cardboard?” 🤔
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Paper straws were created by Satan. Completely demonic, wicked, evil.
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@tailinmymouth
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Don’t follow me if you’re a mainstream journalist. I will block you. Come on, you guys are making me feel dirty 😝
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@tailinmymouth
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Getting men to do things 🔥
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@tailinmymouth
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🏳️‍🌈 @jardinsecret888
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@tailinmymouth
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The cultural mismatch of moving to the West Coast has turned me into such a *hater* 😝
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@tailinmymouth
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Happy Jan 6th to those who celebrate 💕
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@tailinmymouth
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Me at 15, the most goth person who ever lived, obv. Was def going for this vibe. My bff and I made the first Instagram filters by putting a clear piece of tape over the flash of our digital cameras and coloring it with a marker to get a color wash. We took this very seriously 😝
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@tailinmymouth
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Spiritually and emotionally ran through @ Urbit Assembly Lisbon 💕
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@tailinmymouth
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Life is better at 90 degrees 🌤️
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