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As you are eating balanced diet, also eat balanced knowledge 👌 I am my own slave and my own master.

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Joined June 2017
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@jon_d_doe When she's 40 "what God cannot do does not exist" When she's 45 "I'm married to Jesus" End.
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@Bornakang I also wouldn't notice
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@jon_d_doe As I dey read this story, I just dey vex, I wish I have the opportunity to meet with that man, I go first give am bicycle kick and upper cut....
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@yabaleftonline Dysfunctional family is one major cause of a dysfunctional society
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@jon_d_doe Again, Agba keep saying that women can't love men, they are only loyal to their feelings. Small attention wey the white guy gave her, she don run open leg, she will still blame her husband and punish him for her own fault. End.
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@DavidHundeyin Talent is not always enough to get to limelight, it has to be properly channeled to get the right people.
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@jon_d_doe Agba, I've said it before, these women claiming to be Agbafian will weaponise your teachings against their men. They'll use your teachings to see the weakness and vulnerability of their men and use it against them. Most of them know the truth in your teachings but they'll not
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@jon_d_doe 10 Points you must take note of, number 10 will shock you. 1. 6 years of relationship brought see finish, even some marriages no dey last for 6years. 2. She cheated and you still accepted her. 3. She does not appreciate your sacrifices and efforts 4. She feels entitled. 5.
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@SAMKLEF No capping, God can do anything for his children
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@jon_d_doe Today wey Agba, comment on my comment, I go repost then pin am on my timeline, when Agba go retweet my tweet, I go know say I don finally start my PhD class under Agba, I go laminate the retweet hang, frame am then hang it on my bedroom so that my wife will know that I am good
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Since 1999 after Kanu Nwankwo, Victor Osimhen wins the African best player of the year award beating Mohammed Salah Naija to the world Victor Osimhen || #CAFAwards2023 || National Grid || Aisisat oshola || #48mOnBet9ja
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@yabaleftonline What about it this way: "BBNaija star slept with Ighalo Super eagles star"
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@jon_d_doe This one weak Agba🤣🤣🤣 Agba say it is well🤣🤣
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Small boy with BIG God don win Big award. The Victor is Victorious. Congratulations to Victor Osimhen #48mOnBet9ja
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@SAMKLEF Are you also doubting that God parted the red sea?
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@jon_d_doe To all the gonna be exceptional men receive sense now or never
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@jon_d_doe That girl will grow up to have trust issues with men, when she's married, no woman go near her husband laye!
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@SAMKLEF Are you also doubting that God raised Lazarus after three days
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@jon_d_doe 39 years old man wey no get sense
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@jon_d_doe 5 points to note, number 5 is what makes you in charge. 1. If a lady breaks up with you never take her back 2. If a lady cheats on you, send her away and never take her back. 3. If your wife cheats on you, send her away never take her back. 4. If a lady uses other guys to make
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@jon_d_doe 5 things a woman can endure in a relationship. Number 5 is a no go area 1. A woman can endure a cheating partner 2. A woman can even endure an abusive partner - I do not encourage 3. A woman can endure a broke man 4. A woman can endure being a second wife 5. A woman can never
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@FoxNews Trump is winning
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@FoxNews Nothing and nobody is gonna stop Trump
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@TundeTASH Truth about this excel is that, if you don’t have a need for a particular function/formulas don’t learn it, the best way to learn excel is to keep asking google how you can use excel to tackle the current problem you are facing with your data!!
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@yabaleftonline Maths set that we got for free, shey dem don dey put another thing inside?
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@yabaleftonline Ehhh God o! Na the Frenemies wey Mohbad dey always talk about be this o!
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@Wizarab10 Married men reading about their wives
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@yabaleftonline One fake pastor go say "your mother is after your life"
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@yabaleftonline It wasn't a secrete actually, na you wey no receive invite because invite was strictly to Billionaires, I was there na
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@yabaleftonline MTN does not forgive, that your sim go dey swallow credit like say tomorrow no dey
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@SAMKLEF Are you also doubting that Jesus walked upon the water?
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@DavidHundeyin Omo, nothing anybody won tell me, our leaders na the problem of today and tomorrow
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@IgboHistoFacts Okobo, been ages since I last saw or ate it
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@jon_d_doe If to say the guy is not an Agbafian, he for still fall for cheap game again
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@AishaYesufu Na lazy and mumu people dey embark on this kinda strike
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@PeterObi Somebody should please help me tell Tinubu to come and learn from Peter Obi😂
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@Kechi May their beautiful souls continue to rest in the Lord
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@jon_d_doe 1. Your girlfriend made a huge mistake by making you to see all those things about her family 2. She may be different from her siblings, it happens like that in some families where at least one person will just have sense 3. Don't be the exceptional man. End
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@DavidHundeyin Dear David Hundeyin, I need you to understand that you did just very well, history will never forget you. It can be painful to start something that took a lot from and you and it got jeopardised by clout chasing and hungry journalists. Don't worry you are a winner. Thank you
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Why do you want to fight an habit later when you can do it now?? Don't let your bad habit dmagage you #100x than the benefits your good habits can afford you.
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@yabaleftonline The other husbands to the new husband:
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@FinPlanKaluAja1 Lawmakers can't make laws they don't like, it's about them not about Nigerians
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@PIDOMNIGERIA I hope he's following rule of law in all this dealings, two wrongs can't make a right.
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@jon_d_doe The moment she finally gets deflowered, her sex drive will be very high because she taste something sweet that she has never tasted in her life before. Na the guy go run for sex. Have this conversation with your boyfriend, he will make it easy for you, I'm sure you are not the
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@PIDOMNIGERIA If it can happen to a pastor, it can happen to you regardless of whatever your portfolio is
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@jon_d_doe Even when she finally gets married, na the man go suffer am. Them go begin punish the man for what he did not do. I tire for this gender
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@PIDOMNIGERIA Once you know the judge in Nigeria, you can judge your own case
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@instablog9ja Which one be he's alive?? Na jesus him be??
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@jon_d_doe A woman that willingly leaves her matrimonial home does not regard her husband and has long been tired of the marriage, don't encourage her stay
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@PIDOMNIGERIA Please if you can help, reach out and help, there are many innocent people serving jail term because of our corrupt judicial system. So sad
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@FoxNews I stand for the protection of children, they are innocent
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9 months
This video is very funny, but what lessons can you pick from it. Me: The government will make you feel they are helping you but they are not! Opay, I have my evidence for Room 404 as they were using vaseline
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@Oloyedeyy4u ❤️❤️❤️
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@jon_d_doe Like I said earlier that one of the greatest needs of any male is sex, Sex for men does not always translate to love. You can't keep a sexually active man for long without sex, you want to wound him???
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@jon_d_doe This is like the 1 millionth times Agba is shouting this thing but they'll not still listen
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@jon_d_doe Our Christian brothers don wise up, they don't marry their church members, they go out and find a good girl to marry. Pastor don complain tired but we no mind am🤣 This only suggest the level of hypocrisy among our Christian sisters
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@FirstDoctor Why would someone keep drinking alcohol to the point of vomiting.?
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@musayakub @BashirAhmaad @Fmohnigeria @MBuhari Digest what message??? We are still battling Covid-19 and he’s introducing Covik -one nine. Digest what will kill you
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@jon_d_doe If to say vawulence is allowed, first thing na to deck the man, then the wife too go collect wotowoto, when people start asking what happened, then I will now start explaining with enough evidence. The wife, friends and family of the other guy will all be involved, then on my
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@iamklausenburg @jon_d_doe She's deliberate with her words, she's not begging to come back for love, na for the money and knacks... No ever trust women
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NEW UPDATE ALERT! If you get any problems, put am for WhatsApp status, it'll disappear after 24hrs. Thank me later!
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@jon_d_doe This one wey you dey call Agba to come "help you on it" You need to be specific o! so that Agba can be sure of what the assignment is. Agba can also assign one Agbafian like me to come and "help you on it" it's not a difficult thing to do at all but we need to understand the
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What is that one thing that is good about mistake… Not everything is wrong about mistake!!! Farm City Chef Dammy
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@jon_d_doe Never promise a woman marriage when you guys are just getting to know each other
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@jon_d_doe Agba, thank you for the efforts. You are a great man indeed.
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@jon_d_doe @BlessedGirl001 She's everything you want in a woman but you obviously have a problem with her being stubborn and opinionated. Does she respect you, do you feel respected ? When she's being stubborn and opinionated, how does that make you feel? Does it make you feel disrespected? If you can
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@jon_d_doe Agba, no worry, the guy fit dey cap and again no be every undergraduate dey graduate some na NFA - No Future Ambition
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@jon_d_doe Never tell a woman your intentions about marriage when you guys are just getting to know eachother
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I still believe in miracles, this is the beginning of the last month of the year. This month will favour me and my family and you and your family. Happy new month
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@jon_d_doe A rejected woman will overly become very dangerous when you take them back
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@SAMKLEF What God cannot do does not exist
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@OneJoblessBoy Regardless, he's blessed
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@Solomon_Buchi That's why they are children, teach them the way of the Lord and other values but there must be moderation in everything, no extremism.
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@jon_d_doe You get, the guy will be hoping that one day, she go pity him. But on a second thought, it's possible she's lying about being a virgin.
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@DonaldJTrumpJr Trump is winning the election. Nothing is gonna stop him
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@jon_d_doe Quick reminder to the gonna be exceptional men
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@jon_d_doe 12 Questions/Observation to ponder on. Number 8 and 12 will shock you: 1. Don't go back to your ex, she broke the rule 2. She disrespected her father 3. She got pregnant before he married her 4. What was she even enjoying in the relationship before they got married? 5. She
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God is the greatest, he will do it for you. If you believe comment I BELIEVE
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Whats best for Nigerians ? Should Bola Ahmed Tinubu resign or be disqualified ?? Naira Marley and Sam Larry Ola of Lagos Peter Obi The CSU Primeboy Wanted Newcastle Champions league #NEWPSG #MAFSUK #BARGAINPPLUS #atmfey
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@PeterObi Peter Obi is teaching them: Accountability 101 Transparency 101 Eco 101 Very basic and elementary things anyone can understand but no, they don't want to have sense just to be eating roasted corn and plantain 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@jon_d_doe @BlessedGirl001 If you tell your husband, you don cause serious wahala be that. That man will resent you forever, your marriage will never remain the same again
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@jon_d_doe The girl no know say the guy is a PhD student of Agba 😂😂
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@jon_d_doe @BlessedGirl001 You may expect your husband to understand when he finds out, but men naturally don't feel good when they learn about such and this will greatly affect a lot of things in your marriage.
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@Glitznfabz How true is this? no sane principal can do this, anybody can write and sign on that piece of paper. If you have other documents signed by the principal upload it for comparison, then you can be taken seriously. This is not the time to chase clouts using tribalism. Be careful!
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@asemota No capping, God can do anything for his children
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This one wey fake product don full Nigeria like this including fake president, fake judiciary, fake lawmakers, if NAFDAC is also fake, wetin we go do for this country. Na fake postinor 2 don give plenty people unwanted pregnancy . Fake Malta Guiness, Pepsi, Cway, Soy Sauce,
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@PeterObi I am waiting for Tinubu to have this kinda interaction, even if na with new boys of his school🤣🤣🤣
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@jon_d_doe The funny part is that these girls are always looking out for Yahoo boys to date!! They don't care
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@channelstv The party with the highest rigging wins the election
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@jon_d_doe Now that the warning about single mothers is dropping, you people must receive sense
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Do you know Bishop David Oyedepo? He's now the richest pastor in Africa. What do you like or dislike about him?
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Don't be a nagging wife and forgive your spouse. Funny but true
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What the Nigerian Judiciary cannot do does not exist...🤣🤣🤣 Do you still have trust in the Nigerian Judiciary system ?? Fraud #ChatGPT Israel and Hamas The Judiciary #GenZBaddie 𓅛 #OloladeNetflix #Tacha #15thAugust2025 Sanusi #RevolutionNow Twice as Tall Canadians
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@FirstObidient Teach me moves na
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@jon_d_doe So long as you want to catch him again, you will keep catching him...
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@Naija_PR Ethiopia and Liberia are widely believed to be the only two African countries to have never been colonized.
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@jon_d_doe A girl dating a yahoo boy is a yahoo girl
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The purchase of 1 brand new Lexus SUV for the Chief of Staff at the rate of N440million is “in tandem with economic realities” Na wa o!!! #RevolutionNow Sanwo Olu Venita Happy Birthday OBO #RevolutionNow
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