🎃 Spooky Sue 👻 @suzisarcasm Twitter profile

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🎃 Spooky Sue 👻

@suzisarcasm

8 years

Sports, funny and sexy Twitter up to the front... ...Political Twitter to the back, please. No, farther back.

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1 year

@JasonKelce @newheightshow @tkelce @KingJames Yeah, you do.

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3 years

Kelce has a flip phone. #Baller

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3 years

This is disgusting. Let @katetscott do her thing. She’s doing a very good job!

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6 years

So, I did a thing today. #FlyEaglesFly 💚🦅💚🦅

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7 years

I was called an evil cunt by an internet stranger yesterday and I’ve never felt more validated.

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8 years

Sorry, client that just called me at 6pm...I'm off the clock... #TimberlakeAndChill 🍷

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6 years

Virgin Carson >>> Having Sex Carson

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7 years

Seriously? Some women don’t give blow jobs? I don’t understand this.

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3 years

I applaud this level of petty

regular october rochelle ✨🎃

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3 years

I can’t stop laughing at the fact that they really took Ben off of all the sixers graphics

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6 years

OutKast should have been the whole halftime show.

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6 years

This is DJ Khaled. DJ Khaled doesn’t go down on women. Don’t be like DJ Khaled.

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3 years

She ain’t wrong

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2 years

Umm…so this just happened. 😍❤️💙

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3 years

I miss this crazy.

Charxey

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5 years

The Sixers are batshit crazy and I freakin love it

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7 years

Is it wrong that I just got a little turned on by pics of my own boobs? 🤔😂

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4 years

Life comes at you fast 😂😂

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7 years

Yeah, I tweet about sports...but also about boobs, blow jobs and masturbation. What can I say? I'm well rounded. 💁🏻 *updated for 2018* 😏😂

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7 years

Seriously

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3 years

The game is still 5 hours away. I love y’all. Go Birds. #FlyEaglesFly

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3 years

@Brookie425 @DeVontaSmith_6 Pats and Geno’s are trash! My fave is Jim’s Steaks on South Street. Welcome to Philly!

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6 years

My nipples are on point today. They’re pointing down, but whatever.

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1 year

She’s here…and she’s beautiful 😍💚🦅

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6 years

Sex is cool. That’s it. That’s the tweet.

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6 years

So....grammar and geography are not this woman’s forte.

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8 years

I just googled "hot mess" and my picture showed up in Google images.

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7 years

Some of you guys should never talk to women. Online or in person. Never.

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7 years

Mid-day orgasms are the best. Oh shit, wrong account. 😉

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7 years

My husband is gone for the night. When do the strippers and blow arrive to my house?

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3 years

These seats will do nicely. 😍

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4 years

For real

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8 years

I remember when you used to talk to me when I had boobs in my avi.

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6 years

Yeah they did

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8 years

God, I could use a hug. Or my hair pulled... or my ass slapped...

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2 years

Oh hey…good morning. Your girl has lost 20 lbs in the past 7 weeks. 🙌🏼💪🏼👏🏻

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4 years

Drunk Tom Brady may be the only Tom Brady I like.

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8 years

You're drunk. Don't DM him. Don't. DM. Him.

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7 years

Still true 💁🏻‍♀️

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8 years

"Psycho," a Twitter love story.

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6 years

Oh look...the crazy bitch started a new account. Hey boo 👋🏼

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3 years

Oh…just @BenSimmons25 waving to me and @nuclearcarly 😍

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3 years

I’m paying $33 to watch a preseason @Eagles game. Yes, I know it’s insane. Be thankful you live in-market. #FlyEaglesFly

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6 years

Stop @‘ing players for attention and go drink some fucking water.

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5 years

Cards Against Humanity is my whole ass mood.

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8 years

My husband bought 1-ply toilet paper. Does anyone know a good divorce lawyer?

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2 years

The Kelce brothers are my favorite brothers

New Heights

@newheightshow

2 years

Jalen Hurts is an absolute workout warrior @JasonKelce @tkelce

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7 years

Relationship status: pulling my own hair.

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4 years

Just got the most awesome text from my Mom! And she gets her second vaccine tomorrow, so I’m going up to see her in a few weeks and hug the crap out of her! 🙏🏻💜

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2 years

I mean…why do we even need men with women like @jennwilliams23 in this world? 😍🔥

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2 years

#ItsAPhillyThing

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2 years

Mood:

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6 years

I used to think I had to reply to every @ I received to be polite. Yeah...fuck that.

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2 years

A sincere thank you to @JasonKelce , @tkelce and @richeisen for making the last 2.5 hours of a 500 mile drive thru GA SC and NC filled with lots of laughs. I could listen to Jason and Eisen banter for a 12 hour road trip. No lie. A million and 92% enjoyable. @newheightshow

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8 years

If you are overly excited about the 50 Shades sequel this weekend, may I suggest PornHub for some real porn?

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6 years

I need a hug, twelve hours of sleep, neck kisses and no less than 27 orgasms right now.

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2 years

I got my 1,500 followers the old fashioned way…pain from Philly sports and my wine drunk tweets.

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8 years

How the hell do people have sex in airplane bathrooms? I whacked my head twice just being in there by myself.

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6 years

Y’all...I could use all your good thoughts, karma, prayers, etc. to get through this week. Please. I’m already off the charts anxious. Thanks. ✌🏼💜

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8 years

How to dress for winter...

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6 years

I just took my bra off while driving 75 mph on the highway... ...in case you were looking for a woman with talent.

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6 years

Verbal and mental abuse is as serious as physical abuse. If you feel differently, please block me now so that I can do the same.

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6 years

Stop making shit up just to get attention. Psycho.

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6 years

Why can I deepthroat a dick like a champ, yet cannot swallow some vitamins without wanting to throw up? And yes...I know it’s not even 8am, Ma’am twitter.

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8 years

I just went out in the car in no bra and no underwear. My mom would have been so disappointed if I got in a car accident.

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2 years

. @JamieApody appreciation tweet. Hang in there, Queen.

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7 years

Note to self: don’t try to reason with internet strangers.

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8 years

See...the beauty of Twitter is that I can tweet whatever the fuck I want. And ignore when I get lame ass replies to my tweets.

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6 years

Unpopular opinion: Toto’s “Africa” >>> Weezer’s “Africa”

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6 years

Dead

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6 years

Drinking wine and making homemade baked ziti like some 1950s Italian housewife. 🍷🍝

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7 years

Ladies...if you feel like crap, put on those lace black panties. You’ll still feel like crap, but your ass will look pretty.

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3 years

Does every team have an old annoying white guy courtside?

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6 years

Tom Brady

94WIP Afternoons

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6 years

Tom Brady is campaigning to get rid of straws What's one thing you would campaign to get rid of?

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6 years

What is the opposite of “lit”? Because that’s my Saturday night.

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8 years

Yes, I will unfollow you if you can't spell "masturbation" correctly in your tweets. I'm petty like that.

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7 years

Whenever I follow a guy back, I always wonder how soon I will regret that decision.

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3 years

Just in time for tonight’s game! Thank you @dhwanisaraiya_ 💙❤️ @JoelEmbiid

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8 years

I scroll Twitter using my middle finger. Seems appropriate.

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4 years

Retained a $230M client today. Yay me!

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7 years

I want a cheesesteak. Yes, at 9:50am.

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8 years

I just got poked. Sadly, just on FB.

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4 years

Y’all...I need all of your thoughts, prayers and good vibes this month. I have a *major* personal / professional decision to make. Appreciate it!

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8 years

Grease is the word...part 2 😏

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4 years

Just made my vaccine appointments...first one tomorrow!!

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6 years

Pro tip: adding “lol” at the end of your creepy comment just makes it creepier.

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8 years

I just liked way too many of a woman's selfies on FB. 😍 I get it guys, I get it. 😏

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8 years

True 😂😂

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6 years

Bryan Colangelo’s current Wikipedia page 😂😂😂

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6 years

Twitter has really made me a skeptical bitch.

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6 years

Mental health issues are NOT an excuse for heinous and reprehensible actions. Do better.

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8 years

If you're the one always reaching out to someone, that's not friendship. And when you pull back & they don't even notice or care...worse.

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8 years

If you have pics of your naked manhood in your media, I can guarantee that I won't be following you back. Put that shit away.

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5 years

😂😂😂😂

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8 years

Yes, I do have pretty eyes. I've been blessed. And yes, they would look amazing looking up at you... Wishful thinking on your part though.

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3 years

Do you even really have a job if you’ve never said “I fucking hate this place”?

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3 years

Alec Bohm confirms he said “I fucking hate this place” tonight

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6 years

I saw the most epic license plate today and I plan to check if it’s available in NC: IH8YALL

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5 years

How do we get @JoelEmbiid @BenSimmons25 @mikescott in the ESPN Body Issue next year? 😍😍

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6 years

#NoBraDay Honestly I try to practice this every day.

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7 years

Most men are fuck faces. Yeah, I said it.

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