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Next hedge fund the people should bankrupt: Colleges
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I’m so disappointed in myself
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Full disclosure: I’m 1000 miles Left of Biden and even Bernie / Elizabeth Warren I’m as Left as Left can be and then even further Left than that but can I just say the US Democrat party is so pathetic if they don’t pull out a win this year... like unimaginably incompetent
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My students need to understand I’m a TikToker first, physics professor second... not my problem
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The only people who should be getting the death penalty are the people who own the prisons
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“Sorry prof my power went out”... ok? turn it back on 🙄 assignment due at 11:59 get those candles lit 🕯 🕯🕯
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Stop calling me “evil Hank Green”
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Laying on the floor >>>>> therapy
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You are capable of so much more than you think hang in there
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The fact @hm hasn’t reached out to me to do a sponsorship yet...
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I get emailed/DM’d shit like this every day
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You’re down bad when you purposely don’t view their story hoping they notice your absence
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“You’re such an attention whore” ...and what about it
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Since I guess I’m a politician now I’ll start with this: health care and education should be 100% free and accessible for everyone on Earth
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“hey prof does Santa Claus oppress the proletariat?”...girl you got a math exam tomorrow 💀
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I really started a trend 🙄
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Stay safe and keep smiling guys 💪
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Just checked and yep the willy wonka guy is still making tiktoks
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someone sent me this with a “this u?”
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Everyone at the grocery store today was pretending they didn’t know who I was 🙄
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Happy birthday @NICKIMINAJ i think we have some audience overlap
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“We can assure you you’ll be getting the same quality of education that you paid for as you would in a regular semester...”
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People that are bad at math are so dramatic lol
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At this point if college/school doesn’t give you anxiety/depression... you scare me.
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Not y’all thirst DMing on mf-ing LINKEDIN 😫
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The PhD to OnlyFans pipeline
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Sucks seeing otherwise smart people idolizing politicians
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“I can’t keep defending you” - someone that just followed me yesterday 🙄
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“hey mamas”... go away
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After 2 years of waiting and $8000 worth of attorney/application fees, I’m officially a U.S. permanent resident (as of a couple days ago).
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*sits on Santa’s lap* can you make the housing market crash 🥺👉🏻👈🏻
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physics chemistry
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Somebody tell my students I’m not setting my alarm tonight if I don’t wake up for class that’s God’s decision
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Can’t talk rn doing hot girl shit... *taking the covid19 vaccine the moment it becomes available to me*
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If my tiktok drafts ever got leaked I’d be in prison
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Moment of silence for all the middle school teachers dealing with little hellspawns yelling “SHEEESH” all day they don’t get paid enough
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“so true bestie” lowkey disrespectful
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Radically changing the Education system would cure >50% of mental health issues in this country
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Still can’t believe some colleges RAISED tuition prices during a pandemic when everything about the college experience declined in value. Even keeping tuition the same price is criminal, but RAISING it?? When there were so many other options? Pure evil. People won’t forget this.
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American culture is being 100K in student debt, having no health care, and still responding “good” when someone asks them how they are
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I could be David Dobrik if I wanted to
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Anyone else wanna just keep wearing their mask with me even when this is all over
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Might skip class tomorrow just to see if my students miss me 😔
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*nudges you* you got 37% on the finaw exam.... im gonna haf to faiwl you sowwyy 😖
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Giving my social security number to the phone scammer just to feel something
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“Prof I’ve been struggling with the class”... what’s that got to do with me?
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some might say my following’s lifeblood is mostly girls and gays, but I would disagree: it’s gay girls
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Love my Russian fans
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Physics more like phys-icks 🤢🤚🏻
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I feel bad for gen z students because they missed the period of free online answers everywhere before greedy corporations finally figured out how to monetize it all. Gotta be a whole ass hacker now to get em
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Just paid my rent no more educational tiktoks for a while
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Remember when mfing @hankgreen dressed up as me for Halloween
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If I walk into your home and see a ring light I’m leaving
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“LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
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When I have a cringe memory it feels like I’m getting electrocuted
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repent you sinners
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Congrats Chris
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Dr Sussybakaland PhD in physus from the universussy of susthern California
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should i start shitposting on LinkedIn
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hey lol *takes hairloss medication*
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who made this
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Making eye contact with someone eating fast food in their car is a war crime
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Every kid’s an artist until they start letting teachers, friends, family, society tell them how to live their life
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you either calculated a block’s acceleration on an inclined plane or you’re pretty xx
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Your favorite TikToker is probably awkward af in real life (im not though)
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Someone really DM’d me a furniture plan for my apt
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TikTok commenters be pointing out insecurities you didn’t even know you had i honestly never noticed i didn’t have a top lip
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Vaccinators need to start just running down the street and stabbing needles into peoples arms
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Imagine spending 10 years studying 1 (ONE) subject LMAOOOO
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Professor sussyland 😳 professor is sus ⁉️😂🤣
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Make face masks mandatory for pretty people... no one wants to see that
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Text from my Mom lmfao
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Having a “science is incredible” moment thinking about these two highly effective vaccines coming out soon... yay
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Stop telling me I look like I can’t swim... I’m a great swimmer I only failed swimming lessons three times and that was over 20 years ago
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Students stay asking what’s on the final exam... um the course material? Tf?
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My toxic personality trait is taking in a bunch of advice from people then proceeding to follow none of it
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Who is dr Sutherland?
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Who do you think invented the Taylor series??
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the moment I decided that I want to become a physics teacher
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Bakaaaa
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Thread: Music to Study to (or not) 👇
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I never really liked physics that much I just thought it’d be cool to get a physics PhD ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Applications for Sutherland University, a closer-knit ✨educational✨community will be open in early 2021. It will be free but you will have to apply (requirements tbd). We would do tutoring, livestreams, early access to and input on content, educational mentorship, etc!
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The moment I am verified is the moment you’ll know the fun’s over and it’s time to unfollow
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If I see one more crystals / energy manipulation vid im calling their parents
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just follow the steps girlypop... it’s not that serious
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Imagine being a professor... cringe
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Freeze all members of Congress in giant blocks of ice and put them in the center of Times Square to be publicly ridiculed
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The fact we get to experience dusk every single day. Privileged
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I love how I can just go to McDonald’s at 3am and nobody can stop me... that’s disgusting
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#NewProfilePic
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Some of you guys asked (i don’t have Spotify sorry!)
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Woke up in the middle of the night last night and thought I needed to write this down
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3 years outta grad school I think I’ve finally caught up on all the loss of sleep 😃👍🏻
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hey lol (politely over email)
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BlackBoard and Canvas should add Stories
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How do I still have my job you ask? Because
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People that don’t look at their phone as soon as they wake up: 🤡
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When the spinach is rotten a day after buying it 😍
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Has anyone once in their life clicked one of the links that someone whose tweet went viral puts in their replies?
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If you didn’t do this as a prof you’re lacking
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