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2 years

Paying for parking at the hospital should be banned. People don't want to go there willingly. Make. It. Stop.

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Oh please let me be a dog in my next life

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2 years

Oh to be a happy little dog having the time of their life in a public fountain. 14/10

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I turned around,OBVIOUSLY

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@vintage_katie_ Like people in long term care who have visitors everyday or even people who go to the emergency are more worried about receiving a fine/getting towed than the person. It might be their own way of getting around and then they are worried about that. WTF.

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3 years

My neighbor's wifi network is named JESUS IS LORD. Yes in all caps. So I got a new system and all and I've named my network- Tequila Is King. I think this is what good neighbors do. Don't they?! Follow me for more friendly neighborhood advice.

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3 years

This video is sheer joy 🥰

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3 years

It’s @jack at the beach! 🦘😍 “ #bitcoin , bitcoin, bitcoin, bitcoin, bitcoin”

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Happy Diwali Everyone 🪔💕🪔💕 May you be the light and may you get the light when in need. Today, tomorrow and always.

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8 months

Cos we are rolling in the deeeeep, deep freeze I wanted to cheer myself up with colors so here's the outside of my fence. All the artwork and hardwork is by my Mom, Shashi😊

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8 months

Everyone who wanted snow, Fuck you. Respectfully. Still fuck you.

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3 months

Waiting for another 6 months when West Jet will start charging for using the bathroom

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2 years

Dad decided to retire& we celebrate this big milestone!He came to Canada not knowing 1person without a job or references sacrificing his Indian career& life.He got 2 more degrees on top of the 2 he already had& still faced hardships. Today marks the beginning of R&R and no work.

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2 years

My friend just told me that they keep their house temperature at 15.5°C for nights. I need new friends right?! Who are these people?! You can never trust someone. Omg.

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2 years

Guess who FINALLY has a bike after researching for two years!!! One of the best days 🥰🥰 #NewBikeDay

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5 months

Listen there are only two Hindi words that grind my gears when not said the right way. Chai Tea - chai means tea. Naan Bread - naan mean bread. Please stop, and thank you for your consideration.

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2 years

OMG OMFG I HAVE A CAULIFLOWER. LOOK AT IT OMG

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2 years

EVERYONE. Listen up. The roads are fucking icy like a fucking skating rink. So slow the fuck down. Having winter tires doesn't give you superpowers. #yegtraffic

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3 months

Everyone. EVERYONE. I have news to share. A Mallard has chosen to lay eggs in my flower basket 🥹😭This will be a #MallardBabyWatch24 account from now on. Thank yewww.

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3 years

I mansplained something to a mansplainer. Result - jumbled words, shock leading to speechlessness. No one can wipe the smirk off my face today. Fuck yeah Imma gloat.

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8 months

Hey everyone! My Mom's (Shashi) art was on the news last night and this morning😊 Thank you @NahremanIssaCTV for this. This is the link and the story starts at the 9min mark.

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3 years

@drdagly Imaginary heroes wear capes, real one wear scrubs.

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5 months

Today, we celebrate the festival of colors Holi. The day where there is no place for hate, just love. Life is too short for hate, so we take it forward everyday with love not just one day. Happy Holi everyone 💕🌈

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3 years

Everyone on my list is getting this not a dog calendar.

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3 years

We only rate dogs. And because you all seem to struggle with that concept, we made a 2022 planner and wall calendar full of examples of what not to send us… Available Now:

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2 years

The person welcoming everyone back to office is working from home 😐

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2 years

Happy, Hoppy Diwali everyone 🪔🪔😊Let the light shine through your heart,mind &soul. Somedays we all seek the light, somedays we are the light. Light comes in different forms- friends, family, something that gives us joy. May this festival of light bring you light & much joy💕

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3 years

Fuzzy peaches are better than jujubes. I will die on this food hill.

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3 years

Everyone, thank you for your kind words and concern 💕💕 Mom slipped and broke two of her main wrist bones& dislocated them as well. It was at a 45° angle. They had to set the bones in place &then put a cast. A big Thank you to the Grey Nuns Emerg staff who were kind& helpful.

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3 years

There is love and then there is legendary love

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3 years

Mother of god 😂

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2 years

Why is sparkling water so popular? My brain gets a shocks when it isn't sweet and it doesn't satisfy the water craving. I'd like to know the reasoning behind it being so popular.

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2 years

MOTHERFUCKER. Just cos some asshole corporate honcho wanted to go back to work😐Two years of avoiding crowds, trying everything possible to keep everyone safe, vaccines, still masking but people apparently need to see you back in office 😭

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1 year

Reason number 87659 that I don't get dates: Was on a date recently and I was telling them how much I enjoy coffee and cake/baked items every morning. Them: That is a sign of a bigger health issue. Me: Bitch, the cake is for my mental health. Enjoy the fucking cake, life is short

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2 years

As you all know I was in Jamaica for a week. It was for a special occasion,the celebration of love- Fifty year anniversary for my parents. I hope to see this kind of love,joy, compassion,comfort,care,communication whenever I'm in a relationship & I hope the same for you all💕💕

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2 years

Alberta Tuxedo- Weekend Edition.

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9 months

Beach days are great days 😎🌞

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2 years

My mom just started using a cell phone. Dad is teaching mom how to send a video. I want this when I am old. Yes, I know how to use a cell phone. I am referring to what they have 💕

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1 year

#NewProfilePic

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2 years

My new phone takes amazing photos so I thought I will share 😂

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2 years

I love to have my cake and eat it too🦄

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3 years

When you are woken up by the doorbell and wonder who/what it is and your doorbell camera wouldn't activate in time so go to check it out. A package wrapped in black handed to you. Behold my Docs.

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3 months

I got tresspassers

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8 months

Happiest, Merriest Christmas 💕💕🎄🎄🎅🎅 May your cup always be full, may your love be never ending, may your health always be at top, may your cake always be moist 💕💕 If this festive season is too much know you are loved and cherished. Today and always 😊

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2 years

Cos I am an easily influenced millennial who was told this is a good choice, so I will try it.

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2 years

EVERYONE! EVERYONE! It might be just day 3 but today I remembered to bring my reusable bags in the grocery store with me and not buy new ones. New level achievement unlocked.

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2 months

I was told that I look like Dora the Explorer 😂 I said thank you 😊

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1 year

Fuckin A

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2 years

Let me tell you a story about a person who immigrated to Canada 25 years ago-my Dad🥰 26yrs ago he decided to move here& a year later landed in Toronto on 27th September.Not knowing a single person or having a job.He even had to buy a proper Canadian jacket after a few days.

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3 years

Do you also have to google a certain person while watching a series/movie cos you have seen them before but can't place them and it bothers you. No. Just me. Fine. Just go on.

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2 years

Truth

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3 years

Diwali, when you let light shine bright! 🪔🪔Let the light in, give your light. Festivals aren't just for one day, we celebrate each day. You all light up my tweeter time and am thankful for that 😊 I also, couldn't do all the earrings cos the ears didn't cooperate 😂 #Diwali2021

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3 years

I have figured out what I want to be. I want to be retired. I would excel at retirement. Nap, done. Waking up late, done. Eating at 5, done. Watching tv, done. Doing nothing, done. Am ready. Heck I was born ready for retirement.

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9 months

Island life suits me 😊

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2 years

Help me choose a dress

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2 years

I just invited to a wedding in Banff! Now I will have to figure which dress fits. Can you wear a black dress? How about a colored one? White is a no-no right?! Omg this is stressing me out.

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2 years

Get s corner lot they said. It eill be fun they said. Yes lots of fun shovelling 🥲

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2 years

We are wedding ready!

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7 months

Went to get my license renewed. Didn't expect my picture to be taken. Can't wait for the new license picture 🤣🤣

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2 years

Am once again asking companies to not ask to upload your resume and then fill out the same info on the website. If you are goings to talk about efficiency please start there. Thank yewww.

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19 days

Going for my stoopid lil walk for my stoopid lil mental health

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3 months

THERE ARE TWO EGSS. She was not there when I took the picture, please don't hate me. This is the most exciting thing in my life 😭

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3 months

Everyone. EVERYONE. I have news to share. A Mallard has chosen to lay eggs in my flower basket 🥹😭This will be a #MallardBabyWatch24 account from now on. Thank yewww.

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9 months

Life is too short to not take that picture!

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3 years

These crazy kids are celebrating their wedding anniversary today🥰🥰

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4 months

Friends: How is dating going? Are you talking to anyone? Me: I have been waiting but haven't received any. The phone I use:

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1 year

Hello from the Cliffs of Moher! I now know why this is one of the most visited sites. IT IS ABSOLUTELY BREATHTAKING. FUCKING GORGEOUS!!! #TheTaterTour #CarbieBarbiePotaytoTour

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9 months

I found a nut, a coconut!

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1 year

Raspberry Beret

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3 years

I felt like a celebrity!!! Thank you @photodarren for being all patient with all my awkwardness 😂 and closed eyes while getting pictures taken🤣

Tweeter formally known as Darren K

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3 years

My second shoot today was with the impossibly photogenic Swati. And yes, she is exactly as awesome in person as you think she is. Thank you so much for coming out @swats24 (y'all get 3 frames of Swati, cos I can't decide which is best...)

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2 months

When you meet friends for a bike ride and end you chitchatting and getting ice-cream. I forgot to take a photo of the ice-cream.

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2 years

I usually don't get bothered by things but something has bothered me and being on tweeter I wanted to offload here. Let us talk about interviews. - If I have applied for a particular position & the company has already hired from within the company or plans to. Do not post it.

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3 years

When this is all over I would really like to meet everyone's dogs. You too but mostly dogs 🥰🥰

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6 months

I always believe in using SM for good. I got to meet some fantastic people who are still on tweeter and who have left. Don't let the nonsense let you down, there are amazing people out there doing great things!

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2 years

We always celebrate everything so it was only obvious that we would celebrate Dad completing 40+ years of his life working. A toast to the man who loves his family and moved away from his roots cos of his family💕💕

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9 months

A great morning when you see a Peacock and Peahen unfurl their feathers!🦚🌴🏖🌊

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3 years

The lawd cometh

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1 year

If someone ever asks me again why a person like me is single, Imma just tell them men are trash and I am a Raccoon sifting through that trash to find the least trashy man and you have just eliminated yourself by asking that question. Thank ewwww.

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2 years

The parents are home safe and sound 😊

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2 years

Going to shovel my corner lot. Send thoughts and prayers

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5 months

We were done with toque weather

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3 months

A rite of passage if you will

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11 months

The first ever potayto harvest from the garden - 2.5kgs/5.5lbs 🥹

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2 years

Tweeter is such a wonderful place! You follow people and then when the opportunity presents you get to meet them in real life! Thank you for coming down to meet me and have lunch Jay💕

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3 years

I shampooed and got ready for a change 😂

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1 year

Evening out the tan😂

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2 years

#ArtAdventCalendar - I present to you my mom's (Shashi) latest mural. She wanted to paint something for the community that resonated with everyone, a Selfie Wall. A Butterfly not only reflects transformation,color & joy but also shows the fleeting nature of things.

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2 years

I got this Alberta Tuxedo down!

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2 years

You know the adage don't offer unsolicited advice.During my Costco venture I saw a gentleman holding my favorite coffee package deciding.I went ahead& said it is really good coffee,you won't regret it. He put it down& walked away from the coffee aisle. No more unsolicited advice.

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3 months

And then there were three (3) #MallardBabyWatch24

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2 years

One love...for the beach and cheesy poses

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1 year

Shoutout to the Tallus Balls. You make Edmonton unique, give all of us great photo ops, and tongue in cheek headlines. You are the real Baller!

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3 years

Of all the things I can cook am the most proud of rice. Look at the Basmati all seperated. A thing of beauty!

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8 months

You know how somedays you feel you have made a great choice. That day was 13 years ago when I started to get my house built. For the past 12 years I question that decision every winter. Why? Cos I have corner lot. That's why. And I have to shovel it in -30°C/-22°F

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2 years

Galloping my way to the boonies with a triple threat Alberta Tuxedo!

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10 months

I really need to start posing in a different way 😆

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1 year

Story of my fucking life

Sleepless in YYC🇨🇦🇬🇧

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If you didn't know how a community comes together, let me tell you about the @HeavyHockeyNet people who are involved in fundraising for @sacetalks . Such an incredible group of people coming together for a cause which needs to be highlighted every single day.