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Sydmony Snicket’s Series of Unfortunate Tweets

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Sofa⚔️
11 months
HOBIE HOBIE BROWN
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Sofa⚔️
5 months
Men don’t chase like they used to
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Sofa⚔️
2 years
I met @Kieraplease and she was so nice 😭
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Sofa⚔️
4 years
A bashful(soon to be)bride ❤️ congrats bby🥺🥺
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Sofa⚔️
6 years
I would do this and accidentally cut my own hair
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Sofa⚔️
5 years
I just wanna be the girl you like ✨
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Sofa⚔️
5 years
I finally gave my first comment at my new hall 😊. It was probably the most bootleg Japanese comment ever but, I did it finally 💀
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Sofa⚔️
2 years
Category is hair😊
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Sofa⚔️
5 years
Ahhhhhh I heard some girls speaking Japanese in the coffee shop. And I was able to ask them if they was Japanese and told them I’m a bible student and gave them a contact card. All in Japanese. I’m shaking typing this 💀💀
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Sofa⚔️
6 years
Someone please name an organization besides Jehovah’s where you can meet someone once but feel comfortable enough to fly to see them for a weekend? My last two trips I wouldn’t have met these girls if I didn’t see them at bethel and the met. Now I got lifelong friends due to jah
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Sofa⚔️
6 years
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Sofa⚔️
1 year
Met the love of my life today, he was so fine and I know he wanted to kiss me on my mouth Fr
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Sofa⚔️
5 years
I’m embarrassed how many times he had to tap her
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Sofa⚔️
4 years
If you want to take pictures like this hmu
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Sofa⚔️
5 years
My hair is being nice to me today 🥺
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Sofa⚔️
5 years
Laishの多くの顔
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Sofa⚔️
3 years
Just letting y’all know I’m still cute
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Sofa⚔️
5 years
You in his likes. My phone connects to his Bluetooth when I get in his car. We are not the same 🙂
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Sofa⚔️
2 years
🥂to the groom! to the bride !👩🏾‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏾
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Sofa⚔️
3 years
I miss the giver, hunger games, divergent, maze runner , & 5th wave era. Give me a futuristic dystopian story I’ll eat it up 💀
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Sofa⚔️
4 months
I have to unlock the account for this one😵‍💫❣️
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Sofa⚔️
4 years
彼女はあお💎
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Sofa⚔️
4 years
やれやれ🤪
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Sofa⚔️
6 years
Ari spent the whole morning carving out the jw logo in stamp rubber. This is the result. Our letters for letter writing decked out now 💀💀💀
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Sofa⚔️
3 years
Y’all got emotionally stable moms? What that feel like ?
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Sofa⚔️
5 years
So cleann🧼
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Sofa⚔️
5 years
Wow girls are so 🥴😒🙂😣😢😬
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Sofa⚔️
5 years
My face 😄
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Sofa⚔️
5 years
This video is an emotional roller coaster but check the fit🥰
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Sofa⚔️
5 years
LMBOOOOOOO
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Sofa⚔️
5 years
I just be trying to remind my friends that Jehovah does not put as much pressure on us as we put on ourselves, I think the fact that we know we owe everything to him can be weight sometimes but he just wants our obedience &our best. Just pray and try he’ll do the rest fr
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Sofa⚔️
4 years
I have reached “that level” of quarantine 💀
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Sofa⚔️
4 years
Crackhead energy while I do my hair
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Sofa⚔️
5 years
Tokyoの月曜日
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Sofa⚔️
7 years
Fun fact : my grandpa was reading Job 1:4 and decided that each month the family should get together and have dinner. So that’s what we been aiming for and I think we on month 3? My grandpa calls it a taste of paradise
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Sofa⚔️
6 years
You ever wonder what attracts people to you ? Like what part of your personality make people wanna be friends with you or what one thing you did for them that sticks with him and makes your friendship worth it
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Sofa⚔️
2 years
I am happy to be back in person because I can concentrate better in a controlled environment lol my house is not one and I need something to force me to get out of my house and up and moving
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Sofa⚔️
7 years
I hate going places by myself when it is dark because I have been watching criminal minds since I was 12
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Sofa⚔️
5 years
I feel cute🙂
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Sofa⚔️
4 years
“U up?”
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Sofa⚔️
4 years
Me irl vs Animated me
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Sofa⚔️
5 years
My friend tried to shoot her shot and she said, “did it work?” He said, “did I reply?” Lost another good soldier today lmbooo
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Sofa⚔️
5 years
Someone shoot their friendship shot so I can tell you imma visit you while only probably supporting you online for a year until I finally come and visit and we have the time of our lives and I miss you forever 💀
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Sofa⚔️
7 years
Who trying to fall in love so I can complain that words don’t come easy when trying to explain you, that your love is the sweetest taste to my tongue, that your arms are the only shelter I need, that if you had to live on my love alone you’ll never die.
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Sofa⚔️
2 years
Don’t let life get you down Hachiko☠️❤️
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Sofa⚔️
7 years
You thought you’ll impress your MCM with your interest in music, so you send him an artist he never heard of. He likes it and sends it to his WCW. It’s 3 months later, they together and making snaps singing the songs you introduced. The caption is “me&my baby song😍❤️” you hurt
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Sofa⚔️
5 years
My dress is from amazon 😂😛
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Sofa⚔️
7 years
“You and ... would look so cute together.” First of all, they don’t even look cute by themselves
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Sofa⚔️
5 years
I would rock that nigga
@_Smooky
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5 years
Slap the grey out his head 🤣😂🤣😂
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6 years
🖤
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Sofa⚔️
5 years
Guys I’m going here today because I saw it on Twitter ! 😭
@Gabriele_Corno
Gabriele Corno
5 years
Virtual experience at Digital Art Museum in Tokyo
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Sofa⚔️
1 year
This girl at my hall like you’re 16 right? Because I want to hang out with you and then I said no I’m actually 25 but we can still do something and then she told me never mind because she felt betrayed.
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Sofa⚔️
5 years
Me imitating the car wash inflatables
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Sebastién
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39) Quote this with a random video of you.
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Sofa⚔️
7 years
Kinda wanna date , kinda want to move out , kinda wanna do neither and save money. Kinda want to do neither again , quit all my jobs and move to wear the need is great. Kinda don’t know anything or what i want
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Sofa⚔️
4 years
This random person cash app me $150 and they like pls send it back. Have a nice life baby
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Sofa⚔️
7 years
Our CO was talking about loyalty and like family ties and he asked is blood thicker than your baptism water ?
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Sofa⚔️
2 months
Updating that media
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Sofa⚔️
4 years
I ain’t never seen 2 well dressed best friends, it’s always one of them that ain’t got no drip💀💀😭
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Sofa⚔️
4 years
Unfriendly black hottie who’s in fact actually very friendly 😂
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Sofa⚔️
6 years
Nisan 14💕
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Sofa⚔️
3 years
ViShawn
@skinny_que
CCW license - 43 states
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“Naw me and Wanda don’t talk no more”
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Sofa⚔️
5 years
In motion.
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Sofa⚔️
5 years
Syd is here
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Sofa⚔️
6 years
My parents was supposed to go to an international convention in Sydney, Australia. My mom got pregnant so they couldn’t go. They named me Cidni and never had the chance to go to Australia like they wanted. I’m named as a reminder of their disappointment.
@TheBaddestMitch
Mel 🤭
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How did y'all get y'alls names? Let's talk.
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Sofa⚔️
5 years
“…Hello Wisconsin!”
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Sofa⚔️
6 years
My glasses came in today 🤓
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Sofa⚔️
3 years
My hair looks great. The end.
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Sofa⚔️
5 years
High chair👶🏾, Sofa🛋
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@avryxx1
neicy.babyy
5 years
lil neicy, big neicy💢
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Sofa⚔️
5 years
Primary
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Sofa⚔️
6 years
Had a mental healthy day😭Took myself to the park and out to eat. I didn’t have anyone to take a picture of me so a selfie it had to be 💀
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Sofa⚔️
6 years
Day 3 of continuously getting this bread
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Sofa⚔️
4 years
The guy who did my covid test, tried to shoot something in the trash and missed and we made eye contact and laughed. I’m like yo are we about to kiss rn 💀💀💀
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Sofa⚔️
6 years
My favorite poet
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Sofa⚔️
5 years
火曜日私たしは公園を行きました。本当にきれいでした
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Sofa⚔️
5 years
The dog like so you not gone help him
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Sofa⚔️
5 years
💟
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Sofa⚔️
5 years
My best catfishing self
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Sofa⚔️
11 months
Another look 🫢
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Sofa⚔️
5 years
“if y’all can’t give Jehovah the bare minimum, how am I supposed to expect you’ll do it for me? you owe him your life and can’t do anything for me. And you owe me nothing so ?????” -wise words from me and my sister in our morning rant 🙂
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Sofa⚔️
5 years
I just booked my Airbnb for Japan
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Sofa⚔️
7 years
This months thrift store finds🦁😭
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Sofa⚔️
7 years
I could neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr have a controlling husband. My mom invited this sister over she like oh can it be a group thing instead of a girls night. I can’t go places without my husband. Yikes
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Sofa⚔️
2 years
Zero. I never looked at life and thought, “You know what would make this better? A child.”
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Dime.
2 years
How many kids y’all want?
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Sofa⚔️
5 years
Fineapple 🍍
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Sofa⚔️
5 years
My mom having a moment look at little sofa as a chair leg
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Sofa⚔️
4 years
Does anyone else feel like they have to constantly see ppl to make sure they have a good standing in their life & when they don’t, feel as if you are not important to them anymore? & this pandemic has made it very hard to gauge your friendships ???
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Sofa⚔️
4 years
“We irritating 😂👯‍♀️” @bree_pitts
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5 years
Niggas drinking four Lokos but can’t attend their LOCAL meeting 💀
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Sofa⚔️
5 years
Sydney.
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Sofa⚔️
4 years
Who trying to date me and find the love of their life? Because everyone who talks to me finds her right after! Amarite 💀
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Sofa⚔️
5 years
After all this planning, we pulled out it off ! Congratulationssss babies! The smiles were all worth it 😭😭❤️❤️ @drocksam2 @lo_solegit
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Sofa⚔️
2 years
Isn’t bun bun cute?🥺🥺
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Sofa⚔️
6 years
⚪️⚫️
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Sofa⚔️
6 years
🕷
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Sofa⚔️
6 years
Just wanted to show y’all my hair cut
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Sofa⚔️
6 years
“☀️😘”
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Sofa⚔️
6 years
The fact Jehovah knows everything is so comforting. He knows how we feel, why we do certain things, the things we want to do (intentions) compared to want we actually do and understands it all
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