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@syphabelnades11
sypha
3 years
Gold digger? Bhai tujhe mein khareed loon. Bakwas na kar.
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@syphabelnades11
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4 years
RAPISTS SHOULD BE HANGED. PORN SHOULD BE BANNED.
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@syphabelnades11
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3 years
Gonna marry a guy with generational wealth. Bhae yeh naukri waghaira nahi hoti.
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@syphabelnades11
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3 years
Me 🤝 my fat face
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@syphabelnades11
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3 years
Bro itnay chutiya maslay hain meray kisi ko batatay huway bhi Sharam aati hai.
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
5 years
Punjabi is ki ammi le kar bhaagay thay.
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
6 years
آپ کو بھول جائیں ہم, اتنے تو بےوفا نہیں.
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
4 years
My ability to detach myself from people is very dangerous.
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@syphabelnades11
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1 month
I think i choose the worst type of men for myself
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
4 years
Either marry me or go. What's this talking stage. Ajeeb.
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Jab puray nangay ho tou kiss kyun plastic ko beech mein rakh ke kar rahay ho?
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@syphabelnades11
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3 years
I live in a toxic household, I'm scared of getting married. Kahan jaon ab mein. Aur koi raasta bhi nahi :/
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
3 years
GUYS 👉👈
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
2 months
I hate that I was born and I hate that i was born in Pakistan
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
4 years
You think breakups hurt? Have you ever liked a pair of shoes so much but they don't have your size?
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
3 years
😬😬
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
3 months
I need to have 3 boyfriends boriat hoti hai warna
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
6 years
Lol you need to work on your selfie taking skills
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
3 years
It's true guys, when you're happy you stop using Twitter.
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
3 months
Big D energy with a smol D lmao fk off
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
4 years
Azka se jo shaadi karay ga woh prisoner of azka ban jaye ga?
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
3 years
Nashay karo, ishq nahi.
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
4 years
If my man isn't crazy about me. I don't want him.
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
3 years
Happy Father's day to all the boys jinhein baap bannay ka bohat shouq hai.
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
3 years
Shafeeq meri baat suno I love you kehnay ka tumahra koi maqsad nahi tha tum apna hot dost bhi set karwa saktay thay agar meine tumse baat ki thi tou.
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
4 years
I have a joke about mathematics but it doesn't add up.
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
4 years
I may look fine but deep down I wanna dance on nach punjaban
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@Neha_Noor26 NEHAAAA OMG HIIII I DONT THINK YOU RMR ME
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
3 years
This person asked me if I missed him or not and I straight up said no. Bhae aur bhi kaam hotay hain apne maslay chal rahay hotay hain. Tumhara khayal laa kar aur mood kharab karna hai?
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
6 years
Sabzi mandi, tariq road. Chor ke jaane wala madarchod.
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
4 years
LMAO THIS GUY THINK JUST BC I WEAR HIJAB MEIN ZINDAGI MEIN MAZAY NAHI KAR SAKTI. WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU THINK THAT? AJEEB.
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
3 years
Maryam Nawaz jitna paisa meray pass bhi hota tou bohat khoobsurat hoti.
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
5 years
When you say pagal and he says tumahray liye.
@ArmedWithWords
Komal Shahid
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Bomboclaat
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@syphabelnades11
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3 months
Guess who is getting married next year
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
4 years
All the 17-19 year olds are my children.
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
4 years
You attract what you fear? No wonder why I attract emotionally unavailable men.
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
2 years
This woman met atif aslam and now all her tweets are about that
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
3 years
Single people have it easy they can be ugly in peace.
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
4 years
Do you see his face? How this doesn't affect him? That he knows he will be out in no time.
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Hassaan Niazi
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
3 years
Guys he left me on seen guess it's over for real
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
4 years
Women: men are trash Men: tUmHaRaY bHaI aUr AbBu bHi? Han woh bhi bhae. Sab hotay hain.
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
4 years
My guy's heart is gonna be smol.
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
4 years
Raviya aur ahreema bohat haseen hain MashaAllah 😭❣
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
9 months
Phir late ho gayi :(
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
4 years
Although it hurts. I'll be the first to say that I was wrong
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
3 years
Bubble wrap isnt the same anymore 😔
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
4 years
I'm kinda happy that I've lost the ability to love. Sukoon se chill karay banda and not give a fuck about anything or anyone.
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
3 years
My van wala is smth else 🥴
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
4 years
50 likes and ill recreate this
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
3 months
Koi drama nahi araha twitter par ajkal im bored please
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
4 years
If I ever become famous dont call me a celebrity, call me a celebtitty. Because titties are everything.
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
7 months
Can somebody suggest me a movie that'll make me wanna kms because it's too sad?
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
3 years
Oh wow another Islamabad ke loug sou rahein wala joke. Woh loug mehnat kartay hain jaldi soutay hain tou itnay ameer hain na. Tumhari tarha thori ke bas gappay haankoun saari raat.
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
3 years
Date someone who is not on twitter, so you can shitpost with ease.
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
8 months
Just want date a hot korean T_T
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
3 years
Sana ke mazay hain jab chaha high ho gayi.
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sypha
3 years
I love seeing my friends doing better in life. MashaAllah. Itni khushi hoti hai un ke liye.
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
3 months
Haramiyoun ghalat matlab samajhtay ho tum loug
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
5 months
Okay i do need therapy 🤡
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
4 years
I looked in the mirror and said Astagfirullah I'm so ugly eww
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
3 years
Yar dekho pyaar nahi chahiye ab. Bas ab paisa chahiye. Ameer houn ap tou sab kuch aajata hai.
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
4 years
Horny and hungry
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
5 years
اگر وہ پوچھ لیں ہم سے کہ کس بات کا غم ہے تو پھر کس بات کا غم ہو اگر وہ پوچھ لیں ہم سے
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B O M B O C L A A T
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
3 years
Juniors are getting married, engaged, having babies. Aur mujhe reply nahi araha.
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
4 years
I love how freshies sit in large groups. Lmao wait cutie. You're gonna sit by yourself in a few days.
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
2 years
The pictures he takes of cars vs the pictures he takes of me
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
5 years
They both got a brain. You don't .
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
3 months
Okay so guys go to the gym for two reasons 1. If their girl asks them to 2. If their girl left them
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
4 years
Kisi se bhi baat kar ke khushi nahi hoti. 😭
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
5 years
"Mardoun ko nahi huwa kartein sachi muhabbatein" oof
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
4 years
Kal 3 pages bharr diye feelings likh kar bc I don't have anyone to share stuff like this with lmao
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
4 years
All boys do is squint their eyes and play with their hair during the videos with shamoon Ismail's songs playing in the background. Trust me you do not look sexy.
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
3 years
Bhae bas mein shaadi kar rahi hun parha nahi jata
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
3 years
I hate people who are unnecessarily rude. I'm being nice to you. Yeh ajeeb baatein kyun choud rahay ho bhae. Dafa ho. Meine baat hi nahi karni ab.
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
6 years
Niqaab.
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Reminds me of this army man who is getting married in December and wanted me to meet him for 'for fun' Kyun ke shaadi se pehlay yeh sab karna laazmi hai. What a dumbfuck
@witchyeffy
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dating for men is not about connecting with people and even just enjoying/ having a consensual good time. it's about collecting trophies and stories to tell their peers in order to maintain or better their social standing.
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
4 years
Mujhe larkiyoun se baat karnay mein itni khushi hoti hai. Larkoun ko baat karnay hi nahi aati.
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
6 months
Love lahore. Hate lahoris.
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
3 years
Idhar chutiya larkoun ke rounay hi nahi khatam hotay.
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
8 months
AAAAA KYA HAI IS AADMI KO I WANT HIM
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
4 years
"Are you ok?" No, everyone treats me like an option
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
5 years
If you really want to gift me something. Get me hijabs a lot of them. Every colour. Please.
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
5 years
When I'm out having fun and suddenly remember I have assignments due.
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
3 years
If you're listening to songs on the 9th and 10th of muharram. Something is really wrong with you.
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
4 years
I've moved on. Mujhe nahi chahiye koi bhi. So.... Any girl wanna hook up?
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
4 years
Retweet this and I'll draw your avi.
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
8 months
Regret getting a haircut 😔
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
4 years
For your confusion Affect is اثر (change) Effect is اثرات (Result of change)
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
3 years
Jitna trauma mil chukka hai I'd like to live alone, no family of my own and no friends. Baakiyoun ko bhi banda kitna damage karay.
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
4 years
Friends who make dua for you>>>>>
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
3 years
Bakwas kar ke kehtay hain "I was jk" gaand marwao I dont give a fuck
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
11 months
The bitch in me is back
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
3 years
Paar Channa de is a masterpiece
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
3 years
50 likes and I'll text him
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
8 months
"kaisi larki hain kammo ji? " Chutiya
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
3 years
I dont want temporary shit I want something real I'm so sick and tired of entertaining temporary people. Please dont fucking waste my time.
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
3 years
Everything I like is either in lahore or karachi. Mein mar jaon?
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
2 months
Aik tou manager se tang hun aur mujhe koi job bhi chournay nahi deta??????
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@syphabelnades11
sypha
10 months
I regret getting a haircut
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