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emstan. larry stylinson is the most compelling queer text of the 21st century. she/they. 💀🎢 no stunts 🎢💀 30 🐀 fan account 🤪

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@susanboylestea1
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2 years
y’all
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harry said ONE DIRECTION HAS FIVE MEMBERS AND I AM ONE OF THEM *AGAIN*
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“It’s what harry said before really” BOTH DAVID AND EMMA BACKING UP H AND SUPPORTING HIM I AM SOBBING
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@susanboylestea1
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h said ONE DIRECTION HAS FIVE MEMBERS AND I AM ONE OF THEM
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“sometimes my wife is MOODY and I DO NOT LIKE IT I wish we could kiss instead” - Louis Tomlinson, written all over your face
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@susanboylestea1
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still thinking about the complete lack of rings (and nail polish)
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“a non-sexual love between two best friends” has the same energy as “I've always wanted to write a song about like home and loving England and all that kind of stuff”
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god louis legit being like “daddy loves you but daddy’s busy rn” to us is so funny
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I’m so stupid I’m like….I can’t believe louis tomlinson just came out as into guys by raising his eyebrows suggestively at a picture of timothée chalamet during a lad bible video
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I NEED to know if Louis has these pajamas too
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sorry but he SAT DOWN, overcome with emotion and love for his fans, after ONLY THE BRAVE????
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the fact that shia himself is like “yeah she begged me, a known domestic abuser, to stay in her ultra feminist sex positive movie about domestic sa even tho the female lead didn’t want me to” is frankly……and I don’t use this word lightly…dystopian…
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he said “you don’t know me very well if you think that’s what we’re doin” about number four but that’s what his gf’s instagram story looks like every single day HELP
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imagine living in a world where you think harry styles seriously dated ol*via wi*de for nearly two years and then broke up with her right as their movie came out and then was immediately trying to get with random fans at his concerts but you believed WE were the delusional ones
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@susanboylestea1
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harry styles is so committed to queerbaiting that he consistently answered relentless questions about girls with gender neutral pronouns from the age of sixteen
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louis yesterday: 😤🐔😤🐔😤🐔😤🐔 louis today: 🌈🥹🌈🥹🌈🥹🌈🥹🌈🥹
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@susanboylestea1
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harry really said okay I’ll come to your little thing but I’m gonna act even worse this time :)))))
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starting to think “soon” is code for “I have no idea, I pay people to keep track of that stuff for me”
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i'm like niall getting a tattoo is the most unbelievable one direction rumor i've EVER heard
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okay the fact that louis and niall were apparently standing next to each other at glastonbury and we didn’t get ANY pics of them together it’s almost like members of 1d can hang out without us seeing photographs??
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girls don’t want boys girls want louis tomlinson to post a cryptic tweet vaguely alluding to what stage of the storm we might be in rn
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“non-sexual best friends” was funny, but “brothers” might be even funnier
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omg ANOTHER picture of a baby???? this man is out of control
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📲| Louis recently liked Niall’s Instagram post counting down to the release of his album The Show!
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lt2 lyrics gonna be like “you got the rose and then I got the dagger/now I watch livestreams on my burner of you on stage looking like mick jagger”
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YALL kissing nick kroll at the dwd premiere is honestly one of more iconic things harry has done today and I don’t say that lightly
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HELP is this Niall or Louis (I THINK Niall???)
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he’s so weird god I found it so charming when he said “I must be one of the only men in England—” and then corrected himself like “only person” like he was like NON-MEN GENDERS CAN ALSO LIKE OR HATE BAKED BEANS!!!! BAKED BEANS EQUALITY!
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the part that broke my heart was “Until very recently I haven't had to postpone a show due to illness in the 12 years I've been touring.” like????? my god my baby that’s Not Normal
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fic louis would never
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the fact that now the movie is out and we have actual, indisputable proof that she quite literally sold the fantasy of heterosexual sex with harry styles to get people to watch her movie about SA makes me SICK
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I’m laughing so hard at both of their “interesting facts” I can’t breathe
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when Emma said Marion is convinced that Tom loves her the same way she loves him and is most upset not that he’s gay and with Patrick but because she was WRONG I couldn’t help thinking of harries who won’t admit h is queer bc it means they’re wrong about who they want him to be
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IF LARRY HATES LARRIES WHY DO WE KEEP WINNING
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why is it that when I order stuff from harry I feel like I’m throwing my money away to The Man but when I order stuff from louis I’m like “I am supporting a small business 🫅” he’s literally a gazillionaire
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why did he make a COUNTDOWN to a single announcement but not to the album announcement why is he like this
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can’t believe larries were right about absolutely every little thing, down to him wearing green on the red carpet???
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my favorite thing thing in the entire world is when louis plays dumb like “the girl in grease??? what was her name???” “spoons??? people cuddle?? in??? bed???? no not me never done it”
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imagine being a straight man performing a song called boyfriends about your sister’s boyfriends while wearing a shirt with a pony named twinky on it
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THIS makes so much sends now and it HURTS
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remember when stern was like “you have a movie coming out” and harry was like “THERE’S TWO MOVIES” he was so real for that
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the dude says he’s NEVER publicly been with ANYONE and then this writer says “he hates the larries for making fun of his girlfriend” I’m ????
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okay but it's weird to dedicate a song about a country to an engaged couple........
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the women’s bathroom thing hurts bc like…with harry’s solo career…as long as he’s bringing in money, he is allowed to be who he is and wear the clothes he wants to wear and write the songs he wants to sing…and I’m certain that’s how they sold it to him coming out of 1d
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like….she coulda been sayin this whole time like “I made this movie about power and abuse and relationship violence and control and complicity” but instead she continually she chose to say “I made this movie about the female orgasm” like??????????
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I wonder if…..when harry told louis he wanted to move on from the band…louis interpreted that for a little while as him wanting to move on…..from him……..
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I need every single person who has EVER called harry styles a queerbaiter to explain to me exactly why he wears the dicklace I’m so serious
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how many copies do y’all think harry’s bought at this point
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imagine being the person who wrote “she is beauty, we are worldclass” in the train bathroom and trying to sue louis for royalties
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no one: louis in every single song: “damn I can’t believe I fell in love with harry when we were so young I was so stupid then!! anygays I’m still really in love with harry but the difference is that I’m smart now :) thank god”
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for real do ppl who think loml is about england think “we don’t really like what’s on the news” is about like…..brexit
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serious question: has anyone asked louis what out of my system is….about? because…..
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zayn has the opportunity to do the funniest thing and reply to louis with “check ur dms bro”
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y’all I’m starting to get the sense that…maybe….harry styles……likes one direction?
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calling it right now on lt2 louis is gonna hit us with a lyric like “remember when we were on late late with james corden and you god that stupid tattoo that said ‘late’ you looked really hot that day anyway I love you harry ooooh oooh ooooh”
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the thing that hits me hardest is that Harry is A PART OF THE QUEER ENSEMBLE CAST of my policeman like he’s not just a name they’re using for buzz and money, he’s an integral part of this cohesive unit, he’s one of them and they respect him as a fellow artist and i’m so sick
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🔮 prediction🔮 “LEAVE AMERICA” will be louder than ever on the next leg of the tour bc no one wants to leave america more than americans
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like….you expect me to believe j*mes corden didn’t wanna go over and say hello to his good pal louis??
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serious question are we all pronouncing OOMS as a word like “ooms” in our heads
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istg I thought that weird crack in the stone was baby louis
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okay but I can’t stop thinking about how funny it would be if louis got on stage tomorrow and EVERY SINGLE SIGN was scrambled
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okay but the big question is is there gonna be an all of those voices PREMIERE with a RED CARPET
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thinking about when louis was asked about one of his gay songs and he accidentally told a story about another gay song he wrote what an icon
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harry 🤝 louis wearing clothes from their unreleased fashion lines to make us jealous
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somewhere in a room rn harry styles is opening his phone, watching his personalized artist message from louis tomlinson, absolutely devastated that nobody ever asked him to make one for his own fans
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when harry styles says “this doesn’t happen to people like me”……maybe that’s the only way he has of telling you that he’s not who you think he is
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ya girl really became a larrie and then forgot she liked music other than 1d and harry and louis for a while there huh
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harry on his burner rn like “yesss all my larrie girlies at barricade today hope he notices us!!!!”
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“and if you vote for me, Louis Tomlinson, for class president, I can promise you pizza every day for lunch, more money for the football programme, and an end to all mandatory geography classes!”
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“all of his feeling towards men—I would imagine—“ HELP
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listen it’s bad enough to cast the most desirable man in the world as the lead abuser in your movie but what’s unforgivable is casting him as the lead abuser in your movie and then encouraging his young fans to find that abuse unproblematically and uncomplicatedly hot
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what’s the biggest larry proof and why is it the fact that the tl has been barren all weekend bc they’re having special private alone time so neither of them is giving us content
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pretending you’re in a relationship with harry styles and then telling other people who like him that you’ll give them free popcorn if they come see the movie you made about him has major me in seventh grade energy
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like?? it’s weird to get your football number tattooed on your ring finger???? especially if you’re planning to marry someone in the future???
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“it’s something you wipe your hands on” ma’am he’s literally been a housewife since he was SIXTEEN
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I’m sorry the SONGS?? WE?? WROTE!!!! what is he in love with a former band mate or something
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AOTV spoilers the part where the white girls like…explain the latam shows and fan culture there? I’m sorry but why??
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it’s so funny to imagine that pauli has no idea who louis even is and they just saw that pic and were like “oh wow what a handsome lad I’ve gotta say something”
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jesus somebody is acting like he's gonna be doing his first favorite thing tonight
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there's something so incredibly heartbreaking about him wearing the rainbow boa and waving the rainbow flag, singing "i'm not ever going back" WHILE ACTIVELY STUNTING
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honestly describing himself as flamboyant was one of the bravest and most heartbreaking things fetus louis ever did. like there’s only one explanation for saying that and I want to cry every time I think about it
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okay nobody is talking about what’s really important which is…is that pink fruity drink….Louis’??
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the way that Louis Tomlinson always defends his fans against societal misconceptions and industry exploitation is probably the number one reason why he will always have my heart
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guys I can’t sleep because what if harry starts wearing dresses on stage
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I’m still not over louis saying “only Harry knows what he means [when he says this doesn’t happen to people like him]” because like…despite what the d**** m*** may think that’s actually the most affirming and supportive thing he could possibly say
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the image of the larries frantically running from hudson yards to msg is gonna keep me going for a long time
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interviewer: do you have one particular person in your life who supports you in your creative endeavors? them: um…..hmm…well I work with some really great songwriters and producers
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HELP I just said aloud to myself, after a moment of contemplation, “OHHHH, it’s a microphone!”
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how are the “harry is a perfect pure health nut who would never be with a dirty rat like louis who drinks onstage” people doing today
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imagine like ***being sick of all the creepy rumors*** and then covering a song where the literal name of the rumor is the first word of the song?? every night of your first solo world tour lmaoooo
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I’ll never get over my rage that Harry was made out to be dating a 30yo lol woman when he was sixteen and the official story is somehow that WE are the ones who are using his sexuality for our own gain lmao
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does anyone randomly think about what’s been systemically done to louis’ public image over the years and how it WORKED and feel OVERCOME WITH RAGE
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imagine one day hld posts an unseen of the two of them together and it’s from 2022
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but imagine being str8 and happy with your record label and having a famous george michael lyric tattooed across your ankles
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the irony of a closeted person getting hate for playing a closeted person KEEPS ME UP AT NIGHT
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no one better ever tell us “tHEy’Re NoT sENdInG YOu sEcREt MeSSaGEs” ever again I swear
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harry making himself extremely publicly visible for the first time in almost a year two days before MAKING HIMSELF PUBLICLY VISIBLE AGAIN IN HIS SWORN ENEMY’S VICINITY
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the fact that she just complained about crazy fans attacking her for being homophobic so she decided to…..be MORE homophobic??????
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every time somebody posts about their family members meeting harry or louis I get this irrational fear that one of my family members will somehow randomly meet them and say something like “wow my daughter is A HUGE FAN of you and your husband, she’s something called a larrie?!”
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I know that harry will likely be remembered in history as the bigger queer icon but there’s something so special about the way it feels like louis is like….JUST for the queers—not that straight people can’t love him lmao but like his queer icon status is a secret just between us
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the absolute psychological mastermind of louis tomlinson to condition us all to the think about harry every time he sings the word “girl” despite the billions of dollars invested in ensuring the opposite
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