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@sus2chainz

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@sus2chainz
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8 months
i’m in this fb group where everyone pretends to be ants n ppl just post pics of food and everyone comments L I F T
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@sus2chainz
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8 months
how the fuck do u flirt with someone besides saying i hope you have a good day n be careful when u drive home
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@sus2chainz
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2 months
it’s sunday you know what that means! yearning for a relationship time
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@sus2chainz
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8 months
deleted tinder to focus on finding someone the way nature intended. on twitter
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idk how to flirt i jst be like hope u had a good day 😌
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@sus2chainz
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3 months
i need to go to the beach stat these tanlines are not it
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@sus2chainz
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4 months
i posted this on my ig story but i’m posting it here too
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@sus2chainz
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8 months
me btw
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@sus2chainz
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5 months
bday beach day 🤪
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@sus2chainz
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6 months
😔
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@sus2chainz
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10 months
me if u even cared
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@sus2chainz
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8 months
how do you make friends at 27
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@sus2chainz
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6 months
it’s a lot colder than i’m making it look
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@sus2chainz
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2 months
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fuck mushroom haters
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@sus2chainz
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10 years
getting flowers is cool but they die within a week .... you know what won't die in a week... Mac lipstick
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@sus2chainz
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4 months
sent someone this selfie and he never texted me back should i k word myself or him
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@sus2chainz
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4 months
i wanted to post a pic in my bathing suit but i dunno if i can trust that everyone will act normal
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@sus2chainz
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8 months
my next bf gunna be shocked when he has to fight all my reply guys like scott pilgrim
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@sus2chainz
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4 months
the next person i go on a date with is getting hard launched im tired of being single
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@sus2chainz
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5 months
only bought this shirt cus it looked cute on someone else but my boobs stretch out the design :’(
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@sus2chainz
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5 months
i want so badly to be someone’s bitch wife
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@sus2chainz
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8 months
can i be your bitch wife
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@sus2chainz
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5 months
28 is the new 21
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@sus2chainz
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5 months
i wanna be lovebombed i think it would be a nice for a bit i’ve been lonely
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@sus2chainz
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4 months
do u ever take an ass pic so insane i’m not even sure that’s my butt
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@sus2chainz
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4 months
who wants to be a victim of a drunk text
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@sus2chainz
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2 months
i’m just a girl with big not naturals
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@sus2chainz
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4 months
locked u all in my acct now that it’s private
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@sus2chainz
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7 months
i luv the sun!!!!!!!!!!! wear sunscreen!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@sus2chainz
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4 months
my credit score is over 800 btw
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@sus2chainz
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4 months
my entire bit is having huge knockers and going to the beach everyday
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@sus2chainz
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2 months
i should be able to kill one loser from my dms a month
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@sus2chainz
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8 months
my credit score 791 who want me
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@sus2chainz
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8 months
fuck w me friday do u fuck w me
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what r ppl that say tattoos don’t hurt trying to prove
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@sus2chainz
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4 months
i need someone that will chew my gum while i give them head n then give me by gum back aftrr
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thick thighs are fun until they rub together when u walk and then it hurts and u wanna die
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2 months
i actually heard it’s big boy season
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u look like a fucking IDIOT wearing your mask under your nose oh my fucking god
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5 months
does anyone wanna date but as a bit
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3 months
who wants to be a victim of my day drunk texts
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@sus2chainz
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4 months
there’s always money in the banana stand
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7 months
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i was suppose to go on a date but this guy said circa survive sounded like screamo and it “scared him”
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@sus2chainz
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5 months
sometimes i’m shocked at how truly large my tiddies are
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5 months
if u are super bad at throwing and catching a football maybe u shouldn’t throw it at a crowded beach cus why did this mfs football land on my towel 4 times
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@sus2chainz
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5 months
happy one year of being single to me
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@sus2chainz
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4 months
i went private cus my id to get into my building stopped working and i assumed it’s cus they saw my tiddies on here n wanted to fire me but my id is just faulty false alarm everyone
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@sus2chainz
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2 months
took a lot of nudes and did NOT upload them to my story this time so u could say it was a solid night
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@sus2chainz
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10 months
everyone needs to pity me rn
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drummers r always so hot
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@sus2chainz
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7 months
sorry i opened your instagram story 17s after you posted it i am addicted to my phone
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@sus2chainz
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5 months
can u guys still like all my tweets even if they’re not funny i like it
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@sus2chainz
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4 months
drank a few too many highnoons and i cannot believe how big my boobs are
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@sus2chainz
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4 months
this is the most single i have ever been in my life not one hoe to my name
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10 years
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this is what i look like smetimes
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i think it should be illegal for anyone over the age of 25 to ask me for my snapchat i still use it everyday but that’s not the point u are an adult don’t ask for my sc
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4 months
no one matched my freak (i’m at the beach alone again)
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@sus2chainz
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8 months
i have glass bones and paper skin, every morning i break my legs, and in the afternoon i break my arms
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person liked every single pic w my tits out and then dm’d me i have a nice smile
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@sus2chainz
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10 years
I've seen u naked u can't pretend like I don't exist
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@sus2chainz
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6 months
i want 4 boyfriends that are all best friends with each other
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@sus2chainz
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2 months
accidentally posted my nudes to my story for 4 whole fucking minutes i am so so so so so so stupid never let me near alcohol ever again
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@sus2chainz
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3 months
the only ppl that are interested in me live a minimum of 2000 miles away
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@sus2chainz
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2 months
i bowled a 132 who want me
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8 months
wearing a bodysuit with big ol knockers is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off
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it’s 8am and this lady saw my tattoos and asked me if i knew her nephew bc he has tattoos
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4 months
told someone i was watching The Boys today and they asked me when i had kids 😐
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@sus2chainz
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3 months
can i send u a 5 min voice memo abt my day
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boardy barn literally seems like my worst nightmare
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@sus2chainz
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5 months
will u come to the bar to celebrate my bday with me on friday
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fake eyelashes literally changed me as a person
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@sus2chainz
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5 months
makeout monday are u making out
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@sus2chainz
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7 months
do not come in my dms if u are expecting pepperoni we have salami in this house
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@sus2chainz
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7 months
does anyone want to have a mutual crush on each other forever
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lady at bagel place ordered cinnamon raisin bagel w vegetable cream cheese and that literally seems illegal to me
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how r ppl still actively posting tht they’re hanging out w their friends stillduring this
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@sus2chainz
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3 months
does anyone wanna go halves on a baby
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@sus2chainz
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4 months
u guys follow me cus i’m really funny right not any other reason
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my card info got stolen and someone spent $117 on kfc and bought 36 fucking cookies
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single as a pringle
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5 months
i expect way more likes on my tweets now
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ppl w reusable water bottles are always hotter than ppl tht use single-use plastic bottles n i will die on this hill
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4 months
i love when hot ppl follow me
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the urge to download a dating app is so strong today there are tears in my eyes thinking abt how single i am
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4 months
i’m not liking anything weird now that no one can see btw definitely normal not horny stuff
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does anyone wanna hang out with me for the rest of my life
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4 months
goin to a baseball game about to crush the 9 9 9 challenge
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this is a pro pickle household
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@sus2chainz
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2 months
.5 pictures make me realize i actually have the worlds biggest boobs
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me @ work
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