“a non-sexual love between two best friends” has the same energy as “I've always wanted to write a song about like home and loving England and all that kind of stuff”
I’m so stupid I’m like….I can’t believe louis tomlinson just came out as into guys by raising his eyebrows suggestively at a picture of timothée chalamet during a lad bible video
the fact that shia himself is like “yeah she begged me, a known domestic abuser, to stay in her ultra feminist sex positive movie about domestic sa even tho the female lead didn’t want me to” is frankly……and I don’t use this word lightly…dystopian…
he said “you don’t know me very well if you think that’s what we’re doin” about number four but that’s what his gf’s instagram story looks like every single day HELP
imagine living in a world where you think harry styles seriously dated ol*via wi*de for nearly two years and then broke up with her right as their movie came out and then was immediately trying to get with random fans at his concerts but you believed WE were the delusional ones
harry styles is so committed to queerbaiting that he consistently answered relentless questions about girls with gender neutral pronouns from the age of sixteen
okay the fact that louis and niall were apparently standing next to each other at glastonbury and we didn’t get ANY pics of them together it’s almost like members of 1d can hang out without us seeing photographs??
he’s so weird god I found it so charming when he said “I must be one of the only men in England—” and then corrected himself like “only person” like he was like NON-MEN GENDERS CAN ALSO LIKE OR HATE BAKED BEANS!!!! BAKED BEANS EQUALITY!
the part that broke my heart was “Until very recently I haven't had to
postpone a show due to illness in the
12 years I've been touring.” like????? my god my baby that’s Not Normal
the fact that now the movie is out and we have actual, indisputable proof that she quite literally sold the fantasy of heterosexual sex with harry styles to get people to watch her movie about SA makes me SICK
when Emma said Marion is convinced that Tom loves her the same way she loves him and is most upset not that he’s gay and with Patrick but because she was WRONG I couldn’t help thinking of harries who won’t admit h is queer bc it means they’re wrong about who they want him to be
why is it that when I order stuff from harry I feel like I’m throwing my money away to The Man but when I order stuff from louis I’m like “I am supporting a small business 🫅” he’s literally a gazillionaire
my favorite thing thing in the entire world is when louis plays dumb like “the girl in grease??? what was her name???” “spoons??? people cuddle?? in??? bed???? no not me never done it”
the women’s bathroom thing hurts bc like…with harry’s solo career…as long as he’s bringing in money, he is allowed to be who he is and wear the clothes he wants to wear and write the songs he wants to sing…and I’m certain that’s how they sold it to him coming out of 1d
like….she coulda been sayin this whole time like “I made this movie about power and abuse and relationship violence and control and complicity” but instead she continually she chose to say “I made this movie about the female orgasm” like??????????
I wonder if…..when harry told louis he wanted to move on from the band…louis interpreted that for a little while as him wanting to move on…..from him……..
no one:
louis in every single song: “damn I can’t believe I fell in love with harry when we were so young I was so stupid then!! anygays I’m still really in love with harry but the difference is that I’m smart now :) thank god”
calling it right now on lt2 louis is gonna hit us with a lyric like “remember when we were on late late with james corden and you god that stupid tattoo that said ‘late’ you looked really hot that day anyway I love you harry ooooh oooh ooooh”
the thing that hits me hardest is that Harry is A PART OF THE QUEER ENSEMBLE CAST of my policeman like he’s not just a name they’re using for buzz and money, he’s an integral part of this cohesive unit, he’s one of them and they respect him as a fellow artist and i’m so sick
somewhere in a room rn harry styles is opening his phone, watching his personalized artist message from louis tomlinson, absolutely devastated that nobody ever asked him to make one for his own fans
“and if you vote for me, Louis Tomlinson, for class president, I can promise you pizza every day for lunch, more money for the football programme, and an end to all mandatory geography classes!”
listen it’s bad enough to cast the most desirable man in the world as the lead abuser in your movie but what’s unforgivable is casting him as the lead abuser in your movie and then encouraging his young fans to find that abuse unproblematically and uncomplicatedly hot
what’s the biggest larry proof and why is it the fact that the tl has been barren all weekend bc they’re having special private alone time so neither of them is giving us content
pretending you’re in a relationship with harry styles and then telling other people who like him that you’ll give them free popcorn if they come see the movie you made about him has major me in seventh grade energy
it’s so funny to imagine that pauli has no idea who louis even is and they just saw that pic and were like “oh wow what a handsome lad I’ve gotta say something”
there's something so incredibly heartbreaking about him wearing the rainbow boa and waving the rainbow flag, singing "i'm not ever going back" WHILE ACTIVELY STUNTING
honestly describing himself as flamboyant was one of the bravest and most heartbreaking things fetus louis ever did. like there’s only one explanation for saying that and I want to cry every time I think about it
the way that Louis Tomlinson always defends his fans against societal misconceptions and industry exploitation is probably the number one reason why he will always have my heart
I’m still not over louis saying “only Harry knows what he means [when he says this doesn’t happen to people like him]” because like…despite what the d**** m*** may think that’s actually the most affirming and supportive thing he could possibly say
interviewer: do you have one particular person in your life who supports you in your creative endeavors?
them: um…..hmm…well I work with some really great songwriters and producers
imagine like ***being sick of all the creepy rumors*** and then covering a song where the literal name of the rumor is the first word of the song?? every night of your first solo world tour lmaoooo
I’ll never get over my rage that Harry was made out to be dating a 30yo lol woman when he was sixteen and the official story is somehow that WE are the ones who are using his sexuality for our own gain lmao
harry making himself extremely publicly visible for the first time in almost a year two days before MAKING HIMSELF PUBLICLY VISIBLE AGAIN IN HIS SWORN ENEMY’S VICINITY
every time somebody posts about their family members meeting harry or louis I get this irrational fear that one of my family members will somehow randomly meet them and say something like “wow my daughter is A HUGE FAN of you and your husband, she’s something called a larrie?!”
I know that harry will likely be remembered in history as the bigger queer icon but there’s something so special about the way it feels like louis is like….JUST for the queers—not that straight people can’t love him lmao but like his queer icon status is a secret just between us
the absolute psychological mastermind of louis tomlinson to condition us all to the think about harry every time he sings the word “girl” despite the billions of dollars invested in ensuring the opposite