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Old page deleted. that funny jamaican girl with the gap & big titties. ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ x 305. โ™Œ๏ธ ๐ŸŒป I write poetry, scripts, short films & funny tweets. Hire me Issa Rae

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9 months
In honor of Love day coming up, I want to share this old poem that I wrote called "Hopeless Romantic". Inspired by the love I wish I had. Tell the person how you feel while they're still here. โค๏ธ
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@sydsimmaaa
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7 months
Random DJ starts following me this morning. He starts liking a few pics so I take a quick scroll on his page and see he's married (likes pic). Y'all tell me why the FAWK this man got me in his close friends with these freaky weird ass questions?! Just weird & dirty asf. ๐Ÿคฎ
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@sydsimmaaa
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@xtopher_babb Me to my aunt telling me she prefers red onions to white onions while I'm making potato salad. Me: Oh that's nice.
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@sydsimmaaa
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I'm really surprised instagram hasn't given us the option to opt out of people's close friends yet.
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@Beymonce If "who did the body"? was a person ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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9 months
@femininaura Congrats?
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9 months
@TheBaddestMitch Mmm I think this may be an isolated thing. Especially if you're bleeding for weeks after. All I remember is smelling like milk if my b**bs were engorged from going too long without feeding.
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@ChefAnthonyDC How much you wanna bet she's the one that did this cause why you can't speak to them??? That's crazy
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@sydsimmaaa
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7 months
Aiight someone found his wife page! She's so beautiful too and got 2 kids with this devil
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@sydsimmaaa
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7 months
This was the last story before I got tf up outta there. Freaky frog!!
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@sydsimmaaa
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10 months
@rapnewshq @ciara @realstunnagirl The sample is ass. Shoutout to Cici!
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@sydsimmaaa
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11 months
@jiggyjayy2 Finally, I can say I never found her funny on Abbott elementary without someone calling me a hater ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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7 months
Nigga hid me from his stories to post his other bitch ๐Ÿ˜ญ I was IMMEDIATELY back outside. Shit was like a light switch.
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@sydsimmaaa
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@Basualdinero You won fr
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@sydsimmaaa
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7 months
And to the shaderoom, spiritual word or ANY of those insta gossip pages I DO NOT GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO USE MY TWEETS!
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@sydsimmaaa
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7 months
@Jaxboyz17 He's a sick negro
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@sydsimmaaa
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2 months
@CrocodileCam Why y'all disrespecting Adele like this? Be so serious
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7 months
@_Saucetv Shoo fly!
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@sydsimmaaa
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9 months
@Kyla_Lacey This tweet is antiblack
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@sydsimmaaa
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7 months
Storytime: This reminds me of when I used to date sum1 who posted instagram stories religiouslyyyy all day! One day we were beefing & all of sudden his stories stopped. I said hmmm that's suspicious ๐Ÿค”. I go on my other page and lo and behold stories galore. (Cont'd)
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@sydsimmaaa
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9 months
@theegirlmyaa @gabehardyy U shoulda said "I just got home" and never text again ๐Ÿคญ
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@sydsimmaaa
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@iamRonDMC I need every black person to stop tweeting about and stop watching this show. I peep the agenda
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@_omalicha__ @Sorrelish Umm are you okay??? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@sadityylex @BDTRELILBROTHER Looking like "who did the body" ole crypt keeper looking ahh
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@alanamlwilliams Lmaooo cause I sholl do love smiling in my bathroom ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@sydsimmaaa
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@JASlRAH @xtopher_babb Her preference isn't right or wrong, it's also irrelevant to ME.
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@sydsimmaaa
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7 months
@plzleev How would you be here if your mom wasn't wrecking shit?
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@sydsimmaaa
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7 months
And not for nothing...he's a capricorn. Do with that what you will
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@sydsimmaaa
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11 months
@chariranae I BEG YOUR PARDON
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@sydsimmaaa
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@_ambabe This is embarrassing me and my homegirls sista
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@passport_cutty Both avoiding accountability like the plague ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ
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@smoke_nd_pearlz On gawd niggas think they slick. Take me out the group chat!!
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@lady_lorraine_ Like it's a CHOICE!
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@jiggyjayy2 As crazy as this tweet is I fully understood
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@sydsimmaaa
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@CrocodileCam Sister wives?
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@bootlegsnack She probably do, who knows
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@RoyIsThaTruth Can y'all just put money on his books and leave us out of it fr
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@AshleyShyMiller I think it's funny to people who enjoy awkward humor like the office cause I die laughing everytime.
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@zzzssaza Yes Sarah. Great observation
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@aliyahvallen Silent retweet ๐Ÿซฃ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@OriginaleSoul @ChefAnthonyDC And nothing she said would've stopped him from doing that. I salute him for being calm after blatant disrespect and disregard
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@TheBaddestMitch I want people to stop engaging and sharing these accounts
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@zangiedoes Yeah I had to request him to see sexual harassment
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@MindBodyBronx I've noticed scorpios are more discerning in their paranoia. Taurus have unrealistic fear for no reason
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@shes_rADIAnt You ate this ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@KingNjayc @lodiedodie14 Not my good sis ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ she ain't mean it!
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@96_SKY @oochiewalle_ Not you being loud and wrong
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@sydsimmaaa
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Most men are pedophiles and that's just the awful truth.
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No teenager can fool a grown ass man who doesn't like teenagers, that they are not in fact a teenager. Every lie be damned. Hope that helps.
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@sydsimmaaa
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@allprofitslim Meanwhile most straight men rarely get tested. Y'all are already at risk!!
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@mak2smooth @SomaKazima This pic is so iconic till this day!
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@StoveT0Pz What a yoga reach ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ foh bozo
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@sydsimmaaa
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@NickStillHere @itsjust_G_ Why would he talk to someone he cut off?? We all vent on here. Y'all not special plz
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@sydsimmaaa
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@Captain_Hook504 I wouldn't have come home for 2 days and then pulled up with my new man and a uhaul truck
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@Phil_Lewis_ Wow man. Police will do anything for a conviction smfh
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@sydsimmaaa
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@ATLUncensored I remember my child's father gf beat my daughter for having an accident at her house. Next day I filed a restraining order and we were in court. I don't play that fuck shit!
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@gennxgen @ZiDaGreat This must be some new miami talk. Nobody say shones no more? ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@HerbGoddezz @Complex Just discovered this buffet by the crib. I'm in heaven!
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@GURUJAHRA @passport_cutty You just made that up
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@BDTRELILBROTHER Reparations ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿพ
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@UWannabeeKD No. Just like I ain't give him permission to virtually harass me. Bye antler
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@pcstandfor Damn I thought Cardi left him fr last time ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@ofcoursegreg When I say I was screaming so loud for her like she was my homegirl she went tf off!!
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@Butter_x0 @solodeauxleaux @evelynvwoodsen Choosing a homeless aesthetic for your content is brazy but it gets the people going ๐Ÿคฃ
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@Kyla_Lacey Bruh dental coverage is a complete scam
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@Lovelylcherry @iamRonDMC IYKYK and if you don't...do what you will.
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@BDTRELILBROTHER Put likkle water on for me to boil plz
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@sydsimmaaa
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@AyOoCuzzy @teeelatricee I can understand not delivering to people but Doordarsh expecting drivers to police grown adults is so dangerous and they definitely don't pay enough for that!
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@ImAdeDallAs @StrawberriSplif @khristofflee @biencaroo Do you know what compatibility means? How did rent come into jeezus y'all are insufferable
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@Jess_Rabbit27 No. Hasn't opened it
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@CrocodileCam That's so crazy to me! She ain't impressing nobody but American idol judges
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@tharealsaskia @_AyeAyeRon_ ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
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@keatingssixth It was survival for most parents who couldn't afford a sitter or daycare.
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@necianatae @Beymonce The clickety clack of them heels told me everything I needed to know.
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@JayRunway @jb2fo8 "Stop asian hate" lmfao
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@taqkii @polokiddken Elaborate neowww!!!
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@KameronBennett In his soft boy era โค๏ธ
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@mylovedes2 ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ no seriously
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@JasonDLouie @keatingssixth Wow this was a great analogy/explanation.
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@kahtrinuh Wish I knew who she was cause this is outrageous fr
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@BDTRELILBROTHER ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ’œ
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@BDTRELILBROTHER @jayllooonnnn Remove everybody with a short bob
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@sydsimmaaa
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That's a black King right there!
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Official NASA headshot just dropped ๐Ÿ˜Œโœจ๐ŸŒŽ๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿฝโ€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ
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@sydsimmaaa
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@Asghoull Cause it's โœจ๏ธtrendyโœจ๏ธ and people use it to avoid accountability.
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@hill_shavine @OriginaleSoul @ChefAnthonyDC He was talking pretty calm from the beginning. My point was if his goal was to be violent, her talking wouldn't have prevented that.
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@NotPremi Is this a black job organization?
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@TysonCreme
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life is so demanding. now imagine youโ€™re fighting for your life and itโ€™s niggas tryna fuck you everyday. women go through some nonsense lmaoooo
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@LordJerms The way my electricity billed double this month had me shook like I ain't crank the ac myself ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@ROCKBETHENAME @Snow_Blacck Bet $5 it's gonna cancel like the Detroit show
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@faithhomey21 As if Jamaicans neva did hott enough. We just keep evolving ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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@sydsimmaaa
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This tweet done brought all the fine women and men out. If you fine and funny, follow me!
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@sydsimmaaa
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@ItsKay0504 @iamRonDMC These men are being held accountable to their face and they're still deflecting. This does nothing for us as a collective.
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@EveTokki @TheBaddestMitch Duh. That's why I shared my different experience
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@OhIts_Sani @_mstrdom @Rollitupk HAITIAN CREOLE?! Ok you just talking to talk nah ๐Ÿคฃ
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@Kyla_Lacey I didn't become a avid smoker until I had a baby. PPD was wicked but the weed was wickeder & helped me handle being overstimulated & stressed.
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