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Queens, NY
Joined October 2018
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
4 years
why do white journalists love saying “I can’t believe this is happening in America! I’m not in Baghdad or Kabul!!” Like yea those cities are ruined because of American intervention
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
4 years
almosttttt done ✨
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
4 years
ahmadis: *accept all ppl regardless of beliefs, race, or status* *remind ppl the rights women have in Islam/ give women an equal voice+space in the mosque* *preach peace and equality* *build hospitals and schools in impoverished areas* sunnis: .... ahmadis: sunnis: lol kafir
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
8 months
watching misinformation spread like wildfire in real time likeeee
@xm_muva
Graveyard Punany ✨
8 months
My moms was sharing research about how these are not symptoms of dementia/Alzheimer's, but the symptoms are impulse to act out desires. These people are racists/rapists who before dementia knew best to abide by societal norms. Now they don't have the cognitive function to perform
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@suumaraa
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4 years
what are y’all pakis so excited to celebrate ?????? Oppression ?????
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
3 years
I think it’s so funny when people block me for being Ahmadi lmaoooo like of all the things you could’ve blocked me for you chose my faith (which has literally nothing to do with u) 😩🥴
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
4 years
thinking about how perfect society would be if brown people went to therapy
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
4 years
Queens center mall has a 4.4 rating on google and I just wanna know who’s lying
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
2 years
obsessed ain’t the word 🥰😭❤️🥲💍🤭🥳🫠🤩👅
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
4 years
more gun reform than America ever could
@chaimaican
chaimaican
4 years
This downgrade will never be forgotten
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
3 years
I’m really next in line to get married on both sides of my family
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
4 years
not me having the most concerned cat ever
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
1 year
Sunnis are lacking across the board when it comes to their communities, mosques, Islamic knowledge, and I mean the list goes on but one thing they’re going to remember to do is make anti ahmadi rhetoric
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
3 years
nah I hate putting 2 and 2 together and ending up with entirely too much information 😐
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
3 years
when Allah protects you ain’t nothin in the world that can harm you
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
3 years
I would like to congratulate and deeply thank twitter user alyzeydi for having Ahmadis living rent free in his tiny little brain ❤️❤️
@alyzeydi
aly/علي
3 years
I would like to congratulate and deeply thank the Ahmadiyya community for fasting in solidarity with Muslims for the whole month! ❤️❤️
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
5 years
It all makes sense now
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
3 years
the perfect man is one with little to no social media presence 🤫
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
3 years
thinking about how my brother had a viral tweet where he was like “mfs had babysitters? I grew up with don’t answer the door” like ??? I WAS YOUR BABYSITTER
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
3 years
This is the most ghetto thing I’ve done to listen to a song but anything for majid jordan
@New__Branches
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3 years
New Majid Jordan song on OVO Sound Radio at the last 2 mins
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
3 years
the devil works hard but the bozo behind ahmadi anon works harder 😖
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
4 years
whyyyyyyyy did my mom just show me a rishta and its one of my twitter mutuals
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
3 years
if any man in my family was this annoying and unfunny I would simply punch him in the face
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
2 years
cultural reset
@RappersPlug
Plug 🔌
2 years
12 years ago today, Tyler, The Creator released "Yonkers"
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
2 years
💍💍💍
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
3 years
this is definitely not the same brain that memorized the entire qaseedah at age 8
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
3 years
this married guy keeps dming me and he has his wife’s @ in his bio - I’m about to ruin several peoples Eid
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
10 months
if u ever wanna know how much the oldest child paves the way for the younger children - my mom let me get a nose piercing at the ripe age of 26 because I was getting married and was wearing a nath and she let my sister get hers done today at 17 just because
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
3 years
I’m crying who did this I just wanna talk
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
3 years
I may be a lot of things but at least I was never a brown girl who went through the blue contacts phase
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
3 years
“If you support Israel, block me” isnt enough for me like if you support Israel come fight me in a Burger King parking lot
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
3 years
being close with your siblings is amazing until it’s like 1 am and they won’t stop talking to you about their day and you just want to sleep because u work at 7 am
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
4 years
Maybe if u were Ahmadi you’d be educated on ✨basic ✨Islamic knowledge
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@nafi_ldn
Nafi🇵🇸
4 years
Ew all these Qadiyai’s in my mentions barking about their fake messiah
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
4 years
I swear if you guys showed love and affection to your friends / went on dinner dates with them / did things for each other like random gifts you wouldn’t feel this lonely and bitter
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
4 years
wait brown meme pages are wild for posting the most out of pocket, haram content and then religious quotes immediately after 😩
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
4 years
crazy how america convinced the whole world muslims are terrorist when in reality america is the biggest terrorist
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
4 years
Not lord desi posting my tweets about brown people needing therapy and the comments are full of brown people who deadass need therapy
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
10 months
my wedding week looks >>>>
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
3 years
there’s nothing more disturbing than seeing so called “educated” people trying to justify Israel’s violent tactics against Palestinians
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
4 years
love getting my heart broken first thing in the morning
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
3 years
weird my mom decided to have a kid 10 years after I was born and now I have beef w a 14 year old like everyday
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
6 years
you get more tea scrolling down your venmo feed than any other social media idc
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
3 years
🥺🥺
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
4 years
All that money and no concept of interior design 😩 a waste
@zuzuu888
4 years
I’m in love
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
6 years
muslims praising mahershala ali and then finding out he’s ahmadi and then shitting on him AND Ahmadiyyat is top tier sunni bullshit
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
3 years
why is my brother asking for a sword for his birthday 😐 fk outta my face
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
4 years
wait why do brown moms act like being unmarried at 22 is the end of the worlddddd
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
4 years
pretend I did the flag challenge but it’s the ahmadi flag instead of the pakistan flag
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
4 years
do not ask me what my new years resolution is bcs im perfect and will not be changing at all
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
2 years
I can’t believe I got proposed to LOL 🫶🏻🥳
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
4 years
my mom really went from “are you excited for med school” to “idk can you really handle it” and tbh same
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
3 years
need a break from reality 😴
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
3 years
nah every time lord desi posts his followers confessions I feel better about myself 😩😕
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
5 years
Ahmadis have been in America for a hundred years and have been giving back to the community since day 1, alhamdulilah for this jamaat man 😩❤️
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
4 years
no I’m not American I’m a New Yorker please come correct
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
4 years
I really hate this person and his opinions and shit keeps popping up on my TL and I know I can just block him but I think telling his wife he talks to every girl / is a perv will be more fun
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
3 years
being nice always leads to issues in the long run and this is why i hate people
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
4 years
willing to get married just to not deal with being in this house anymore
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
3 years
every 3 business days a new twitter user discovers empathy 🙄
@abhimishh
Abhi
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Do you ????? ever get ??????? second hand happiness ????? like someone????? is happy????? so you’re happy????? Because they’re happy ?????
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
4 years
that ahmadi rishtas page is about to have the next khutba focused on indefinitely banning us from using the internet lmfaooooo
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
4 years
Are these tik toks trying to get me to not marry a Pakistani guy bcs they’re working
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
3 years
at a store with my grandma fighting for my life tryna figure out how to say $25 in Urdu
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
3 years
masjids are open (for women!!) and I literally could not have asked for a better way to start ramadan
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
3 years
My uncle really has no concept of money because he asked me to buy chai for like 8 people and handed me $70
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
3 years
ive seen 15 girls get married this past week alone … there’s no more men left I fear
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
3 years
Pakistani dramas are all really just the same 4 storylines remixed over and over again 😴
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
2 years
I just want one Ramadan without Sunnis holier than thou mentality when it comes to Ahmadis or Shias, is that too much to ask for
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
4 years
me for the last 36 hours
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
5 years
*drops out of school to become a full time graphic designer*
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
3 years
one of my favorite pastimes is looking at the initials in a brown persons bio and figuring out who their significant other is 🤧
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
4 years
.... maybe we should be worried about other things rather than Ahmadis
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
4 years
every day I choose not to argue with stupid people is a win to me ✅
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
2 years
“Realizes her deficiency being born a woman” would absolutely love to hear him say that to his mother
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
4 years
I need y’all to get that all this backlash is not because of ONE death. It’s because of a system that has failed time and time again without any repercussions
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
4 years
I will never get “religious” people who lack empathy or only have soft spots for their own people
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
5 years
“God sees the tears you don’t cry”
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
3 years
snkrs app about to push me to commit violent crime
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
5 years
Washer in the kitchen always blows my mind like whyyyy
@n4yxmm
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Before and after. 1 man job. 🙌🏽
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
4 years
I think it’s so funny when you find out the randomest people have you blocked like I promise you I don’t even care that you exist
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
3 years
idk why but I hate when brown people (especially Muslims) name their baby some white washed name 🤧🤧
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
5 years
revising a transcription my local murabbi sent me and hes talking about voter suppression, abuse statistics in america, and mass incarceration of african americans alllll in one speech whewww ghair ahmadis could never
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
3 years
ew being added to a mans close friends story unprovoked should be a hate crime
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
3 years
guilty on all three chargessssss music to my ears
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
3 years
imma start commenting under people’s tweets like “this didn’t need to be public information”
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
4 years
🥰
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
4 years
why do moms choose the worst times to have deep convos with you 🥴
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
4 years
really miss the “making puzzles and trying new recipes” era of this pandemic rather than the current “watching humanity collapse before our very own eyes” era
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
4 years
every time I hear a rishta horror story either about a failed marriage or like a failed “talking stage” I literally want to set the whole rishta nata establishment on fire
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
4 years
why are these Ahmadis on my TL surprised that Pakistani celebs have an issue with us ... like do you guys know what pakistan is like
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
5 years
black ahmadi muslims paved the way for other ahmadis in america and we really need to talk about that more
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
3 years
my mom went to England last night and since then my dads probably watched 7 movies back to back 😩
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
4 years
wait I miss having a muslim doctor bcs she’d always say bismillah before drawing my blood and now I get nothing
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
3 years
imma be honest some ahmadis are corny for bringing up ahmadi oppression in lieu of the ongoing palestinian genocide
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
4 years
I promise I do not care about your opinion when it comes to my life lmao
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
4 years
me, my sibs, and my mom are playing a risky game by getting a cat without telling my dad
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
3 years
I’ve seen so many people post about death over the past few days 😞 may Allah give everyone dealing with a loss sabr
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
3 years
once you realize common sense ain’t so common you start seeing the world a lil differently
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
4 years
my grandfather was staring at my hair and pointed to one of the highlights and asked me if my hairs turning white from stress 😭😭😭
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
3 years
raise ur hand if you’ve been personally victimized by lord desis comment section
@nabrathhhh
nabrath
3 years
who gave y’all the audacity
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@suumaraa
pablo escobars protégé
4 years
the girl I got my cat from periodically hits me up like “how’s my baby” ummm ma’am this is my baby now
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