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@swordhobbit

11 months

Katherine Krueger

@kath_krueger

11 months

i cannot emphasize enough how, if i came into possession of The One Ring, i would not fall prey to its evil power. i would use it for good and have no issues

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@swordhobbit

4 months

pouka 🍀 COMMS CLOSED

@mlmcreek

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tragic character trope

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@swordhobbit

3 years

still find it funny that j*ff fucking b*zos is into lord of the rings... like baby YOU are the dark lord and the bad force in this world that tolkien was warning against

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@swordhobbit

3 years

lgbt stands for legolas, gandalf, bilbo and thorin

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2 years

sauron when he spies frodo and sam sneaking across mordor

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3 months

a gamer quite curious 💭

@sabatonfan69

3 months

It would feel so good to drop kick gollum full force

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@swordhobbit

3 years

my disdain for monarchies leaving my body when i rewatch the return of the king

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@swordhobbit

5 months

"i am no man"

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@buffys

5 months

name THE hardest line in all of fiction.

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@swordhobbit

1 year

rock and pool is nice and cool so juicy sweet all i wish to catch a fish so juicy sweet

Letterboxd

@letterboxd

1 year

new timothée chalamet instagram post just dropped

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@swordhobbit

1 year

... it's moving bc he's dangling it by a chain 😭

The Act Man

@TheActMan_YT

1 year

LIKE WTF is this attention to detail?! Look at the ring in this scene! I never noticed that it's actually moving. Like it's trying to escape Boromir's grasp or something

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@swordhobbit

3 years

sauron in the hobbit:

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@swordhobbit

3 years

tolkien "purists" complaining about there being people of colour in the rings of power obviously have not read the fucking tolkien books they claim to defend because sam is described at least TWICE as having "brown hands"

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@swordhobbit

1 year

lotr is just. walking walking walking LORE DROP walking walking sam professing his love for frodo walking fighting walking lore drop

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@swordhobbit

3 years

pippin gandalf

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@swordhobbit

3 years

frodo's face when pippin declares himself a person of intelligence will always get me.... look at his judgy little expression

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@swordhobbit

3 years

lord of the rings is fundamentally a story about love in all its forms and i believe that any and every interpretation of that is valid and beautiful and correct

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@swordhobbit

3 years

lotr twitter watching the trailer like

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@swordhobbit

3 years

there is NO heterosexual explanation for sam telling frodo "it's your sam"

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@swordhobbit

1 year

was frodo useless for being the only person to volunteer to destroy the ring? to carry it all the way to mordor as its power grew stronger and he grew weaker? was he useless for holding on longer than even the wise thought possible, only breaking at the very last?

Lesbian in Pink 🏳️‍🌈

@Tassostronza

1 year

@sunderedseas @lnclt_dulac It's not like I hate him... It's more like he's the useless character ever

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@swordhobbit

1 year

c'mon now

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@swordhobbit

1 year

@myelessar i literally go insane thinking about how tolkien described lúthien as one of the most beautiful and powerful elves in the whole legendarium and he based her off his wife

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@swordhobbit

2 years

imagine if frodo had said this at the volcano

robin 💍🦕

@kenobissith

2 years

I FORGOT THE RING NO

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@swordhobbit

2 years

if you don't love me at my 1977 rankin bass thranduil then you don't deserve me at my 2012 lee pace thranduil

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@swordhobbit

3 years

french people when they see gollum

gorgoroth

@nordjevel

3 years

legollum

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@swordhobbit

3 years

if you hate frodo then sam Would Not Like You just so you know

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@swordhobbit

2 years

if i was gandalf i wouldnt have been so mean to pippin :(

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@swordhobbit

2 years

people who don't like frodo and diminish his actions so they can justify thinking that sam is the 'real hero' of lotr... how do you feel knowing that sam would probably hate u

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@swordhobbit

2 years

eye of sauron

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@swordhobbit

2 years

i am once again thinking of this particular lotr behind the scenes photo

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@swordhobbit

5 months

okay but hear me out. frodo and sam as cats

Why you should have a cat

@ShouldHaveCat

5 months

she’s everything and he’s just orange

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@swordhobbit

1 year

barbie spoilers but oh.oh my god

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@swordhobbit

1 year

fuck off and deal with it!

𝙻𝚊 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚎 𝚅𝚎𝚛𝚝𝚎 🇺🇸

@la_chatte_verte

1 year

“Queer” LOTR fan projects modern moral degeneracy onto Tolkien. Tolkien was born in the Victorian Era. What he considered a “sex story” when asked circa 1965 is undoubtedly tame in an era of Grindr and transing children.

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@swordhobbit

1 year

THERE IS NO "REAL" HERO IN LOTR THAT IS THE POINT

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@ManuclearBomb

1 year

It takes 2.5 movies and 7.5 hours to reveal who the real hero is in The Lord of the Rings

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@swordhobbit

4 months

sam saturday

kylie 💍

@sunderedseas

4 months

frodo friday

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@swordhobbit

4 months

me when im in a misunderstanding frodo competition and this is my opponent

Grubber

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4 months

@swordhobbit Frodo is not a tragic character you fucking doorknob

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@swordhobbit

7 months

reminds me of this classic

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@myelessar

7 months

these sean and elijah ones

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@swordhobbit

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@holyaches

4 months

let’s embrace each other， even if we are doomed.

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@swordhobbit

2 years

best friend of frodo... :')

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@swordhobbit

1 year

bringing this back for no reason in particular

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@swordhobbit

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libby

@evenstvr

2 years

what’s a male acting performance where he’s having the worst day of his life but looks so hot doing it

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@swordhobbit

2 years

will never understand why tolkien dudebros see the coolest lotr content ever and then say it sucks??? like... calm down. the lotr tarot deck is pretty and tolkien is dead. middle earth is not real <3 and you are boring

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@swordhobbit

3 years

lmao all the homophobes in the comments saying "none of you have read the books!!!" my dudes the books are gayer than the films

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@guardianculture

3 years

Future Lord of the Rings films should acknowledge the book’s queer leanings

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@swordhobbit

1 year

people died

etta MISSES MUSKATEERS

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1 year

"people died" and its just a picture of a female celebrity

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@swordhobbit

3 years

finally..... someone to rival Him

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@myelessar

3 years

i tried to screenshot durin and accidentally turned him into a tree

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@swordhobbit

1 year

elijah wood also elijah wood

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@swordhobbit

6 months

i'm going to vent ALONE of course you are mr frodo and im coming with you

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@DiscussingFilm

6 months

Elijah Wood has been cast as Green among us guy in the animated ‘AMONG US’ series.

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what do we think he's reading here

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@swordhobbit

2 years

one of the strongest criticisms i have about rings of power is that poppy didn't go with nori. i think she should have pulled a samwise

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how it feels waking up from an hour long unplanned nap on the couch

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@swordhobbit

3 years

galadriel gets it... married to celeborn in lotr... whatever kind of fucked up romance she had with gandalf in the hobbit... looks like she's marrying elrond here... heartbreaking queen

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@swordhobbit

3 years

sooooo i finished the silmarillion

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@swordhobbit

7 months

there's more

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@mad_max_997

7 months

This is the superior version of the meme

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♊︎

@haworthes

5 months

character so good they bisexual

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@swordhobbit

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if i was a hobbit and you were a hobbit and the world was ending around us would u hold me so tender .

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@swordhobbit

2 years

when i type the "🧍" emoji this is what i mean btw

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@swordhobbit

3 years

one of my favorite things abt lotr is that aragorn is canonically a horse girl

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@swordhobbit

7 months

"we need more complex female characters" y'all could NOT handle her

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@swordhobbit

3 years

was talking female representation in the hobbit movies with my mum and she busted out this GOD TIER TAKE.... kili female dwarf which is why no beard... kili and tauriel... lesbians

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@swordhobbit

3 years

we also almost never get ANY descriptions of the character's appearances aside from hair colour so i don't know how the hell you "know" they're white

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Leslie Flo

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Blue shirt and pronouns

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@swordhobbit

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lord of the rings... the hobbit legolas just looks homophobic im sorry

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@myelessar

3 years

do you prefer legolas in lord of the rings or the hobbit?

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@swordhobbit

2 years

genuinely started hyperventilating in the bookstore when i saw the tolkien section

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@swordhobbit

1 year

bilbo coming up with and then reciting a poem about eärendil IN ELROND'S HOUSE is so rude actually

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@swordhobbit

1 year

‼️BREAKING‼️Peter Jackson casts effeminate looking boy to play hobbit that is fifty years old and world-weary Can't wait to see how he bastardises yet another beloved character. 😒

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@swordhobbit

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it's a very special frodo friday today, being both my birthday and the anniversary of frodo's shoulder stab wound at the hands of the ringwraiths

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@swordhobbit

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"i don't know why. but that makes me sad"

may 💍 #tropspoilers

@fellowshipsring

4 months

“they’re leaving middle earth” “never to return”

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@swordhobbit

3 years

thinking... frodo resisted the ring's influence for over 17 years and only succumbed to it in its most powerful place... my boy is so STRONG

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@swordhobbit

3 years

no but legolas building a boat to take gimli to valinor and literally defying all the weird laws of elf vs everyone else physics in doing it?? nobody has ever loved anybody more

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@swordhobbit

2 years

this is how all the hobbits see gandalf

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@swordhobbit

1 year

this person is literally using a photo of a gay man to be homophobic??? like???

anna🧝🏻‍♀️

@estellundomiel

1 year

also uhhh this ????

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@swordhobbit

2 years

but they were all of them deceived; for another goat was born. in the land of mordor, in the farm of mt doom, the goatherd sauron reared in secret a master goat, to control all others. and into this goat he poured all his cruelty, his malice, and his will to dominate all life

Owl! at the Library 😴🧙‍♀️

@SketchesbyBoze

2 years

instead of proposing with rings, may I make a suggestion

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@swordhobbit

3 years

what's up besties I've started the silmarillion

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@swordhobbit

1 year

i've done it...... lego opacity elrond....

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@swordhobbit

2 years

long ago the four nations lived in harmony. gil-gadaddy, elendilf, celebrimwhore, gandilf. but everything changed when gandalf big naturals attacked

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@swordhobbit

1 year

who is a character that someone hating is an instant red flag for you? frodo. if you hate frodo what are you even doing here

gomes 🦇

@evenstared

1 year

who is a character that someone hating is an instant red flag for you? any lotr women really, but hating eowyn specifically tells me everything about a man

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3 years

it's them

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1 year

the photo of all time

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@swordhobbit

3 years

having boromir and thorin thoughts ... they were both proud sons of their lines whose people had been failed by their previous leaders and hard done by so they went on a quest to try and fix it but what they counted on for salvation became their own destruction ...

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@swordhobbit

2 years

[walking around trans middle-earth] the SHE-ire? 🤨 weaTHEYrtop?? 😟 roHEan??? 🧐 minas TRANS??? 🙄 iSHE/HEngard??? 😒 …FRODO??? 😱

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@swordhobbit

7 months

it's always the people who scream about how having gay people or people of colour in tolkien adaptations "destroys" his legacy who then turn around and make ai "art" based off his works... this is a man who was famously against industrialisation and replacing people with machines

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@swordhobbit

2 years

hello frodo enthusiasts. please enjoy my painting of The Boy

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@swordhobbit

3 years

@ElfEowyn 60% opacity elrond Haunts me

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@swordhobbit

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me, resurrecting tolkien to watch the pj trilogy: so anyway, what do you think, isn't new zealand the perfect place to film these movies- the professor, vibrating with rage: where's tom bombadil.

emily 💍 celebrían’s defense attorney

@moonlarking

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@PinchALoaf96 He’d also hate the pj movies but I bet you don’t harass people that like those!

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@swordhobbit

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cinesthetic.

@TheCinesthetic

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whats your “THE” photo of a character behind the scenes

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2 years

why are girls allowed to say girlfriend to refer to a platonic friend but I can't say this is my boytoy twink malewife frodo

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@swordhobbit

3 years

grumpy bilbo doodle

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@swordhobbit

1 year

lotr dudebros when lord of the rings fans are fans of the lord of the rings

tolkienisms 🏹

@silmarils_

1 year

this is so strange and nonsensical and mean to me. why would you make a video to sneer at fans for *checks notes* enjoying a tv show??????????????????????

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@swordhobbit

3 years

it means they're both gay

Lord of the Rings quotes

@lotrbookquotes

3 years

‘You take after Bilbo,’ said Gandalf. ‘There is more about you than meets the eye, as I said of him long ago.’ Frodo wondered if the remark meant more than it said.

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@swordhobbit

11 months

"And he took her in his arms and kissed her under the sunlit sky, and he cared not that they stood high upon the walls in the sight of many."

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@evenstvr

11 months

i will be forever upset that we never got their wedding scenes

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@swordhobbit

6 months

i love peter jackson's lotr movies, and frequently rewatch them. that being said i wouldn't say they improve on the source material so much as they use what is necessary to make compelling movies–books and movies are very different mediums.

Richard Newby - Newbyish Account

@NewbyRichard3

6 months

Fan of the book here. I think Villeneuve, along with Peter Jackson, is one of the very few filmmakers to ultimately improve upon the source material.

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@swordhobbit

3 years

losing it over this tumblr post

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@swordhobbit

2 years

so this first photo from the new amazon trailer is definitely a shot of the earnslaw burns waterfalls down in queenstown

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@swordhobbit

3 years

✨lord of the rings characters as marina songs✨

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@swordhobbit

1 year

ella #FREEPALESTINE

@_RiZZ0Li

1 year

is it a crime to be gay and in love with your best friend

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@swordhobbit

3 years

i think we should appreciate elrond's hairstyles more this bitch pulls up EVERY time with elaborate little braids and, hair accessories, everything!! he does his hair before marching off to war with sauron!! fashion ICON

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@swordhobbit

5 months

hello this image of frodo.??????

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@swordhobbit

3 years

pay ur fuckin workers bitch

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@swordhobbit

10 months

tolkien what the fuck was going on in your mind when you compared sam fighting shelob over what he thought was frodo's corpse to a wild animal defending its fallen mate.

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@swordhobbit

2 years

tolkien character names are so funny to me because on the one hand we have elegant beautiful sounding names like galadriel and on the other names that sound like something you'd say if you stubbed your toe. like huor

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