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@swaglikemag

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Joined December 2014
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@progirl loOk aT tHiS pOwEr
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@ChefGruel Is everything okay at home?
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If Katie Ledecky and Michael Phelps had a kid it would probably just be a dolphin
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@awkwardenabled See but it’s not a funny joke
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NO ONE EVER WANTS TO GO ON DATES
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@BrandyLJensen thats an ashtray
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😉
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@that1mum Something old something new something borrowed something latex
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you mcfucked up lmao
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Missing south white bear Taco Bell rn
@softontheside
carol 🍓🤍
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currently thinking about 90s taco bell
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I'm cute sometimes http://t.co/RzD5zqqQl7
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@soniagupta504 It is when you can’t explain it.
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how do we make a drinking game out of the inauguration speech? reminder, the goal is to die
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@Cynnamine @sallyKP I’m sorry you’re actually this stupid. I’m so so sorry
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#MaybeHeDoesntHitYou but he contradicts everything you say until you're afraid to say anything at all
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Please get out of white bear lake and experience something else I’m begging you
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She said 😁
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You actually don’t need to be vulnerable on the internet
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Ball gag but it’s a kazoo
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@feraljokes Everything I don’t like is Israel
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Serving Elizabeth Holmes today
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It’s me but a cat
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@SM_Creepshow Why would you make me watch this
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Sorry you can’t go to white bear fucking bar!!!!! Oh no!!! World is ending!!!!!!!!!!! I feel so bad for you!! Governor Walz big meanie head 😡
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#trumpduluth confuses me, why not go to minneapolis? i mean minneapolis is more central.
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@swaglikemag
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Anyone that’s been to bonnaroo have any tips for me……zz
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@umtessa so, you’re kind of a dick
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I need a FWB (friend with boat)
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“Do you take bitcoin” do we take bitcoin? No. And even if we did I wouldn’t let you buy cigarettes with bitcoin. That’s for buying research chemicals online
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this is for the great state of Wisconsin
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Maplewood mall... So wild
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Hailey is fighting for her life in the group chat rn
@MN_CRIME
MN CRIME | Police/Fire/EMS
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NEW: A Brainerd man has been sentenced to 48 months in prison and must pay $12 million in restitution for his role in the arson at the Minneapolis Police Department’s 3rd Precinct building last May. MORE:
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My sweet pops is 1 year cancer free today
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based and weddingpilled
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MOUSE IN CUP MOUSE IN CUP MOUSE IN CUP MOUSE IN CUP MOUSE IN CUP MOUSE IN CUP MOUSE IN CUP MOUSE IN CUP MOUSE IN CUP MOUSE IN CUP MOUSE IN CUP MOUSE IN CUP
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Wes Anderson ass vape shop
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brandon
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downtown bradford, PA
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I kinda look like this cat
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👓
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Morning oomfs how are we doing today
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@KokonutRum the funniest part is that she herself is a very attractive woman. This is the weirdest, snarkiest display of insecurity. Or a very backwards way to phish for compliments
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Going to eat some fish AMA
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when you actually have to go things and be a grown up soon http://t.co/NGYCq9D3tG
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We get it you’re engaged to a republican, now you can stop posting unhinged things to Facebook
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@ben_awareness This cannot be real
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reeEe
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“What you’re feeling is real!!!” “your feelings are valid!!” No they are not. I am a very confused person and my anxieties are often not reflective of reality
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Thanks for the nut, but I would like to be cared about
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Take me back#####
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This is for England and Geri Halliwell
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No offense but disco tits is the best song in the whole world
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Look at the baby
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@swaglikemag
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SITTING IN MY CAR IN THE WALGREENS PARKING LOT HIGH AS SHIT JUST HOPING MY DEBIT CARD WORKS
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Minnesota needs a mask mandate or a second shut-down or something I swear to godddddd
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These men tried to sell me a hair straightener at the mall
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If I ever tweet some shit like “gorgeous gorgeous girls love garlic bread” just know somebody has a gun to my temple
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Bitches love taking pictures of wild turkeys in Minneapolis
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I want to do the most american thing ever and watch election night at my local Applebee’s
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Something that will never get old: watching children punch each other as I drive by in my slugbug
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I am not perfect but parts of me are pretty cool?
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Hey der
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I need more girl friends to do fun things with. Actually I just need more friends
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imagine caring
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When someone takes pictures of you for the first time in forever bc you are shy then you make it your new everything #NewProfilePic
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Me: I miss positive interactions with strangers and the hustle and bustle of daily life Also me: there are too many people at Trader Joe’s
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I don’t mean to sound like a Zumiez tshirt but fuck liars and fuck fakes
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I am a honey crisp apple elitist
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I WISH I HAD MORE BLONDE HAIRS TO DYE YELLOW
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yo do u guys even listen to draaake??? http://t.co/HpAbHnZLSb
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I cant believe I’m gonna be someone that says “I can’t go I have homework to do” I’m 24
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i wanna go home. i want a beer. i want an ice cream sandwich. i wanna take a nap. i wanna read a comic book. i wanna watch little house on the prairie. i want a vodka.
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Me requesting four weeks of unemployment benefits in one day
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Do not go into #Minneapolis or #SaintPaul just to “look” at the destruction. This is not some fucking tourist attraction.
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me at 19: drops out of college bc suicidal Me at 20-21: watches everyone going to college and having fun while I work jobs that humiliate me Me at 21: gets desk job Me at almost 22: not allowed to complain about my new job I guess bc this is “my fault”
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life update i really like denver and i just got a job that pays way more than my last. im so happy and proud of myself but mostly i'm thankful
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I only eat PRINCESS goldfish http://t.co/TeUxjxRH9w
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I don’t even remember how applying to college works. Student aid is overwhelming. Nothing looks compelling or fun. Hate this + feeling confused
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SHABOOYA ROLL CALL
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what if I go to school and I don’t like it what if I get a new job and I don’t like it what if I get settled into a career in the next 5 years and I don’t like it
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Rip dinkytown mcdonalds
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crazy ass moments in nu metal history
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Deftones performing "Teething" at the Dinkytown McDonalds parking lot formerly located at 407 15th Ave SE, Minneapolis, Minnesota 55414 right off the 35 freeway and near Folwell Hall (1996)
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proud owner of a finstagram
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living in the MN metro area means you are always within 15 minutes of four different target stores
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My boss loves to send me videos of the fights that happen at his kid’s high school
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Target after 9pm feels illegal
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I’m moving in ~2months so if you wanna hang out or fight me let me know asap
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So I got frostbite yesterday and apparently it’ll take months to heal so don’t be like me and wear gloves. Hands hurty
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Boo hoo stop fucking then
@BrendonLeslie
Brendon Leslie
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I didn’t realize how pro-life I truly was until someone aborted my baby without considering my thoughts and feelings. The emotional pain and mourning I went through, was unlike anything else I’ve experienced. The reasoning I got: “I’m not ready”.
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Me at target "Where can I find one of those.. those.. arm carts?" "You mean basket"
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