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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
5 years
Brat brat ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคฃ
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
6 years
Can we all just take a minute to admire how fricken cute my kid is ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
4 years
When does the whole financially stable part come into place? ๐Ÿฅด
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
22 days
Keep calm and carry
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
7 years
@makaylann99 Hereโ€™s a pic of Sadie ๐Ÿ™ƒ
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
10 years
This will forever be my fav picture of me and @2chaynz ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜—โœŒ๏ธ http://t.co/8RuaUDXZh3
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
6 years
My cute little mini taking care of her cute little mini ๐Ÿ˜‹
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
5 years
Iโ€™m so in love with the Brooks and Dunn reboot! If you havenโ€™t listened to it check it out! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
7 years
Iโ€™m so glad all the people who wanted kids are now wanting to be part time parents ๐Ÿ™ƒ
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
5 years
Beer never broke my heart, but @lukecombs definitely did when I found out North Dakota wasnโ€™t on the list for his tour ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ’”
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
10 years
Woman crush Wednesday material. ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ‘Œ @2chaynz http://t.co/vW8tdhVqBv
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
7 years
I pray my daughter never goes through what I had to, she deserves the world and nothing less โค๏ธ
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
6 years
Iโ€™ve never seen anyone more perfect ๐Ÿ˜โœจ
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
10 years
Omf. This is my sister. Ok. She looks like fucking Marilyn Manson. She is no longer my sister if she continues this.โœ‹ http://t.co/q0yMXAW8wE
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
7 years
Soo are all of your hunting trips considered โ€œhunting tripsโ€ just so you can go cheat on your boyfriend? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
7 years
And I ainโ€™t gotta see my ex future mother-in-law anymoreee, oh lord when it rains it pours! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคญ
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
7 years
Either take care of your kid or donโ€™t be a parent. Plain and simple. ๐Ÿ™„
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
7 years
At what point in life does it actually all come together? ๐Ÿ˜’
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
6 years
I will never understand how a person can go days, weeks, or months with out seeing their child.. Being a parent is a full time job, not just when itโ€™s convenient for you..
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
1 month
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
10 years
Life rn. ๐Ÿ’™ http://t.co/OTXSVwL4GY
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
5 years
@PaitynGage All I remember from science class in highschool is that you can literally find anything on YouTube. And I swear I heard the birthday song everyday.
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
7 years
If hell froze over it would feel just like Devils lake does rn.
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
10 years
Seriously can't wait for this to come in! ๐Ÿ˜ http://t.co/r2CQXUajEz
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
6 years
โ€œI will fuck all of your brothers!โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
10 years
Ok. First off how do you get a calm rabbit? http://t.co/4IBbI5Sm5k
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
6 years
Once again no one can keep their nose out of my business ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
10 years
@2chaynz ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ http://t.co/GNVxQqssvA
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
19 days
@ZARAH6852 Yeah sure
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
10 years
Wish I had a relationship like @brittannnymarie & Jay. #wishfulthinking ๐Ÿ˜’
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
6 years
If you donโ€™t care about me then why are you still questioning everything I do? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
10 years
@Catnecrosis 's bracelet is my fav. ๐Ÿ‘Œ http://t.co/ahOmnxbFUl
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
7 years
Why do I feel like everyone elseโ€™s pregnancyโ€™s went faster than mine ever did ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
5 years
Pretty soon @budlight is going to be the only beer without corn syrup.. I guess their plan backfired.. @MillerLite keep doing your thing! ๐Ÿค™๐Ÿป
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
7 years
@KayleeKnutson Well I mean no one really wanted you here in the first place ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
5 years
@Paul_Campbell60 @budlight But that wasnโ€™t stated in the original agreement @budlight , think you should just take one for the team and give the man his beer! ๐Ÿป
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
7 years
Iโ€™m just doing everything I can to make sure my daughter has everything she needsโค๏ธ
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
10 years
โ€œ @BurakObuma : i h8 couplz hoo post pics ov dem kissin liek am guna start postin pics ov me fukin ur bichโ€ @CeeJayL97 ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
7 years
Iโ€™m definitely overdue for a nap ๐Ÿ˜ด
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
6 years
Yes Iโ€™m from North Dakota, No I do not know where the good fishing spots are ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐ŸŽฃ
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
6 years
Eatin pussy, suckin dick & kickin ass ๐Ÿค™๐Ÿป #subarulife
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
7 years
@snowman_austin Ky & Presley need to have a play date here soon!!
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
6 years
I just want my baby back man.. ๐Ÿ˜”
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
10 years
Straight Chillen with @AWagenman & @CeeJayL97 โœŒ๏ธ
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
6 years
@midwestern_ope Devils Lake, North Dakota ๐Ÿค™๐Ÿป
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
6 years
If my baby daddy could be a civil human being just once I think it would be a goddamn miracle ๐Ÿ™„
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
7 years
Why is life so god damn rough...
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
10 years
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
7 years
This was me & @2chaynz our whole middle school & high school years โค๏ธ
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
10 years
"A nice truck is like a nice ass, you're gunna turn around and look every time"
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
8 years
Asuh dude
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
6 years
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
5 years
@AWagenman @raising_kane__ I personally donโ€™t care what anyone uses, every baby is different. I just stated what worked best for my baby. Huggies have worked for me, but they might not work for the next person. Iโ€™ve used cheap, and Iโ€™ve used expensive. It doesnโ€™t bug me lol
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
10 years
We should ask all the teachers "what're the odds we don't do our finals" & we should get the odds right pls.
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
10 years
I love calling people nut sacks and seeing their reaction. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
6 years
I think one of my favorite things Presley does is whenever I turn FFDP on she head bangs like no other ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸคŸ๐Ÿป
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
5 years
@pfeifer_jordyn @ITSJESSBITCHHH @JordanRuth97 My almost 2 year old weighs 30 pounds ๐Ÿ˜†
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
7 years
@snowman_austin Man, just when I thought it was going uphill from here ๐Ÿ˜…
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
10 years
@xXKenziiRanaeXx those were the days, ๐Ÿ˜Š
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
10 years
"I'll make your four head into a five head" ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
10 years
โ€œ @ayyImaoo : How Drake reacted when he got his 1st nude โ€ @2chaynz
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
5 years
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
6 years
@jenna_lagein Umm, you better be bringing me back breadsticks??
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
7 years
@2chaynz I will literally kill someone if they touch my kid in any sort of way like that.
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
10 years
I honestly wouldn't care if girls talked to my boyfriend but, they aren't looking for a good convo they just want him back. #bitchswerve โœ‹
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
9 years
"You're a dick" "At least I'm cuter than a dick" ๐Ÿ˜Š
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
7 years
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
6 years
Whyโ€™s everyone gotta be in my business tho? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
10 years
Theory of a dead man is coming and I can't even go. Like, what the fuck.
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
10 years
@xXKenziiRanaeXx @SheswantstheD seriously mclovin is me. ๐Ÿ™‹
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
5 years
@AWagenman Is it the one I invited you too ๐Ÿคฃ
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
10 years
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
10 years
Shit. Everyone's getting pregnant nowadays. ๐Ÿ˜ณ
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
10 years
@xXKenziiRanaeXx I was giving him a heads up. LOL.
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
6 years
@JordanRuth97 SAME ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
10 years
Cause me and @kalibeck219 are gunna get wasted tonight ๐Ÿ˜œ
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
10 years
Fucken shit head. ๐Ÿ‘Š http://t.co/cu6YYM6jmH
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
10 years
@2chaynz this is the reason I have trust issues ๐Ÿ˜‘
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@swaganmegan0
Megaan
5 years
So my exes new gf keeps claiming she is the step mother of my child because theyโ€™re engaged. I can count on both hands how many times sheโ€™s met my daughter do you guys think sheโ€™s overstepping her boundaries? She claims she isnโ€™t. I think she is. ๐Ÿ™„
Definitely overstepping
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Not overstepping at all
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