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@jisvngfleur
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mnsvng teachers ch4!! i changed the chapter title because i'm silly and gay anyway read it thanks goodnight!!
feat:
- the inevitability of disappointing your traditional parents
- mnsvng being down HORRENDOUS for each other
- wlw oc's you're welcome
thinking about m1m0 railing j33svng so well that he moves up the bed with every thrust and m1m0 has to pull him back on his cock by his little waist,,, j33svng loves feeling like a pretty, helpless toy for his husband <3
jsvng who is a hopeless romantic, but feels like nobody really... gets him. he's been described as 'annoying' more times than he can count, but he's charismatic enough to get a whole room laughing at his jokes. he's the funny friend, but he feels so lonely.
i used to work with kids. here's skiddlez as things kids have said to me:
chn: i'm not a boy, i'm a DRAGONBOY
mimo: she has two cats. one is called princess fluffy sparkle rainbow and the other is 3lsa
chngbn: i'm going to become the world's first ethical billionaire
thinking about history teacher svng who never has the time for a relationship and he has the vague worry he's gonna d!e alone, until one day the school hires a new dance teacher
suddenly he finds himself eating his lunch in the staff room a lot more often +
there's something so delicious to me about mnho who was just doing his own thing for years, content by himself, meeting jsvng for the first time and going OH. okay yeah that one is mine
// meemsvng , overstimulation , praise kink
thinking about j33svng who gets desperate so easily, who whines and pleads m1m0 for more, for him to stop teasing. as soon as m1m0 gets his cock inside j33svng, the younger cums all over himself, but he still begs m1m0 to fuck him into
πΏοΈ: mine. if anyone tries to take you away i'll kill them
π°: j4gi-ya, you can't even kill bugs
πΏοΈ: i will write them a strongly-worded letter
π°: and i will kill them :)
// mnsvng, light smut, lots of feelings :')
mimo usually hides his feelings when he has a crush because he's a little worried they won't reciprocate so he just kinda. hides. and hopes for the best.
and then he meets jsvng.
hyvnjn: i never learn anything at school so i'm going on strike
jsvng: i'm king!! [get down from there right now] okay well i'll be king later, when you're not looking
flx: i'm making a video game where if you die, the computer blows up
boyfriends chngjn who love each other to death but silently feel like something is missing. neither want to upset the balance of their existing relationship, so they try to make do. that is, until a puppy quite literally runs into their lives and brings a gorgeous stranger too +
πΏοΈ: hehe i really did a number on you last night, didn't i j4gi?
π°: s-shut up, i'm fine
πΏοΈ: remember when i pushed your legs up to your shoulders-
π°: YES I REMEMBER
you know right after this pudding pulled honey into the nearest empty room and made out with him, sucked on his tongue, called him a good boy until he whined. and then as soon as they got home pudding made him cum 3 times and whispered praises and told honey how much he loves him
lrt i will never understand why people feel the need to 'defend' mnsvng. you don't need to 'defend' anyone from being queer, some people are just queer. insisting that they couldn't possibly be in a relationship despite everything they've said and done is homophobic.
i haven't been able to enjoy this com3b4ck as much as i've wanted to because everything has felt OFF. i don't want a fucking albvm if it means the musicians i like and care deeply about are struggling with their health, mental or physical. it's frankly pretty ridiculous that +
my queer little heart is so full right now. this is almost unprecedented in kp0p. to have a collaboration with an openly gay man, in a song ABOUT gay sex, is an incredible stride towards acceptance in the industry.
we have a long way to go, but this is an amazing step to take.
remember how badly g0t7 were treated by jΒ₯p and how when their contract was up they left the company and released a banger album by themselves?? here's to history repeating itself
// chnIx, fluff
'chr1s, my everything hurts,' fIx complained, flopping noodle-like onto chn's bed. his joints had been playing up all day, and he'd developed a nasty headache after dance practice.
chn laughed and ruffled his hair. 'you been drinking enough water?'
// anxiety attack , hurt/comfort
it had been a bad day so far. no schedules, no responsibilities, nothing, and ch
@n
felt a little useless.
jsvng had dragged himself out of bed early for a date with m1mo, chngbn was out with ye0njvn to see a movie, and hyvnjn was at the other
sk!ddlez as things i said to my therapist today:
chn: [your hair looks natural] yeah i'm giving it a break before i fry it again
mimo: it's a point of pride for me that her cat likes me better than her
chngbn: i just want to be part of a cuddle pile, you know?
vampire mnho isn't used to technology and freaks out when he sees his reflection for the first time in centuries (on further inspection, he thinks he looks pretty good)
THE FUCKING YOGA MAT ch4ngbn is like 'wow that's...' (why didn't you just sleep on his bed) and you know m33msvng were all snuggly together that night like
'if management asks, you slept on the yoga mat'
'but hyuuuung that's so uncomfortable!!'
'good thing you have me then'
1m1eb1m1e, stripper ch
@ngbn
, strangers to lovers
au where m33msvng have their bachelor party together (do not separate the chopsticks) and ch
@ngbn
is the stripper the others hired as a 'joke', except they can all see the way 1m1e stares at him like he wants to jump his bones.
i can't stop thinking about 'in what way do you like me?'. the tentative hope that the person you like is also queer, the gut-dropping thought of 'even if they are, do they like me back?', the stuttering of your breath as he cups your cheeks and tells you to look him in the eye,,
i'm sick of this same 'conversation' happening over and over as if sex and sexual attraction aren't an integral part of the human experience for a lot of people.
being horny about a celebrity and posting about it isn't sexual harassment. writing fanfic isn't sexual harassment. +
if you're a teenager trying to come into an nsfw space, at least have the fucking courtesy to lurk. make your account private. don't talk to us. don't try to be our friends until you're of age. better yet, don't join until you're an adult. not only does it put you in danger, it +
i love how whenever m1m0 fails at something he's like 'yeah i was playing a different game?? it's called 'break that window specially', that's why i threw the ball at it??? i can't believe you guys haven't heard of it'
midnight snack π€
mnsvng (implied hyvnbn)
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IT'S HERE!!
thank you so much to
@sisyphusishere
for making an incredible piece to go with this, as well as letting me use this prompt!!
link:
jsvng, who is a hopeless romantic, who is head over heels in love with his boyfriend, who makes entire rooms laugh at his antics, who never has to feel alone again.
there's no better feeling than being loved by mnho. it's so wonderfully easy, because mnho just... gets him.
chn saw the world's angstiest boy and was like 'yeah i want him on my team' and took him under his wing and when chngbn arrived he helped jsvng work through his emotions in a healthier way and it allowed jsvng to open up more and now 3r4ch4 are a perfect mutually supportive trio-
// ch
@ngj
!n , cisswap
okay i just love the idea of ch
@ngbn
with a short dick. he's always felt insecure about it but fem!hyvnjn is, well, a little small down there, and sex has, unfortunately, always hurt for her. whether it's a cock or a toy, the punch against her cervix makes
prince f!x who married a commoner. everyone assumed ch
@n
would be overprotective of his sweet husband but instead it's f!x who glares at anyone who doesn't treat ch
@n
with the respect he deserves. so what if he threatens to guillotine them? he's the prince after all <3
// kitten kink, praise kink, creampie
'jsvng please, please' m1mo begged, thrashing against the sheets as jsvng sucked on his chest. jsvng drew one bud into his mouth and flicked his tongue over it, revelling in the way m1mo shuddered and cried out.
'be patient, kitten. i
m33mo kitten kink gets me feral every single time. kitty likes having his hair played with and his tummy petted, he likes being riled up until all he can do is mewl, he likes being svng1e's good, pretty kitty. he takes j33svng's cock so well and begs for him to fill him up π« π« π«
one thing about m33msvng is they will fucking commit to making ch4ngbn's life as difficult as possible. and the thing about ch4ngbn is that he loves them for it :')
@/Neckromantyc is almost certainly still a child, btw. this is a screenshot from his tvmblr from earlier this year. at BEST he's 17 now. i'm genuinely very surprised that people forgave him the first time he lied about his age, but he's still doing it.
and you're telling me they look like this ALL THE TIME??????? they're made to put filters over THIS???? JAIL FOR D!V1, JAIL FOR D!V1 FOR ONE THOUSAND YEARS!!!!!!!!!!
do. do you think at first chn chose jsvng for sk!z because h4n-ah sounds an awful lot like h4nn4h,,,, and he wanted a little sibling to be there for,,,,,,, give me a minute i need to lie down
β¨ sk!dz as things i have said at work β¨
ch
@n
: [after a customer with a golden retriever asked if we allow dogs in the shop] YES WE DO, ESPECIALLY YOURS
m1m0: [you're kind of intimidating] good, i hope you're terrified of me. now give me a hug
you'd think i would get bored of reading about mnsvng falling in love over and over again but if i'm anything it's a hopeless romantic and i can never get enough of them
thinking that top/bottom positioning affects a character's personality is completely wrong and based on stereotypes and traditional gender roles. heteronormativity does not belong in fanfiction, ESPECIALLY queer fanfiction.
LIKE idgaf but who tops and who bottoms IS relevant if ur writing nsfw seriously speaking please stop acting like it isn't. even when ur not writing nsfw there's many nuances abt charas interpretations that differ based on the top bottom combination u prefer and acting
making explicit art isn't sexual harassment.
purity culture is harmful for EVERYONE but most of all for minors who are led to believe that sex is dirty and shameful and should never be talked about or explored safely.
witch hunts and moral panics only make these issues worse.
oh my god. oh my god. jsvng who has made so many others fall in love finally being shown what being loved feels like,,,,,, grim reaper m1mo who thought he was destined for eternal loneliness finding the brightest ray of sunshine purely by chance,,,,,,,,, i need to sit down
now im thinking about cupid jsvng who sucks at his job. he always misses or accidentally hits the wrong person with the arrow but he tries his best !!!! and one day he accidentally hits the prettiest human he has ever seen in his entire life. the human seems shocked for +